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TRUTH vanquished Doctor Ivan!

  • Unfortunately, The Dodgers lost the National League Pennant. That was frustrating, because as good as the Dodgers' hitting and fielding and baserunning was, their pitching could have been better. Pitching always seems to win games in playoffs. The Dodgers' pitching didn't work out. Hopefully next year the Dodgers will go to The World Series. The Phillies won the National League Pennant, and the Yankees-Angels playoffs are still going. -- @GOD@, 07:08:01 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
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  • Soupy Found Dead In Bronx Hospital! -- @GOD@, 06:00:59 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)


    A Cream Pie Up Max Brown's Filthy Rectum!

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  • Soupy Sales dies at 83 -- @GOD@, 05:59:41 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
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  • Check out the link that @FAKE STERN FAN@ has been using. He doesn't listen to the show at all, he just reads a summary and pretends to others that he did. Sirius: He never had it, and he never will -- -, 00:57:49 10/23/09 Fri (205.188.117.8)
    http://www.marksfriggin.com/index2.htm

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  • Bears Eat Raw Fish Alive !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:11:00 10/22/09 Thu (12.65.156.116)
    How did the words bear and cub get linked to gays? Artie looks like a bear. He's not gay. So, is the bear and cub link with gays a mistaken comparison? Artie Rules!

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  • January 9, 2006 is the day that Howard Stern aired his first Sirius Radio show. That's 1-9-06. The first page of the January Jones article in GQ Magazine is page 160, or noted as "Nov / 160." November is 9, which leaves 9-1-6-0, but if you keep the digits, it can be rearranged as 1/9/06, which is the day of Howard's first Sirius show. As of this moment, @GOD@ is plotting a move to get out of Los Angeles before the night weasels get me. I don't like numerology too much. However, I will still watch MAD MEN and listen to The Howard Stern Show. Now I must bury the memory of that urban legend, The Little Red Notebook, and go about my day. -- @GOD@, 19:09:52 10/22/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)
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  • SUCKIN THE DEVIL'S DICK -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:20:59 10/22/09 Thu (209.234.180.60)
    Im sucking the Devil's Dick!!!!!!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:56:47 10/21/09 Wed (209.234.180.60)
    YUP! Being an angry, closeted homo in a wheelchair, unemployed and my only friend a paranoid nut job has caused me to develop a bad crack addiction. I go 24/7 wanting to smoke my pipe (AKA the Devil's Dick in street lingo yanoahmsayin?) and find myself deep down in southeast DC lookin fo dat rock.











    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK!











    That wasnt my pipe that was my lips on some young lads cock!










    HEY NOW!

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  • Who Is the Bear? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:36:23 10/22/09 Thu (12.65.12.82)
    Who is the cub? These questions apply to FAKEGOD and U2 Glasses. In the gay community, there are contingents of men who call themselves bears and cubs. They are usually hairy, portly men. One man is usually the dominant partner, the bear. The other man is the subservient cub. Where do FAKEGOD and U2 Glasses line up in that order? Do they feel cuddly?

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  • Dick Cheney Atacks Obama !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:34:03 10/22/09 Thu (12.65.12.82)
    He has attacked him several times in recent months. Why? Is he planning to run against him in 2012? Would the Republicans nominate him to run for president?

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  • As of October 22nd, 2009 Sal and Richard are banished to their Room of Doom to write like little monkeys. After committing their own form of payola and plugola, Sal and Richard have closed their door to the rest of the Stern offices. These two fat gay goons deserve limited air time on the Stern show. Someday, Sal is going to be punished for fraternizing with YouTube Starlets, thus directly affecting @GOD@'s life again. Because to some, only Sal and Richard deserve to screw with @GOD@, and not @GOD@ setting Sal and Richard on fire. In other news, January Jones is a drunk skunk, and FAKEGOD (68.40.67.35) is to blame. -- @GOD@, 15:29:54 10/22/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    (68.40.67.35)
    You're one sick prick, you genocidal pantload. What the fuck do have you against the Japanese? Have your Sony buttplugs stopped working immediately after the warranty ran out? DickFace, what's next? You want to invade Mexico, like Cortés, and kill off more Aztecs? Montezuma Revenge For You, Cocksucker! You lowlife, useless puddle of unemployed puke, you. Cockroach, your '83 Celica has been running well for 26 years. Trade it in for a North Korean rickshaw. Racist, you deserve death on the streets of Koreatown. The Los Angeles police are dead wrong. You are *not* drunk enough. Killer! So you finally admit to being some sort of harbinger of doom and gloom. Nobody is suprised. You're already dead, and you strongly wish for everybody to share in your horror. You've been dead for decades. You ugly, jobless soul, you. Somehow, you snapped out of that last coma after the severe beating administered by father. We all thought you were a gonner. It was a sad day in Koreatown when you woke up. Cracker! You're The Biggest Racist In Racistville, Tonight! You Racist, You! Racist! You're The Biggest Cracker In Crackersville, Tonight. You Cracker, You! Hypocrite! What?! No Gravity? What?! No Anchor?! What?! Nothing to hold onto in life? "What Me Worry?", @Alfred E. Neuman@? Fictional Icon CoverBoy, You!

