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I Have No Twitter Account !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:53:17 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.8.209)
If someone is Twittering under my name, I don't give a fuck. I don't have a Twitter account, and I don't plan on ever getting one. I just don't give a shit about it. I will continue to be The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, as long as Perry keeps this board up. If he pulls it down, I suppose that name will die. I have been banned from every other board that I've ever posted on under that name. Every time I try to get back on any of those boards, my attempts are quickly detected and I am blocked from posting. BUZZ has repeatedly banned me when I tried to use different names to get on the BULLSHIT board. I always say something to give myself away, and guess what? I get banned again. Isn't that fun? No. So The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth exists solely on this board. If Perry takes it down, that character is dead.

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Pardon me, but you do have a tendency to lie and speak untruths here. Why should anyone believe you now? (NT) -- And what do you think it says about you that you've been banned everywhere you go? Why ruin your perfect record with this board?, 17:36:36 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
- Your calling me a liar doesn't make me one. Name one time that you've ever told the truth, here. I doubt that you can come up with anything. As for my being banned everywhere, it says nothing negative about me. The people who do it are humorless bastards. Fuck 'Em! Why don't you "ruin your perfect record" and say something intelligent for the first time in your life? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:47:40 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.10.89)
  - I don't need to answer to you. Your record here (and everywhere you've been) speaks for itself. (NT) -- And, once again, here is another example of the type of dialogue that Perry has said will not be condoned or tolerated. I'm sure he's giving you rope right now. Go ahead & do what's expected., 17:51:48 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
    - You seem to be answering every post here. You do have the option to ignore us, if you don't have to answer to us. Sal doesn't have to answer to Robin when he disagrees with her (this was said on the air, by the way) and you don't have to, either. You can keep filibustering anything you want, but the problem is that you're being passive-aggressive and taunting right now. You're not contributing to any topic about the Stern show, what Howard Stern likes (Dancing with the Stars, American Idol) that Whole Truth does--I don't think you have done anything else but deceive and trick and abuse people here. (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:55:26 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
      - I have responded to posts which have responded to something I said. So, what is your excuse for responding here? (NT) -- I assure you, it's to stir up more trouble., 17:59:52 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        I don't like how you are attacking people here again. Please don't use phrases like "I assure you..." like Sal Governale does. He gets enough "pussywhipping" from his wife. So, are you doing your own version of a Tradio phone prank by talking down to Whole Truth? (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:03:55 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        I am not interested in the voices that play in your head. There have been no instances of me attacking anyone. I can use whichever phrases I see fit. (NT) -- You are defending someone is acting abusive and without merit of defense. I would suggest that you are doing so because you are in the same boat as he is., 18:08:35 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        I don't have voices in my head. I just see you replying over and over again. Is this the "bigger and better things" we're talking about for the future of this board? Your telemarketing-speak isn't working, Sal Governal clone. I don't think what I said was that dergatory or offensive. If you regularly listen to the Stern show, you would know what I was talking about. That is your claim to suggest no one is allowed to defend themselves. I'm not even sure you're qualified to practice law on a Howard Stern message board. I don't ever drop industry terms here, and if I do, I have to think about it before I post. You don't seem to do that very well. Anyway, let's discuss the Stern show together. What do you want to talk about? (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:15:34 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        I have no desire to talk to you and I find your attempts at intimidation to be very offensive. (NT) -- As for the remainder of this stringing of text, I'll let Perry review and determine it's merits., 18:18:24 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        I don't work in radio. I did work in radio in promotions, but I didn't like doing that. It was not my cup of tea. It's is its? Can you find Sicily on a map? Do you pronounce the word "villa" like Pancho Villa? Wait, you haven't talked about one facet of the Stern show! And I just did! Well, how are your merits? (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:21:53 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        I don't believe Perry mentioned that conversations need to revolve around the Howard Stern show. This is your rule. The board does not run on your rules. You haven't seemed to adapt to this simple fact. (NT) -- Prior to Spring of this year, you didn't have Sirius and thus were unable to hear Howard. Your interest in talking about Howard only became evident at that time. You also decided that everyone else must talk about Howard. You do not write the board rules., 18:25:45 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        What happens in the past is not the present. I have been listening to Stern since 1991 in Los Angeles. You are now muddling the issue with your own subterfuge, and yet...can you tell me what happened on the Stern show, this week, without going to MarksFriggin.com? I haven't visited that place in days, so my IP will never show up there. Please, tell us why you are a fan of Howard Stern. I wil listen. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:30:09 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        None of this is relevant. You have totally ignored my previous statement. (NT) -- In an effort to move the conversation back to your point, you are not refuting that Perry doesn't care if we talk about Howard. I don't care to talk about Howard to you., 18:32:18 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        This is not a court of law. Your reversal is weak, and you cannot answer questions about the Stern show. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:35:49 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        Answering questions about Howard Stern is not relevant. (NT) -- I do not need to answer anything to you., 18:40:02 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Then go watch Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld and make-believe that HE'S Howard Stern. You're replying to every message. That is suspect. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:42:41 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        This makes absolutely no sense. (NT) -- Nor does saying that my replying to every message is somehow "suspect". What is so "suspect" about this? You, in turn, are also responding to every message of mine., 18:45:57 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Your reply makes no sense as well. Let's call the whole thing off! (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:48:07 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        No, my reply and the question I asked make perfect sense. (NT) -- You simply cannot accept this because you view it as an affront to your massive ego. So, you develop flip ways of countering in order to believe you will be viewed in the best possible light., 18:52:51 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        "Tomato, tomatoe, let's call the whole thing off!" (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:55:16 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        No. I want you to admit there is no rule on this board which states one must talk about Howard Stern. (NT) -- Don't tell me what "should" be. Tell me what IS. Now, admit there is no rule here concerning talking about Howard., 19:57:16 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        what IS (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:01:24 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
