Date Posted:18:10:08 07/24/09 Fri
The world's biggest lies ...
1) Eat this, you'll like it.
2) Its only previous owner was a little old lady who just drove it to the shops.
3) My wife doesn't understand me.
4) You don't look a day over 40.
5) Don't worry, madam, we'll be with you first thing in the morning.
6) We've had a lot of interest in this property.
7) Of course I love you.
8) You don't need it in writing - you have my word.
9) I'll call you later.
10) It's only a cold sore.
Date Posted:21:08:48 07/30/09 Thu
Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A. The Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
