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  • An addendum to my apology to The Howard Stern Underground Message Board -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 21:57:27 11/19/09 Thu (75.81.104.66)
    Just to assure that you understand my decision to "tone down my comments" is in good faith, I will post some of my responses to others over the past 12 hours. I hope you will see my newfounded gentile approach is more in line with what this great board stands for. I would also like to say that I'm an American patriot with great love for my country, apple pie and baseball. And yes, I do wear a flagpin on my t-shirt.

    Here are some of these comments I have made:

    I called you a nutjob, because some people like you are the same nutjob. Now you're turning into a wild, raging crackwhore. Like I told you a few minutes ago, go eat a truckload of ice cream on your sofa, and watch your reruns of Oprah. Do you not know how to do that? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 17:46:25 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    Yacht? You are nuts. I hope a pirate takes your yacht, and uses you as an S&M sex slave. Deplore this...you're a nitwit. Why don't you go online and download John Mayer tunes? Erstwhile? Are you reading Victorian novels? Idiot. You are talentless. My simple wish is that Howard Stern reads what you post, and slams you on the air. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:37:08 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    Screw your rowboat. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:54:52 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    I don't care what you think. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:58:35 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    I don't like your comments anymore. To be fair, you're sounding like Dan the Song Parody Man sucking from a Las Vegas crackpipe. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:20:44 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    No. Why do you have hundreds of IP addresses? Did your "father" give you that after you blew him? (NT) -- @GOD@, 15:14:05 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    Is replying to you "crying?" I think you getting the last word in, glued to your computer like a dork, is you "crying." You are on drugs. Go to rehab. Get some computer rehab as well. You are a mess. (NT) -- @GOD@, 15:19:27 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    Why are you typing 100 words a minute? Are you on meth? (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:34:28 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    You are not anything. You are a drug addict. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:57:54 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    U2 Glasses, you are a Communist. Go live in China and censor everybody that differs with you with the rest of that regime. Expect all the opposition you imagine is hurting you. You are not a comedian, you are not a radio guy, and most of all, your tripe is pathetic. You are a pathetic, failed comedian. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:04:25 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    I don't find this amusing. You're not a comedian, and worst of all, your arts-and-crafts aptitude is substandard. Go back to your paints and man up that you're a public nuisance. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:47:29 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    Opie and Anthony . . . Pests . . . SUCK. I don't know how Howard Stern puts up with them. They both work together at Sirius Radio. -- @GOD@, 15:17:42 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    As you can see, I have been nothing but sweetness and light to others, while they viciously attack me and try to steal my soul.

    Please do not think I am writing this apology to suck up to you in any way. I can assure you that I NEVER suck up and that I am person of integrity and honor. I would never do anything such as threatening to commit suicide vis-a-vis cutting my wrists on the board in order to get my way. But, I must warn you...if something is not done in the future, there may be some blood on your hands. Just saying.

    So, please take this apology in the spirit it was intended. With no malice and beyond any sense of suspicion.

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  • My Personal Apology to The Howard Stern Underground Message Board -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 21:27:26 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    I have personally decided to tone down my comments--some of them over the years have been sometimes inflammatory and reckless--on this Underground board. It was immature of me to fight fire with fire, and obviously that doesn't work out. However, there are several "internet trolls" here who continue to harass myself and others. Often there is spam of Opie and Anthony, and other times it is gaybashing and racist comments. Most of these attackers never talk about The Howard Stern Show at all. This being one of the first boards of the Howard Stern show does have its own history, and I'm proud of it. But through the years this board has turned into a battle royale of insults and abuse. I will change my posting behavior on this board from now on, and I am sorry to anyone I have offended.

    However, I have one more thing to say. I have noticed some "trolls" from Stern Fan Network come here to harass others, opening Twitter accounts in my name when I don't have an account, and so on. So I have notified by email the Voyforum administrators of this matter. I want this bulletin board to return to its former glory, because it does have a history.

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    • kkkk -- ppp, 21:35:43 11/19/09 Thu (68.48.88.89)
  • Is anybody watching Dancing with the Stars? I noticed that Howard Stern didn't mention Miss Howard TV, Joanna Krupa, for most of the week. I wonder why that was. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:20:32 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

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  • Oprah Is Shutting Down Her Talk Show In 2011 !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:00:26 11/19/09 Thu (12.77.11.38)
    Oh, No!
    Her production company made the sad announcement today.
    What will fill the gap that she leaves behind in women's TV?

