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Subject: There's Nothing That Comes Close To A Temperature In The Bottom Author: Jennifer [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: Thursday, December 24, 2009, 12:53: pm I love all the details of having my temperature taken, in my bottom: 1. Someone feeling my forehead and saying that he/she is going to take my temperature. 2. The anticipation that my temperature is going to be taken in my bottom. 3. Being told to lie down on my tummy. 4. Lying down on my tummy, and waiting. 5. Watching as the thermometer is being shaken down, and lubricated. 6. My temp taker sitting down on the edge of the bed. 7. My pants being pulled down. 8. Being told "OK, I'm going to take your temperature now. Just hold still for me". 9. Feeling my bottom being spread open, and the coolness of the thermometer as it is being slowly inserted into my bottom. 10. The fantastic feeling of having the thermometer held in my bottom. 11.Feeling the thermometer being repositioned, wiggled, twirled gently, and moved in and out slowly. And then held in again. 12.Feeling a warm hand on my bottom as my temperature is being taken. 13.Having my temperature taken for a long time. 14.Knowing that my temp taker is seeing my bottom, with the thermometer sticking in it. Just being under that person's care is exciting, and adds to the good feelings. 15.Feeling the thermometer being slowly pulled out of my bottom, when temperature time is up. 16.Having my temperature read to me by my temp taker. 17.Being told that we'll have to take my temperature again later on today. 18.Getting to trade and take my temp taker's temperature. Sticking the thermometer into a friend's bottom, holding it in, moving it around, and watching his/her bottom as the thermometer registers. Laying my hand on a warm bottom is nice. Then, reading the temp out loud when done. No other method of taking a temperature even comes close to having it taken in your bottom....its absolutely the best. All the feelings I get are just wonderful! Jenn. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: There's Nothing That Comes Close To A Temperature In The Bottom Author: Rich [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Thursday, December 24, 2009, 01:41: pm There is no one that expresses it better than you do. I agree on each and every point you made and step you articulated. Happy holidays and many joyous RT's to you, Jenn. Rich [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: There's Nothing That Comes Close To A Temperature In The Bottom Author: jimmy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Tuesday, June 28, 2011, 12:43: pm Me too. I loved being on the giving end only in play but on the receiving end in play and reality. Play was even more exciting when there were a small group (3-5) in the same room and taking turns on eachother. ALL these feelings are sensational and great reflections on the inscence of childhood. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: Re: There's Nothing That Comes Close To A Temperature In The Bottom Author: Irwin Potkewitz [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Tuesday, December 29, 2009, 04:49: pm The only thing that comes close to a temperature in the bottom, is a temperature in the rectum. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: There's Nothing That Comes Close To A Temperature In The Bottom Author: April [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Tuesday, January 12, 2010, 07:12: pm Do gynecologists generally take rectal temps...does anyone know? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: There's Nothing That Comes Close To A Temperature In The Bottom Author: Maks [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Monday, March 14, 2011, 06:35: am Thank you Jenn And Cat for interesting explanation of some important life pleasure I hasn't been aware. Waiting for some more guidlines from you. Hugs. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: There's Nothing That Comes Close To A Temperature In The Bottom Author: Caleb76 [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Wednesday, March 16, 2011, 10:01: pm A nurse girlfriend that lived with me when I was in my mid twenties took my rectal temperature when I got the flu one time. I was laying in bed that evening, burning up with a fever, and had the worst sneezing and coughing spells I can ever remember. She felt of my forehead and stomach and went to get a digital thermometer. She put it under my tongue, but I had to take it right back out to sneeze or cough. She tried 3 or 4 times to get a proper reading but it wouldn't work. So she went back into the bathroom and came out with a glass thermometer and a small packet of vaseline. She said " sorry but I need take your temperature in the other end". I said "what?" not realizing what she was getting at. She said "I'm gonna have to take it in your butt". I said "no way", but she said it was the only way to get an accurate reading with the thermometers she had. I was laying on my back and she pulled down my underwear to mid thigh and told me to raise my knees and rest my feet flat on the mattress. She shook down the thermometer and applied a thick blob of vaseline to the first inch or so of the tip. She said "ready?", I nervously nodded yes. Her hands disappered under my legs and I felt her part my right buttcheek, then the cold shock of the thermometer as it passed my sphincter and went deep up my rectum. It actually felt a little uncomfortable and I wanted her to pull it out. But she told me it would be over with in a couple minutes and to just be still. After about three minutes, she pulled it out and wiped it off with a tissue. It read 104.6F and she took me to the emergency room. They gave me a hellacious dose of some kind of tylenol to bring down the fever, and a cute little brunette nurse came in and gave me an antibiotic shot in the left buttcheek that set my ass on fire for the next 30 minutes. I went back home and my girlfriend took my temperature at least 7 or 8 more times rectally the next 2 days until I quit coughing. But I still remember the nervous dread and rush of embarrassment I felt that first time watching her shake down that thermometer. That was the first time I'd had anything put up my butt since I was a kid. It was uncomfortable, yet extremely erotic at the same time. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: There's Nothing That Comes Close To A Temperature In The Bottom Author: Tim #2 [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Tuesday, July 05, 2011, 10:01: pm I thought I posted something in response to this thread since it is about 2 years old. I absolutely agree- not only with how the thermometer feels in my butt, but also in terms of the accuracy of the rt! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]