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Date Posted: Fri, 30 Mar 2012, 2:58:19
Author: James.
Author Host/IP: CPE687f74dfc59e-CM00252e2694a6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com / 174.119.162.111
Subject: Joke.

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A Newfie had two red ears, and so went to the doctor.

The doctor asked the Newfie what happened to the ears?

'Well, I was ironing me shirt and the phone rang . . . and instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up me iron and . . .stuck it to me ear.'

"Oh Dear!" The doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But . . . that doesn't explain the other red ear. What happened to your other ear?"

'Lord tunderin' Jesus, the son-of-a-bitch called back.'
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