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zim -- maggi, Sun, 15 Jun 2008, 0:01:29 (ppp121-44-35-251.lns10.syd7.internode.on.net/121.44.35.251)
so both Morgan and Biti are in prison, Morgan YET AGAIN and Biti on treason charges which as we all know carries the death penalty, and yet there is still this immense DEAFENING SILENCE... I do not know about anyone on this site, but I am really starting to get angry. I may have left the country years ago, but the longing always sits there..
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Pledge -- Dave, Sat, 14 Jun 2008, 23:26:43 (host86-136-52-42.range86-136.btcentralplus.com/86.136.52.42)
I pledge £1000 to help the white Rhodies in Zim.
I am only a Technician but I know there are people with good business minds on this site so maybe this will get the ball rolling
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You want to talk beer -- anon, Sat, 14 Jun 2008, 21:04:14 (NoHost/62.136.16.124)
If you live in UK and want to drink the very best beer then book a day trip on a ferry to France. You have in mind visiting the Saint Sixtus Abbey in Belgium, an hours fast drive east from Dunkerque (Dunkirk) on the E40. Hang a right at Veurne. The day before you plan to make the trip you must make a phone call
http://www.sintsixtus.be/eng/brouwerij.htm to enquire if they have any beer to sell you. If you're lucky they will give you an appointment. Arrive on time and join the slow moving convoy of cars that trickle past the loading dock from about 6am onwards 5 days a week. You will be sold a maximum of 2 cases of beer. A monk in a habit will load your car. It's not too expensive, about a pound sterling or so for each brown unlabeled bottle, 33 cl. Their top 2 selling beers are quads, 8 & 10 percent minimum alcohol. They are simply unbelievable. You have to sign a declaration promising you won't sell them on. They don't supply any commercial outlets. I am sipping one as I type this. Google Westvleteren and you'll find out more. I understand a major battle in WW1 in nearby Poperinge was re-positioned so as not to interfere with supplies of beer for the German and Brit high commands.
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1st prize... -- fever, Sat, 14 Jun 2008, 20:34:08 (f142-214.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.214)
LM, for that qualified, quantified objective veiw on the subject, u won free entry to RLI braai w/e.
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Dop -- london mike, Sat, 14 Jun 2008, 19:26:17 (77-99-90-70.cable.ubr09.haye.blueyonder.co.uk/77.99.90.70)
Pheeeep! Sorry Jumbo (Jimbo presume), can't let that pass. In my experience Australians drink lager. It's passable, but the selection is limited and if you're not careful they give it to you in a ladies' glass. On the plus side, they do know how to serve it *really* cold. If you don't really like lager, or enjoy a bit of variety, there's always Victoria bitter, which is an acceptable ale. Now heaven knows, Pommyland has many faults, but beer ain't one of them. If you're a lager man, you can get all the Australian stuff and more. English, Scottish, American, Candadian, German, French, Belgian, Indian, Namibian, Thai, Kenyan etc etc, even good old Castle (strictly for nostalgia purposes). Of course, real aficiados drink ale, and there are hundreds and hundreds to choose from, many of which are both sublime and - if that's what floats your boat - pretty powerful (Dogbolter anyone?). Moving on, we can get German wheatbeer and of course varieties of Irish stout (Guinness, Murphies etc.) Need I go on? No, this place is paradise if you enjoy your dop. And they haven't sold it warm for decades.
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Dawie -- Jumbo, Sat, 14 Jun 2008, 7:18:03 (220-253-33-111.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.33.111)
dawie you will be needing a good holiday after drinking that warm english piss. Come to a decent country and have a decent beer. Looking forward to the Wobblies playing Ireland tonight, going to be a hard physical game. Have you seen any decent machines? don't tell me Shinohara, I said decent. As for DimPete, he is totally beyond help and getting soft in his old age, can't even klap his coolie boss. What's the world coming to.
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RLI Braii, Hailsham,4/5/6th July, Hailsham, UK -- pasi ne mugabe!, Sat, 14 Jun 2008, 2:07:05 (host81-158-133-182.range81-158.btcentralplus.com/81.158.133.182)
Thanks to all the folks who have booked, it's going to be a good one! Jo Pete, send your daughters! They can bring Davie!
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Jo Petes luscious daughters -- L Cool Jay (mmmmmmm...), Fri, 13 Jun 2008, 19:07:39 (wbs-196-2-124-253.wbs.co.za/196.2.124.253)
My what an XC pair they are. Nice yeah...
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fake shake shake -- reg, Fri, 13 Jun 2008, 16:00:35 (5ac0503a.bb.sky.com/90.192.80.58)
In a kak plak called Newbury anyway have a all together good piss up and the offer stands any time cheers
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Yo Dawie -- Jo Pete, Fri, 13 Jun 2008, 9:52:43 (41-208-48-64.mtn.co.za/41.208.48.64)
Yo BT. Hey Dawie. Not much left for you when you get back chum. I've drunk all your dop & pomped your women. Sorry for that.
See if you can hook with my younger daughter in London. Her cell 07729156783
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Thank you -- maggi, Fri, 13 Jun 2008, 6:08:36 (218-214-1-209.people.net.au/218.214.1.209)
Bob - I do appreciate your postings as I often do not have the time to go and look for info unless totally work related... tks
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pull inn -- dawie, Fri, 13 Jun 2008, 5:34:30 (NoHost/78.86.254.20)
ja reg iam in london till sunday staying in kingston with my sons mate these young bloods here can drink like mine kaffirs and zim pete hey.moveing to earls court today where are you and where do the owns get a shake shake in this rainy place.hey bob you need a shake shake or two to catch up here with the news.jimbo next trip to you zim pete are you packed to go dawie ps john w we vist you on the way rake the sand pit
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A third of Zimbabweans 'need aid' -- Bob, Fri, 13 Jun 2008, 5:22:00 (NoHost/218.185.83.35)
The top UN humanitarian official says the situation in Zimbabwe is worsening, with up to four million people - a third of the population - needing aid.
Briefing the security Council, John Holmes condemned the government's recent ban on private relief work.
The US urged the council to discuss the humanitarian crisis and "state sponsored violence" ahead of elections.
Washington also accused security forces of seizing US food aid and distributing it to supporters of President Mugabe.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7451991.stm
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Another Voice - Matthew Parris -- Bob, Fri, 13 Jun 2008, 4:26:07 (NoHost/218.185.83.35)
The funny thing is that I’m not sure I ever knew her Christian name. No doubt she had one, and for no reason at all I think it might have been Jean, but to us she was so much, and so completely, Mrs McLeod that as a boy I probably imagined her husband called her Mrs McLeod at breakfast. Come to think of it, I’m not sure I even knew about a husband — but her title was ‘Mrs’ and there was a daughter, so I suppose she must have had one.
And this was the woman whose name came straight into my head the other morning as I listened to Anne Atkins, on Thought for the Day on BBC Radio, suggesting that apart from immediate family, the person most of us would say had exercised the most influence over us in our impressionable years ‘was probably a schoolteacher’.
Without question that would be Mrs McLeod. Small, bun-shaped, yet firm and compact with a beautifully moulded helmet of grey hair, discreetly scented and carefully made-up and powdered, immaculately turned out as she stepped from her grey-green Morris Minor, and forever about 55, Mrs McLeod was my class teacher in Standard IIa at Borrowdale Junior School in what was then Salisbury, Southern Rhodesia.
more:
http://www.spectator.co.uk/archive/features/753101/another-voice.thtml?SelectedIssueDate=7%20June%202008
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mr hilter vs bob -- hank, Fri, 13 Jun 2008, 0:09:11 (NoHost/205.212.78.19)
Bob, you certainly do bring out the best in people. Your always fascinating docuposts seem to rile Mr Adolf though. It is a shame as he has such insightful views and a journalistic quality in his rebuttal presentation.
Funnily enough, Addie sounds a little familiar. Hmmmm.
Be nice to james ya'll.
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shake shake -- reg (beer drink), Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 22:49:28 (5ac0503a.bb.sky.com/90.192.80.58)
sorry a 6 pack or 6 or more cheers Reg
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pull in china -- reg (shake shake), Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 22:42:52 (5ac0503a.bb.sky.com/90.192.80.58)
Dawie if you got a spare day or 2 pull in for a 6 would only be a pleasure meeting you cheers Reg
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drupa -- dawie, Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 13:35:15 (NoHost/78.86.254.20)
yip zim pete .iam worn out now in england for a few days shit weather as usual but shake shake is good. jimbo dave currie was there good show was a bit slow tho.cpt coming down in price now agent for akiyama as well as shinohara dawie
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Bob -- Adolf, Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 13:21:55 (CPE-121-221-142-99.wa.bigpond.net.au/121.221.142.99)
One thing for sure we know Bob talks bulk rubbish.
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BAMBAZONKIE -- Johnny B (????????), Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 12:22:34 (203-184-35-134.jetbuster.co.nz/203.184.35.134)
Pardon my ignorance but according my memory this was the nickname for Salisbury.
But now the Yanks had a food aid truck stopped at the cop shop there and off loaded to the Gooks. The place apparantly does exist now....or does it ??
The chief of police said it doesn't exist so who's talking rubbish ?
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Bob -- Adolf, Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 12:08:20 (CPE-121-221-137-98.wa.bigpond.net.au/121.221.137.98)
Day's, month's and year's old news again,your mind is a huge shit factory that can't change it's product.Bob if you are not a munt you ought to be one,just can't take a hint nor can you be told.(Unfuckingbelieveable)
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PBS News Hour -- Bob, Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 9:52:22 (210-185-70-9.intrapower.net.au/210.185.70.9)
Mugabe to blame for Zimbabwe's ills
JUDY WOODRUFF: Some of the discussion at that conference, as you know, was around one of the people who attended, the president of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe, because of the huge economic crisis, political crisis, food crisis in his country. Can he be held accountable by other governments in Africa and around the world?
KOFI ANNAN: The situation in Zimbabwe is tragic. It is a country that had so much hope, a country that was a breadbasket of the region, and today is a basket case, with historic inflation rates that has not been seen anywhere.
more:
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/africa/jan-june08/annan_06-11.html
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Emails to Zim -- Barbara, Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 8:01:18 (CPE-121-210-243-80.qld.bigpond.net.au/121.210.243.80)
I am in daily contact with several friends in Zim and there is no problem with email at all. Except... when there is no electricity!
