Author:
 Caleb76
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Date Posted: Tuesday, June 28, 2011, 07:33: pm
A couple months after my wife and I were married, I had to have both tonsils and some adenoids taken out. That's got to be the sorest and most miserable I have ever been in my whole life. I was supposed to come home the same day, but they actually kept me overnight. The next morning before they released me, a girl came in to take my vitals. I was so sore and inflamed around my neck that I found it hard to open my mouth for very long. The CNA addressed this issue to her RN, and came back with a digital thermometer with the red probe. Just as soon as my wife saw that thermometer she said "uhoh, you won't like this". She's also a nurse and knew what was about to happen. This was in the early 90s before ear thermometers got big in hospitals, so if it couldn't go in the mouth, it had to go up the butt. So there I was, laying in misery and humiliation while a cute female stranger stuck a probe up my ass, the whole while wondering what my wife made of all of this. The nurse only left it up there for a few seconds and boy was I glad when she took it out. My wife knew that really embarrassed me because she never brought the subject up again.
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