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  • The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth & Small_Bear_Humor Contact Information -- Underground Public Relations (;-)), 18:59:07 11/19/09 Thu (75.81.104.66)

    The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth aka "Max Brown"
    E-mail: MaxBrown.TheWholeTruth@gmail.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/maxbrowndc

    Small_Bear_Humor aka @GOD@ aka "Bob"
    E-mail: SmallBearHumor@gmail.com
    Twitter: twitter.com/smallbearhumor

    Please update your contact list. Thank you.

    Management

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  • Church Of Artie !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:58:52 11/19/09 Thu (12.77.6.126)
    Artie is the truth.
    Artie is the way.
    Artie is the light.
    Artie is all that is good.
    Artie is all that is great.
    Artie is the one true religion.
    Artie is the savior of souls.
    Artie is the savior of all humanity.
    Artie is all that you and I should ever believe in in our entire lives.
    Artie is God.
    Artie Rules!

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  • @GOD@ is not happy. @GOD@ is prepared to create a flood of epic proportions. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:11:19 11/19/09 Thu (75.81.104.66)

    Lately, I've been seeing a lot of impostering and bearing of false witnesses on this planet. This does not make Small_Bear_Humor aka @GOD@ very happy. Much like when Jesus saw the liars and hypocrites in the temple, @GOD@ is feeling something needs to be done...and quickly.

    I have contacted every authority that I know to try and get this stopped. I am carrying a copy of the DMCA (Digital Milennium Copyright Act) with me wherever I go. If I need to call the US Congress and Senate to make something happen, I will.

    I have decided to take tomorrow off to do some thinking and crying. I will cry the whole day away. And, do you know what that means? Yes, there will be floods. I am announcing that The Whole Truth will be the modern day, Noah. He will be in charge of buying a yacht (I will cover the charges with money from my father) and herding animals and members of the Stern fandom (only those I trust and like) onto the massive ship.

    As for the others of you, you will drown in my tears. They will be wet and salty. You will bring them into your lungs and slowly become asphyxiated. @GOD@ will look down at all this and laugh, because this is what @GOD@ does best (when he's not crying up a shitstorm).

    So, be forewarned. Any further announcements of this epic event will come from my Twitter page. I would encourage anyone who is my enemy to cower in fear because you have made your bed. And now, you must lie in it.

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  • 98.250.14.190 tells pedophile jokes on The Howard Stern Show, don't you? Didn't you think it was funny when Shuli Egar called out Dan the Song Parody Man about something "Cub Scouts?" -- @GOD@, 16:08:19 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)
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  • Opie and Anthony . . . Pests . . . SUCK. I don't know how Howard Stern puts up with them. They both work together at Sirius Radio. -- @GOD@, 15:17:42 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)
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  • Artie Is God !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:10:51 11/19/09 Thu (12.77.8.237)
    I have made that statement before. I make it again, now. It cannot be said enough on this board. If Artie were a deity, the world would have to bow down and pray to him. How do you know that he is not a deity? Perhaps I should start a Church devoted to the worship of Artie. I spell Church with a capitol C because other religions do the same. Artie's Church is The Real Church. I should write a Bible for his Church. Would Artie speak at the Church devoted to him? I hope so. I want him to help me write his Bible. I want to get the Gospel of Artie straight from the source. All humanity should bow and pray to Artie. Artie Rules!

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  • I am still requesting that http://twitter.com/SmallBearHumor be deleted from the Twitter board because of someone's crusade to harass and abuse people. Hopefully this will be done. It's very hard to explain to someone that there are internet bullies who will create hundreds of sockpuppets just to intimidate and harass others on the "internets." 68.41.176.116 and 205.188.117.8 and 75.81.104.66 could be a group of people, or the same person harassing others on message boards. I don't have to like their harassment. Here's one example of an impersonator. I will probably never meet this person face-to-face, but I still don't have to endure their attacks. Those IP numbers I just mentioned are possibly behind the Twitter site http://twitter.com/SmallBearHumor and people think it's amusing and fun. I don't. -- @GOD@, 09:35:32 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    @GOD@ will be taking a short hiatus from the Underground Board. I'll be back in about a month or so. I just want to say goodbye to Small_Bear_Humor, 205 and 64 for the cool times we've shared here. It's a shame that two insidious idiots are here to spoil everything for so many. Of course, they both hate Howard Stern, they think they're funnier than Beetle Juice vomiting in a toilet. It's not worth wanting to kill them anymore. They have won. So I'll be off these boards for a month or so. Thank you, Men, for all the laughs. I might come back to chat from time to time. -- @GOD@, 08:35:23 11/19/09 Thu (68.41.176.116)

