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] Date Posted:Saturday, October 31, 2009, 12:00: am In reply to:
Jennifer
's message, "Who Would You Let Take Your Temperature...." on Tuesday, August 18, 2009, 10:39: am
I would let my first cousin's wife take my rectal temperature. She's really cute in a Jennifer Love Hewitt sort of way. She has a digital rectal thermometer with the seperate red probe like they use in hospitals. And I bet she's used it quite a few times already. It's in their 10 month old son's room along with a tube of Surgilube. She's going to school to be an RN, so I bet she's more than familiar on how to use that thing like a pro.
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Date Posted:Saturday, October 31, 2009, 12:12: pm
I have a first cousin who's daughter looks like Paris Hilton.I fantasize about her taking and receiving an rt from me. The problem is that it would never happen, and I wouldn't want to destroy my relationship with the family. So what I was thinking, is that maybe when your cousin's wife is finished taking your temp., she can take mine. Sound like a deal to you? LOL.
Date Posted:Saturday, October 31, 2009, 09:36: pm
LOL..You would probably react like I would to getting a RT from her. You'd melt like a stick of butter, because she is one more pretty motherfucker. But alas, the reality is that we'll both never know what it's like to feel the thermometer from her. In the mean time, my little 10 month old cousin is the only one getting his butt impaled by her thermometer, but like most children that age he probably hates having it done.
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