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Date Posted: 07:22:05 11/03/07 Sat
Author: nk
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Subject: red

Subject: USRSF

Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Vermont, New Mexico and Texas boys will be
dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken

4. They don't like beer.

5. They don't like pickup trucks

6. They despise country music

7. They don't love Jesus

8. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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> > > > > > > Subject: USRSF > >Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new >500-man elite fighting unit called the United States >Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). > > > > > > > > > >These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, >Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, >Tennessee, Vermont, New Mexico and Texas boys will be >dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the >following facts about terrorists: > > > > > >1. The season opened today. > >2. There is no limit. > >3. They taste just like chicken > >4. They don't like beer. > >5. They don't like pickup trucks > >6. They despise country music > >7. They don't love Jesus > >8. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale >Earnhardt. > > > >The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by >Friday.
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