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Zimbabwe emails et al -- Jo Pete, Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 6:48:46 (41-208-48-64.mtn.co.za/41.208.48.64)
Yo BT. George I am in twice weekly telephonic contact with my retarded daughter in Harare. No problems getting her when the little bitch decides to answer her phone. She owns and runs an accountancy and management consultancy practice and is heavily reliant on an email service there, with which she has little hassle.
So ,if you can make the huge effort of sending an email, my suggestion is that you give it a shot.
Incidentally my daughter is frantically busy, making a small fortune, all in hard currency, and is ecstatically happy there, after 6 years in UK.
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Zimbabwean Anglican excommunication -- Bob, Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 6:17:47 (NoHost/218.185.83.35)
The Anglican Church in Zimbabwe is in uproar. In Harare the Anglican churches are padlocked on orders from the police and Anglicans who go near them are being arrested and severely beaten. Mugabe's archbishop, Nolbert Kunonga, was excommunicated just over a week ago, having been replaced by a new bishop, Dr Sebastian Bakare - but it seems that Bishop Kunonga will fall only with the fall of Robert Mugabe.
Transcript/Listen/Download
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/religionreport/stories/2008/2264468.htm
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state-sponsored crime and terror in Zimbabwe -- Bob, Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 6:11:20 (NoHost/218.185.83.35)
The Lion Who Didn't Roar
Why hasn't Nelson Mandela spoken out against Robert Mugabe?
By Christopher Hitchens
Posted Monday, June 9, 2008, at 12:27 PM ET
The scale of state-sponsored crime and terror in Zimbabwe has now escalated to the point where we are compelled to watch not just the systematic demolition of democracy and human rights in that country but something not very far removed from slow-motion mass murder a la Burma. The order from the Mugabe regime that closes down all international aid groups and humanitarian nongovernmental organizations is significant in two ways. It expresses the ambition for total control by the state, and it represents a direct threat—"vote for us or starve"—to the already desperate civilian population. The organization CARE, for example, which reaches half a million impoverished Zimbabweans, has been ordered to suspend operations. And here's a little paragraph, almost buried in a larger report of more comprehensive atrocities but somehow speaking volumes:
http://www.slate.com/id/2193213/?from=rss
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SA -- Bob, Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 5:56:21 (NoHost/218.185.83.35)
Tensions continue to run high in South Africa, after a wave of xenophobic violence against immigrants which left at least 62 people dead.
Late last month, foreigners were being savagely beaten and some were even set alight. The crisis has left the authorities and citizens on high alert.
Have Your Say: What can be done to stop xenophobic violence in South Africa?
The attacks were driven by deep seated resentment towards new immigrants - who many poor people believe are taking away their jobs and housing.
"Here we are fighting with the foreigners right now because we don't want the foreigners here because we have got no jobs", says one local.
WATCH A VIDEO
FEAR AND FOREIGNERS IN SOUTH AFRICA
http://news.sbs.com.au/dateline//fear_and_foreigners_in_south_africa_548353
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Immigration intake to rise to 300,000 -- Bob, Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 5:33:47 (NoHost/218.185.83.35)
LEIGH SALES, PRESENTER: Well amid the loud political swordplay over fuel tax and alcopops following last month's budget, one of the biggest shake-ups in Labor's economic blueprint passed almost without comment.
The number of migrants to Australia next year will jump to around 300,000 - its highest level since the Immigration Department was created after World War II. And there will be a heavy emphasis on skilled labour.
That's before the government's expected announcement of a temporary guest-worker program to import unskilled migrants from the Pacific Islands.
Tom Iggulden reports.
More:
Windows Media/Real Player/Transcript
http://www.abc.net.au/lateline/content/2007/s2272014.htm
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e-mail -- maggi, Thu, 12 Jun 2008, 3:53:57 (218-214-1-209.people.net.au/218.214.1.209)
George - give it a shot but you may need to follow up with a phone call. I did e-mail zim but that was some years ago and it went through alright, the medical school in Hre and had no problems but that was 2006. I use to follow up with a call a couple of days later.. good luck
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Briaa, types 'RLI'! -- Pasi ne Mugabe, Wed, 11 Jun 2008, 23:52:51 (host81-151-252-226.range81-151.btcentralplus.com/81.151.252.226)
I think what 'kill' meant that for security, & health and safety, we need to know who and how many will be attending. Please do send names and dates of attendance to the number below, bearing in mind £30 for the Fri/Sat/Sun., or £10 for the day/night, per adult. Under 16's free. Bring own tents, sleeping bags,booze food etc. Large Tesco nearby. 4th,5th,6th July just outside Hailsham, East Sussex. Profits towards RLI (and RHODESIAN!) Troopie Memorial.
See Ya'll there!!!!
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e-mails -- George, Wed, 11 Jun 2008, 22:42:33 (user-5af05085.wfd98.dsl.pol.co.uk/90.240.80.133)
Can anyone tell me- If I send an e-mail to a Zimbabwe address, what are the chances that it will be received?
This is a genuine query.
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. -- ray, Wed, 11 Jun 2008, 21:56:01 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Only Wild Alaska Salmon is food, fishermen ban the farming of Salmon there. The rest is farm raised corn fed fat junk, grey, with red food coloring sprayed on it. Wild is algae fed, the pink color astaxanthin is a powerful anti-oxidant.
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FALSE ECONOMY -- Johnny b (MOONS AGO), Wed, 11 Jun 2008, 12:48:14 (203-184-35-134.jetbuster.co.nz/203.184.35.134)
I remember that during sanctions they called it a "false economy" when the Rhodie dollar was higher than the Rand, you didn't get many green backs either.
Got a letter (aerogram) from there this month which cost 14 million ZW$ to post. That is cheap !! Internal mail here is 50 cents and post cards over to Zims is $1.50. E-mail doesn't work when they pinch the copper wire ! SMS is good though.
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BEER, SALMON CATCHUP- ROGER -- Johnny B (Tried it !), Wed, 11 Jun 2008, 12:36:54 (203-184-35-134.jetbuster.co.nz/203.184.35.134)
Have been off the net for a while, just caught up after reading all the postings and hope I haven't missed too much.
Yup have tried the Monteiths range of beers, but find the bottles bloody small so you have to get up too often to get another one.
It's good stuff, first brewed on the west coast of the south island and when they hit the news for winning the big companies bought the brand name and started making it up in Auckland (saying it was brewed on the south island) and it then got people in an uproar as it was the West Coasters pride and joy and they reckon it didn't taste the same.
We also make a brew here in Wigram (suburb of Christchurch) called Propeller, making Blondes, Darks, Pilsners, Ales etc. and so named approprately due to the RAF WW2 airfield that they are at the foot of, obviously stocked the pilots fridges.
The Smoked Pink salmon we have in the Supermarkets here goes for around $10-15 for a hundred grams in a vacuum pack. That sounds like it was flown in from Canada, but it is out of our waters ! Too expensive for me, rather pick up a frozen fillet for $6 for 500grams and toss it into the braai pan.
The other stuff you slap the wafer thin shavings onto cream crackers with NZ cheese and eat them with a Monteiths in hand. Home grown fish and beer lekker !
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ZWD -- Jo Pete, Wed, 11 Jun 2008, 7:03:54 (41-208-48-64.mtn.co.za/41.208.48.64)
Yo BT. The Rhodesian dollar was as much use as tits on a bull outside Rhodesia. Ouens smuggled all sorts of things out. The lategreat Kieth Pietersen used to smuggle out van loads of Willsgrove pottery to finance his bike racing in SA.
However smuggling on the scale practiced by JIMBO(TOT) was very rare. Okes like him are responsible for the demise of the currency.
Of course there were unscrupulous people who climbed on the bandwagon, like the jeweller who tried to sell me a worthless, flawed, emerald for many thousand Rhodie dollars when I emigrated to SA. Instead I bought Adam Bede furniture. The returns were reasonable in SA.
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Elephant hide expat -- Jimbo, Wed, 11 Jun 2008, 1:49:50 (220-253-146-80.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.146.80)
Expat, you broughtback some unhappy memories. The elephant hide briefcases and jewellry cases were made by a good friend of mine, Norman Clifton-Parks. Sadly Norm who was also head emerald cutter for Sandawana emeralds was electrocuted in his home workshop around the early 1980's. I still use my briefcase which wears well. All the females in my tribe have a jewellry box and the males a briefcase. I smuggled kruger rand and bought through the smalls but nothing like the prices you quote, though I was doing that around 1980. I know some whites who were former Special Branch okes who scanned the smalls trying to pick up who was taking the gap and trying to catch the smugglers. I am still happy that I spent the money on some 'useless' things rather than leave it to the indigenous. They took the remainder anyway a few years after I left.
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Rhodesian %24 -- Rhobank Teller, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 23:52:57 (test.guardster.com/209.20.67.160)
How the times have changed, Rhodesia used to have a 'worthless' currency according to those who know more than I do on the matter, yet nowadays a Rhodesian dollar, courtesy of ebay, will translate into a number of local beers, regardless of where local is. While a billion kaffir dollars will get a potato or half a potato.
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Braii, type RLI -- kill, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 23:52:51 (f142-182.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.182)
OK, here's the deal. If any want to turn up for the braii, please TEXT all names and dates attending to 07757012784, (dedicated text number). No name @ the gate = no entry.
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Rhodesian dollar -- Expat, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 16:50:03 (host86-130-30-144.range86-130.btcentralplus.com/86.130.30.144)
I'm with anon on this one. I never heard of anyone being able to pay a bill outside Rhodesia by writing them a Rhodesian dollar check. In fact, not only did you have to receive foreign currency for exports (and pay the receipts in to a bank), but also if you wanted to buy anything outside the country you had to go to the Reserve Bank and get a foreign currency draft. There was no market in Rhodesian dollars anywhere in the world - outside an office in the bowels of the Reserve Bank. So strictly speaking the currency was worthless, except for domestic use, just like the coupons you clip from magazines - redeemable value .0000001 cent. But is was great for buying a local beer, etc. The Reserve Bank calculated a purely arbitrary exchange rate so that people could go on vacation. I seem to recall a derivative market in elephant hide briefcases - people would convert all their worthless cash into these things and take them south. You could also scan the smalls and pay 5000 local bucks for a Kurgerrand - and then cash it in for a couple of hundred rand.