    - You answer to FAKEGOD's penis. Open your mouth and get to work. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:55:53 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.10.89)
      - ^^OFFENSIVE MATERIAL^^ (NT) -- Perry, please note, 18:00:37 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Fine, you claim it's offensive, to suit your own Encyclopedia Dramatica ways. I did notice that I was quickly "banhammered" off that board when I tried to contribute to that board. I wonder why? Well, so much for my Adam Carolla, Brookers, Bill Hicks, and Howard Stern edits there. Didn't think I was that much of a nuisance! You work for Girlvinyl over there? Uncyclopedia doesn't like her very much. Was what I just said offensive? (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:06:48 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        You are stirring up trouble by referring to irrelevant references which have no bearing here. Also, you are responding to a post which did not involve you. You are attempting to instigate and gang up with your troubled friend. (NT) -- This is just the type of thing you two do all the time around here. Only, you are usually much more offensive. You're putting on an act right now for Perry's sake., 18:11:37 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Is that you, Sal? By the way, did you know that the least intelligent you are, the more you can't escape the way you speak from the way you write posts here? I forgot what that term meant...going to UCLA studying English was so, so long ago. I think it's in more in the School of Linguistics there. Telemarketers like you, don't fool me. That's because @GOD@ was one as well. Good luck with your Sal Governale prose. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:18:26 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        This is another example of an abusive posting. My name is not Sal. The poster is attributing traits of someone elses character which do not exist with me. He does this all the time to many posters. (NT) -- I don't believe attacks on my intelligence would please the board administrators or Perry White., 18:20:50 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Well, whatever you're doing, you're sounding like Sal Governale. It's like he wanted to drop the bomb on Hiroshima again, just like you would. Okay, I'll stop, if you stop haranguing Whole Truth. Oh, but you won't do that, will you? (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:23:50 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        I don't believe I have been "haranguing" Whole Truth. I also do not believe it is your place to be defending him. I believe this is part of your "ganging-up" mentality. It is practiced on other message boards, but I don't believe this is what Perry wants. (NT) -- I believe he asked that asked we act as adults. I don't think you continuing to say that I "sound like Sal" is very adultlike., 18:28:32 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        I don't know what Anonymous wants, I don't know what Encyclopedia Dramatica wants, I don't even know what YouTube wants. I just hear you attacking Whole Truth all day. That's all. Is it right? Did the Anonymous come before the Dramatica? Who knows? I don't know. This is a Stern show message board. You think I vettted you? I've been vetted in real life, even with this, well what I'm calling, the IMAGINARY friend, The Little Red Notebook. Why should anybody promote it on my behalf, without my approval? Net neutrality? DMCA? Don't know, you're more in show business than I am. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:34:41 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        I'm sorry, but none of this makes any sense to me nor is it pertinent to this conversation. It's beginning to appear that you have nothing more to add nor can you refute what I've said. Thus, you've resorted to an illogical representation of "words" that have no semblance of reason. (NT) -- I'm not sure what else to say. I don't expect any more responses from you and I won't ask for one., 18:38:37 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        You're just being irritating. I have had enough with your ridicule. Stop threatening people like you want the pwn the entire universe with your "banhammer." We get it, you're more relevant than Howard Stern. You're better than him. I just don't notice why, that's all. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:44:41 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        It is hardly "ridicule" to ask that you respond in a sensible manner. And you have perceived a threat where one does not exist. And, once again, you are making broadbased assumptions without any clarification or use of factual evidence. (NT) -- If you are irritated, it may be due to your failure to come to terms with the things I've said. Instead of listening, understanding and taking heed, you will reject things simply because they are an affront to your ego., 18:51:03 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        How's that law school going with you? Are you able to defend why your IP address and your attacks on posters while deliberately not talking about the Stern show, makes you suspect? "Do you love me? . . . . Do you love me..." Oh yeah, that's the part of the Stern show as well. I'm sorry you are unable to talk about it, since you claim to be such a big fan of it. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:54:14 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^Note to Perry: I believe this individual has mental health problems. I am not sure if he is dangerous, however, I believe he might caught potential problems in the future for this board.^^ (NT) -- This is just my take. Please take it for what it's worth., 18:57:10 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        You attacked Whole Truth with FAKEGOD, and I will stop replying to your nonesense. I will do an insensible thing and smoke a cigarette now. Have fun with your massive ego taking over every element of my existence. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:58:48 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        This doesn't make any sense. I did nothing of the sort, nor do I understand what you're insinuating. (NT) -- I believe this may be part of the mental health difficulty., 19:01:11 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Yes, yours. (NT) -- @GOD@, 19:08:09 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        I am not the obsessive-compulsive who insists on getting the last post every thread he posts upon. (NT) -- This would be you. And, only a very small part of your mental health imbalance., 19:54:22 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Yes. (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:00:05 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        OFFENSIVE RECTUM! TOILET PAPER PLEASE NOTE! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:19:40 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.10.89)
        
