Date Posted:15:54:44 09/15/06 Fri Author: Billy Bob Redneck Subject: You git that right fella In reply to:
Ry
's message, "Special Bulletin from the Pentagon" on 11:44:19 09/15/06 Fri
>The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new
>500-man
>elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck
>Special Forces.
>
>These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky,
>Mississippi,
>Missouri, Oklahoma , Tennessee and Texas boys will be
>dropped off into Iraq
>and have been given only the following facts about
>terrorists:
> 1. The season opened today.
> 2. There is no limit.
> 3. They taste just like chicken.
> 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or
>Jesus.
> 5. They are all gay.
> 6. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of
>Dale
> Earnhardt.
>>>>>>
> The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over
>by Friday.
You git that right fella