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Sex In The City -- Ray, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 15:14:10 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Well some peoples were robbed here then it seems. In 1976 when I immigrated to the USA got 3 USD for every rand.
Gotto go now and make make-up for the Sex in the City actresses.
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forex -- maggi, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 10:04:07 (ppp121-44-39-235.lns10.syd7.internode.on.net/121.44.39.235)
in 1987 Dec when we left to go to South Africa the bank - Standard Bank, Bulawayo, if I recall correctly would only allow us ZAR200.00 each and not a penny more. They said there was very little forex available - Considering I had not been out the country for a while that was a shock...
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dollars -- anon, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 8:35:59 (NoHost/62.136.16.124)
well, what can i say? i'm up against the foreign currency fundi oom dawie who has helpfully pointed out, inter alia, that i'm "a little mis-informed and obviously do not understand much about international financial trading" and most importantly that "Prior to UDI...The exchange rate in those days was fairly stable at Rhod$1.00=US$1.27".
oom dawie, prior to udi rhodesia was in the sterling zone and used sterling notes printed for rhodesia in uk and that the dollar didn't come into being until 1970 - so how rhodesian dollars were trading at all is beyond me. perhaps you're not as well informed as you think.
kill, the tobacco buyers didn't arrive in rhodesia with suitcases filled with rhodesian dollars that they'd exchanged for usa dollars in the usa. all exports were paid for in hard currency. i imagine that in the case of tobacco they didn't even bother to go through an exchange...it was probably x amount of tobacco costs y amount of american dollars - but i don't know.
if someone says they exchanged rhodesian dollars at jan smuts i believe them. i tried practically every time i passed through from 1975-1980 and they did change them - twenty bucks - on one occasion. if one had tried to change a few thousand i don't think you'd have had much luck.
i too used to sell printing equipment to zimbabwe in the nineties. always had trouble getting buyers to come up with the hard currency. the exchange rate was set by the zimbabwean bank alone and they would have to provide a hard currency draft. no matter what the "official" exchange rate was, joburg banks wouldn't touch the stuff with a bargepole.
anyone personally collecting equipment would come with us dollars.
and btw kill, yes i was there. i was recruited by jan lamprecht while serving in the british army. i even paid my own fare.
i was attested by a colonel stokes who was in a wheelchair. i recall him saying how ashamed he was that foreigners were being recruited to plug the gap because rhodesian kids were either running away or being sent abroad by their parents.
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ZWD -- Jo Pete, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 7:35:55 (41-208-48-64.mtn.co.za/41.208.48.64)
Yo BT. There was a time when forex was fairly freely available in Zim. In the 80's I managed an abnormal load transport company. Much of the companies operations were paid for in forex as we operated throughout Southern & Central Africa. We were net forex generators. All operating costs incurred outside the country were paid for in forex. I didn't need reserve bank approval, merely Nedbank approval, my companies bankers in Southerton. All I had to do was present forex invoices and bank drafts were issued, and always honoured. I incurred business travel expenses outside the country. It was no problen to obtain USD cash when I travelled outside the country. At this time the USD:ZWD exchange rate was vitally important to us. I was often called upon to travel outside the country at short notice. I kept ZAR and USD stashed in my car and in my briefcase. All this was good shit until much undeclared foreign currency was discovered in my car at Beit Bridge. I had to forfeit the lot, about USD 4000 as I remember.This situation still existed in 1988 when I resigned from the company.
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bob's mate adolf -- robert, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 5:31:13 (NoHost/207.67.145.144)
kill, rgp(7), fever, adolf ....Savage...? Nah! Too much of a coincidence ..... or maybe not. Could this be his last post, hehehe? Yes .... but maybe .....not ....hehehe.
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Interesting -- Jimbo, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 4:38:20 (220-253-16-25.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.16.25)
Yup I remember the print exhibitions at the old exhibition centre in Carlton Gardens. I am retired now so no longer have anything other than a passing interest in the trade. Some enormous piss ups at these events, Drupa and Ipex required a spell of detox afterwards. Funny you should mention Curries. Dave Currie is part of the reason I now live in Aus. I met up with him at a trade piss up at Ipex in Birmingham in 1980. We were a little bit well imbibed with Roland grog and I was asking him about Aus. He told me there were only 250,000 aborigines in Aus and at election time they rolled out the grog got them pissed so that they couldn't vote. Not true, but I liked his style. Shinohara is a good machine and the price used to be good.
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RLI BRAII -- Pasi ne Mugabe, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 4:15:52 (host81-158-239-241.range81-158.btcentralplus.com/81.158.239.241)
Sorry meant to add, RLI Braii, Hailsham, is on weekend of 4/5/6th July. Cheers.
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Rhodesian Dollar -- Rob, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 3:37:36 (CPE-124-186-59-7.qld.bigpond.net.au/124.186.59.7)
Anon your statement that "They wouldn't even cash them at Jan Smuts." is not correct.In '79 while going through with the family the chap at the money exchange offered to change as much as I wanted.We only had our $30 each but there were no problems there.The problem was at Sby airport,if you had more than the allocation of Rhodesian cash when leaving I think it could be confiscated and a fine.
Cheers
Rob
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poops, I mean oops -- petr da rooski rpg7 scooper, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 2:38:02 (NoHost/207.67.145.144)
Kill appears to be pissing off rpg(7) who will shortly get somewhat feverish around the collar, then all 3 will kick the shit out of the other resulting in a massive babbelaas, another day on the national health plan and an emergency ambliance trip to fev/kill/rpg(7)'s favourite National Health Stomach Pumpery. (Would that be NHSP...7?).. and then to John Smith's finest Pub and Aged Veterans' Paintball Experience.
Funny old world.
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dollars and sense -- Oom Dawie, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 2:26:45 (NoHost/71.31.108.243)
Anon/ Abbabba
you guys are a little mis-informed and obviously do not understand much about international financial trading.
First of all it was the Reserve Bank of Rhodesia that controlled foriegn currency. Prior to UDI forex was easily available for international trading. One of the largest sectors was mining in which most metals were quoted on the LME either in pounds sterling or US dollars. The exchange rate in those days was fairly stable at Rhod$1.00=US$1.27.It was also the rate used for most exports and imports with minor variations usually between the buy rate and the sell rate.
This was the same exchange rate used for US Dollar travelers cheques when required for vacation.
After UDI there were restrictions imposed on the use and availablity of forex, however the value was still much the same. The Reserve Bank always took back it's currency.
As Kill intimated, "were you there?"
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exrementia canis -- peter pooper scooper, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 2:06:09 (NoHost/207.67.145.144)
Giddyup kill....
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cheese burger -- rpg7, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 1:46:59 (f142-050.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.50)
-anon, your kids have fetch about 20 million dog turds for a cheeseburgjer these days? Oh, and how many tonnes of Rhodesian dog-sh1t tobacco/maize did the world partake of, all for free, or a nominal amount of brightly coloured beads because the _$Rh was worth dog poo? Go join 5th Brigade, everything's free there, even the leaves.
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? -- kill, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 0:42:23 (f142-050.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.50)
Well, all I can do is stand here with my jaw round my flip-flops. How many tonnes of dog-sh1t rhodesian tobacco did the world consume, and where did all those Chinchilla pelts go? Oh, we gave them away 4 nothing, sure you were there?
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RLI Braii, Hailsham, E. Sussex. -- Pasi ne Mugabe!, Tue, 10 Jun 2008, 0:37:00 (host81-153-227-181.range81-153.btcentralplus.com/81.153.227.181)
For those interested in attending the above event a phone number will be posted tomorow from where you can recieve full details and make a booking. Please note that it will be a 'camping' weekend ie bring your own everything! Only £10 per day/night, all going towards the RLI Association, 'Troopie' Statue, and Colours. Hope to see many of you there.
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Money Money Money -- Abbbabbba, Mon, 09 Jun 2008, 23:42:45 (host81-152-12-65.range81-152.btcentralplus.com/81.152.12.65)
Anon - your point is well put and correct.
I do think that dogshit is a good analogy for the Zimbo dollar, though.
Couple that with grain/sugar/dairy etc "marketing boards" Rhodesia was closer to a communist regime than most would care to think about.
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rhodesian dollar -- anon, Mon, 09 Jun 2008, 20:19:19 (NoHost/62.136.16.124)
Let's keep our feet on the ground regarding the Rhodesian dollar's value. It was a purely notional value and the currency wasn't convertible anywhere else in the world. The idea that an American bank would exchange them at two for one in greenbacks is bizarre. It would cost the bank a fortune to try and redeem the things. For a start it was illegal to take the currency out of Rhodesia and the Bank of Rhodesia, or whatever it was called, wouldn't buy them back. It is true that one could exchange a very small amount of Rhodesian dollars - a few hundred or so - per person for holiday purposes or for emigrating. Similarly, firms that wanted to import could get permission to buy small amounts of foreign currency at a notional rate. They wouldn't even cash them at Jan Smuts. The good exchange rate was a sop to encourage people to stay in the country. It's a bit like my bribing my kids by paying them a pound for each dog turd they pick up off my lawn. It might keep my kids happy and my lawn clean, but it doesn't constitute a legitimate money market in dogshit.
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ZWD -- Jo Pete, Mon, 09 Jun 2008, 9:08:00 (41-208-48-64.mtn.co.za/41.208.48.64)
Yo BT. Diane as late as mid 1984 the Zimbabwe dollar was stronger than the USD. The rate was about 0.7:1. THe rate for the ZAR was 0.65:1. The ZWD started it's mercurial decline in November 1997 when the rate dropped from 10:1 to 20:1 in one day. Since then the ZWD has never looked back!
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Johnny B -- Roger (happy), Mon, 09 Jun 2008, 9:06:22 (222-153-155-181.jetstream.xtra.co.nz/222.153.155.181)
Hey Johnny, I read your posting from Christchurch, although you do not know me.
And any S.A. / Rhodies in New Zealand.