        (laughs) That was really funny. Couldn't help but laugh about that. (NT) -- @GOD@, 19:09:26 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        Thank you, @GOD@! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:14:54 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.8.30)
Interesting, U2 Glasses claims that he's killing me with logic -- Sarah Palin soccer mom logic. U2 Glasses must be ashamed of being unable to discuss the Stern show at any length, with anyone here. It's not really a red flag. It's just shameful. (NT) -- @GOD@, 19:49:48 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
- I see no shame is this. Why would anyone have shame for not wanting to discuss Howard? (NT) -- Simply because you've make him a lifelong obsession doesn't mean others need to., 20:01:18 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
  - Because people like you have no character, integrity, or trustworthiness? (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:02:44 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
    - ^^Perry, please take note^^ (NT) -- ., 20:04:52 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
      - You can cease with the hash marks to exert dominance over beings. No integirty, always attacking Whole Truth, stuck in your room posting to someone you've never met in real life. That's the internets warrior you are. (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:07:44 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)

Will Howard Stern Return to Terrestrial Radio? -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 13:30:18 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)

For some time, Howard Stern has said on the air that he would like to retire from radio in a year from now. He wants to retire, due to his frustration of the radio broadcasting industry. He has also complained about how Sirius Radio is doing their business, and how some newly-hired celebrities do not seem to be keeping up their end. Howard has also said on the air that he does not want to return to terrestrial radio and have further battles with the FCC and other opponents of his show. He may completely retire from radio.

People have said that during the time close to renegotiating his contract, he always complains on-air, and just like before, returns to work. Will he enter other ventures into remaking Porky's and other projects with a lot more time to concentrate on them after retiring from radio? I am not sure what the verdict is with that, however, I personally see his tenure at Sirius as a start-up Amazon.com entertprise, a website ridiculed for many things, until it became a market leader, which took many years to build. Maybe Howard wants to keep developing the future of satellite radio. Are there any avenues that Howard Stern may enter in the next few years?

