As I am prone to do, I lower my head and whisper a humble "...'kew" (as in "Than-kew") for your kind words about my writing skills. I am humbled whenever others find my meager efforts worthwhile. My shrink says I have a highly developed inferiority complex, but I don't believe I am that good at it, myself. I think I have a mediocre inferiority complex, at best.

As for my ability to make you cry, let's face it, Draggie-dumplin', everyone here knows that you are such a softie that you cry over having exact change and sob uncontrollably at convenience store grand openings. Of course, that's why we love ya so much - ya know?