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Date Posted: 23:07:26 06/20/02 Thu
Author: BAD
Subject: You might be a redneck if. . .

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when
one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "Bubba is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

...There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says,
"OK, now what?"

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