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Well, it seems that @SOMEONE@ has been a BAD BOY. Happy to see that Perry scolded you. It seems he's noticed what we've known around here for years. You and Toothie are the biggest troublemakers around here. But it's nice to see you're spending your probation period talking about Howard for a change. (NT) -- As for the Whole Doofus, just yapping about how Artie Rules! and conjuring up stupid things to attribute to him shouldn't count. I want to hear Wholsie actually talk about what Artie did on the show (on any given day). Let's see if he can handle that simple assignment., 14:09:11 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
- I have admitted my wrongdoing, and it's up to those who decide if the board remains open or not. Instead of chasing people off this board by calling people names, I think you should remain civil as well, even when posters like to act like the dominant players in a Tradio prank phone call. Do you think Perry White approves of your behavior, like this post you just wrote? Does he allow you to be this belligerent and abusive and condescending because you're his friend? Or do you believe that acting like Howard Stern to everybody is in spirit of the Stern show? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:35:05 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
  - You just changed your post with the edit feature. Here is the original post in which you are accusatory & beligerent with me: Do you think Perry White approves of your behavior, like this post you just wrote? Does he allow you to be this belligerent and abusive and condescending because you're his friend? Or do you believe that acting like Howard Stern to everybody is in spirit of the Stern show? (NT) -- I don't like this tone one bit. Accusing Perry of being my "friend"? That's a direct shot at HIM. I also think Perry should be aware that you intend to continue your ways & simply edit when you feel it's necessary. You are just trying to cause conflict here and I, for one, am tired of it!, 15:46:21 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
    - No, it's not a "shot" at Perry White or any moderator who watches this message board. I did not mean to have it interpreted that way, besides, I don't mind if anybody is friends with any moderators. Happens at Stern Fan Network all the time. Not a big deal. I can only make suggestions about this board, and I would like to keep things civil. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:52:58 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
- WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SMELLY TWAT, U2 GLASSES? YOU ARE THE TROUBLEMAKER. NO ONE STARTS SHIT AROUND HERE EXCEPT FOR YOU AND YOUR BOYFRIEND, FAKEGOD. YOU TWO PRICKS HAVE TAKEN OVER FROM TSFFR AND FOOL FINDER. FUCK OFF, PRICK DISEASE! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:44:38 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.8.209)
  - There you go again. Trying to stir up trouble any way you can. This is exactly what Perry was talking about. You create conflict. And, as Perry so eloquently noted, your ban was not removed because of your perceived value to this board. It was because he was tired of disciplining you. You need to stop lying about everything and shape up. Or ship out. (NT) -- I would like to call Perry's attention to the post above. We simply cannot have a civilized board with this type of person aboard., 16:58:01 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
    - STUFF IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, MORON! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:22:47 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.10.89)
      - ^^Perry, this is the kind of offensive garbage we get from him ALL THE TIME.^^ (NT) -- Obviously, it is your choice who to banhammer here, but this individual is constantly causing conflict to attract attention. He's a real provocateur., 17:29:43 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Turnaround is fair play? Your reversal is sophomoric. It's almost as amusing as Sal Governale trying to get his point across to anybody that he doesn't need to know how to read a map of the world. Isn't "banhammer" an Encyclopedia Dramatica term? It is. I don't blame Whole Truth for being exasperated with you. You deflect and filibuster and drop red herrings all over the place, thinking that I and Whole Truth don't see behind your ruse. Most of all, you haven't talked about The Howard Stern Show today. All you did was "pwn" or abuse people. That should be noted by moderators. By the way, I don't have anymore emails with "smallbearhumor" on them. Good luck with your scam, and continue discussing the Stern show with us. (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:48:06 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        Thanks, @GOD@! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:52:48 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.10.89)
        
        You're very welcome, Whole Truth. Always willing to help. (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:58:03 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^As you can see, they gang up and congratulate each other over their troublemaking all the time here.^^ (NT) -- They are always creating conflict and refuse to act like adults., 18:13:27 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        I don't see anything wrong with that. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:25:43 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^Perry, please take note^^ (NT) -- ., 18:30:06 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        What kind of post is this? I thought you were done filibustering me with posts, like they are bees ready to sting me. You take note of your own abusive ways. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:46:53 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        This is not a filibuster. I'm not sure if you under the proper definition of the word. (NT) -- This is hardly abusive. It was simply a note to Perry. There was no reason for you to respond to this, so why did you?, 18:55:04 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        I'm going to go on Encyclopedia Dramatica and add to some posts about TheWineKone, TheHill88, and ATVACUUM. Who's with me? Come join us! We cannot talk about Stern here. We can over there! (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:57:17 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        You are free to go where you want. (NT) -- Nothing is holding you here., 18:59:26 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Thank you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 19:11:30 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        Is it possible for you to NOT have a last post or is it a form of OCD for you? (NT) -- You don't have to say yes or no. All you need to do is answer and I'll have MY answer., 19:59:40 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Can your ego be measured at Defcon 5? (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:04:49 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        I have my answer. The board has it's answer. (NT) -- It's obvious this gentleman has a form of OCD. Perry, do you realize what it's like to post on a message board with a person with this type of affliction?, 20:06:44 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Why are you calling out to "Perry?" Are you pulling a Hi-Pitch Erik threat of death here? (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:09:09 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        TATTLE-TALE, ASSHOLE! WHAT A CUNT YOU ARE! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:50:00 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.10.89)
        