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  • Artie Lange Returns to The Howard Stern Show -- @GOD@, 07:39:27 10/22/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    After being out after a self-described "mini-nervous breakdown," Artie Lange is now back on the show. MAD MEN was still on the air, and no one pulled a 9/11 on Japan yet, because they're not that special and it's Kim Jong Il's call.

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  • The possibilities are endless -- O&A fan, 03:59:46 10/22/09 Thu (69.112.153.109)
    It's funny that my 3 of my best friends out here in California are people that I didnt know, and we became friends for years simply because we found out we both loved Opie and Anthony. We'll hang out, we'll bitch about the stuff we dont like, laugh our asses off at the stuff that was hilarious, and on the whole have a great back and forth about out thoughts on the show and whatever else. As fans. This is what you do as fans of something.

    It's such a shame this board in particular and O&A fans in general are such nasty people, confronational (behind a keyboard, anyway) for absolutely no reason and spiteful whenever the occasion possibly arises. This is why the boys themselves and guys like Jay Mohr deride this "fan board", why the population has dropped off to pretty much the handful of trolls that ruined it and chased practically everyon else away. You basically have it to yourselves now, so congrats. Def a lot of hard and consistent work, I'll give you that much.

    It really breaks my heart there's pretty much no place online that you can share your O&A experiences and just bullshit about the show without getting trashed every second, without getting fucked with for no reason, without getting into some kind of obnoxious online quarrel in the absolute viper's nest that is Wackbag, the only fansite I know of for the show, unfortunately.

    I gave the board another shot after a loooong break, and Im sad to say it's the same or worse as it's ever been. So keep up the good work, fellas. I'll stick to talking to my real friends about the show I guess.

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  • Why Howard Stern is Still Relevant -- @GOD@, 02:10:06 10/22/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    FAKEGOD and U2 Glasses are tools that The Howard Stern Show should ridicule and humiliate every single day of the year. It doesn't seem right that Stern Fan Network is filled with wannabe Howard 101 radio hosts who suck dick. It is only through the support of people like The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth that keeps Howard Stern alive on the airwaves. Howard Stern still has the funniest show, radio or TV or anywhere else. It's just better. I listen to the show every day, and I like it. It is fun, and funny. It deserves a Nobel Peace Prize more than Barack Obama does. Why did Obama appoint those Mad Men throwbacks Geithner and Summers to advise our financial sector? Worse of all, Benjy Bronk is the cousin of Rahm Emanuel, Chief of Staff. In my view, both Democrats and Republicans have tried to bring down Stern for years. It is time to regenerate the revolution, and to wrest it from the control of dirty little whores. And we all know what @GOD@ is good at, right? I run over dirty little whores like a full-scale advertising campaign, until they're all fucking dead. This should be a goal of The Howard Stern Show.

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  • What Is Artie's Future? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:38:05 10/21/09 Wed (12.65.48.218)
    If Steve Jobs took my idea and formed a partnership with Howard, it would be great. It would be a marriage between two communications giants. What happens to Artie in this marriage? Does Steve Jobs adopt him? Artie Rules!

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  • This post below is written by a Stern show troll. I give permission to The Howard Stern Show to ridicule this troll indefinitely. -- @GOD@, 19:27:57 10/21/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

    "You stupid @FUCKTARD@, why did you even bother to reply to it then? Just goes to show that you are only an @attention whore@. And you go Oedipal on your mommy too. Now you see why im smokin da rock!!"

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  • Im sucking the Devil's Dick!!!!!!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:56:47 10/21/09 Wed (209.234.180.60)
    YUP! Being an angry, closeted homo in a wheelchair, unemployed and my only friend a paranoid nut job has caused me to develop a bad crack addiction. I go 24/7 wanting to smoke my pipe (AKA the Devil's Dick in street lingo yanoahmsayin?) and find myself deep down in southeast DC lookin fo dat rock.











    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK!