If you do nothing else, please try a new lager called "Monteiths New Zealand Lager", with respect to Windhoek Breweries, whose lager is on sale in NZ... this beer won worlds best lager in 2007 and is the best that I have ever had.
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Bob -- Roger, Mon, 09 Jun 2008, 8:33:10 (222-153-155-181.jetstream.xtra.co.nz/222.153.155.181)
Hey Bob,
Good posting, sadly there is a perception in Australasia that a Seff African is a person who would rather be murdered in their bed than have to make it!
Jimbo. I will get to Melbourne (read Geelong) one day for a beer, I have several times been to Melbourne on business, and stayed in Carlton, in particular the Lygon Lodge in Lygon Street, I can tell you that the Mafiosi IS alive and well there.
Melbourne is on exactly the same Latitude as Tauranga, but gets a bit hotter in the summer and a lot colder in the winter.
We were at a print exhibition so crossed the bridge next to Flinders St Station and unknowingly started walking to St Kilda beach, after about an hour we asked a local and were told that the exhibition hall had been moved farther down the Yarra, so walked back to Flinders, turned left and walked alongside the Yarra, it was so bloody cold that we called into a riverside bar and had few dop's, then a few more, a problem with the "Shout" system down this way is that you can easily get out of hand, we duly arrived at the new exhibition hall and had a few beers with various printers in the bar, we than proceeded to the exhibition itself to find that it had closed 15 minutes earlier.
Was quite impressed the next day with Dawie's Shinohara hooked up to a CTP system (Durst?) The agent was Curries.
Apparently it was one of the first exhibitions in the new hall and nearly shook the place apart when all of the multi colour presses were started up, most, especially the giant Heidelbergs being used to having at least a metre of reinforced concrete beneath them.
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Bullshit Bob -- Adolf, Mon, 09 Jun 2008, 8:12:08 (CPE-124-178-148-179.wa.bigpond.net.au/124.178.148.179)
Bob what a load of shit as usual,Africa these days ranks with the lowest standards of living in the world.Migrants dont leave to be worse off you wally,you have to be on something stronger than dagga to be posting the crap that you do.
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The African migrants who fear a lower standard of living -- Bob, Mon, 09 Jun 2008, 6:10:56 (NoHost/218.185.83.35)
Last week I found myself, briefly, in the land of menace and fortified shopping malls, prestige cars and electric fences, natural beauty and violent crime. And I found myself thinking about all the South Africans migrating to Australia. For although public debate about African migration tends to focus on Sudanese refugees, many more African migrants arrive from South Africa - and they tend to be white.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/opinion/the-african-migrants-who-fear-a-lower-standard-of-living/2008/06/06/1212259114357.html
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Zim Dollar -- Mac Young, Mon, 09 Jun 2008, 4:34:52 (NoHost/74.36.36.105)
When we arrived in the States in 1976, we got US$2.00 for our R$1.00
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Hau -- Nellie, Sun, 08 Jun 2008, 15:20:53 (124-169-210-236.dyn.iinet.net.au/124.169.210.236)
B,tears et al,
John Winter
good chirp, no wonder the eagles soar,Hau.
Cheers.
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Z$1 billion to US Dollar -- Diane, Sun, 08 Jun 2008, 15:12:27 (NoHost/58.172.28.30)
... and the article goes on to say that it could reach Z$2 billion to the US Dollar by the end of June. Am I right that the Rhodesian Dollar in the 1970's was worth 70 US cents (or even that 70 Rhodie cents bought a Dollar)?
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Howzit BT -- John W., Sun, 08 Jun 2008, 13:01:11 (NoHost/80.227.168.194)
Well, well, well....
I disappear for a week and seems to be a bit of trouble in the playground!
TCITPSS....good to see you sticking your pink vellie in here again....
Johnny B...good to see you again too.
SmellyVellieNellie....I am honoured to join your Govermunt, Sir......
as Foreign Minister, my first task will be to ban ALL munts from Oz....
However, I disagree that Jimbo COG should be Minister of Prime....
he should be Minister of Agriculture & Fisheries....his knowledge on Boom and "Geeitslong Gold" in particular, as well as the Salmon & Sardine runs, will undoubtedly pull in much Forex for Oz.
The Hon. PM Spot should go to the Makulu Medem, Barbara...she will have everyone organdised and standing in line....
ZZBotsLLPDRCJouMoerPiet is undoubtedly Minister of Destruction..and...Construction.....
Maggie would be good on Defence,
and Cultural Affairs MUST go to TCITPSS....
and,
you, yourself and the same, "TwinkleToes" SmellieVellieNellie......
Minister of Sport!
Just returned for a week's trip to Zim. !
Stayed at Wild Heritage, Charara....Stunning and Beautiful Kariba...restored my soul again....the cry of the Fish Eagle, the Grunt of the HippoThomas, the Sounds and Smells of Africa (even the Munts) makes me realise my Roots will forever be in Kafrica.....
then 3 days of being Shupa's by the Medem and trying to sort out affairs and our Kia in HaHaRaRe....brought me down to earth again!
Eisshhhhhh........
Now back in the Groot SandPit before the Groot Trek to the Land of Oz and Roos in THREE weeks time....
dawie and ZZetcJoMoerPiet....where we going to RV, Chinas????? before launching our ambush on Jimbo's Kia!
Maggie....good luck on your Permanent Residence Visas!
I will join you in the Pissup...er...Toast, when you get them! :D
TTFN
TTFN
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low grade fever -- Sell See Uss M.D., Sun, 08 Jun 2008, 2:13:50 (198-172-203-227.ga.verio.net/198.172.203.227)
Nah Maggi, you just cannot read braille, teenage text or pissed.
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G'day -- maggi, Sun, 08 Jun 2008, 0:10:43 (ppp121-44-39-235.lns10.syd7.internode.on.net/121.44.39.235)
Hi Fever - been a long time since you last posted or is age and eyesight catching up that i really need a pair of specs to read the postings on the forum..
L/Mike :)
Yep Bob, and what with the USA do re his ambassador ??? Things are really bad there actually worse than bad - atrocious.
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Salmon -- Oom Dawie, Sat, 07 Jun 2008, 1:31:40 (NoHost/71.31.108.243)
Jimbo..I believe the Chinook is a Pacific Salmon from the PNW(Pacific NorthWest)...the poor buggers haven't been able to get to the Atlantic since the Chinese took over the Panama....
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Me too -- london mike, Sat, 07 Jun 2008, 0:30:27 (77-99-90-70.cable.ubr09.haye.blueyonder.co.uk/77.99.90.70)
Yes, Fever, Maggie, I copy that <blush>.
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Ladies, apologies. -- fever, Sat, 07 Jun 2008, 0:02:15 (f96-015.opera-mini.net/91.203.96.15)
Morag, when I said that I was hoping you'd soothe the problem, Maggie, so soz u caught in x-fire, I make Lm fetch firewood while we drink beer .
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Question Time -- Bob, Fri, 06 Jun 2008, 6:36:59 (NoHost/218.185.83.35)
Zimbabwe is discussed on Question Time, this week.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/question_time/7435269.stm
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U.S. Ambassador on Trouble in Zimbabwe -- Bob, Fri, 06 Jun 2008, 6:32:30 (NoHost/218.185.83.35)
Interviews
U.S. Ambassador on Trouble in Zimbabwe
Listen Now [4 min 47 sec] add to playlist
All Things Considered, June 5, 2008 · U.S. and British diplomats are detained as they travel outside Zimbabwe's capital to investigate political violence. The Bush administration called the incident outrageous. James D. McGee, the U.S. ambassador to Zimbabwe, speaks with Robert Siegel.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=91208890
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We're both right -- Jimbo, Fri, 06 Jun 2008, 2:08:19 (220-253-150-215.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.150.215)
We're both right Glen. Roger is talking about the salmon that run to the sea and back to the rivers, they are an introduced freshwater species eg. smoked salmon yum! The salmon you are referring to are indigenous and salt water only, not the same family. Actually I have a feeling that Chinook(Nth American) is the same fish I call Atlantic Salmon,not sure though.
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Australian Salmon -- Glen, Fri, 06 Jun 2008, 0:05:18 (d122-105-83-44.adl4.sa.optusnet.com.au/122.105.83.44)
Sorry Jimbo - I have to disagree with you. True, Atlantic salmon are bred in Tassie but the Aussie salmon commonly referred to, that we catch in the southern parts of Australia are not related to 'real' salmon.
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Editing -- Morag, Thu, 05 Jun 2008, 22:35:50 (fw.scmv.com/206.71.188.157)
Whoops - bad editing. Should read - "Stop and pause" - and "save our country" instead of "safe."
Please don't anybody give me hell - I can't take it anymore.
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Reply to Moses -- Morag, Thu, 05 Jun 2008, 22:24:28 (fw.scmv.com/206.71.188.157)
Midnight Moses. I did not like "adverse" comments to Fever's posting anymore than he did - I always stop to pause when I see a memoriam and think about the ones we have lost and the people they have left behind (and in most cases remind myself that they died trying to safe our country - for which I am extremely grateful. I was trying to get across that I did not understand text language - I don't think Fever saying "take a hike, with the rest of the rabble" was very nice at all. I certainly don't think of myself as "rabble" and don't think that was called for. Don't know if I will ever be able to understand texting. Thanks for understanding. . . no harm was meant - just would like people to be a little more polite on this site.
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Moses -- Midnight Moses (malajusted), Thu, 05 Jun 2008, 21:46:04 (82-43-33-70.cable.ubr01.croy.blueyonder.co.uk/82.43.33.70)
What a shame that this site is used by tossers who use it to try and degrade others and all hiding behind anonymous isp. what you all got to hide. shamefull a man gets so much resentment for remembering his friend killed in action for what? at least fever and jed have respect.i have often looked in here and soon looked out as it all turns to mince somedays
I used to compare the rhodies to proud scots with many of the same ways and have been in the company of many including jed loki and london mike ,also many more and where i come from Nae better man ,IS SCROPE SOME NAME FOR NAE BALLS.and does it really matter the method that fever usued to post.if thats upsetting you surely its time to switch off yer pc.whoever said if they met fever in person the would probably think he is a good person well he never hides behind No host and could be easily contacted unlike some.ok see you all at the next spam fest wattie
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Fever Pitch -- london mike, Thu, 05 Jun 2008, 20:05:31 (77-99-90-70.cable.ubr09.haye.blueyonder.co.uk/77.99.90.70)
Ja, Fever, keep me posted, I fancy a dop or two in town. Cheers, Mike.
