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Date Posted: 12:45:25 07/08/20 Wed
Author: Rateye
Subject: This ain't no shit--------------- I killed Mama Cass



Not everybody knows it but I used to own a sammich shop in LA. I made the biggest ham sammich in the whole USA.
I put a sign out front . If you can eat this sammich in 15 minutes, I'll name the sammich after you and it's free.
One day this fat bitch come in and says " I'm hungry" I thought she looked familiar. I
said " Hey ,, ain't you ----" she interupted me and said "No names please, but yes I am and I'm famished, tell me
about your ham sammich". I said "it's 20 lbs of ham and tomatos and lettuce , onions and pickles with vinegar and oil.
If you eat it all in 15 minutes it's free and I name the sammich after you". Then I said "Look maybe you should
just try our side salad, it's plenty big". She said " Fu*k you Chef Boy-R-Dee I'll eat that damn thing or I'll die trying".
Well the rest is history. The sammich never did get a name and I was out $105.oo for the sammich. I learned an
important lesson in life that day-----Fat bitchess lie too.



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