    That's hilarious, and true. You don't think so because it is directed at you. And your muddy buddy's new Twitter page at http://twitter.com/MaxBrownDC is funny, too. Have you had the chance to show it to Scott Johnson? -- @GOD@, 08:19:29 11/19/09 Thu (68.41.176.116)

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  • @GOD@ will be taking a short hiatus from the Underground Board. I'll be back in about a month or so. I just want to say goodbye to Small_Bear_Humor, 205 and 64 for the cool times we've shared here. It's a shame that two insidious idiots are here to spoil everything for so many. Of course, they both hate Howard Stern, they think they're funnier than Beetle Juice vomiting in a toilet. It's not worth wanting to kill them anymore. They have won. So I'll be off these boards for a month or so. Thank you, Men, for all the laughs. I might come back to chat from time to time. -- @GOD@, 08:35:23 11/19/09 Thu (68.41.176.116)
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  • Is this message posted by a professional internet troll? This is a Howard Stern board. They're not into talking about internet tough guys, and other associated hacker geekdom. The Stern show will never entertain someone like this cyberbully, ever. They don't talk about that kind of thing as a regular topic. Of course, this one will keep attacking and attacking, until his neo-Nazi ranting blood boils over into a screaming rage. I'm not sure Howard Stern is really into having something like that on his show, 75.81.104.66 -- @GOD@, 03:01:05 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    You are the biggest internet pussy I've ever come across. Did you spend your last two days contacting moderators of boards (SFN, Underground, Twitter) to try and get them to ban or delete members? Yeah, you did. It's pretty obvious to all...you're a thin-skinned little whiny crybaby who is looking to "tell on" whomever pushes your button. There should really be shame involved, but a person with self-esteem as low as yours doesn't have any to feel. Add in that you're just a genuine asshole in life and you've got somebody who you just want to kick down the street. @IDIOTS@ like you and Max never learn. You just never seem to get it. 00:54:33 11/19/09 Thu (75.81.104.66)

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  • We have it on good authority that @FAILURE@ is in the process of getting new e-mail accounts (and starting new screen names on other message boards) with the name "Bob" in them -- Stay tuned..., 00:45:43 11/19/09 Thu (205.188.117.8)
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  • These SFN moderators-posing-as-members ruses are such drek. In fact, these ought to be the first sent to Afghanistan as human shields. No one can escape how they write, unless they're good at it. This one isn't good at it. Who anointed this guy as some comedy authority? What a neo-Nazi attention whore. -- @GOD@, 00:44:44 11/19/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)

    "FACT: SFN is not for the sensitive types and it takes some warming up to. The problem is that a lot of people come here and get their vaginas hurt easily when for most people, it's just fucking around.

    "A ton of posters come off like pricks but it's just fucking around and the same people giving you shit in one thread will be equally cool and supportive in another.

    "If you get your feelings hurt or take an Internet forum too seriously, this ain't the place for you. BUT, if you can take a little shit and understand it's not personal and is just the nature of the site, you'll enjoy the hell out of it.

    "THE BIG REASON is that it's HOWARD STERN FORUM FULL OF HOWARD STERN FANS, it's like the show and it can be a tough crowd but just like Howard showed us for decades, there's nothing wrong with calling out phoniness or bullshit when you see it.

    "Don't take this place personal and don't take it too seriously. There are truly only a handful of people who are legitimately cocksucker or assholes with miserable lives, the rest are just playing around and if you can't take the Howard Stern-esque ribbing, this place isn't for you."

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  • It's Official...I'm on Twitter! Artie Rules! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:43:16 11/19/09 Thu (75.81.104.66)

    I've done two things tonight to improve my status in the eyes of the board. One is to verify myself as The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth. This was done to discourage any impostering in the future, as was done with @GOD@. So, I now own a personal Voy account.

    Secondly, I opened my own Twitter account! It was time to broaden my horizons and get the word about Artie out to a larger crowd. If you're on Twitter, you can join me here:

    http://twitter.com/MaxBrownDC

    Of course, much of my tweeting will be about Artie. However, I will also include a number of other things that interest me.

