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Subject: A question for nurses


Author:
Nick
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Date Posted: 19:55:48 03/18/09 Wed

Nurses,
Do you ever ask patients where they want their injections? If so, do any request them in the bottom? What do you say if a patient asks where you recommend the shots?

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[> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
IM Nurse
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Date Posted: 22:38:31 03/18/09 Wed

I usually will ask the patient where they want the injection. If they are small build man or women I strongly suggest that they take it in the butt. More muscle mass. If is a guy or a really cute girl I recommend the butt. Surprisingly very few refusals.
[> [> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
Piƒƒonitöl™
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Date Posted: 10:32:18 03/19/09 Thu

On every board I've seen the majority of the medical "professionals" say that neither they or any other medical professional enjoys seeing nudity. "We're professionals" they say, "they're all the same and none of us even notice the nudity". While on the same string these "professionals" talk about great butts, hot chicks, etc.

So how is it? Obviously everyone is different but there are so many know-it-alls, especially on allnurses.com that say "NO medical professionals think that way. We are ALL professionals and NONE of us notice or care about your nudity", bla bla bla.

If you ask me, most medical workers are perverts.
[> [> [> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
Rich
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Date Posted: 15:27:16 03/19/09 Thu

"If you ask me, most medical workers are perverts."

Who asked you?

I think that if you spend your life looking at human bodies and observing rectums and vaginas and penises and breasts for pathologies, you will become inured to the exposure to so many private parts. Most people will probably not be their most attractive between their labia or buttocks, many will have a lot of hair covering these surfaces, the skin will be discolored, odors will be overwhelming, and the job will be genuine work.

School teachers can lose their sense of idealism, flight attendants tire of exotic places because it takes hours to get there, and all of us see a routine in any work we do for a long time.

I think to condemn people as perverts who trained to help others live healthier lives is pretty mean spirited on your part.
[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
Clay
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Date Posted: 18:23:12 03/22/09 Sun

It's not right to assume all medical professionals are perverts, but it's also not right to assume they all have nothing but good intentions. There are many good and many bad. Grouping them all together on either extreme isn't very smart.
[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
clay
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Date Posted: 12:51:12 08/19/09 Wed

Still being an asshole, huh Rich?
[> [> [> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
Walt
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Date Posted: 08:06:59 03/20/09 Fri

Piff,

I not sure I agree with you. Some of the medics I have seen over the years have certainly seen a lot of butts & naked bodies in their time; mine's just one more. I am sure my current primary care doc is one of them& that's part of why I appreciate her. I have seen others who, when I look back, I'm sure went out of their way to try to get a 'free shot' at my expense. As an older wiser patient, if I think I'm being set up, I will challenge the instructions. Usually the stinker relents. If I get a reasonable explanation, then I'll go with it. After all, I'm there because I need medical expertise to cure or treat some ailment - not to play games with a closet pervert. That's my nickel's worth.
[> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
Pete
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Date Posted: 03:32:45 03/23/09 Mon

I worked for this lab for awhile. I would go and pick up blood samples from doctors offices. I got pretty friendly with some of the staff at these doctors offices. Most of them were nurses and nurses helpers. You would be surprised on how many nurses enjoyed their job because of the nudity involved. There weren't many male staff members around when I asked about this, so did not get too much input from male nurses or aides. One thing that was shocking was the nurses that worked in pediatricians's, a good number of them preferred working with the kids and most of them actually took interest in seeing the children naked when the chance arose.
[> [> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
To pete
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Date Posted: 09:38:15 03/23/09 Mon

Pete, you are so full os shit I can smell it all the way out here in Scotland.
[> [> [> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
Vernelle RN
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Date Posted: 12:09:45 03/23/09 Mon

If Pete is "so full of shit" I will have to give him an enema. I will need 3 or 4 guys to hold him down inasmuch as I want to give him a high 3 qt. enema. Let me know if you want to help Pete get his enema. This will be a cleansing enema and you all know what they are.
[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
Piff
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Date Posted: 12:17:35 03/23/09 Mon

I'll help you give Pete his enema. Let me know if you want me to help hold him down. I like to do that part...gets me excited.
[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
Kyle
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Date Posted: 01:01:48 03/24/09 Tue

As you can see Pete, Vernelle RN's fantasy is giving men enemas. But no children please.
[> [> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
Kyle
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Date Posted: 00:59:05 03/24/09 Tue

I believe you Pete. I think it is very common. But it does no good to mention it in places like this because nurses are always covering up for other nurses.

