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Date Posted: 18:32:50 06/21/09 Sun
Author: Antipodi
Author Host/IP: 114.78.210.154.optusnet.com.au / 114.78.210.154
Subject: Mr Beans Fathers Day

today Mr Bean was all alone
It was fathers day
and he wondered what Teddy had got him
Was it some new slippers
Or a box of cigars
Maybe a bottle of 100 yo Scotch

Well he would be ready to act surprised
He sat down to the TV and watched Teddy
Teddy just sat there starin at the TV
Not a word did Teddy say
what was wrong
Was Teddy dumb or something

all that love Mr Bean have given Teddy
He adopted him so many years ago
and this is how Teddy thanks him
Oh yes Teddy didnt have to buy him the world
Just a card with the words "Happy Fathers Day"

Mr Bean became enraged
In his mind he could see the headlines
"Mr Bean cuts off Teddys head"
He smiled chuckling to himself
Ungrateful little bear, he mumbled

All that love Mr Bean had given him
I know ...tonight Teddy can sleep on the couch
But Teddy didnt care ..he just sat there
Mr Bean took his nerve tonic and pills
Soon Mr Bean was dreaming..dreaming Dead Teddy's

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