    Join me, won't you?

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  • Where Are FAKEGOD & U2 Glasses? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:24:59 11/18/09 Wed (12.65.222.160)
    I think that they are off in some remote corner, in a nude ball, giving each other a 69 that is manna from heaven to them. I'm glad that I am heterosexual and have no desire for those activities. They can look for me on Twitter all they want, but I don't Tweet. Back to the Judy Garland movies for me. I'm going to curl up in front of the TV in my silky, fuscia longjohns, drink a few beers and enjoy myself. I wonder if Artie likes that kind of entertainment. Artie Rules!

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  • The customer support at Twitter claim that http://twitter.com/SmallBearHumor has deleted their account. Is that true? I already sent an email to the tech person about your impersonating me and harassment. I'm sorry that you won't stop playing games. If you want to get Howard Stern's attention, you really ought to make yourself known in more civilized ways. -- ----, 22:37:00 11/18/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

    @MaxBrownDC What we have is bi-coastal. You know that. And I will always cherish it. I'm actually ready for another DC trip. Maybe soon.
    less than a minute ago from web in reply to MaxBrownDC

    @MaxBrownDC I wouldn't be surprised if you found a lot of gay men use Twitter, Whole Truth. Maybe someone from the DC area even?
    4 minutes ago from web

    @MaxBrownDC Whole Truth! You're on Twitter, too? We've escaped the meany wienies of the Underground! Free men at last!
    18 minutes ago from web

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  • I can do this all day, Big Bambu, Login, all the memberships you got on SFN, and some you even paid over $20 for like a dummy. You must be a schizo, I mean crack addict. I'm sorry that Howard Stern doesn't pay attention to you at all. I could do this all day and night, U2 Glasses. Keep it up. Howard Stern is watching you, by the way. I know, because I actually listen to the Stern show, unlike you, who's smoking from a crack pipe. -- ----, 21:35:56 11/18/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

    Big Bambu, etc.:
    I told Jersey Mike that "this" is an impersonator. I think he believes me. I've got them all fooled. I'm smarter than all of them.
    5 minutes ago from web

    Hey Big Bambu, I gave you the link to my Twitter site. Do you know how to click? What a dope. He's trying to read a screengrab. Fool.
    7 minutes ago from web
    I will someday reveal passages of The Little Red Notebook to you. Some say the LRN is a delusion. They just hate me & want to kill me.
    10 minutes ago from web

    He bought me a Sirius subscription earlier this year. But, I had 2 cry and tell him I would cut myself if he didn't. So I won. I always win.
    11 minutes ago from web

    My father is a Scientologist. I hate everything he stands for. He makes me help my relatives. I shouldn't have to do anything for anyone.
    12 minutes ago from web

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  • More fake Twitter accounts abound. Did I tell you I emailed Twitter to have "SmallBearHumor" taken down, since it's not my IP, and I don't use it to slam Stern Fan Network? What a pathetic turd, and his wife. Thank you, Jersey Mike, for letting me in on this troll. -- ---, 21:20:56 11/18/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

    Turd:

    I've never actually had a real job in my life. My fathers pays for everything. I used to work at Rosedale Cemetery but they fired me.
    half a minute ago from web

    Have I told you I have a form of schizophrenia? It's true. I do. So, often you'll think I'm mood swinging when I'm just changing personas.
    2 minutes ago from web

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  • I heard that this "SmallBearHumor" impersonator and his wife were booted off of Stern Fan Network a while ago, according to Jersey Mike. This turd and his wife sure get around. -- ---, 20:57:19 11/18/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

    Turd and His Turd Wife:

    I'm telling everyone on SFN that this is not really me. That it's an "impersonator". So far, they seem to be buying it. The jokes on them.
    14 minutes ago from web

    This is a fun way to say things about SFN without directly saying it on the board so they can kick me off. Ha, ha! Losers.
    20 minutes ago from web

    Ha! I just told them about my posts here on SFN. I'll get them to pay attention to me. The fuckers.
    22 minutes ago from web

    Why would you call me "Joner", Big Bambu? You're the Joner. You're the one who's going mad. I should kick your ass.
    36 minutes ago from web

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  • Get the hell out, you fucking cunt, 71... -- Be a man for once in your life and follow through with your word., 19:50:43 11/18/09 Wed (75.81.104.66)
    Less than 24 hrs ago, you told everyone you were leaving this board for a month. So, what in the hell are you doing back today? Do you have any sense of honor, @DOPEY@? Any sense of shame?

