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Date Posted: 20:20:38 04/12/08 Sat
Author: Big Gordon
Subject: Ugly Incident at Tuesday's Lehigh Practice Explained

With all the rumors flying around it is time to clear the air on what happened Tuesday.
About 30 minutes before practice, Coach Coen checked his email at the fieldhouse: YOU A. COHEN HAVE WON $147 MILLION IN SPAIN'S EL GORDO LOTTERY!
Instructions followed.
Well, he went nuts! He was jumping, screaming, literally climbing the walls. He went outside and even climbed a tree!
He screamed, ``I'M THROUGH WITH THIS JERKWATER TOWN AND THIS RIDICULOUS SCHOOL!''
He called President Gast and quit. He called friends and relatives and a realtor. It was weird, man!
Finally, a linebacker grabbed him by the shoulders and said, ``Hey coach, when were you in Spain to buy a ticket?''
Reality started to sink in. Denial was his first impulse, but after about three ugly minutes, yes. He realized he had been had.
He locked himself in a bathroom stall for about 15 minutes. His first call was to Gast, who quickly forgave him and said he was still coach. After all, just a few months ago she sent the board an email blast -- GET LOST LOSERS I AM THROUGH -- after being tricked by a prank caller into thinking she had been named Ambassador to Senegal.
Anyway, by about 8 p.m., things were mostly normal. The players still respect him, the assistants who bore the brunt of his hour and a half of immense wealth chuckled and moved on.
Unfortunately, the coach was up all night, dealing with credit card companies and cops to try to make sure all the personal information he gave away will not lead to endless identity theft.
There. That is what happened. Anything else you hear is a malicious lie and the invention of juvenile minds.

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[> Ugly incident? Imagine spending $4million per year on fordham football -- Minion, 22:14:42 04/14/08 Mon [1]


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[> [> Re: Ugly incident? Imagine spending $4million per year on fordham football -- Girl's Fan, 09:22:18 05/17/08 Sat [1]

I heard it was an assistant basketball coach, not Coen, and he really did win. Is there any truth to this?

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[> [> [> Re: Ugly incident? Imagine spending $4million per year on fordham football -- Colgate Fan, 07:56:26 05/23/08 Fri [1]

Is that in euros or dollars?

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