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  • I've made a terrible mistake. -- SmallBearHumor (@GOD@), 16:59:41 10/31/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
    Recently, I opened a message board specifically designed for exclusivity. It was going to be a private homo club for me and my friend, Whole Truth.

    Soon after it opened, we both discovered that it wasn't enough that the two of us could escape to this nether region to discuss stupid things and rub each other's back with mineral oil.

    No, what we discovered was much darker. For we realized that we are both masochistic attention-whores who need to be abused and met with derision. We actually LOVE your attention here. We honestly cannot LIVE without it. We simply adore your mean-spirited comments and long for your replies to our posts. In short, the more you hate us, the more we absolutely CRAVE you.

    Sure, we'll probably come up with some other excuse for staying here while our other board draws crickets. We might tell you that we stay to ABUSE YOU...yeah, that's it. Because we're TOUGH GUYS, like a street gang...that stays to kick some asses. We'll project and deny any way we see fit in order to avoid acknowledging the honest truth. Which is, of course, that we're true power bottoms. We'll take it in the ass multiple times, yet still come up begging for more.

    So, say whatever you want...because I can always deliver a nonsensical,delusional comeback which doesn't remotely address what you said. And you will deride me and once again, all will be right in my sad, pathetic wretch of a life. Whole will deliver a homophobic retort or simply a bad playback of what you've already said. And you will respond and all will be good in his warped, closeted existence.

    So, as you can see, we're just a couple of fucks that gotta' have it.

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  • The Road Not Taken !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:10:53 10/31/09 Sat (12.64.128.43)
    I don't talk enough about Artie. I have been posting on this board since 2002. A lot of those posts have been about Artie. Not all of them have been about Artie. Sometimes I think that I should have only talked about Artie in all that time. I might have been a more effective presence on the board just talking about Artie. All of my energy would have been focused on one definable topic that would be continually addressed in this public forum. My first few posts were soley about Artie, and they were effective at creating a focused discussion. The more I
    talked about him, the more responses I got, back in those days. I decided to branch out and talk about other topics, and my message got diluted. That was mistake number one. Mistake number two was creating other less effective characters. They never got the immediate response that my Artie posts got back in the day. I would get responses to the other characters, but they were lukewarm in camparison to a constant barrage of "Artie Rules!" I also wish that I had never allowed myself to get hacked. It's not good that people know that I am Max Brown. One, I don't like being hacked. It's an invasion of privacy. Two, and just as important, it would be great if people were still wondering who I am, after all this time. I think if I were still anonymous and talking about nothing but Artie, that I would still be getting the intense responses I did in 2002. I can't go back. What's done is done. I will not try to do the one thing that I should have done and be purely focused on Artie. It won't work because I have made changes in my posting methods over the years. So, I will continue to talk about other things than Artie. However, he will always be a huge presence in my writing on this board. He is still the King of Everyting. Artie Rules!

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  • The hit "Fireflies" from Owl City is the #1 song on Billboard. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 09:40:13 10/31/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)

    I'd like to make myself believe
    That planet Earth
    Turns slowly

    It's hard to say that I'd rather
    Stay awake
    When I'm asleep

    Because everything
    Is never
    As it seems

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  • "Reality-based planet." That's some cult following lingo to say to people. U2 Glasses, nothing is more real than you, and your reality. Unfortunately, you're just as elitist as Current TV. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 05:44:23 10/31/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
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  • Food for thought... -- O&A fan, 04:43:06 10/31/09 Sat (203.244.221.3)
    Food for thought...
    at SFN we discovered the new Sirius promotional brochure contains no pictures at all of Howard, and the only place you can even find his name is in a list of other DJs.

    Howard is currently finding out the hard way that Sirius has been preparing for his exit for 2 years and he has lost a tremendous amount of pull at that company. He recently said to Rosie "I found out that my advice and guidance is not valued here, I am just a dumb ol' employee" (paraphrased)

    Stern was brought on as a flagship station and in his 5 years he has gonef rom that to just another narrowcasted DJ on Sirius. Mainstream Howard is a thing of the past.

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  • "What Do You Think?" -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:03:34 10/31/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)

    ARTIE RULES! STERN RULES!

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  • My New Message Board -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@ 10/30 PST), 23:26:24 10/30/09 Fri (64.12.117.6)
    I would like to invite my lovely, The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, to my new gay & lesbian only message board:

    The Small_Bear_Humor Message Board
    http://www.voy.com/212815/

    I'm just starting it up and I have come up with a really FABULOUS Boy George/Artie Lange/Howard Stern theme for it. Thanks Dah-lings! Swish-swish and Toodles!