        ^^Perry, the above examples are reasons we cannot have a civilized dialogue around here. IP #71 has been largely putting on an act for your behalf today. However, he is often the worst offender. The Whole Truth consistantly refuses to act in a civilized manner. It's why he's been banned from so many boards.^^ (NT) -- I believe this board would operate much less dysfunctionally without the antics of these two troublemakers. Thank you., 17:57:49 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Good, that's settled. Do you think that Sal and Richard should have more air time on the Stern show, or J.D. and Ronnie, or Joey Boots and Hi-Pitch. I do notice that the Stern show brings in people in pairs, often to air grievances, often to great comic effect. No, you're keeping a tally sheet of how many people you've conquered like an internet warrior. Anyway, just want to tell you that. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:01:49 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        None of what you said is pertinent to the conversation. Why would you ask me about this? Did I show an interest in this topic? (NT) -- Also, I don't know what you're talking about re: "conquering like an internet warrior"., 18:15:37 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Here is what is pertinent. You have nothing to contribute to a conversation about Howard Stern. Not one feature or element or Howard Stern current event from you. That is a red flag to all moderators. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:27:36 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        I don't care to have a conversation with you about Howard Stern. I don't believe you have anything to offer that would interest me. (NT) -- Furthermore, it would only be a "red flag" if there was a rule that we MUST talk about Howard Stern here. There is not. This is a rule you've concocted. You do not own this board., 18:34:37 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        I think this is a Howard Stern board. This place IS called The Howard Stern Underground Message Board, one of the first ones that became famous. That is, until Sarah Palin took over radio and television. Owning a board, like you speak for them, does not mean attacking and scaring and slandering Whole Truth with everything you've got. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:41:18 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        I don't see the connection in anything you're saying. Do you even know what you're saying? (NT) -- The point is simple. You do NOT have to discuss Howard Stern to participate on this board. You do not make the rules., 19:03:01 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Okay, can we talk about the show FRIENDS, A-Rod and Kate, and things like that? (NT) -- @GOD@, 19:13:02 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        I don't care what you talk about. (NT) -- So long as it's not with me., 20:03:16 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Why? Are you the only game in town? (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:05:57 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Very Good, @NumbNuggets@! And you did it without a single editing. Bet you're just itching to go all spastic, tho'. Mental case, you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 15:25:44 11/20/09 Fri (68.41.176.116)
- I don't want to be called any more names, even when you're playing around like the Howard Stern Show does. Are you allowed to be like this all the time when the moderator was around more often? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:36:56 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
  - Nobody cares what you want. Nobody ever did. Nobody ever will. Pussy. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:41:33 11/20/09 Fri (68.41.176.116)
    - Well, I don't control what you post here. I just find it disappointing that you like to disrupt others, just as TSFFR and Angus and the rest of the people that are your Chicago friends (and I hope I'm guessing the right city most of these "pals" of yours are from, working in some form of radio) have to spam Opie and Anthony posts written by others, without any discussion. It's very disappointing. Have you ever thought that Howard Stern himself would go on-air to suggest that he wishes aggressive, vitriolic message boards like Stern Fan Network should take it easy on the insults? He has done this, and the webmaster Mutt has a good radio show on Howard 101 on Sirius Radio. Times do change. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:50:19 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
      - So after so many years of posting hate, *you're* suddenly disappointed. Cry @GOD@ a river, @Cuts@. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:57:53 11/20/09 Fri (68.41.176.116)
      - Now, he's channeling Howard Stern! He thinks he's actually talking for Howard! What an ego! (NT) -- Well, I'm not certain what everyone else thinks, but I seriously doubt SBH has learned any lesson in what Perry has so kindly posted. It seems he's thwarting his efforts & trying to represent him now (AS IF!) But, I'm certain Perry can see he's just fanning the flames. Just like he always does., 15:58:05 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        And @PushFace@ won't fight because he keeps getting his ass handed back to him on a goddamn plate. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:04:24 11/20/09 Fri (68.41.176.116)
        I listen to the Stern show every day on Sirius, and Howard Stern has discussed Stern Fan Network on the air. I'm not his friend and I'm not channeling him. I am merely a fan of the show. I will go eat lunch now. Have fun on this yard during your recess hour. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:05:10 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        So, now we're SCHOOL CHILDREN? (NT) -- I don't know how much more of this I want to take., 16:15:54 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        You do know that he has a "special interest" in school children, right? LOL (NT) -- -, 17:39:30 11/20/09 Fri (205.188.117.8)
        
        Do you think we should continue saying or suggesting pedophile humor? I thought we were going to play by the moderator's rules. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:11:04 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        Passive-aggressive pantload. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:19:09 11/20/09 Fri (68.41.176.116)
        
