Date Posted:18:35:46 07/05/09 Sun
You know you're an Alabaman if ...
1) You own all the components on soap on a rope except the soap.
2) You were taught to put your underpants on yellow in front, brown behind.
3) Birds are attracted to your beard.
4) Your house has wheels and your car doesn't.
5) Your pocket knife has ever been referred to as "Exhibit A."
6) When a sign that reads "Say No to Crack!" reminds you to pull up your pants.
7) Your bathroom deodorizer is a box of matches.
8) You own a homemade fur coat.
9) The same pair of boots has been in your family for five generations, and they're only 30 years old.
10) There's a wasps' nest in your living room.