    It appears they want you gone on SFN as bad as we want it here. So what the hell is going on in your head? That everyone is OUT TO FUCKING GET YOU?

    GET A FUCKING CLUE, @YOUPATHETICSHITHEAD@, YOU are the problem. You're an annoying, stupid asshole with nothing to say who is just a plain pain-in-the-ass.

    So, live up to your word and get the hell out...NOW!

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  • TSFFR, Howard Stern Enemy -- ---, 19:25:14 11/18/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)
    "interesting how you post a LINK TO THIS ACCOUNT ON EVERY POST, WHY WOULD U DO THAT IF YOU HATED THE TWATTER AND THE TWATS THEY POST. Too dumb to even fake the lamest thing in the world."

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  • TSFFR Again -- ---, 19:23:37 11/18/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)
    "Cry much pussy? Blah blah blah, take the cock outta your mouth, log off Twitter and act like a man, not a twelve year old girl desperate for attention. Noticed who posted the most in this thread? YOU."

    "IF IT wasn't you, you'd ignore it but you started and keep bumping the thread and copying over all the twatter posts for everyone to see? Now why would someone REPOST and give attention to someone mocking you? Nobody believes you. You look pitiful. Let it go."

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  • U2 Glasses, You Really LoooOOOOoooovvee Animals, Don't You? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:16:30 11/18/09 Wed (12.64.66.121)
    How many scars and bitemarks do you have on your dick?

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  • TSFFR? -- --, 19:15:51 11/18/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)
    "I have never seen a more pathetic attempt at attention whoring in all my life. Ifeel bad for you. Why would ANYONE open a Twitter account with YOUR name? Right, they wouldn't and you're hiding behind it to attack SFN like a coward. SmallBearSchtick. When his gay Twitter sham was exposed as really being him, he resorts to giant fonts and namecalling with the vocabulary of HPE."

    "Lemme guess, you'll reply with a giant font and the word douchebag followed by more fake Twitter posts."

    "Just let it go."

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  • We need to find out MORE about this Max Brown character. -- Max Brown finder, 17:35:01 11/18/09 Wed (75.81.104.66)

    Now that we've got the biggest douche bag disposed of (at least for the time being), it's time to focus our full attention on the individual who calls himself (the total misnomer) "The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth".

    We know his name is Max Brown. Allegedly, Max is his middle name, but since he's a born liar we're not 100% certain. We know he claims to live in Washington, DC (although there have been other claims he lives in Maryland). The more he protests about living in MD, the more suspicious I get. It's possible he works in DC and lives in MD.

    I would like to place some effort on finding out who Max really is and what he is all about. Once we determine this, it will probably be time to announce this not only to the board, but to the people HE knows and works with.

    This is the challenge. If Max wants to remain here and foul this board with his garbage, it's clear via his attention whoring that he wants attention. And I say, let's give it to him.

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  • It appears as though that The TSFFR Army has finally rid this site of one cretin. And The Filthy, Foul Dwarf-Whore, is the next to go. Trust In @GOD@! Death To @Satan@! -- @GOD@, 15:48:29 11/18/09 Wed (98.250.14.190)
    Benefit fully, Members, by going to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OETwbVBPI1U

    It's coming through a Whole in the air,
    from those nights in Tiananmen Square.
    It's coming from the feel
    that this ain't exactly real,
    or it's real, but it ain't exactly there.
    From the wars against disorder,
    from the sirens night and day,
    from the fires of the homeless,
    from the ashes of the @Gay@:
    Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

    It's coming through a @Crack@ in the wall;
    on a visionary flood of alcohol;
    from the staggering account
    of the Sermon on the Mount
    which I don't pretend to understand at all.
    It's coming from the silence
    on the dock of the bay,
    from the brave, the bold, the battered
    heart of Chevrolet:
    Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

    It's coming from the @Sorrow$ in the street,
    the holy places where the @Racist@ meet;
    from the homicidal bitchin'
    that goes down in every kitchen
    to determine who will serve and who will eat.
    From the wells of disappointment
    where the Womos kneel to pray
    for the grace of @God@ in the desert here
    and the desert far away:
    Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

    Sail on, sail on
    Oh mighty Ship of State!
    To the Shores of Need
    Past the Reefs of @Greed@
    Through the Squalls of @Hate@
    Sail on, sail on, sail on, sail on.

