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Date Posted: 20:43:10 07/07/06 Fri
Author: Snarg Dooley
Subject: The Chinaman and the Redneck

On Memorial day,Bubba gets some roses and heads to the cemetary to put the roses on his dear departed mama's grave. While putting the roses on the tombstone he looks over about 100 feet and sees a Chinaman putting a bowl of warm rice on another tombstone. He thinks "Hey that chinaman ain't sposed to be here" So Bubba yells at the Chinaman, "Hey Chinaman ,what do you think your doing?" The Chinaman replies " I put warm rice on grave of honorable mother recently departed, and what you do here you self??" Bubba replies " I'm putting flowers on my mama's grave,not that it's any of your buisness, Tell me Chinaman,do you think your mama is gonna come back and eat that damned rice???" The Chinaman thinks a minute and says " No you miserble plick I no think my mama come back,what you tink? You tink yo mama come back and smell dem fluckin roses??"

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> On Memorial day,Bubba gets some roses and heads to >the cemetary to put the roses on his dear departed >mama's grave. While putting the roses on the tombstone >he looks over about 100 feet and sees a Chinaman >putting a bowl of warm rice on another tombstone. He >thinks "Hey that chinaman ain't sposed to be here" So >Bubba yells at the Chinaman, "Hey Chinaman ,what do >you think your doing?" The Chinaman replies " I put >warm rice on grave of honorable mother recently >departed, and what you do here you self??" Bubba >replies " I'm putting flowers on my mama's grave,not >that it's any of your buisness, Tell me Chinaman,do >you think your mama is gonna come back and eat that >damned rice???" The Chinaman thinks a minute and says >" No you miserble plick I no think my mama come >back,what you tink? You tink yo mama come back and >smell dem fluckin roses??"
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