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Date Posted: Fri, 01 Jun 2012, 6:20:21
Author: Ray
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 69.199.125.229
Subject: Joke
James thank you for the nice joke you sent me. But I really don't get it. Can you or anyone else help??
If the pastor was doubling up as the usher the mom would have recognized him no?
The Usher
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The front row, please," she answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
"No," he said.
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"No," she said.
"Good!" Said the usher.
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