    It's coming to America first,
    the cradle of the best and of the @Worst@.
    It's here they got the range
    and the machinery for change
    and it's here they got the spiritual thirst.
    It's here the family's broken
    and it's here the lonely say
    that the heart has got to open
    in a fundamental way:
    Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

    It's coming from the women and the men.
    Oh baby, we'll be making love again.
    We'll be going down so deep
    the river's going to weep,
    and the mountain's going to shout Amen!
    It's coming like the tidal flood
    beneath the lunar sway,
    imperial, mysterious,
    in amorous array:
    Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

    Sail on, sail on ...

    I'm sentimental, if you know what I mean
    I love the country but I can't stand the @Scene@.
    And I'm neither left or right
    I'm just staying home tonight,
    getting lost in that hopeless little screen.
    But I'm stubborn as those garbage bags
    that Time cannot decay,
    I'm junk but I'm still holding up
    this little wild bouquet:
    Democracy is coming to the U.S.A.

    The @IT@ is gone. Rejoice, Rejoice, Rejoice In the USA!
    Trust In, @GOD@

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  • Stern Fans in NYC! -- Sirius Michele, 15:16:45 11/18/09 Wed (209.196.192.7)
    Join Mutt and the Howard Stern Super Fans for a LIVE Broadcast of Super Fan Roundtable TOMORROW NIGHT (Thursday, 11/19) at Sutton Place on 2nd Avenue between 54th Street and 53rd Street in New York City. The party starts at 6pm and the broadcast goes live at 7pm ET. For more information, visit http://www.sirius.com/howard101.

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  • This Board Is Not Going Away Is It? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:20:01 11/18/09 Wed (12.65.36.28)
    Where would I go to write about Artie? I've been banned from every other board that I used to post on about Artie, as well as my thoughts on the world. I am not the boyfriend of U2 Glasses, as he states in the post below this one. If he needs to be a power bottom for someone, it's not me. He can, and probably is, the power bottom for FAKEGOD. Why is filth like that pair of turds allowed to exist, especially here? I write nice, wholesome posts about a wonderful man named Artie. They pollute the forum I need to promote the greatness of Artie. Why doesn't Perry White ban them and elevate me? Artie is a good thing to talk about on this board. I am spreading something positive when I talk about him. Artie Rules!

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  • Perhaps, my "other" may be taking an absence, but I will still be here to stave off the Howard haters. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:59:45 11/18/09 Wed (75.81.104.66)

    In the meantime, I invite you to kick off your shoes and enjoy me entertaining the board with my own personal brand of humor and goodwill.

    This will be an important part of my losing the dysfunctional side of my personality. I will finally thrive in a warmly lit environment where I believe my personality will REALLY take off.

    My boyfriend, Max Brown will be here to comfort me through this transition. Sometimes he can be very mean to this side of myself, but I think he realizes that I push him to be all he can be and he will often reply sarcastically or rudely. I don't care. He knows that I am the butter to his bread, the creamer to his coffee and in far cruder terms, the one who offers him a power bottom he has grown to depend upon.

    If anyone wants to give me grief for my decision to stay on this board, you can take your Fredo Corleone dwarfism elsewhere.

    I might even plan to move out of this shithole I call an apartment in South LA and finally make the move to NYC. This will take plenty of planning and me selling my own special and superior brand of comedy to the powers that be. I will seek the proper channels and make the right connections. I think I will be a social media star.

    So, in closing, if 71 becomes a dormant part of myself over the next month, I say YES! It's time. My time.