Another problem is that most people that come here are looking for fantasy situations and talking about fantasies with young children is a real turnoff.
[> Subject: Re: injection locations


Author:
Pamela
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Date Posted: 22:31:06 03/24/09 Tue

Nope, it's kind of standard. Steroid injections and antibiotic injections in dorsogluteal, all others (in our office) go in deltoids. Note, we don't have iron injections in our office, or they would also be gluteal. We also don't carry pain medications.

We also don't use the ventrogluteal location. Personally, I've only used that one on myself, because it's easier to reach. It's located on the lateral side of your hip, below the iliac crest and above the greater trochanter, slightly anterior. Type in "ventrogluteal" on google to get an idea.

If a patient insists on getting something gluteal, sometimes we give in (depends on what it is). Some medications are just made for the deltoid.
[> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
frank schaeffer to pamela
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Date Posted: 21:34:16 04/05/09 Sun

so what reasons do you normally agree to a butt shot
[> [> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
Pamela
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Date Posted: 18:16:19 04/06/09 Mon

Well, a tiny little woman that says she always gets her B-12 in her butt, sure. She probably doesn't have enough muscle mass in her deltoid.
[> [> [> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
frank schaeffer to pamela
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Date Posted: 11:56:21 04/07/09 Tue

how bad does b-12 hurt it was suggested to me as part of a weightloss program
[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: B12


Author:
Pamela
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Date Posted: 18:29:31 04/10/09 Fri

I've never had one myself, but most people say it is nothing. A few people complain of aching is all. It's only 1 cc.

As far as weight loss, it's useless. Your body will flush out any vitamins you don't need through your urine, except for fat soluble vitamins (A,D,E,K) which can build up in your body and cause toxicity.
[> [> [> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
jean the frenchie
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Date Posted: 16:48:34 04/08/09 Wed

In france, it is so seldom now to have a shot in the butt that I don't feel that I am concerned by some of the comments in this discussion. I have not met since a long time a nurse who would have left me the choice between a shot in the arms or in the butts or heard about it by a friend.

I don't believe the nurse who said that she choose in function of the body of the patient, I think that she wants to provoke some reactions but she is not serious.

I don't believe no more the guy who said that nurses like to work in pedestrian offices to see children in the nude. It is not serious,it is bad fantasy, when a female nurse chooses to work with children, it is very often because she likes to take care of children as will do mothers.

I am not a naive person but we must not believe that every one is pervert, it is stupid!
[> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
Bob
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Date Posted: 08:48:49 08/03/09 Mon

Many years ago I worked in quality control for a pharmaceutical company that among other things made over-the-counter items that included liquid douche concentrate, feminine suppositories, and syringes. There was a high percentage of women in my department and for the first week I think they used to like to see how I'd react when an issue with one of the products came up. After some time though I became insensitive and treated it like just one more job.

It was funny because we came out with a new douche fragrance and I can still remember when one of the cute girls in the department said that she had tried it, thought it was pretty nice, and planned to buy more at the company store. After I was there for a year or so I got married and everyone in the department had a little party for me, but it wouldn't have been fun unless they gave me a care package of our products. My wife to be was embarrassed at first but did use them during our first year.

Like I said I had developed an insensitivity to the topic of our products but if my wife and I ever went out to a social gathering and the topic came up of who I worked for my wife would immediately find a reason to go to the other side of the room because the next question would be "What do they make?" I might have become desensitized but most people were not. I now work somewhere else but still laugh about those days.
[> Subject: Re: A question for nurses


Author:
Don
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Date Posted: 12:58:14 08/19/09 Wed

If a nurse doesn't offer you a choice then YOU tell HER where it will be. I'm sure some NEED to be in the butt for obvious reasons but most don't. If she tries to pull your pants down push her away and TELL her it will be in the arm.


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