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Date Posted: Mon, March 20 2017, 5:32:06
Author: LisaW
Subject: QOTD for Monday, March 20, 2017

The following quote is from Written in My Own Heart's Blood by Diana Gabaldon, Ch 63 "AN ALTERNATE USE FOR A PENIS SYRINGE", Copyright 2014 by Diana Gabaldon All Rights Reserved.

   " "What are you going to do wi' that, Grannie?" he asked, curious. I'd set
the oozing chunk of comb in a clean pottery dish and was again employing the useful penis syringe--carefully sterilized with alcohol--to suck up honey,
being careful to avoid bits of wax and noticeable pollen grains. Having been
designed for irrigation rather than puncture, the syringe had a blunt, smoothly
tapered tip: just the thing for dribbling honey into someone's eye.
   "I'm going to lubricate his lordship's bad eye," I said. "Fergus, will you
come and steady his lordship's head, please? Put your hand on his forehead.
And, Germain, you'll hold his eyelids open."
   "I can keep still," John said irritably.
   "Be quiet," I said briefly, and sat down on the stool beside him. "No one
can keep still while having things poked into their eye." "

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[> Ack! -- LadyDuBois, Mon, March 20 2017, 6:19:41

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[> Still shocked at how much damage Jamie did to John. On another note, Claire has certainly gotten a lot of mileage out of her penis syringe! LOL! -- Lady Linda, Mon, March 20 2017, 7:19:54

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[> Hahaha... interesting use for a penis syringe! -- Piper-Mom, Mon, March 20 2017, 11:46:02

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[> So would using a penis syringe to irrigate the eye render the patient cock-eyed??? (ducking and running) -- DianaH, Mon, March 20 2017, 13:16:03

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[> [> ROFL!!! I think it would! Good one 🤗 -- Kathy in PA, Mon, March 20 2017, 18:10:53

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[> [> Hahahahaha!! -- Piper-Mom, Tue, March 21 2017, 7:10:50

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[> [> Hahahahaha! Good one DianaH! Cockeyed indeed. -- Marcie, Wed, March 22 2017, 19:45:17

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[> [> :) -- M&M, Thu, March 23 2017, 15:26:28

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