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  • I will be taking a short vacation from the Underground Board. I'll be back in about a month or so. I just want to say goodbye to Whole Truth for the cool discussions we've had here. It's a shame there appear to be a bunch of Neo-Nazis flaming and spamming these boards, scaring everybody off. It's a shame, and I could be a little guilty of that, as well. But it does appear that several IP addresses are always harassing people and hacking into others' computers. Of course, they all hate Howard Stern, they all think they're funnier than Howard Stern, and they want to bring down Howard Stern. It's not worth fighting them anymore. They have won. So I'll be off these boards for a month or so. Thank you, Whole Truth, for being cool to talk to. I might come back to chat here. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:05:33 11/18/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)
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  • LET'S LISTEN TO SOME LAME GAY JOEY BOOTS SUBHUMAN HI-PITCH ERIK CRIMINAL THUG LIFE COMEDY HERE -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 23:57:49 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    "While @STUPID@ is busy creating space in order to knock today's "journey" off the board...Don't deprive yourself of his performance as "Bob" today nor some of the things he said under the @GOD@ moniker. It's a stitch! I guarantee you he read over some of the stuff and decided it must be moved to the archives as soon as possible, so he's trying to give it a "push". Watch as the Small Bear makes a general ass out of himself in a meltdown earlier this afternoon. If Baby Bear is successful, remember there are ALWAYS the archives! Good reading!"

    "@crazypage Mariann From Brooklyn is a filthy slut! Thanks, I'm going to toy with the fuckers for awhile 1st. That'll be my ace in the hole."

    I do much of my posting here http://www.voy.com/9284/ I am always slaying the haters of Howard. Feel free to stop by and take me on.
    17 minutes ago from web

    Do you think I'm a twerp talking tough? Do I look like an emo princess? Do you hate Howard Stern? Is it a jealousy comedian thing?
    26 minutes ago from web

    Hey, where are all the Stern people here? How many dicks do you have to suck to become a writer for the show? Benjy Bronk sucks the big one.
    31 minutes ago from web

    SFN is such a bullshit board. I BS'd my way through the registration process & now they're stuck with me. HA HA HA!
    41 minutes ago from web

    KlitKommander & Login are a pair of fucks. If I knew where they lived there'd be trouble. Cocktoaster bitches one and all.
    42 minutes ago from web

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  • Mya's Thighs !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 21:08:19 11/17/09 Tue (12.64.72.205)
    I'd LOVE to be between them. I'm watching Dancing with the Stars as I write this post. I only wih that my two Artie lists from last night would have gotten more of a reading and commentary before heading south to the archives. It was really great writing. Artie Rules!

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  • JOEY BOOTS COMEDY HERE -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 21:04:09 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    "While @STUPID@ is busy creating space in order to knock today's "journey" off the board...Don't deprive yourself of his performance as "Bob" today nor some of the things he said under the @GOD@ moniker. It's a stitch! I guarantee you he read over some of the stuff and decided it must be moved to the archives as soon as possible, so he's trying to give it a "push". Watch as the Small Bear makes a general ass out of himself in a meltdown earlier this afternoon. If Baby Bear is successful, remember there are ALWAYS the archives! Good reading!"

    "@crazypage Mariann From Brooklyn is a filthy slut! Thanks, I'm going to toy with the fuckers for awhile 1st. That'll be my ace in the hole."

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  • While @STUPID@ is busy creating space in order to knock today's "journey" off the board... -- Don't deprive yourself of his performance as "Bob" today nor some of the things he said under the @GOD@ moniker. It's a stitch!, 21:00:24 11/17/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    I guarantee you he read over some of the stuff and decided it must be moved to the archives as soon as possible, so he's trying to give it a "push".

    Watch as the Small Bear makes a general ass out of himself in a meltdown earlier this afternoon.

    If Baby Bear is successful, remember there are ALWAYS the archives!

    Good reading!

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  • Joey Boots and Hi-Pitch Erik are the tag-team internet tough guy cyberbullies of the Howard Stern world. -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 20:56:42 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)

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  • 75.81.104.66 is a Stern Fan Network Internet Tough Guy -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 20:40:37 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)

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  • 71.106.87.62 is self-destructing. "He's melting...he's melting...oh, what a world, what a world!" -- And it's EVERYBODY elses fault but his own., 20:30:08 11/17/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Well, it's always fun watching a meltdown take place, especially when it's coming from an annoying (or as his SFN brethren refer to him), "whiny, attention-whoring troll" such as 71.106.87.62.

    Anybody want a good laugh? Follow this thread at SFN that @WICKEDWITCHY@ cooked up today:

    http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485392

    Page 2 is especially amusing since it's there where the slings and arrows start to fly. Not even sharp ones, since it appears most of them over there are posting about @LOONEYTUNES@ with a look of total disgust on their faces. Do you read LOSER? You bet.

    It's the same old stuff we say about him over here. The EXACT SAME STUFF, yet @SHITINHISEARS@ never listens to anybody. He's hell bent on being right, even when he is always SO SO WRONG.

