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Date Posted: 20:10:25 07/17/02 Wed
Author: BAD
Subject: Joke of the day

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that
his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ
because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.

He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of
Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So
he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!"

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!"

Little LeRoy, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I
know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and
waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a
loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his
wits and asked LeRoy how he knew this.

Little LeRoy replied, "Well, every morning my father gets
up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ,
are you still in there?'!"

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