Date Posted:18:17:30 07/24/09 Fri
The world's biggest lies ...
1) I never inhaled.
2) If it will make you happy, it will make me happy.
3) It's supposed to make that noise.
4) Your hair looks just fine.
5) One size fits all.
6) I'm only having a quick half.
7) Your insurance policy covers you for full replacement value.
8) You're lucky - this is the last one in stock.
9) It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
10) Sure, I've had an AIDS test.