Julie to Liz
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Date Posted: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 01:44: pm
Sounds like we had the same experience. I recently vacationed in Las Vegas for a week and I swear that I didn't have a BM for the entire time. My neighbor and friend is a nurse and she came over to help me out. She had a pair of disposable gloves, some KY and a bulb syringe. I had told her my childhood glycerin story earlier. She had me disrobe and lie on the bed, spread my cheeks and slid her gloved finger deep inside and it came out brown to the knuckle! I was so embarassed. Next she slid the snout of the rubber bulb syringe into me and squeezed; I felt a warm thick liquid and asked her what it was: glycerin she replied. I got a really large squirt and she told me that they used it in the ER on constipated and uncooperative kids. She removed the bulb syringe and told me to hold it; she had me roll over on my tummy and she held my cheeks together firmly. I was laying on a towel and after a few minutes, I felt like I was going to explode; she promised me a second bulbful if I didn't hold it. She slipped a folded washcloth against my anus and once again held my cheeks firmly together. I tried to hold it but felt a trickle of glycerin leaking out followed by an involuntary blast of gas and some potty. She had me gey up and waddle to the toilet, holding the washcloth against my anus; I pottied all the way to the bathroom. She removed the washcloth and said that "we won't be using this again" and as I sat on the toilet seat I had the biggest BM of my life. I swear that I pottied for 10 full minutes; she told me that I probably needed a soapsuds enema to finish the job, and she had one prepared and hanging from the towel rack. I had to bend over the tub rail and got the biggest, soapiest enema of my life. When I was finally up on the toilet, she gave me 2 colace pills to soften the next BM. I swear that I lost 5 pounds. I normally love enemas, but didn't find these exciting at all even though I later noticed that I was dripping wet.
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