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The Answer Man (because I have nothing better to do on this Saturday afternoon and these questions are fun)
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Date Posted: Sat, February 02, 2008 12:29:37
In reply to:
Ol' E.T.
's message, "While we wait for Stupid Tuesday, how about a survey about various things?" on Fri, February 01, 2008 5:42:38
1. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? NOT READING ANYTHING NOW
2. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A COUPLE OF MICE
3. SHOULD STREISAND PUT THE A BACK IN HER NAME? I DON'T UNDETSYAND THE QUESTION
4. CHESS OR CHECKERS? EITHER ONE I SUCK AT BOTH
5. FAVORITE BRAND OF PINEAPPLES? DON'T EAT PINEAPPLES
6. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, SWIMSUIT EDITION
7. DO YOU EVER GIVE A RAT'S A**? IF SO, WHO DO YOU GIVE IT TO? (I DON'T WANT TO BE NEAR THAT PERSON, THANK YOU) NEXT QUESTION
8. COKE OR PEPSI OR DR. PEPPER? PEPSI
9. FAVORITE SOUNDS? ANYTHING BY THE EAGLES, HOTEL CALIFORNIA, TAKE IT EASY, WHATEVER, GREATEST GROUP OF ALL TIME, THE BEATLES ARE WIMPS
10. FAVORITE POSTER ON THIS WEBSITE? TOMMYMITTENZ, NO CONTEST, HE'S THE GREATEST, THE ONLY SCRUPULOUSLY HONEST PERSON HERE
11. FAVORITE COMEDIAN? I WILL MAKE IT FEMALE AND SAY CAROL BURNETT, THE GREATEST MALE OR FEMALE OF ALL TIME, AND PROBABLY UNDER-RATED. SHE IS THE BEST, HAS EVERYTHING, SO NATURAL, WONDERFUL. I CAN'T SAY ENOUGH GOOE THINGS ABOUT HER.
12. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? CHOCOLATE
13. WHAT MODEL WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? CHEVY IMPALA
14. FAVORITE DOG ON THIS WEBSITE? IF I HAVE TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT I WOULD SAY DUKE. HOWEVER MY FAVORITE IS CUTIE. DUKE IS WONDERFUL BUT TOO DAMNED UGLY.
15. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE, WOULDN'T YOU PREFER IT BE ALIVE? YES AND THAT PERSON WOULD BE TO BRADY, MY HERO, MAYBE THE GREATEST QUARTERBACK OF ALL TIME.
16. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED? TELEVISION ANCHOR MAN BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE THE TALENT OR THE DESIRE. NEVERTHELESS I ADMIRE THE GOOD ONES.
17. FAVORITE MOVIE(S)? SOMEONE MENTIONED BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. I'LL GO WITH THAT TOO. IT SHOULD HAVE WON THE BEST PICTURE BUT THERE IS, QUITE HONESTLY, AN ANTI-GAY FACTION IN THIS COUNTRY AND THAT WAS THAT. I HONESTLY THINK MCCAIN IS THE NEXT PRESIDENT BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT WANT A WOMAN OR A BLACK PERSON IN THE WHITE HOUSE WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE. I THINK MCCAIN HAS TOO MUCH MOMENTUM TO STOP HIM. HE MAY HAVE HEALTH ISSUES THOUGH (A CANCER SURVIVOR) AND SO HIS VEEP CHOICE WILL BE VERY IMPORTANT.
18. REPUBLICAN OR SMART? I THINK PEGGY WROTE THIS THOUGH SHE WILL DENY THIS. I ALMOST ALWAYS VOTE REPUBLICAN AND SEE NO REASON TO CHANGE RIGHT NOW. GEORGE BUSH HAS TAKEN TOO MUCH FLAK AND YES, MY FRIENDS, THE SURGE IS WORKING.
19. OIL HEAT OR GAS HEAT? I DON'T NEED HEAT. I JUST WEAR TWO HEAVY OVERCOATS.
20. FAVORITE SONG(S)? SONGS, SOUNDS, WHATEVER, THE EAGLES RULE.
21. DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE SANTA CLAUS? IN "THE" SANTA CLAUS? INTERESTING THE WAY THAT WAS ASKED. YES, PEGGY (I MEAN VIRGINIA), I DO BELIEVE, I REALLY DO.
22. DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE EASTER BUNNY? OH YES, OF COURSE.
23. DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE TROLL? NAH, EVERYTHING POSTED HERE IS SO SERIOUS, THERE CAN'T POSSIBLY BE A TROLL.
24. CAN BRITNEY BE SAVED? (PLEASE, IT'S A SERIOUW QUESTION, DON'T BOTHER ANSWERING IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE CRUEL) THAT'S UP TO HER AND MAYBE GOD. VERY VERY SAD. BRITNEY MAKES PARIS HILTON SEEM TOTALLY TOGETHER. I URGE THOSE WHO WISH HER THE WORSE TO CONSIDER HOW YOU WOULD FEEL IF SHE WAS A FAMILY MEMBER. IT'S EASY TO CAST STONES WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW A PERSON.
25. DO YOU GIVE A HOOT ABOUT THE STUPOR BOWL? NOW I AM SURE PEGGY DID THESE QUESTIONS BECAUSE I KNOW SHE DOESN'T LIKE FOOTBALL. STUPOR BOWL? HARDLY. THE GIANTS WILL KEEP IT INTERESTING FOR ABOUT ONE QUARTER. THEN TOM BRADY AND THE GANG WILL SAY "ENOUGH ALREADY" AND WILL PLAY LIKE THEY DID IN THE FIRST HALF OF THE SEASON.
26. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? YES. ABSOLUTELY.
27. WHAT IS THE MOST INSPIRING THING YOU HAVE EVER READ ON THIS WEBSITE OR ON BARBARA'S FABULOUS CELEBRITY OBITS BOARD?
HARD TO SAY. YES IT'S NICE WHEN PEOPLE REPORT GOOD NEWS ABOUT THEIR HEALTH SO OKAY, I WILL GO THERE.
OKAY PEGGY, DID YOU WRITE THESE QUESTIONS?
MAYBE YOU DIDN'T, BUT I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOU ANSWER SOME OF THEM ANYWAY.
I BET YOUR ANSWER TO REUUPLICAN OR SMART IS "SMART"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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