        Transferring your actions to others is your form of passive-aggressive behavior. You must hear that term often about yourself. Do you think Howard Stern should leave Sirius Radio? Do you think he should work at the same company as Mancow Mueller? Should he do streaming podcasts like Steve Dahl? (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:52:17 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
I don't believe in fighting anyone here anymore. Does anybody think that Howard will leave Sirius, and if he does, what would he do? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:32:19 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
No more fighting for the @Dope@. It just doesn't pay off in the long run, I suppose. What A Self-Serving Pussy! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:38:47 11/20/09 Fri (68.41.176.116)
- I have no idea if Perry White prefers your brand of horseplay on this board. I know this exists at Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan and other boards like that, but that doesn't mean it should be a policy to bash me with taunts and profane language. I was guilty of that for years, and I tire of it now. I don't pretend to act like Howard Stern and his show anymore by posting here. You can remain skeptical all you want, but things have to change. This board has a history with the Stern show, and perhaps more civil discussions are necessary to keep the board open. If you want to hack into peoples' accounts and intimidate others online, go to Encyclopedia Dramatica for that. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:45:46 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
  - You are acting like this is YOUR board and YOU call the shots here. If I were Perry, I would BAN you for being so brazen! (NT) -- This is a moral outrage! Who gave HIM the administrator's keys? He is asked to stop the conflict and behave like an adult AND THIS IS HOW HE ACTS?, 15:50:31 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
  - Amazing! You just can't shut the fuck up. Yes, keep fighting, dippy. Keep fighting, and drinking, and squirting your semen out the fucking window. Asswiper. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@),, 15:52:14 11/20/09 Fri (68.41.176.116)
    - You're both right. I don't own this board, and the board is allowed to stay open or shut down on its own accord. That's not the point. I will cease discussion on this matter. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:55:26 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
      - Good. Shut up. Now go back on your word, as usual, and continue fighting. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:00:37 11/20/09 Fri (68.41.176.116)
      - Now, THAT'S better. (NT) -- 68, would you agree?, 16:00:52 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        The both of you are still being abusive. I would prefer that you would be more courteous, instead of feeling aggressive and bulletproof. I'm going to eat lunch now. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:07:46 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        You're now our dog, dickie. What color collar would you like? Speak, Boy, Speak! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:10:47 11/20/09 Fri (68.41.176.116)
        I don't believe this is the case at all. WE are trying to avoid conflict here. (NT) -- And, please...don't choke on your lunch. It does happen, you know., 16:14:37 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        It's a start, but it's also a long road. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:07:49 11/20/09 Fri (68.41.176.116)
        
        I agree. I wonder if Perry would like it if we send him a monthly progress report on the two provocateurs? (NT) -- Since I'm sure Perry doesn't want to deal with this, we could always volunteer our time and efforts. Just to show we're team players., 16:12:05 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Good thinking. If the @Pussy@ can cry to Perry like a little girl, sending in reports is the least we could do. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:16:03 11/20/09 Fri (68.41.176.116)
        Be my guest. You'll be the best team players since Sal and Richard of the Stern show. (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:50:12 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
I don't think my post was answered about the question whether Howard Stern will stay at Sirius or not. I'm going to go eat lunch now. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:03:12 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
- Shaddap, And Eat You Alpo, Boy! Good Boy. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:12:27 11/20/09 Fri (68.41.176.116)
  - I thought we were going to stop with the name-calling? (NT) -- @GOD@, 19:10:23 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)

Howard Stern and Hollywood -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 13:04:34 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)

I always wished that Howard Stern could make another movie like "Private Parts" which I think is a very underrated film, and does showcase Howard Stern's incredible acting chops. He always downplays his talents, and his ability to always have great showcases for his crew, whether it's on his radio show, HowardTV, or his Howard Stern E! telecasts, which were always my personal favorite. I wonder whether he will create another film, or another Son of the Beach. He has a HowardTV website, and even has a Twitter page. But I do miss his appearance on film.

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Open Letter to The Underground Board: 75.81.104.66 and his many sockpuppets do abuse and harass people here. Not only that, he likes to borrow identities and slander them in first to third person, such as opening a Twitter account while borrowing their name, and referencing messages from this board to their Twitter page. Anyway, this is what 75.81.104.66 and his gang of cyberbullies are violating here. One strategy would be to ignore this harassment, but I don't think that's a good idea since this same gang plants viruses and bugs on this board once in a while. Basically he takes posts here and paraphrases them on this Twitter account, to ridicule others, and follows me around sometimes to other message boards like SFN with insults. Here are some examples below, that I did not personally create. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 12:02:37 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)

These posts were created by a Twitter account misrepresenting/impersonating "GOD" or Small_Bear_Humor:

SmallBearHumor:
I hope he's listening. If not, I might have to send him an e-mail telling him what a jerk he is. This is war, Perry! You've pissed me off!
4 minutes ago from web

