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Date Posted: 16:56:32 10/25/06 Wed
Author: DP Cowboy, along with the Disciple, Toby, and Vierra
Subject: Chill, VT, Chill.

Don't sweat it, really. We will ALL survive. Consider this latest 'technical glitch' a loyalty test to all the new (50% of the total..what??!!!) members of the foh-rump. Besides, it has cooled down a bit and the big Cowboy has us all digging holes in the vineyard....AND...TeeHee...DPC has JURY DUTY next Monday...HarHarHarHarHar! God save the poor sap that gets THAT 12th seat filled by the joggling spurs of DPC! I mean, really, can you IMAGINE the defense attorney (OR the prosecutor) interviewing DPC before a trial, during jury selection:

Defense Attorney: Uh, juror #562, state your name.
DPC: Shaddup, shyster, 'fo I blow yore Haid clean off!
Defense Attorney: Your honor, we ask to remove this juror.
DPC: Like hell you will! The damn fool's guilty, otherwise, why would WADA and the UCI be wastin' all this money bringin' him to trial!
Defense Attorney: Your honor, really....
Prosecutor: The Prosecution doesn't want him either, your honor, we will use one of our pre-emptory challenges on this Cowboy Person.
DPC: Land Sakes Alive! I'll be bitten by a Sidewinder! (stands up to leave)
...drinks on me in the bar across the street boys!

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