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Zimbabwe Turmoil -- Bob, Thu, 05 Jun 2008, 9:49:36 (210-185-70-9.intrapower.net.au/210.185.70.9)
Amid fresh reports of political upheaval in Zimbabwe, an expert panel examines the latest news to emerge out of the country's disputed election.
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/newshour_index.html
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Zimbabwean Anglican excommunication -- Bob, Thu, 05 Jun 2008, 9:37:44 (210-185-70-9.intrapower.net.au/210.185.70.9)
The Anglican Church in Zimbabwe is in uproar. In Harare the Anglican churches are padlocked on orders from the police and Anglicans who go near them are being arrested and severely beaten. Mugabe's archbishop, Nolbert Kunonga, was excommunicated just over a week ago, having been replaced by a new bishop, Dr Sebastian Bakare - but it seems that Bishop Kunonga will fall only with the fall of Robert Mugabe.
Guests
Rev. George Conger
Anglican Canon, and journalist with "The Church of England Newspaper"
Further Information
Canon George Conger's Blogspot
Anglican Church effectively outlawed in Zimbabwe
Zimbabwe's turbulent priests
Presenter
Stephen Crittenden
Listen Now/Download/Transcript
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/religionreport/stories/2008/2264468.htm
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Dawie -- Jo Pete, Thu, 05 Jun 2008, 6:38:21 (41-208-48-64.mtn.co.za/41.208.48.64)
Yo BT. Dawie is presently in Dusseldorf. According to Mrs Dawie he is running his tail off as the Africa rep on the Shinohara stand at some printing expo. I believe that the Heidelberg stand are featuring antiques. JIMBO(TOT) is part of this feature as he is the oldest living human to have operated a Heidelberg machine. I am told that JIMBO(TOT) is doing a roaring trade after hours peddling his garden produce.
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Not true -- Jimbo, Thu, 05 Jun 2008, 2:32:36 (220-253-150-215.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.150.215)
Not true Roger, I believe that the majority of Australian salmon are the Atlantic Salmon usually found in the UK Scandinavia etc. They are sea farmed on a large scale in Tasmania. There are some Chinook here, but not much, usually released into landlocked lakes/dams for recreation fishing.
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Chibulis, Londonistan -- fever, Wed, 04 Jun 2008, 20:02:07 (f142-133.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.133)
LondonMike, was going 2 meet the Dawie middle of next wk, however that option is off as he's not replied..., so, now put off till 14/06 if you want a couple of sherbets Central Londonistan, then off to a braai where u get the low-down on thd Red Mist, lol! Let us know.
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Hi Fever's mate you suck -- Fever's mates mate, Wed, 04 Jun 2008, 19:09:06 (mail167.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.167)
Jed you are stupid and talk rubbish. Shut up. Why are america and uk suddenly interested in zimbabwe. I know it is because we have discovered oil and you rhodesians are not welcome back. You are xenophobic i am sick tired of you. Voetsek
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. -- Ray, Wed, 04 Jun 2008, 15:24:55 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Johnny B,
this NZ website below will not let me copy text, but it says HEP block the migration of salmon, many dams lack fish ladders, and even those that do not, the huge reservoirs of water are an impediment to smolt, slowing them down and exposing them to predators and turning them into ground salmon in the turbines.
As a result Salmon migrations number are in decline.
http://www.fly-fishing-guides-new-zealand.co.nz/salmon.htm
Any kind of "green" power generation destroys wildlife, we filed a lawsuit against a windpower generation farm, they put them up right in a pass that is a major pathway for migrating birds that use the wind to migrate. Biodiesel or ethanol from corn removes million of acres from pastures use, growing corn instead, hundreds of species of birds and mammals exist happily on pastures that are not overgrazed, all birds or animals that come near cornfields are killed.
Instead of grazing cattle on pastures,now they feed the cattle corn in feeding lots.
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Broom and duster in the VOSS INN. -- JAMES, Wed, 04 Jun 2008, 14:55:24 (21Cust87.tnt2.toronto.on.da.uu.net/216.95.15.87)
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Be nice to HANK the WANKER in Bozeman, Monatana y'all; he really can't help it.
We all love you HANK! Now get back to your broom and duster and keep sweeping and polishing until the old Voss Inn is a credit to you! Have a great day y'hear!
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Harrison ER and BJ -- Liz Moss, Wed, 04 Jun 2008, 11:46:21 (adsl-217-154-21-194.mistral.co.uk/217.154.21.194)
Morning All,
I am looking for ER & BJ Harrison. They wrote a book a while ago and I need to get in touch with them. If anyone has an email address or telephone number for them please email me.
egmoss@hotmail.com
Thanks for your help.
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Salmon -- Roger (happy), Wed, 04 Jun 2008, 11:33:53 (222-153-155-181.jetstream.xtra.co.nz/222.153.155.181)
John, Ray. I believe most of the New Zealand salmon are mostly imported "Chinook" from North America, while the Australian ones are salt water and not exactly true salmon. Is that true?
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Eish -- Maggi, Wed, 04 Jun 2008, 7:53:09 (ppp121-44-39-235.lns10.syd7.internode.on.net/121.44.39.235)
L/Mike - think that was supposed to be for Morag.... I have no desire to be ambushed right now :)
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red mist -- london mike, Wed, 04 Jun 2008, 7:33:26 (77-99-90-70.cable.ubr09.haye.blueyonder.co.uk/77.99.90.70)
Maggi: Fever is definitely "quite an nice person". As is Jed. Don't understand why they get the red mist on the forum. Chill, chinas! How can you go around threatening fellow-Rhodies just cos they pulling your chain a bit? It looks bad.
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Unbelievable -- Maggi, Wed, 04 Jun 2008, 6:10:26 (ppp121-44-39-235.lns10.syd7.internode.on.net/121.44.39.235)
So Zimbabwe starves and Grace goes shopping at Gucci.... and her sunglasses look like Chanel.
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salmo salmo sic -- Salmon Rush Die (foul hooked), Wed, 04 Jun 2008, 5:51:54 (NoHost/207.67.146.76)
Hate hitting my endangered head aginst the Sacramento wall. Any other wall would be blissful on which to become sushi. If Ray happens upon my tenderised cranial matter, DO NOT let him eat it. When I am defecated skyward (I hope) I want to eminate "Au de shite" and not "parfume de ray2."
Googled Belmont's Hores and was redirected to a Chezch (as in "send the Chezch rayray") site and a wee Cauckle (mostly ignored wee weeblog) asking about keyboard malfunctions and "the easiest way to "delete unwelcome porn!"
Pissed myself, I did!
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Don't take life too seriously! -- Morag (Joyful), Wed, 04 Jun 2008, 3:26:08 (adsl-71-136-240-235.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net/71.136.240.235)
Fever: Don't take life so seriously.. . . and please be a little more polite - I am not used to being spoken to in that tone. It is not necessary to use the language you use - even if it is in "text." This site never ceases to amaze me. We are all from the same beautiful country, with wonderful memories of growing up in a place so special, and we can't even get along. Bet if I met you in person you would be quite a nice person!
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salmon and trout in NZ -- Johnny B (Ahh, Fishing !), Tue, 03 Jun 2008, 21:52:08 (203-184-35-134.jetbuster.co.nz/203.184.35.134)
Greetings BT'rs. I shouldn't be on this media right now but what the hell !
Ray...I think they don't have too much of a hassle here as the rivers are "braided" and so many tributaries that they don't have to aim beyond the wall. Most of the dams are so far up the rivers that they literaly Glacier run off and too mirky for them. The water is a turquois colour and milky from glacier dust.
You can just drive 15 minutes out of Christchurch and fish in one of many pools filled with running spring water and hook a trout or salmon for a realistic fee. The amount of trout swimming up the Avon river here means that standing on the bridge right in the city guarantees you'll see them all year round.
Salmon prefer the faster flowing rocky/sandy rivers. Rakaia, Waitaki to name a few. There is big business with salmon farms in the huge canals feeding between the lower HEP dams though. The eels are everywhere though and a bit of a predadtory scavenger in the slower flowing waters. Duckling legs are their speciality. Many one legged ducks. They taste like barbel (catfish to NZ'ders) when cooked on the braai. I have seen on the west coast where they'll follow the smell of blood to the point that they'll come out of the water to feed on whatever was gutted . A Maori delicacy.
Nothing to beat fishing for tiger in the Zambezi though. I better head to off work. Have a good Wednesday.
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HEP not HIP -- Ray, Tue, 03 Jun 2008, 20:20:20 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
james good jokes..
JohnnyB, problem with HEP, I was standing at dam in Sacramento on American river and saw Salmon migrating, repeatedly bashing their head against the dam wall, till thy died,sad sight...HEP needs Salmon ladders...
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... -- fever, Tue, 03 Jun 2008, 19:48:31 (f143-059.opera-mini.net/195.189.143.59)
Peter, I fear yr commemt will sail over his/its/their collective head.
Morag, I have explained the reason I use txt. If you are too short to take that on-board, scroll past-as it seems you did. As 4 no posts of any worth, I take it that the memoriam post recently and the MOSTdisgusting reply was OK (oops, txt word), but you have 2 comment on my using the space available to me on my phone. Take a hike, with the rest of the rabble.
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salvage/a watcher/scrop/fevers mate is a moron -- Peter, Tue, 03 Jun 2008, 17:20:51 (mail45.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.45)
salvage/a watcher/scrop/fevers mate - you are a nasty little troll. I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works!
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Ah so -- salvage, Tue, 03 Jun 2008, 14:57:32 (mail24.anonymouse.org/85.195.123.24)
UNSkillED, you are the kind of doos that others could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
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Joke? -- JAMES, Tue, 03 Jun 2008, 14:31:23 (21Cust212.tnt2.toronto.on.da.uu.net/216.95.15.212)
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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up : 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good!'
Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'
said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.' Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'
She heard a loud whisper: 'F*** the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'
At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now,who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'
Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying
against him
- 2004.'
