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Subject: faking it? Author: Missy [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: Friday, February 21, 2014, 07:32: pm Has anyone ever faked being sick? [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: faking it? Author: Tim [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Thursday, February 27, 2014, 02:53: am Its funny you ask that. I was in grade school, maybe 4th grade and I faked it. I knew the only way to not go to school was to at least have a fever. So while my mom took my temperature rectally, she walked away. I quickly held the thermometer near a small lamp I had and when she came back to check it, she said oh my....lol At that point I knew it worked but I paid a bad price for that. My mom called my grandfather up who lived next door. He was our doctor. Without any notice, he came in and gave me a super painful shot of Penicillin in my butt!!! The entire time I was pleading not to get a shot but I couldn't tell them I faked it. It was so horrible....Never did that again! Tim [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: faking it? Author: XXX [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Tuesday, May 13, 2014, 03:25: am ADD ME TIM bird7527@gmail.com [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: faking it? Author: Brad [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Sunday, March 09, 2014, 12:30: pm Oh yes and it backfired miserably for me. I was s freshman in high school and told my mom I didn't feel good. She came into my room after the other kids left for school and took my temperature. She looked at he thermometer and confirmed my fever even though it was normal she played along. I thought i pulled one over on her until she called me to the bathroom about an hour later. I was in my room watching TV and feeling pretty cool. I walked into the bathroom thinking she had something to settle my tummy but to my utter surprise she had the enema bag hanging from the towel rack in the tub and told me to lull down my boxers and lay on the towel in the tub. I tried to protest but she insisted that she needed to give me an enema since I was sick at home and missing school. I knew I was screwed so I followed her orders and assumed the position while she proceeded to give me a well deserved soapy enema. Not one but 3. Needless to say that was the last time I faked it. I couldn't wait to get back to school! She left the enema bag hanging on the towel rack to dry so everyone knew that I got an enema. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: faking it? Author: Greg [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Sunday, March 23, 2014, 10:36: am Faking it only worked one time for me and I thought I could pull it off again and had a similar experience as Brad. I was 15 and told my mom I didn't feel good and that I had a stomach ache. She got the other kids off to school and I stayed in bed. My reprieve didn't last long when she came into my room with the rectal thermometer and told me to roll over on my stomach and pull my pj bottoms down. I did as I was told as a RT was SOP at our house when sick. She greased it up and slid it into my butt. When she pulled it out she said that my temp was almost 102 and that I needed a cool water enema. I was horrified as I knew she knew I was faking it and she was teaching me a lesson. I protested but to no avail. 5 minutes later she called me to the bathroom and told me to lay over the edge of the tub tor my enema. He hung the bag from a coat hanger from the towel rack and stuck the nozzle in me. Click went the clamp as the cool water filled me up. 2 enemas later I was back in bed wishing I was in school. Never faked it again and neither did my brothers After they learner my fate. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: faking it? Author: paul [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Saturday, April 26, 2014, 11:46: am I faked being sick one time and spent the morning in the bathroom being given multiple enemas from mom. That cured me. I still got enemas but i was either really sick or really backed up. I didn't mind them because nothing worse that being plugged up. Mom gave me enemas through my college years. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: faking it? Author: Remembers [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Sunday, April 27, 2014, 10:52: am If I tried to fake an illness, Mom would get out the enema equipment and bar of Ivory and said I needed a cleaning out that required spending all day in bed. She was suspicious when it turned out that I hadn't prepared for an important test at school that day. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: faking it? Author: Tim [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Monday, April 28, 2014, 06:38: am I did fake it one time in grade school and wound up having the doctor come and give me a super painful shot in the butt!!!!!!!!!!!!! I never got enemas but I did get shots and wow did they hurt!!!!!!!!! Tim [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: faking it? Author: Mike [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Thursday, May 08, 2014, 06:53: pm Faking it! This thread brings back a funny memory that 2 can play at this game. I was 17 and had a pretty rough weekend of partying with my friends. It was senior year and we had about one month till graduation so we were all coasting. I was the youngest of 7 and all of my siblings except for 1 brother had moved on to college or were already married.. I felt like crap on Monday morning and told my mom I had the flu and had just thrown up. (Not true) she felt my forehead and concurred that I was warm and should stay home. She had her cell phone and decided she should call Dr. Martins office and get me an appointment. I said it wasn't necessary but she said she was calling and walked into my bathroom and I heard her talking to his nurse. Little did i know she really called no one. She was faking it because she knew I was faking it. I heard her say 'OK I agree; I think he needs a few enemas also" I about shit my drawers when I heard the word enema. I had my share of them and was in no mood for an enema this morning. I heard her talking to my brother Bill and she told him she needed his help and that I was sick and needed an enema. Next thing I knew Bill came into my room and told me mom was bringing the enema bag down to my bathroom and that I needed to get in the tub in position for an enema. Knowing I was in deep shit and Bill being a lot bigger than me I had no choice but to cooperate. Bill out a towel in the tub and I pulled my boxers off and laid on my belly on the towel. in walked mom, enema bag in hand already filled with warm soapy water. She handed the bag to Bill told him to hold it ss she sat on the edge of the tub and slipped the nozzle in my butt. I told her this wasn't necessary but without a word unclamped the hose and let the enema fill me up. 2 enemas later I was back in bed and actually felt better. It was years later that she told me about the fake call to Dr. Martin. We both got a chuckle out of it and I told her I deserrved the enemas. Last time I ever faked being sick. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: faking it? Author: Nick [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Thursday, July 31, 2014, 09:02: pm Never as a child because I feared it could mean a painful and embarrassing shot in the bare bottom. As an adult no longer afraid of buttock injections, however, I craved the erotic thrill of being treated by my doctor's beautiful nurse and managed to convince him to prescribe a series of daily vitamin shots. She took me into another room and uttered the apprehensively hoped-for words, "Drop your trousers, pull down your pants and bend over. This is going in your bottom." Although large and deep, the individual shots didn't hurt too much but the cumulative effect left me unable to sit down, which amused her, and her overt pleasure at seeing me each time I arrived for one of the daily injections made me think she enjoyed giving them to me. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: faking it? Author: Elder Fox [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: Sunday, November 02, 2014, 08:48: am Never had to fake it , unfortunatly was sick a lot when I was 11 / 12 yrs old , got a lot of asprin , shots in rear and a variety of sizes of enema from small plain water from Mother to huge soap suds fron visiting nurse . They naver did figure out what was causing my problems . Now 60 yrs later Dr. still has not found any cause . May only show up 5 / 6 times a year, however a couple good big enemas always go a long way making me feel better. Current Dr. was not in favor of enemas . but has said I have learned some good things from your case, I have another patient that is benefiting from your treatment. I guess I have made a difference. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]