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  • My New Message Board -- SmallBearHumor, 21:47:08 10/30/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
    I would like to invite everyone to my new board:

    The Small_Bear_Humor Message Board
    http://www.voy.com/221815/

    I am planning tons of fun for the new board in the form of online entertainment featuring myself. Every day of the week, I will have a special feature planned! Here is the board lineup for November:

    Sunday: Scientology Sunday- We will debate the pros and cons of the Scientology movement. I will spend most of the time telling everyone how much I hate my father.

    Monday: Music Monday- I will talk to everyone about the music which is playing in a loop in my head. Everyone can join in and tell me how to make it stop.

    Tuesday: Timmy Tuesday- Whole Truth and I will take turns playing the role of Timmy Tulip. We will offer lots of gay innuendo and talk about rolling in flower beds nude. Feel free to join in and tell us what you'd like to do to us while we stand before you naked with flowers in our hand!

    Wednesday: Wonderful Wednesday- Self-esteem day! We will talk about how wrong everyone else in the world is about us and why we are the great people we know we are. Or, what the voices in our heads TELL us we are.

    Thursday: Tantrum Thursday- We will discuss how the rest of the world is against us, call them nasty names, use a lot of CAPITAL PHRASING and do a lot of crying and whimpering. Sometimes you just gotta' let your "wa-wa's" out.

    Friday: Figment Friday- What strange stuff is going on in your head that you can't tell people in your life for fear they'd have you committed? You can tell us. What goes on in Small Bear Humor Message Board, STAYS in Small Bear Humor Message Board.

    Saturday: Stern Saturday- Dedicated fully to a discussion of the Howard Stern show the previous week. We can copy/paste Mark's Friggin and act like we've actually listened to the show! Actual Sirius subscribers will be blocked from this discussion.

    If you're having problems reaching the board, say no more! There are tons of proxy servers available all over the internet. Google "proxy server" for more info. Or, let ME help you gain entrance to my Secret City!

    I hope to see everyone there!

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  • Should I Dress Up As Lindsay Lohan For Halloween? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:05:22 10/30/09 Fri (12.64.0.237)
    Would people be cool about it, or would they mistake me for being gay or a transvestite? I really can pass for her. Should I do it?

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  • My New Message Board -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@ 10/30 PST), 08:46:21 10/30/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)

    I would like to invite The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth to my new message board:

    The Small_Bear_Humor Message Board
    http://www.voy.com/221815/

    I'm just starting it up and I hope to find a theme for it soon. Thanks.

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  • 205.188.117.8 is exerting his or her authority: "^ ^ tick... tick... tick... tick... tick..." That's because he felt a rush of importance when the Stern show talked about The Godfather Part II today. They discussed the greatness of Lee Strasberg playing Hyman Roth, the Murder Inc. kingpin whose character was based on Meyer Lansky. They talked about Frank Pentangeli and his comic turn in the film. Artie Lange did his best Hyman Roth and Frank Pentangeli impressions. It was really funny. It's a shame 205 the Dork doesn't think so. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@ 10/29 PST), 01:42:16 10/30/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
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  • O&A bashing Howard today -- O&A Rock Party!!, 00:29:00 10/30/09 Fri (203.244.221.3)

    Whats going on? If you heard the show today they really were ripping on HooHoo more than ever. It's the first time that I've heard them do this since the move to Sirius. And i loved it.

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  • The Redskins Can't Lose This Weekend !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:35:24 10/29/09 Thu (12.65.66.20)
    They have a buy week.

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  • If @GOD@ Were To Take A Reciprocating Saw To The @Dimwit@'s Head, And Cut It Wide Open To Expose All The Junk Inside, Would He Find A Hollow Corridor Leading To Bill Hick's Personal Dressing Room? Would He Discover A Cure For Psoriasis, Cancer Or Bedwetting? Or Would He Merely View A Colon Purposely Placed At The Wrong End, Made Possible By Some Supreme Being With A Sick Sense Of Humor? Friends, we all cry. We're all cut, bruised, battered and confused. And our hearts bleed for the needy, too! We're beaten, tattered and stripped of our dignity yet through it all, the selfish @Load@ just continues to beat his meat to the rhythm of some young lad's poor, broken heart. Something is seriously wrong with this picture, boy. -- @GOD@, 14:08:54 10/29/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
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  • Are Ronnie Mund and J.D. "The Power" a gay couple like Sal and Richard are? Is this why they will never "rat" on each other? Because they are ashamed of outing themselves to the public like George Takei did? I'm sorry that Howard Stern, Fred, Robin, Artie, and Baba Booey don't have an answer to this. I'm sure it's because Benjy Bronk is a blood relative of Rahm Emanuel, White House Chief of Staff. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@ 10/28 PST), 02:24:12 10/29/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)
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  • "Cuts" from @ASSHOLE@/Fake SmallBearHumor's latest CD -- It's My Party (And I'll Cry If I Want To), 23:55:55 10/28/09 Wed (75.81.104.66)
    And now, we present the latest CD from @ASSHOLE@ aka "Fake SmallBearHumor" called "It's My Party (And I'll Cry If I Want To). Hear all the newest tracks from the most prolific artist in the business TODAY!

