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>I Found this article: > >NEWS BULLITEN!!! Tobey recently requested that he felt >a bonus was needed in his contract. After repeded >requests of two rolls of school tolitpaper was denied >the flustered actor (tobey) felt there was no more >need to make the spidy action movie. Reporters quoted >Tobey on thursday saying "To wipe or not to wipe that >tis the question." (FBI agents have been decoding this >message because it makes no sense) He also has been >reported saying "If you add two milk duds and then >shake you can make lemonade." In lamon terms this >means that he is fed up with the director and his >staff. > When Tobey didn't come into work on Friday the >director had to use his backup. The Director worked >fevorishly on stuffing the spidy costum with squirls >and rabits saying "this was my last resort." After the >day was done an inside source exclaimed "the rabits >did ok but the squirls kept them overtime studying >"their motive" in the scene." > On Saturday reporters got an exclusive interview >with one of the rabits. "Sqeek sqweek chew chew!" >exclaimed the happy rodent. > Work was stoped on sunday, monday, and tuesday >because of a national holiday for rodents. "They have >too many holidays" exclaimed the director, "I dont >think we're going to be able to finish without Mr. I >want tolit paper." > Producers have been scrambling to resign the >disgruntled tobey. Tobey's agent recently sent out a >report out saying "Hear ye hear ye and a bottle o' >rum," tobey himself added "My bum hearts" > The director has nothing more to say at the time >except for "Flush!!!!", which researchers presume is >the name of his cat. > > THE ASSOCIATED PRESSS

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