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh sh*t, we're f*****d!'
And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it's Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe,2008.
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Text Language -- Morag, Tue, 03 Jun 2008, 13:57:58 (adsl-71-136-240-235.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net/71.136.240.235)
Text language would be OK if you could understand it. Please keep text messaging to your phone text messages and write something we poor old Rhodesians can understand. Advice given on this site, over, and over, is "if you don't want to read it scroll on" - well that is what has been happening and now there is not much to read. Thank you very much.
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cheer up, watcher -- kill, Tue, 03 Jun 2008, 13:30:15 (f96-019.opera-mini.net/91.203.96.19)
u obviously dont appreciate the economy of using txt on a mobile phone with limited character input, u obviously not checked out Opera Mini as I suggested earlier. Now pi55 off.
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Hau -- Nellie, Tue, 03 Jun 2008, 13:18:38 (124-169-84-144.dyn.iinet.net.au/124.169.84.144)
B, tears et al,
JohnnyB,
good to see you still chirping, I thought you had gone bush in NZ.
Cheers.
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"Bad Company", -- Bob, Tue, 03 Jun 2008, 6:37:00 (NoHost/218.185.83.35)
Program Transcript
Read the program transcript from Andrew Fowler's "Bad Company", broadcast 2nd June 2008.
Reporter: Andrew Fowler
Date: 02/06/2008
PAUL O’SULLIVAN, CERTIFIED FRAUD EXAMINER (taking photos from moving car): Oh, this is Stratton’s house coming up on the next corner, just go straight past it but go slowly.
I see the Ranger Rover is there. That means he’s still away, all right, that’s good, let’s go.
ANDREW FOWLER: In the Perth suburb of Applecross, an international game of corporate espionage is being played out.
PAUL O’SULLIVAN, CERTIFIED FRAUD EXAMINER (taking photos from moving car): When you go past that cream coloured house, just go slowly and then go to the circle and turn right.
ANDREW FOWLER: It’s all to do with the financial destruction of a once giant South African mining company.
PAUL O’SULLIVAN, CERTIFIED FRAUD EXAMINER: Vast sums of money had been stolen. I mean we’re talking about in Australian terms in excess of $400-million.
http://www.abc.net.au/4corners/content/2008/s2262759.htm
Video On Demand
You can now watch Andrew Fowler's report "Bad Company" online now. Windows Media video only. "Bad Company Video on Demand".
http://www.abc.net.au/4corners/
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what is sad... -- a watcher, Tue, 03 Jun 2008, 2:11:09 (NoHost/207.195.242.204)
..is to see a middle aged man using the "text language" commonly associated with teenage afficiendos of the internet. How silly it is to see "foad, ki55, ne1?" Maybe English is his second language.
Kill/fever/rpg7 ... Ps of pls.
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SOMETHING IN THE PIPELINE ? -- Johnny B, Mon, 02 Jun 2008, 21:26:15 (203-184-35-134.jetbuster.co.nz/203.184.35.134)
It is good to see the site has some veterans still. Jimbo, Nellie, Ray, Dawie, John W, and many more. Enough to keep the cage rattling.
Bots/Zim Pete you know that RGM has surprised everyone and gone to Rome to check out the UN food conference, I wonder if he has gone to pick up the crumbs or be shot down in flames. Can't trust the snake.
But maybe they'll shackle him to the return flight undercarriage and let others rebuild the country.
Imagine :- They'll need dam builders and expertise to clear the land and will be paid in US dollars. There is hope yet, or you reckon this is just a pipe dream ?
If you want a choice of a point furthest from Africa, it's either Siberia, Alaska, or New Zealand. I took the latter.They are needing more HEP dams here because the greenies don't want nuclear, the others don't like the windmills and others are chirping that the carbon footprint made by coal power is a no no. So HEP on the west coast is the way to go. We'll be here in the white pages when you need a hot cup of coffee if you come to survey the land!
Who knows, bottle top openers will always be needed wherever we go.
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roget... -- fever, Mon, 02 Jun 2008, 20:07:08 (f96-020.opera-mini.net/91.203.96.20)
so sad 2 see u cant even take the pi55 properly! Look up these two: stfu, FOAD, and use 'em on every occasion. While u on a learning curve, look up Opera Mini, u old txta. Now STFU & foad.
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Inspector Clousseau -- kill...or is it fever?, Mon, 02 Jun 2008, 17:49:39 (p10-15.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.149)
scrop. u retard, took u long enough 2 work that out. now go finish yr homework. As 4 the other couple of retards, get a life.
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. -- Ray, Mon, 02 Jun 2008, 15:30:53 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
Hey Pete, good luck with your plans to go to Australia, but be careful of new names, Aus Pete sounds too close to house pet. Dont worry about Jimbo, Bickie will send him rolling home she's no nonsense.
This Australian, was in a shipwreck and got marooned on an island with a sheep and a sheepdog. Every evening they would be sitting on the beach admiring the beautiful, romantic sunset,but whenever the Australian reached out to put his arm around the sheep, the sheepdog would snarl and threaten to bite the Australian to protect the sheep.
A few weeks later Hilary, flying back from a campaign to the Solomon Islands to get every single vote she can, was wrecked on the island too. As they were sitting on the beach watching the sunset, the Australian said that he had no sex for weeks, so Hilary batted her eyelids and asked if she could help.
"Yes" said the Australian. "Could you please take the dog for a long walk???"
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scropping -- scrop, Mon, 02 Jun 2008, 4:22:03 (mail189.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.189)
Fever and kill post from the same address, (f142-049.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.49), proves the point, if the pair of them had half a brain, they would still stack up as a half-wit. Go back to stealing hub caps or graffiting walls or try getting a job.
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abacus -- stephen hawkins, Mon, 02 Jun 2008, 3:51:46 (host-69-144-85-226.bzm-mt.client.bresnan.net/69.144.85.226)
pant... is not "hank, uR1 fokked puppy" four words? wheeze
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Muff a good idea -- Jimbo, Mon, 02 Jun 2008, 2:44:18 (220-253-153-168.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.153.168)
Yup I reckon MuffPete is a great idea if he comes to Oz. Muff has a particular meaning in Aus that suits him. JB, good to see that you are still alive, no apologies for pinching your coach, we have good coaches too, but the powers that be keep cutting them off at the knees. Some good youngster coming through here, so we will give a better account of ourselves from now on.
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teenage posters -- roget, Mon, 02 Jun 2008, 1:09:02 (198-172-207-48.ga.verio.net/198.172.207.48)
I C, yet cannot B LEV FVR and KL r the sam. OTOfoot, such .... dearie me.
sad 2 c.
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KILL-4 random letters... -- fever, Sun, 01 Jun 2008, 18:06:05 (f142-049.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.49)
skrop, go shake your tits at Hank, he just love that shit, (u so sensitive, just like the wanker, take your medication, da fairies B looking 4 u, they ream and fist ya when they find you, Good luck).
Get over yr problem with the alphabet, that would be a first step on the road 2 being able 2 post something approaching coherent. As I advised b4, futi manzi with yr skokian.
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to numb nuts -- scrop, Sun, 01 Jun 2008, 16:48:38 (mail22.anonymouse.org/85.195.119.22)
Kill (sicko)
Kill ou pellie, I think you must one deluded puppy ek se. Any one who calls himself kill must be a wee bit psychologically disturbed, you poor dingus.
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Last word, Hank... -- fever, Sun, 01 Jun 2008, 16:46:10 (f142-049.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.49)
Hank, you a sweetie, but I would not trust u 2 vindicate a single of your recent subjective opinions, back it up, fucker. OTOH, I would trust the likes of Jed and Loki with my family's lives. Is that a bit too 'when-we' 4 u, u stoopid fok. Three words, Hank: uR1 fokked puppy.
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Moffieland -- Jo Pete, Sun, 01 Jun 2008, 16:44:10 (41-208-48-64.mtn.co.za/41.208.48.64)
Yo BT. Howzit John Baldwin I thought you were dead chum. I am ex Bots/Zim Pete. Could be I am coming to moffie land so next I could be Mof or Muff Pete.
Apparently my skills as an exceptional dam builder are in demand in Aus.
I am trying to establish JIMBO(TOT)'s residential address so that I can live next door. I am a little aprehensive about his reputation with women so I am bringing a gonad ripping rottie with me. I have to consider Bickie's virtue.
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Dop's on Dawie... -- kill, Sun, 01 Jun 2008, 15:36:38 (f142-049.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.49)
Yo, Dawie, I get a couple of the ouenstogether, we come drink some chibulis wi' yo in Londonistan, Itsa big place, tell us where.
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The right site? -- kill, Sun, 01 Jun 2008, 14:38:49 (f142-158.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.158)
Nellie, fantastic that u can make so light of such a post. I wish I could talk about other peeps dead relatives & friends the way u manage to. Ishalla have 2 try harder. The overall silence re this latest dust-up, a disgraceful post by Hank...shows up the vast majority here to find slagging Remembrance of the dead as acceptable. I would be happy 2 hear anything NE1 has 2 say about that.
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ftb... -- kill, Sun, 01 Jun 2008, 13:51:15 (f142-158.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.158)
Hank, u apply the term Loyalist 2 Jed & Loki as a bad thing, and see nothing wrong in dissing our dead, as long as fever gets slagged with stunning sarcasm. R u shua u on the right site? fever can be found @ rantburg.com, go diss him there and pile up some real trouble. I am through giving u NE more of my time, seek help for yr complaint: schizo-in-denial. Bet u got a real pretty mouth when u angry.
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Believable... -- kill, Sun, 01 Jun 2008, 13:14:02 (f142-158.opera-mini.net/195.189.142.158)
Well, Hank, you the only one here that rushes in vendetta-style against anything fever posts, even if you 'misread' it & r confused, aka gone on your skokian. Trawl yr previous spewings.
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CRUSADERS GET THE SUPER 14's -- John Baldwin (for the rugby heads), Sun, 01 Jun 2008, 11:58:14 (203-184-35-134.jetbuster.co.nz/203.184.35.134)
Hi BT'rs, Ja I'm still around. Sorry I haven't replied to the Ouns.