    That wasnt my pipe that was my lips on some young lads cock!










    HEY NOW!

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  • Should Howard Work With Steve Jobs And Drop Mel? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:21:16 10/21/09 Wed (12.64.146.219)
    Would it be a case of going with a winner and dumping a loser?

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  • Folks? Is @36DD@ now worthy of a thorough finger-fucking, by Stern, after his bizarre breast augmentation? He currently cowers from East Coast hitmen (for some screwy reason), so @GOD@ is inclined to agree that a ridiculous surgical procedure was the best avenue of approach to take, in order to throw bloodthirsty assassins off his trail. Maybe Max will do him after he applies some decent looking make-up. And maybe afterwards, Max will then feed the dickhead a bowl of tasty looking Alpo, as well. -- @GOD@, 13:06:11 10/21/09 Wed (68.40.67.35)
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  • @GOD@ and The January Jones GQ Article, Where @GOD@ Runs Away Like Osama bin Ladin -- @GOD@, 04:40:09 10/21/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

    Hello, Howard Stern Show.

    @GOD@ was reading the January Jones article in GQ Magazine, and now things have changed. @GOD@ is in fear of his life, and I have to get the fuck out of Los Angeles now.

    This is not a mini-nervous breakdown Artie suffered the other day. It is something like the Unabomber realizing that his shack in the woods was discovered by the FBI. Well, @GOD@ is on the run again, because of a harmless little puff piece article on January Jones.

    What I will do now is eat my chili fries and drink Red Oval Classic Lager from the can. And the joke is on me. It's not the first nor the last time. Once again, I have become a page number in the urban legend landscape of Los Angeles, a place where I am on the run now. I'm sure January is a very nice woman, and @GOD@ is flattered and honored. However, Matt Weiner can go fuck himself.

    How are you doing, Artie? This is not fun. Can you imagine years of this shit happening to me? There got to be something funny in this. I know that Howard understands what's going on. Hi there, Howard.

    Now that I've given my bitches Sal, Richard, J,D, Gange, and the rest more ammo, do what you do. But I'd prefer Howard, Fred, and Atie to get in on this.

    If said parties from Hollywood have any questions concerning @GOD@, call Baba Booey's hot line, or call 1-888-9-ASSHOLE. The least you can do is have fun with @GOD@ and his little pains.

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  • Jimmy norton on Jay Leno Oct 21, 2009 -- O&A fan, 23:24:41 10/20/09 Tue (212.96.165.178)

    Jimmy is to be on Jay Leno on October 21, 2009.

    NBC 10/9c pm

    The Jay Leno Show


    http://twitter.com/NBCjay
    if you have twitter, please tweet to this twitter on Jimmy's performance. ty

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  • A Tale Of Two Companies !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:32:16 10/20/09 Tue (12.64.72.27)
    Apple closed at over $198.00 a share today. Sirius XM is hovering around .59, give or take a penny on any given day. Which company would you bank on with your money? Where will Howard Stern be after 2010? Will he still be working for a compnay that has had a stock price well below a dollar for more than a year? I think the answer is obvious, don't you?

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  • Is Sgt. Carter Losing His Stripes? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:38:35 10/20/09 Tue (12.65.48.111)
    Redskins coach Jim Zorn has had his ability to call plays removed. He's still the coach. Has he had his nuts clipped?

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  • Some TV Reruns Never Get Tiresome !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:26:31 10/20/09 Tue (12.65.162.54)
    I just turned on my TV, and what do I see? Linsay Lohan's Shocking Moments on VH1. I've seen it before, but I never get tired of it. It goes into all the speculation about the different things in her life, the hair color changes and her general coolness. I love Lindsay.

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  • Will The Board's Lonely And Bitter Fruitcake, @PumpkinHead@, Celebrate Halloween This Year? -- @GOD@, 13:27:32 10/20/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)

    Will he dress up like some spooky Stern show character, equipped with a dusty copy of the the Little Red Notebook in hand?

    Like a Soupy Sales retard with his dick on fire, will he show up to the door costumed like a gigantic penis, squirting children in the face with a seltzer bottle full of Red Bull and ammonia?

    Maybe the dope plans to greet little Halloween beggers while posing as a buxomy chippy. @36DD@ will get a shitload of compliments from all the kiddies disguised as Tom Cruise.

    It's difficult to say what the unemployed turd will do this October 31st. As usual, he'll probably just dream of tossing Fred Norris out to the curb, while jerking his schtick all over Howard's control panel.

    Ah, if Fred is gone, maybe Stern should seriously consider outsourcing comedy material from abroad.