My hands are tied at the fucking board. But, Perry is going to hear my bile here! If it weren't for Whole & myself, there would be no board!
5 minutes ago from web

I hate Perry White! He is the reason the Underground board has gone downhill. Who the hell does he think he is? Doesn't he know I'm @GOD@?
9 minutes ago from web

SmallBearHumor Twitter Page at https://twitter.com/SmallBearHumor

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Good day, @GOD@. I hope that U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD get their asses slapped good by Voyager and Twitter for their bullshit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:09:41 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.7.218)
- Good afternoon, Whole Truth. I have sent initial emails to Voyager and Twitter about this. Twitter told me to go to DMCA and file a complaint that way--I undersatnd their position, since their Mad Men dummy accounts got in the news, as well as office shakeups. So I am sort of stopped there with the Twitter, and can only hope that harasser trips up in his or her Terms of Agreement. So I will fight the good fight. Artie is the great one! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 12:21:59 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
  - Good afternoon, @GOD@. Those two turds will trip themselves up in a big way. It's their nature to fuck it up for themselves. They are as stupid as shit on a sidewalk. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:34:17 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.8.209)
    - ^^OFFENSIVE MATERIAL^^ (NT) -- Perry, please note., 17:46:09 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
      - To suit your internets abuse needs? I won't even bother pointing out your posts you've done in the past, because you will never apologize for them, either. Will not apologize, will never talk about the Stern show nor discuss the Stern show, doesn't know what happened this week on Howard Stern, red flags everywhere with you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 18:50:51 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^Perry, this poster is obviously making accusations he cannot prove. In addition he is still trying to write the rules for the board.^^ (NT) -- Can you understand how difficult it is to post here when someone like this attempts to dominate every conversation?, 19:07:32 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Replying to every post? And yet, not one mention of Howard Stern from you. I don't know what drug you're on. You're flying higher than Artie Lange used to do! (NT) -- @GOD@, 19:14:53 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        This is purely hypocritical and factually incorrect. I have not replied to "every post". Furthermore, unlike you, I have only responded to posts in which I have been responded to. I've already explained that I don't HAVE TO mention Howard Stern. What about that do you not understand? Also, I would like to note that you are being abusive again, as well (Perry?) (NT) -- Perry, I understand you are giving these two enough rope to hang themselves., 19:52:52 11/20/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        What I do understand with your phrasing in posts is that you resemble Sal Governale in speech. Doesn't mean that who you are, it only sounds like something he would say. I'm going to watch some Brookers videos on YouTube now, and take down notes. Have a day, as MikeSkehan used to say. (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:12:37 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)

I Will Never Change My Ways !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:40:56 11/19/09 Thu (12.77.9.155)
There is a discussion below between @GOD@ and U2 Glasses about they type of material they will post, as opposed to what they wrote in the past. Essentially, there is talk of changing, or refraining from, saying certain things on this board. It is their right to do whatever they wish in that regard. As for myself, I would like to state, on the record, that I will never change the type of material I post on here. I will refrain from nothing. There is no subject off-limits to me, or how I say it. If I wish to be dirty and abusive, I will do so. Perry White kicked me off the board for that kind of stuff, when I first started posting here. It would usually last a couple of weeks. Then, all of a sudden, the ban would be lifted, and I would post the same abusive shit that got me kicked off, until Perry got tired of it, again, and gave me another two week suspension. It's been years since I've been banned. I believe that Perry learned from that mistake. The board suffered without me. So, it's been full steam ahead ever since. It will stay that way. And, of course, there will be no let up in my talk about Artie. Artie Rules!

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Let me state this as succinctly as possible. I've ALWAYS BEEN an asshole. I AM an asshole. I WILL ALWAYS BE an asshole. And no one will EVER tell me I can't talk about what I'd do to Artie Lange (sexually) if I had the chance! Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:47:44 11/19/09 Thu (75.81.104.66)
- I firmly believe that you are a stupid asshole. You will never get near Artie. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:58:49 11/19/09 Thu (12.77.9.155)
  - ^^Whole gets firm when he thinks of Artie. In fact, Artie is Whole's mental Viagra (NT) -- -, 00:38:20 11/20/09 Fri (205.188.117.8)
    - I don't need Viagra. You need men. It's funny that you bring up Artie. Do you want to admit something? Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:40:31 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.9.155)
    - I still think you are in violation of Terms of Service at your Twitter account. You will be flagged for your infractions and sockpuppets. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 00:41:05 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
- According to someone like Denis Leary, being an "asshole" is a badge of honor. Too bad he stole that idea from Louis CK. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:05:31 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
  - U2 Glasses hasn't responded to you yet because he is beating off to the Levi Johnston spread in Playgirl. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:27:54 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.9.155)
    - He must be sexually repressed to the point that he's going to gush all over Taylor Lautner in the next Twilight movie. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:31:02 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
      - I see him getting arrested in the theater, in full stroke, like Pee Wee Herman. Taylor Lautner is on Jimmy Fallon tonight. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:37:56 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.9.155)
        