Have had a quick check in and that I have been watching the match here in Christchurch and looked at the chat site (once in a blue moon) and to say that the trophy goes to the Canterbury Crusaders. I did shit myself that we were going to lose in the first half but Daniel Carter saved the day with a drop kick and a penalty in the second half to take the lead. Can't say much for good smooth runs tho'. More like bulldozing to the try line was the only activity there was to watch.
The worst thing was Robbie Deans has now jumped the border and gone to coach the Wally's. What a loss and a bunch of tossers the board are here to let him go. Good luck Australia ! We'll see if South Island can find another coach as good as he was. Another bit of a shock is they have dropped a whole lot of the All Blacks out of the running this weekend.
Greetings to all the BT's that I know, one of these days I'll get around to make more sociable time. Got to work hard to pay the mortgage (head down bum up). Early days on BT in NZ there was more time to chat when I was renting and no mortgage, at least this patch of house and dirt won't be pulled out from under me like our farms were.
It's real good to know I'll live longer than RGM, it was real sad to see Smithy's gone (last time I was on this site). Tomorrow's another holiday (Queens birthday) so that we can get over the babalaas of winning.Go well and stay well. JB
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Hau -- Nellie (puzzled), Sun, 01 Jun 2008, 9:51:53 (124-169-5-144.dyn.iinet.net.au/124.169.5.144)
B, tears et al,
Ok, if Hank isn’t fevers mate and we all know it can’t be his Grandfathers best man at his wedding because his some other oun from a nog n family who’s Grandmother is of Mohican extract who used to nik sugar and beads from the settlers, who is he?
Cheers
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Dry your eyes Hank -- Loki (supercilious), Sun, 01 Jun 2008, 9:36:42 (vc-196-207-32-38.3g.vodacom.co.za/196.207.32.38)
You're getting maudlin Hank. Lay off the malt liquor. All those Colt 45s that you down to drown your sorrows aren't going to get your home and job and self-esteem back. And you are still a nobhead.
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jed and loki -- hank, Sun, 01 Jun 2008, 1:44:37 (NoHost/209.59.34.153)
Unbloodybelievable! Am I to be blamed for every post that raises the hackles of such loyalists as jed and loki?
I will not justify jed's invective with further ammunition (methinks Guinness does well enough.) Loki, sad to see you go. Your infrequent posts add so much to this site. Now bugger off.
jed, rest assured, I post with the ol' moniker "hank," no other pseudonyms. You can piss off with all your infantile finger pointing. I did not see what the other poster said o get your panties knotted but I can assure you it was not me.
Take 5 aspirin and get some sleep.
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knobhead -- fever's old mate, Sun, 01 Jun 2008, 1:01:59 (host81-158-134-31.range81-158.btcentralplus.com/81.158.134.31)
Is it Bruce in Montana, or the prick in Colorado? No matter, when we find you....................
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Fever's Mate is a nobhead -- Loki (Angry), Sat, 31 May 2008, 15:02:12 (vc-196-207-32-38.3g.vodacom.co.za/196.207.32.38)
"Fever's mate" sickens me. One can only assume that a moron like him who disrespects our war dead was 1)a draft dodger or 2)a jam stealer or 3)a munt
His boorish and unfunny post bears a remarkable resemblance to the posturing of the foul "Hank". Amazing coincidence that they also share the same provider in Colorado? Or are they one and the same doos?
"Fever's mate/Hank" you are a disgrace, a loser and a retard.
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HELLO -- Jed, Sat, 31 May 2008, 2:46:18 (host81-151-97-155.range81-151.btcentralplus.com/81.151.97.155)
hello 'fevers mate'. I have no intention of posting on this site again. But wanted you to know that if and when we find you, you will be in trouble you wanker. Dont think you can't be found, the trace is in progess. Twat.
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sympathies et al -- fever's mate, Sat, 31 May 2008, 2:33:20 (NoHost/128.241.109.75)
Fever/Kill, glad you raided your spouse/mama's cooking sherry. Ya'll have been quiet of late.
Crawl low ou bliksems - them arse shots hurt a bit.
Pamberi ne ......
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In Memorium -- Jed, Sat, 31 May 2008, 2:17:51 (host81-151-97-155.range81-151.btcentralplus.com/81.151.97.155)
727562 Tpr Edmonds, C.J. Gentle giant, great guy, one of us!2 Commando, RLI. Never forget! Shot dead in a chopper.
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In Memoriam... -- kill, Fri, 30 May 2008, 21:16:09 (f143-058.opera-mini.net/195.189.143.58)
Bob Edmunds, 2 Cdo, 1RLI. 31 years ago today. Never forgive, never forget, raise a toast tonight if you will. Salute him and his family for what they gave. Out/fever.
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Ah so -- TCITTPSS, Thu, 29 May 2008, 11:50:22 (mail23.anonymouse.org/193.200.150.23)
, tears et al,
Sawubona Bwanas, all this talk about governmental and bureaucratic bungling has wet my appetite for change.
My good mate Nellie who I see on a regular basis has filled me in on our Bob Hawke former Labour Prime minister look alike Jimbo, must be his hair, and the finer qualities of this oun.
He has the moral and mental fortitude to meet all the requirements of a leader. How can anyone fault a man who can tangle with a hostile geriatric at a flower show and shove the old bugger around and beat him unmercifully with a flame lily, race pigeons and beat them, dress up as a fairy whilst entertaining his grand littlies at a park, beat the shit out of a mob of goffs on a train while escorting said goffs back to base after going AWOL. (Prime Minister)
Pete Griffiths, Bulla born, hard as nails matrimonial guru who will always be the last man standing at any party, bar crawl .hooly or drink fest .This man is earmarked as a future minister of defence, make no bones about it, he will leave no stone unturned, come to think of it he will no stones period.(Minister of Defence).
John Winter, what can anyone say about this bloke, tell me what? (Foreign Affairs Minister).
Makes one wonder what would happen to Australia if these buggers cut loose, the place would have more holes in it than Swiss cheese, no munts, less flies, no munts, cheaper grog, no munts and when wees for Africa every where.
Later
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Howzit BT -- John W., Thu, 29 May 2008, 9:15:41 (NoHost/80.227.168.194)
Well.....
Good for the Zimbos. !!!!!!
Zim power for Boks
Springbok coach Peter de Villiers included four uncapped players, including Zimbabwean props Tendai Mtawarira and Brian Mujati, in his squad of 30 players for the Tests against Wales and Italy next month.
Mtawarira (Sharks), Mujati (Stormers), Stormers lock Andries Bekker and Sharks wing Odwa Ndungane have been rewarded for their form in the Super 14.
"It wasn't easy cutting down the squad (from 47 down) to 30, and that is how it should always be," said De Villiers.
"A lot of guys put up their hands and I want to make it clear that the Springbok door is not shut to anyone.
"The squad was picked entirely on merit, and every player named deserves his spot. I congratulate them all and look forward to the challenges of Wales and Italy that are now upon us."
Selectors Peter Jooste and Ian McIntosh also expressed their satisfaction at a "well balanced squad, with the right mix of youth and experience".
Heini Adams, Meyer Bosman, Schalk Burger, Fourie du Preez, Jaque Fourie, Zane Kirchner, Wikus van Heerden and Duanne Vermeulen were all ruled out of the mid-year Tests because of injuries.
The squad assembles in Bloemfontein on Sunday, 1 June, to prepare for the first Test against Wales — in Bloemfontein on 7 June.
They face Wales in a second Test in Pretoria a week later and will come up against the Nick Mallett-coached Italian side in Cape Town on 21 June.
Springbok squad:
Backs: Gcobani Bobo, Tonderai Chavhanga, Bolla Conradie, Jean de Villiers, Peter Grant, Bryan Habana, Adrian Jacobs, Butch James, Conrad Jantjes, Ricky Januarie, Percy Montgomery, Odwa Ndungane, Ruan Pienaar, Francois Steyn.
Forwards: Andries Bekker, Bakkies Botha, BJ Botha, Bismarck du Plessis, Ryan Kankowski, Victor Matfield, Tendai Mtawarira, Brian Mujati, Danie Rossouw, John Smit (captain), Juan Smith, Pierre Spies, Gürthro Steenkamp, CJ van der Linde, Joe van Niekerk, Luke Watson.
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Gone? -- James, Wed, 28 May 2008, 21:38:46 (21Cust92.tnt2.toronto.on.da.uu.net/216.95.15.92)
_____________________________________________________
JIMBO: Yep, Jimbo for President! You'd get my vote any time.
____________________________________________________
Wonder what happened to that wee gadfly from Bozeman? If nobody tells him he is lost somewhere in the wilds of Montana, he will never figure out for himself that he is lost.
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j, take a prize -- Jimbo, Wed, 28 May 2008, 10:20:16 (220-253-52-63.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.52.63)
j, take a prize, you are the first person to wholeheartedly agree with me...ever. Incidentally my friends think that I am to the right of Ghengis Khan. Bring back the death penalty for murderers, paedophiles, rapists etc. Jimbo for President has a good ring about it.
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Dop -- Jo Pete, Wed, 28 May 2008, 8:17:39 (41-208-48-64.mtn.co.za/41.208.48.64)
Yo BT.Who said anything about bottle stores? I am bringing Dawie with . Between us we are bloody clever at making kaffir beer, and drinking it.We will start a new thing in Moffie land. In no time we will have 2 million moffies getting pissed on kaffir beer. We need to live next door to JIMBO(TOT) so that we can package our kaffir beer with his boom. In next to no time we will be as rich as shit. We also hope to pull the old hobo out of the gutter.
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Howzit BT -- j, Wed, 28 May 2008, 5:22:33 (NoHost/80.227.168.194)
Well, Jimbo,
Eureka!
We finally have something on which I wholeheartedly agree with you.
Labour/Liberals in any form or guise, in any country, are bad news, dangerous and to be despised!
Unfortunately, the population who voted them in, have to take responsibility and one can only wonder at their mentality.
In the case of Oz, the country needs more people like ZZLLPetcJouMoerPiet, dawie, Bru...er...Hank, TCITPSS, and ek, ek se.
