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Date Posted: 10:46:53 01/14/09 Wed
Author: Minion
Subject: Fordham Football In Review

2008 CAME AND 2008 WENT
NOW IT'S TIME FOR THIS OBSERVER TO VENT
ABOUT UNDUE PRAISE AND MISUSED MONEY
IF IT WASN'T REALITY, IT WOULD BE FUNNY
LET'S BEGIN WITH 2007
IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW BETTER YOU'D THINK IT WAS RAM FOOTBALL HEAVEN
FOR IN 07 THE RAMS WERE CROWNED CHAMPS
OF A LEAGUE WHERE THE TOUGHEST PLAYERS HAVE MENSTRUAL CRAMPS
FORDHAM WON THE STUPID PATRIOT LEAGUE-BUT IT'S NO REASON FOR ESTEEM
IT STILL MANAGED TO LOSE TO IT'S LAST PLACE TEAM
THIS DIDN'T STOP UNDUE PRAISE AND APPLAUSE
SO MUCH SO THAT IT GIVES ME PAUSE
FAT FOOTBALL PLAYERS, UNATHLETIC BUMS
AND OLD ALUMNI IN THE STANDS DRINKING WARM BEER AND RUMS
ON THE FOOTBALL BOARD THEIR FATHERS TALKING BIG
ABOUT THEIR HAPLESS SONS, WHO ARE MERELY FAT PIGS
ALL OFFSEASON THEY WERE TOASTED AS CHAMPS
BEING LOUD IN BARS AND COURTING FAT TRAMPS
YOU'D THINK THERE'D BE REASON TO WORK HARD
INSTEAD OF DOING DRUGS, ACTING WITH NO REGARD
THEN CAME 2008 AND THE TEAM PLAYED LIKE JERKS
WITH A SOFT OUT OF CONFERENCE SCHEDULE AND NO HARD WORK
FORDHAM FOOTBALL LOST NEARLY EVERY GAME
IT'S A FAMINE A PESTILENCE AND AN OUTRIGHT SHAME
ONLY ONE IN-LEAGUE WIN
WHICH COST $4.5 MILLION DOLLARS, THAT IS A SIN
THE PLAYERS & FANS BEAT THEIR CHEST
THEY THINK THEY ARE THE BEST
NO MENTION OF MISDEEDS OR OFF-CAMPUS ARRESTS
THERE'S BEEN TOO MUCH MONEY WASTED
TOO MUCH TIME SPENT
TOO MUCH UNDUE PRAISE OFFERED
TOO MANY EXCUSES LENT

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[> Re: Fordham Football In Review -- RamRay, 13:21:25 01/21/09 Wed [1]

Onward and downward, Minion vomits his brine,
His hatred of Fordham is now maked well in time.
So much time and effort, so much energy spent
that Minion does not know where his life actually went.
He spends so much time, attacking and destroying
a sport he can't play, a sport he finds boring.
So sick is is mind, that different personalities do come out,
that answering his own posts, his "Supporters" share his shout.
So lacking in character, so malevolent is this clown
that would denegrate a whole group, kick them when they're down.
He plays the true spoiler, to boo when others cheer,
his hatred so twisted, his purpose just not clear.
So many who read him, now ignore his vile rants,
The whine is the same, the baby still wets in his pants.
He thinks we do listen, take stock in his word,
when all we acknowledge, is the fact he's obsurd.
To all who do rally, who support their school teams
Pay no mind to this Minion, who would crap on their dreams

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[> Amen, RamRay, Amen -- Onion, 22:43:17 01/21/09 Wed [1]

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[> [> Re: Right on, RamRay! -- Bunion, 19:13:05 01/23/09 Fri [1]

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[> [> [> No one ever accused RamRay of being original or clever. Just ignorant on abolishment -- Minion, 14:05:09 01/28/09 Wed [1]

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[> [> [> It's Official -- MODERATOR, 22:03:25 01/30/09 Fri [1]

Ram Ray is replacing Minion as the poet laureate of this board.

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[> [> [> [> Agreed -- Opinion Jones, 09:04:37 02/02/09 Mon [1]

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[> I have to admit. -- NDH, 12:32:58 02/03/09 Tue [1]

That was very good RamRay

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[> [> Re: I have to admit. -- NDH, 12:41:41 02/04/09 Wed [1]

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