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Date Posted: 21:54:49 08/14/00 Mon
Author: Amber
Subject: Re: Women were created by God
In reply to: HAW 's message, "Women were created by God" on 20:35:49 06/28/00 Wed

> :
>
> >Women were created by God
> > to have strengths that amaze men.
> >They carry children, they carry hardships,
> >they carry burdens but they hold
> > happiness, love and joy.
> >They smile when they want to scream.
> >They sing when they want to cry.
> >They cry when they are happy
> >and laugh when they are nervous.
> >They fight for what they believe in.
> >They stand up for injustice.
> >They don't take "no" for an answer
> >when they believe there is a better solution.
> >They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
> >They love unconditionally.
> >They cry when their children excel
> > and cheer when their friends get awards.
> >They are happy when they hear about
> >a birth or a new marriage.
> >
> >Their hearts break when a friend dies.
> >They have sorrow at the loss of a family member,
> >yet they are strong when they think
> > there is no strength left.
> >They know that a hug and a kiss
> > can heal a broken heart.
> > Women come in all sizes,
> >in all colors and shapes.
> > They'll drive, fly, walk, run or E-mail you
> > to show how much they care about you.
> >The heart of a woman is what makes
> >the world spin!
> >
> >Women do more than just give birth.
> >They bring joy and hope.
> >They give compassion and ideals.
> >They give moral support
> > to their families and friends.
> > Women have alot to say and a lot to give.
> >
> >*******************
> > >
> >CLOCKS
> >
> > Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven.
> > As she stood in front of St. Peter
> > at the Pearly Gates,
> >she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
> >She asked, "What are all those clocks for?"
> > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
> on Earth has a
> >Lie-Clock.
> >Every time you lie
> >the hands on your clock will move."
> >
> > "Oh," said Hillary, "who's clock is that?"
> > "That's Mother Teresa's.
> >The hands have never moved
> > indicating that she never told a lie."
> >
> > "Who's clock is that?"
> > "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
> > The hands have only moved twice
> > telling us that Abe only told
> > 2 lies in his entire life."
> >
> > "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
> > "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office.
> > He's using it as a ceiling fan."
> >*
> >**********************************
> >What DO they want?
> >
> >A group of girlfriends is on vacation
> >when they see a 5-story hotel
> >with a sign that reads:
> >"For Women Only".
> >Since they are without their boyfriends
> > and husbands, they decide to go in.
> >The bouncer, a very attractive guy,
> > explains to them how it works.
> > "We have 5 floors.
> >Go up floor by floor,
> > and once you find what you are looking for,
> > you can stay there.
> >It's easy to decide since each floor
> >has a sign telling you what's inside."
> >
> > So they start going up
> >and on the first floor the sign reads:
> > "All the men on this floor are short and plain."
> >The friends laugh and without hesitation
> >move on to the next floor.
> >
> > The sign on the second floor reads:
> >"All the men here are short and handsome."
> >Still, this isn't good enough,
> >so the friends continue on up.
> >They reach the third floor and the sign reads:
> > "All the men here are tall and plain."
> >They still want to do better,
> >and so, knowing there are
> >still two floors left, they continued on up.
> >
> >On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect:
> > "All the men here are tall and handsome."
> >The women get all excited
> > and are going in when they realize
> > that there is still one floor left.
> >
> > Wondering what they are missing,
> >they head on up to the fifth floor.
> >There they find a sign that reads:
> > "There are no men here.
> >This floor was built only to prove
> > that there is no way to please a woman."
> >[/
> >*
How mean is the last one! I think a guy wrote!Hee! Hee!
But you know if we were there we would be goin' up to the fifth floor :) :) Well love you lots just thought you might like to read this.

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