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Subject: Re: Recalculating . . .


Author:
Boyd Percy
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Date Posted: 22:21:35 10/17/14 Fri
In reply to: Wes 's message, "Recalculating . . ." on 13:25:35 10/14/14 Tue

>Another column picked up from the paper. I've
>touched it up to de-emphasize the local angle a
>little, but other than that it's absolutely true.
>
>-- Wes

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>Someone recently gave my wife a GPS system. She’s used
>it a little, but I haven’t very much, since I rarely
>drive anywhere these days when I don’t know where I’m
>going because I’ve been there before. Oh, once in a
>while I will go to a race track I’ve never been to
>before and I have to glance at a map, but that’s
>pretty rare.
>
>The other day I had to drive her car up to a town I'll
>call Flatburg. I was by myself, so I thought I’d give
>the GPS a fair trial. Now, I know how to get to
>Flatburg. I’ve known it for fifty years or more, so it
>wasn’t as if I really needed the help. To get to
>Flatburg, you drive north up the highway until you get
>to the interstate, go west, and wait until you get to
>the sign that says “Flatburg.” Very simple. Even a
>child could do it. Right.
>
>I managed to get the thing turned on somewhere north
>of town on the highway. That’s something I don’t
>recommend trying to do while you’re driving by
>yourself, by the way. Almost as soon as I had it on, a
>girl’s voice told me to turn right on a small dirt
>road.
>
>“You’re crazy,” I yelled at the stupid machine. “Why
>would I want to go down a dirt road a mile out of the
>way when where I’m going is right ahead of me on the
>highway?”
>
>So, I ignored it. After I passed the dirt road, in a
>rather snotty voice the machine said, “Recalculating,”
>but in a tone I took to mean, “Why didn’t you listen
>to me the first time, stupid?”
>
>In the next five miles or so it managed to keep from
>sending me down every cross road I passed, but after
>that it didn’t get a thing right. Not once. I would
>have shut the stupid thing off, except I sort of
>wanted to see just how bad it was going to be. The
>answer was “not merely bad, but downright awful.”
>
>The dumb machine tried to send me off course at every
>intersection we came to. Every one! Once it tried to
>send me down a road that was abandoned when I was a
>kid. You might have been able to get down it in a Jeep
>with four-wheel drive and a chainsaw. Another time it
>tried to get me off at an intersection that never
>existed with a road that didn’t cross.
>
>By now, I was laughing at every wrong intersection,
>sometimes shouting things like “You @#$%^&* idiot!” at
>the machine. (Yes, I talk to machines. I’ve always
>done it. Get over it.)
>
>It did get the exit from the interstate at Flatburg
>correct -- but only because the dumb machine had been
>trying to get me off the interstate at every
>intersection from the highway onward. That counts as a
>“little boy who cried wolf” problem. Even that didn’t
>count, since as soon as I was on the side road, it
>tried to get me to go back east on the interstate.
>
>It did miss trying to send me down a few wrong side
>streets once I was in Flatburg, but only a few. I
>finally hit a point at an intersection where my
>destination was clearly in sight in the block to the
>left. You guessed it: it sent me to the right.
>
>Now, my son-in-law has pointed out that the machine
>may have inadvertently been set to the wrong
>destination. I don’t think so; I had it set for a
>destination that was already on the machine and there
>weren’t a lot of choices.
>
>I will say the machine was pretty good about telling
>me where I was. Telling me how to get where I wanted
>to go, it was abysmally, hysterically wrong. So, I
>learned something from that: don’t trust GPS
>directions. I mean, I knew where I was going, so I
>knew it was wrong. But what if I didn’t know where I
>was going?
>
>I may be old-fashioned and cantankerous, but I think
>I’ll stick with paper maps, thank you.


My favorite GPS is the one behind my eyes, between my ears and below the remaining hair on my head. Unfortunately, you need to update the software and hope the device has enough remaining storage space.

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Author:
Mike
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Date Posted: 01:20:17 10/18/14 Sat

I have a Garmin 350 that when I first got it did something similar. I updated the maps online and that fixed it. I added a Points Of Interest file that has all the speed camera and red-light camera locations in the state and it's been quite useful.

Finally ... a couple of humorous things that came to mind when reading the above...

This one is a photo of a comic that was posted on the cash register at the hardware store....
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/19778369/recalculating.jpg

And one that was sent to me by a Red Cross radio communications guy...
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/19778369/mapquest-directions-ass.pdf

Mike


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