    The self-destruction continued with him setting up Twitter, Facebook and My Space accounts and then promptly deleting them. WTF? His totally deranged, manic, out-of-control character sure makes him do stupid things. Think he understands this? Nah. He'll totally ignore everything I've just said and post a reply which makes no attempt at responding any of the points. He'll simply shrug it off as coming from someone who either loves/hates Howard, is an Opie & Anthony spy, is a paid part of the Stern show or some other dopey theory his insane mind spits up.

    He says he's leaving and then he stays. He deletes the board he created to escape the truths thrown at him here. Yet, he KEEPS COMING BACK FOR MORE ABUSE HERE. SFN may think he's an "whiny, attention-whoring troll" who "nobody cares" about...but we all know better. He's a freaking masochist. He WANTS to be hurt. Yeah, he's that fucking sick. Of course, he loves all the drama surrounding it all, as well...but he basically LOVES to be abused.

    I wish his other personality well. Maybe he'll finally discover that life is not about being a tedious, delusional, sociopath who won't lift a single finger to better himself and thinks the world owes him a living.

    But, as we've all seen throughout the years,,,very doubtful...very doubtful, indeed.

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  • Notice: FAKEGOD is another cyberbully amongst us. -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 20:09:52 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)

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  • That's not right, U2 Glasses. -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 19:32:45 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)

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  • Notice: A Cyberbully is Among Us -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 19:10:45 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    DOUCHE BAG!!!!

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  • ATTN: 71.106.87.62 IS A CON ARTIST. THIS IS A CYBERBULLY LOOKING TO SLANDER AND RUIN PEOPLE BECAUSE HE OR SHE CANNOT STAND THAT HOWARD STERN IS THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN BROADCASTING, EVER. HE STEALS IDENTITIES BECAUSE THAT WHAT TYPICAL SHOW BUSINESS PEOPLE DO TO BELONG IN HOLLYWOOD. DO NOT LISTEN AT ALL TO 71.106.87.62 BECAUSE THIS IS A CYBERBULLY -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 19:05:23 11/17/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
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  • ATTN: 75.81.104.66 IS A CON ARTIST/ CYBERBULLY -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 18:52:57 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)

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  • I feel the need to lay some things to rest. And so I shall. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 18:29:05 11/17/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)

    My new Twitter page is not simply an offshoot of my main persona. For, due to the hatred of my worse half (71.106.87.62) toward me, I have decided to split my personality cleanly and evenly. While there may be a transition period where it is easily confusing which one of us is the dominant personality, I will win this fight. 71 has always held me back and I believe it is now my time to shine.

    We will probably continue to wrestle here for awhile. At one point today, I gave him an atomic wedgie (made him smell his own stink) and almost forced him off the board. But, due to his OCD and lack of ability to follow-through on ANYTHING in his life, he promised to leave but appears ready to stay. We will see about that.

    I did something stupid as my 71 personality today and began deleting any accounts I could think of which I had under SmallBearHumor. Of course, it will be up to me to clean up after the mess this cretin makes (per usual). Someday, I envision a presence on every major social networking site. I will tell the people about The Little Red Notebook. I will shout it from the rooftops!

    And, I will make lots and lots of money. Which my other (and soon former) self will never see because I will hide it in a hollow tree in a forest. He will never realize the benefits to be reaped from the SmallBearHumor enterprise and The Little Red Notebook, for it will ALL BE MINE!

    So, I encourage everyone to follow me on Twitter. I foresee big things happening in the future.

    Thank you for your continued support.

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  • ATTN: FAKEGOD. Do you suffer from autism? Have you been on The Howard Stern Show before? You really ought to be on the show. You want so much attention. That's what you want, right? -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 17:19:01 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    FAKEGOD's Twitter Page:

    "They're KILLING ME, Howard. They're jamming a broom handle up my brown eye! I can't shit to stink. I mean, I can sit and think. HOWARD!!!"

    "I do not "suck" nor do I "attention whore much" as was recently cited on the SFN. Mere mortals cannot destroy the bear."

    "@marksfriggin Welcome, my friend. I read your updates faithfully every day. Do you have a problem with me noting them at dinner parties?"

    "@crazypage I would like to welcome my first official follower, Mike. Mike, EVERYBODY IS OUT TO FUCKING GET ME. HELP!"

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