        ^^Whole has lots of vivid fantasies like that about dudes. In fact, they're his favorite! (NT) -- -, 00:45:55 11/20/09 Fri (205.188.117.8)
        
        Even when you write a line down, then tell it as a joke onstage, it always bombs. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:46:43 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        No, you're my favorite. I like it when I can stand outside of your cell and laugh at you. Pervert! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:49:30 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.9.155)
        
        ^^Whole Deviant even has prison fantasies! (Maybe one day he'll live it for real. THAT would make his year!) (NT) -- -, 00:51:42 11/20/09 Fri (205.188.117.8)
        
        You'll "live it for real." I will be laughing. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:54:50 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.9.155)
Good evening, Whole Truth. For myself, I want to put limits on my posts, just to see how it goes. I have had the feeling lately of perhaps going over the top at times, and wanting to edit my thoughts. I just think it's time for that, for myself. Maybe in the near future I will be a little more spontaneous and lively, but for now I want to remain civil. I do respect and admire your courage to keep doing what you're doing. And I still think that Artie does rule comedy, and will further rule for many more years. And Howard Rules Too! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 23:54:17 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)
- Good evening, @GOD@. I support your choice. It'll be hard with U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD being constant board pests. Thanks for your encouragement. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:01:36 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.9.155)
  - And I thank you as well for my choice. U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD really need to bang each other hard, since they're a tag team of blobs. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:33:40 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
    - I hope they kill each other. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:42:03 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.9.155)
    - ^^71 and 12 will now each clap their free hand in applause for each other's cleverness. Catch your breath, boys, before you pass out from your (s)exertions -- -, 00:42:30 11/20/09 Fri (205.188.117.8)
      - And why would you and your friends think planting bugs and viruses is cool? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:46:02 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
      - You have no free hand, pervert. You have no unplugged body orifice, either. If your old grandma could only see you now, she'd die. How many penises can you cram into your body, at one time, you sick fuck pillow? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:47:36 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.9.155)
        
        ^^Ooh! Whole is worked up now! He'll have his keyboard sticky in no time (NT) -- -, 00:53:54 11/20/09 Fri (205.188.117.8)
        
        You think really highly of yourself, I see. Don't count on it. You're not my type. You don't have a vagina, you know that thing that makes you sick. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:57:32 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.9.155)
        I bet you spent the whole night "worked up" and "sticky." You're a nasty boy, aren't you? I'm sure that your'e really a nasty, gay boy to give an exact description of your life. You can't deny it, can you? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:11:11 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.7.218)
I'm really proud of this post. I bet Perry White is proud of it, too. I bet he's as tinkled pink by my stand as I am about it. What do you have to say about it, Perry? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:04:38 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.7.218)
- The only reason I am here right now is due to several e-mails I've received recently. I don't watch this board much anymore, as I've gone on to bigger/better things. This board is latch key at this point. I recall banning you several times. The reason I allowed you to continue posting is not because I saw any benefit to it. It is because I got tired of you and this board. And, frankly, right now, I've had it up to here with the antics of you and the gentleman who calls himself "GOD", although he also refers to himself as Small Bear Humor. I haven't decided yet whether this board will exist much past the current year. However, if I continue to receive messages from either you or GOD, I will be forced to ban you from posting. This is not a threat. It is simply a legitimate means of telling you to stop the conflicts. Now, please start acting like adults here as this behavior will not be condoned or tolerated. (NT) -- Perry White- Howard Stern Underground Board, 12:38:42 11/20/09 Fri (208.113.249.107)
  - If you feel you need to close the board, I am fine with that. I will also cease with the previous conflicts that you have stated. However, since you find that this board is not worth maintaining, I will accept what you decide. I would also appreciate it if you also tell the other posters who spam this board as well. In any case, I have enjoyed posting here for a while, and I am sorry that I have caused you any concern. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 12:50:05 11/20/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
  - I have not sent you any mesages or complaints. If you got one in my name, it was from an imposter. I am not the trouble maker here. It is U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD. Their IP #'s begin with 75 and 68, respctively. You don't really want to shut this board down. It would be killing a good thing, a great outlet for internet comedy. If you do shut it down, give us the heads up before you pull the plug. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:40:35 11/20/09 Fri (12.77.8.209)

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