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>>I Found this article: >> >>NEWS BULLITEN!!! Tobey recently requested that he felt >>a bonus was needed in his contract. After repeded >>requests of two rolls of school tolitpaper was denied >>the flustered actor (tobey) felt there was no more >>need to make the spidy action movie. Reporters quoted >>Tobey on thursday saying "To wipe or not to wipe that >>tis the question." (FBI agents have been decoding this >>message because it makes no sense) He also has been >>reported saying "If you add two milk duds and then >>shake you can make lemonade." In lamon terms this >>means that he is fed up with the director and his >>staff. >> When Tobey didn't come into work on Friday the >>director had to use his backup. The Director worked >>fevorishly on stuffing the spidy costum with squirls >>and rabits saying "this was my last resort." After the >>day was done an inside source exclaimed "the rabits >>did ok but the squirls kept them overtime studying >>"their motive" in the scene." >> On Saturday reporters got an exclusive interview >>with one of the rabits. "Sqeek sqweek chew chew!" >>exclaimed the happy rodent. >> Work was stoped on sunday, monday, and tuesday >>because of a national holiday for rodents. "They have >>too many holidays" exclaimed the director, "I dont >>think we're going to be able to finish without Mr. I >>want tolit paper." >> Producers have been scrambling to resign the >>disgruntled tobey. Tobey's agent recently sent out a >>report out saying "Hear ye hear ye and a bottle o' >>rum," tobey himself added "My bum hearts" >> The director has nothing more to say at the time >>except for "Flush!!!!", which researchers presume is >>the name of his cat. >> >> THE ASSOCIATED PRESSS

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