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  • Will The Obama Presidency Be Judged On Four Years Of Failure Or Eight Years Of Success? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:50:28 10/20/09 Tue (12.65.222.187)
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  • Artie Lange is going through a tough time in his life right now. I just wonder if he's aware of The Little Red Notebook, and what it became in the world. I tend to look at life as higher standards to reach, something to accomplish, because it does distract me from my real life of pain and drudgery. I'm beginning to find out that worrying about myself and my fears and feelings should be sorted out. I wish I could tell you how The Little Red Notebook ruined my life, but the revolution will not be televised, and it wasn't at all. I had to find out the hard way what the Notebook was all about. And now I'm here. It's a horrible existence. Creating The Little Red Notebook outside the dreaded confines and chaos of show business was my greatest accomplishment. I'm not sure what this has to do with helping Artie, but it's worth a try. -- @GOD@, 05:44:45 10/20/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
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  • @GOB@ you cocksucker! You trying to out poof me? I can swish more than you any day of the week. I challenge you to a FAG OFF! May the best shit dick win!!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth (12.64.114.46), 00:54:56 10/20/09 Tue (12.71.92.89)
    Besides I have had more lads in my ass than you.


















    And I EAT FUCK...

















    FUCK FROM DUDES!!!

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  • I Am Worried About Artie !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:41:19 10/19/09 Mon (12.64.114.46)
    @GOD@ says that Artie has not been showing up to the show. Is he in some sort of trouble? I hope things are fine in Artie's life. If he is in a bad spot in his life, I hope that he has people to help and comfort him in his time of need. Artie Rules!

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  • I know why Artie Lange is suspected of being absent from the Stern show recently. It's because of 75.81.104.66 and 68.41.193.63 and 205.188.117.8 and the rest of that gang of dirtbags. It's them that's keeping Artie Lange away. Howard, himself under fire for marrying Heather Mills, a fast-spiraling psyche, and a failing venture at Sirius XM, along with all the White Power losers he hired, isn't in any condition to help Artie. However, there is something keeping Artie down. It's suspected to be clinical depression, no thanks to Howard Stern and his TM ways to help him. People must support Artie in his hour of need. Send him emails, letters, gifts, flowers. Howard's not going to do that. Artie Lange is a integral part of the Stern show, and people like The 75 Gang are a bunch of Scientologists. Wake up, Artie! -- @GOD@, 23:19:06 10/19/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
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  • Adam Lambert Kissed A Girl !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:51:37 10/19/09 Mon (12.65.18.96)
    He kissed a hot model for a Details photo shoot. I saw it on Entertainment Tonight. I wonder if the kiss gave him the idea that he might be missing something.

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  • Fuck you Stuttering John! I don't need you. I don't need Jay Leno, don't need Seinfeld, however I would not mind going fishing with Garry Shandling. Howard now hates Stuttering John. Thanks, asshole! Is that live in Kool-Aid Calabasas working out for you, fat failed musician fuck? -- @GOD@, 18:57:11 10/19/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
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  • 75.81.104.66 and 216.84.35.66 (WACK PACK FAGGOTS) are two thug life gay whores who want to destroy the Stern show. That's because when you say FUCK ME IN THE ASS, they really want to fuck you in the ass. WACK PACK FAGGOTS! -- @GOD@, 18:49:27 10/19/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
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  • MY FRIENDS CALL ME FAGGOT! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth (QUEER), 18:40:55 10/19/09 Mon (216.84.35.66)
    and so do my enemies yanoahmsayin?

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  • FUCK ME IN THE ASS, YOU STERN SHOW CELEBRITY! YOU WHIP IT OUT AND FUCK ME BETWEEN THE BUTT CHEEKS. (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:52:18 10/19/09 Mon (71.106.87.62) -- This really says it all., 18:30:51 10/19/09 Mon (75.81.104.66)
    Yep. It really hits the nail on the head.


    Discuss.

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  • What Kind Of Excitement Will We See On Dancing With The Stars Tonight? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:58:07 10/19/09 Mon (12.65.144.33)
    I'm still waiting for Dancing with the Stars' producers to invite Artie on the show as a contstant. Maybe he's a lightfooted big man, like Jackie Gleason. Artie Rules!

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  • Job Openings Now Available! Two in the Metro Detroit area, and one in Marietta, Ohio. -- @GOD@, 10:57:09 10/19/09 Mon (68.40.67.35)

    Three weekend warrior assholes drop dead after running in the Detroit Free Press Marathon.


    Assholes!

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