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Date Posted: 13:25:21 05/17/18 Thu
Author: Rateeye
Subject: Mike Dowd's Clam Shoppe---- A Gwyneth Paltrow Franchise

Mike says any NYPD wife gets a 50% discount

Mike Dowd has opened up a clam cleaning business in NYC. Using the latest technology
from Japan. Gwyneth Paltrow has been advocating a good healthytwatsteaming
to get rid of her taco. goop

Now Mike has opened his combination cigar and clam shoppe in Brooklyn.He has six of these commode looking clam steamers.
He is offering the Cuban steam cleaning for $75.00. 50% off for the wives of NYPD cops. The Cuban you ask ?? Do you
see how them toilet steamers are up against the wall ?? There's a secret room behind them and each stool ( ? ) has a small
corresponding trap door that lifts up. This allows mike to light up one of his cigars and slide back under the twat and start
blowing smoke up her ass. Hell NYC women can't tell the difference between steam and a cheap cigar.


Mike says "Send the ole lady and we got balloons for the kids too.



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