TTFN
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Ja more water but no dams -- Jimbo, Wed, 28 May 2008, 2:25:18 (220-253-52-63.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.52.63)
Ja Johnnie Raghead I agree, Oz needs more water, lots of it. The region I am in has been in drought now for 10 years. However we have a countrywide set of governments called Labor. I call them white munts. These clowns say that dams are no good for storing water it's a very bad idea. No shit Sherlock! here in my part the government is spending millions diverting water by pipeline from a river up country which is critical to one of the biggest farming areas in the country(also in drought. The federal government is buying water licences back from farmers at the cost of mega millions so that the water can flow down the Murray River which is totally stuffed. The problem is that the farmers haven't got any water to sell in the first place because the rivers are dry. And you reckon only the black munts can't run a country. Just give it to a bunch of ex union officials and left wing teachers and see what happens.
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why bob, why? -- Ian Hiding, Tue, 27 May 2008, 22:00:05 (NoHost/207.195.248.32)
Hostile? Bob is not hostile. The canuckastapo is hostile. Nellie's smelly vellies ARE hostile. Rayray's bone crunchie tackles is hostile, ja.
Bob, keep up the fine work old man, if the whiners don't want to read your posts (I don't) they should scroll on past - kind of like technology has done to the sporraned twit in hogtoon.
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enquiry for Bob -- jack zilroy, Tue, 27 May 2008, 21:28:19 (NoHost/62.136.16.124)
Bob, you have piqued my curiosity. For God knows how long you have posted your cut and paste links to events which most people who read this site are quite capable of looking up themselves should they wish to. One can only imagine you post to wind people up. Many people have complained about your posts without your taking the hint. Why do you do it? Why are you so hostile to a bunch of people minding their own business? I'd really appreciate your answering this question.
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Zimbabwean farmers in Nigeria -- Bob, Tue, 27 May 2008, 10:43:41 (210-185-70-9.intrapower.net.au/210.185.70.9)
Today we follow the fortunes of Zimbabwe farmers who have been evicted from their farms. However, a Nigerian politician have invited them to West Africa to rebuild their lives there. Will this unlikely partnership turn rural lands in to profitable commercial lands?
Listen (18mins)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/programmes/business_daily.shtml#Mon
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Business of the Bomb -- Bob, Tue, 27 May 2008, 10:36:44 (210-185-70-9.intrapower.net.au/210.185.70.9)
In January 2000, a German engineer living in South Africa met with a friend and business partner to hatch a deal. Gerald Wisser, a 61-year-old broker, visited his friend's pipe factory outside Johannesburg to see if his friend wanted to make a bid on a manufacturing project. According to what Wisser later told investigators, his friend, Johan Meyer, pointed to a foot-and-a-half tall stack of documents and said, "That is the beast. I will make an offer."
The radio documentary:
Download an mp3, listen online, or read the transcript.
http://americanradioworks.publicradio.org/features/nukes/
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Howzit BT -- John W., Tue, 27 May 2008, 9:14:38 (NoHost/80.227.168.194)
Well Jimbo COG....it all depends...if you have a stake in the Bottle Stores as WELL as having cornered the Boom market...
I'd say you should be pretty chuffed to have our old mate ZZLLPdrcJoMoerPiet living next door....
We should make a new version of that song ie..
"Living Next Door to Jimbo....Jimbo?....Jimbo?....Who the Fcuk is Jimbo?!"...
problem is they don't know what Shake Shake is, over in Geeitslong....
anyway, I digress....
Oz needs plenty water so you've got a job for life JoMoerPiet....
and how did you know we are going to Wild Heritage????
We arrive at HaHaRaRe international on Friday morning and go straight up to WH, Charara !
Can you bring some extra Zambezis for me ou China?.....
TTFN
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Anything worse? -- Jimbo, Tue, 27 May 2008, 6:16:15 (220-253-52-63.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.52.63)
Can anyone think of anything worse than DimPete staying next door to you? Property values would go through the floor. and bottle shop sales through the roof.
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Jimbo(TOT)'s pzzie -- Jo Pete, Tue, 27 May 2008, 5:56:05 (41-208-48-64.mtn.co.za/41.208.48.64)
Yo BT. JIMBO(TOT) the only reason I have been quiet is that I have been trying to find your address so I can come and live next door.
Seems that Aus are looking for bloody clever dam engineers. Here I am.
I am the first to admit that the best teams in S 14 2008 are in the final. Don't give the moffies much chance though.
OK Jo Gat John, I'll see you at Wild Heritage, Charara.
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At last -- Jimbo, Tue, 27 May 2008, 1:52:50 (220-253-52-63.VIC.netspace.net.au/220.253.52.63)
dawie at last you are going to go and have a look at some decent machinery, Roland, Heidelberg. What's on? Drupa? As for fishing, I can show you a photo of my grandsons tuna from last month and he is only a piccie. We don't muck about. DimPete is quiet, the loss of the Sufefrican teams must be depressing for him.
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Howzit BT -- John W., Mon, 26 May 2008, 7:15:43 (NoHost/80.227.168.194)
ja dawie i agree...no ways we take jimbo COG...but maybe it would be good idea to take him along as a gillie but i don't think he can even put a worm on a hook so it's not a good idea and he would scare all the animals away.
ZZLLPetcJoMoer Piet are you up for a trip to Krabs?
Will be going up to Charara this week end.
Not the best time for Fishing but who cares...hopefully we can strike maningi Zambezi's or Chilly Pillies.
Will be taking the Shisha along...
try some Zambezi Zol, ek se!
I will tenga extra to take with us to Oz when we visit Jimbo COG...will make his Boom seem like Camel Turd.
TTFN
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fishing -- dawie, Mon, 26 May 2008, 6:24:05 (nngy-ip-ccache-1-vif1.telkom-ipnet.co.za/198.54.202.130)
jw think i should join you but not going if jimbo is as his bound to rub it in. mind you its ok if a new zealand team win next week.off to germany tuesday miss you all pork knuckle and cabbage for two weeks at least a week end in london later dawie
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Old posters -- Ant Brooks, Mon, 26 May 2008, 5:17:08 (c-76-26-240-169.hsd1.fl.comcast.net/76.26.240.169)
Does anyone have the old SAtour poster with the wet and dry elephants?
If yes could you take a digital photo and email it to murungu@mindspring.com?
My daughter is doing a school project and it would be a great feature.
Cheers
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the burning question -- Georgie Boy, Sun, 25 May 2008, 19:04:07 (NoHost/71.31.109.32)
"365 if it's a GoodYear".....
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Howzit BT -- John W., Sun, 25 May 2008, 11:45:49 (NoHost/80.227.168.194)
Bugger the Sharks.
I'm going Fishing....
for Tiger!
TTFN
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China is not fit to host the Olympics -- Bob, Sun, 25 May 2008, 10:11:09 (NoHost/218.185.83.35)
The second Intelligence Squared debate takes on sport and politics. As the great Olympics torch debacle showed it is difficult to keep separate the two categories. Beijing is desperate it all goes to plan. But for many the 2008 Olympics is a sham; it should not have been awarded to a country with such a shameful record of human rights abuse. Let the debate continue
Guests
Senator Bob Brown
The Australian Greens
Chin Jin
democracy activist
Hamish McDonald
journalist
Simon Balderstone
IOC adviser
Michael Milton
elite athlete
Paul Monk
East Asia analyst
Further Information
Intelligence Squared - Australia
Intelligence Squared - UK
Intelligence Squared - USA
Listen|Download http://www.abc.net.au/rn/bigideas/stories/2008/2251202.htm
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Ummm -- Nellie (ummming), Fri, 23 May 2008, 10:17:52 (124-169-54-208.dyn.iinet.net.au/124.169.54.208)
B, tears et al,
Howsit alles, jaaslik, it’s amazing what one can learn on this once sacred site. TCITPSS and myself were just chirping and I mentioned how Dom some ouns were, not knowing what the word moerse meant, we thought it was a Scots word for mouse, and then a Scotsman tunes us it means a fat smack, Hau.
One smart muntu has been jailed for two years after he sold urine(piss) to residents in a mining town claiming it was cooking oil, according to state media reports.
Piccard Mudzingwa, 28, approached one of the victims at a bus terminus in the southern mining town of Zvishavane selling bottles containing a liquid he said was cooking oil, The Herald newspaper reported.
Cheers.
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Copy of Marriage Certificate -- Diane, Fri, 23 May 2008, 7:31:55 (NoHost/58.172.28.7)
My niece requires a copy of her (divorced) parents' marriage certificate to apply for her Ancestral Visa. Is anyone able to provide a Zim number or website where she can apply for one please? Many thanks in advance.
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I have renewed my Megabucks Season Ticket -- Charles, Fri, 23 May 2008, 4:37:50 (NoHost/218.185.83.35)
It's just $100 for 1 year - 2 draws per week. I may win millions or I may lose my $100, or something in between. It's worth a try!
Either way, I am raising money for the good people in cities and towns around Massachusetts. The Mass Lottery sells subscriptions to people all over the US - no residency requirements.
http://www.masslottery.com/games/seasontickets.html
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Mors... -- James, Fri, 23 May 2008, 3:28:07 (21Cust92.tnt2.toronto.on.da.uu.net/216.95.15.92)
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RAY: Baai danke. (Die ander kêrel (Hank the Wanker?)mors my tyd!)
Yo JIMBO! I signed that petition.
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ray -- ray, Thu, 22 May 2008, 21:35:00 (NoHost/66.251.102.206)
yes Jimbo, Hank beat you to the punch. James, Jimbo is right, moer is the term for dam or mother, so it means she gave him a motherofa slap or a helluva slap.
Go Sharks.
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Chinese arms -- Bob, Thu, 22 May 2008, 13:41:38 (mk-airlines-rtr-e1.hiway.co.uk/195.12.0.225)
So much for Mugabe and ZanuPF's hatred of the Brits - check who delivered the weapons!!!
It would appear that the Chinese arms have reached Harare. The ship carrying the arms having being refuelled by a South African Naval supply ship docked in the Congo and the arms were then flown into Harare by a UK Company..... Avient. Have a look at http://www.avient.aero/contactus.htm
which gives following details:-
Andrew Smith - Managing Director
Samantha Smith - Commercial Director
James House - Commercial Manager - Charters
Julie Hedge - Reservations Supervisor