    TRACK #
    1. YES, YOU ARE GOING TO FIND ME (Lyric Sample: ..and beat me in the head with your mean, nasty behavior, 4chan.) 4:32

    2. YOU MADE ME CRY AGAIN, AND I CAN'T STOP (Lyric Sample: I want to cut myself. Why won't you stop?) 3:05

    3. I WANT TO FUCKING CUT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Primal Scream #1) 0:50

    4. SSSTTTTOPPPPPPPPPP ITTTTT (Primal Scream #2) 0:43

    5. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CRY SO MUCH? (Lyric Sample: I can't leave the house.) 3:41

    6. I AM NOT WHO YOU SAY I AM. (Lyric Sample: Stop hurting me. I can't stop crying! Why can't you stop this?) 2:46

    7. YES, THE POLICE KNOW ABOUT YOU AND YOUR RACISM. (Lyric sample: You cannot live down your thug life ways. You will always, always get away with hurting me, and it makes you feel so good inside to do that, it drives you crazy. You will get away with it! Over and over until I am beaten down without anything at all.) 5:56

    8. OH, THEY'RE BIG TEARS. (Lyric sample: You made me cry so hard, it hurt me.) 2:48

    9. STOP FUCKING WITH ME!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!! (Primal Scream #3) 0:30

    10. THAT'S RIGHT, KEEP MAKING ME FAMOUS. (Lyric Sample: Or making yourself famous. You like to make people cry. And hurt. You will get away with it like a laughing little boy stabbing his friend in the face with a knife.) 4:36

    11. FUCKING STOP FUCKING MEEEE STOP IT!!!! FUCKI YOU STOP (Primal Scream #4) 0:48

    12. ASSSHOLE FUCCKING STOP ITS STOP HURTING ME I DDNPT WANT TO (Primal Scream #5) 0:26

    13. WHY CAN'T YOU STOP HITTING ME LIKE THAT? (Lyric Sample: I didn't do anything. I can't stop crying! I've been crying for over and hour and I can't stop typing and stop crying. Stop doing this!) 4:55

    14. THATS NOT ME I DIDN'T DO IT. (Lyric Sample: I CAN'T CRY STOP CRYING FUCK YOU ASSHOLE WHY CAN'T YOU STOP (STOP)) 3:38

    15. I DIDN'T DO IT: Reprise (Lyric Sample: STOP HURITN ME ID DIDN'T HURT ANYBODY STOPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 STOTPPTTT) 3:22

    16. FUCK YOU AFUCK ASSHOLE STOP!! (Lyric Sample: I CAN'T STOP CRYING AT ALL!!!!!!DIE YOU FAGGGTOTT DIE WYOU WON'TS STOP WHYSTOP IT) 4:02

    17. YES, KEEP DOING IT, OVER AND OVER. (Lyric Sample: You can't stop. You will make me cry, like everybody made you cry and sent you to the hospital because you went crazy. You will stay at your computer forever and ever until I cut myself. That's what you want. Radio employee. Are you not good enough to have your own radio show?) 6:13

    18. I CAN'T STOP CRYING. (Instrumental) 2:01

    19. STOP HURTING ME!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!! (Primal Scream #6) 0:18

    20. YOU WIN-WIN AGAIN. (Medley) 3:05

    The first single scheduled for release on November 3rd is
    "OH, THEY'RE BIG TEARS." Watch it zoom to #1 with a FUCKING BULLET!

    You can purchase @ASSHOLE@'s new CD at this site! Limited time offer: $9.99

    The reviews are off the charts for this prolific talents latest. Called a modern day Elvis Costello by many!

    GET YOURS, IN ADVANCE, NOW!!!!

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  • Porn star Priya Rai was on the show today, in the studio with Beetlejuice, The Great One! The best thing was that Sal and Richard and Ronnie and J.D. were NOT IN THE STUDIO, HOORAY! -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@ 10/28), 21:46:19 10/28/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)
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  • **Snap, Snap** -- @GOD@, 21:29:37 10/28/09 Wed (68.40.67.35)
    SmallBearHumor@hotmail.com BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good Job, 64!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:48:27 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    It's still not going to do anything. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:57:44 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    You sure are unimaginative, aren't you? (click)>>> (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:01:47 10/27/09 Tue (64.12.117.6)
    Yes, you are going to find me, and beat me in the head with your mean, nasty behavior, 4chan. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:04:36 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    IceColdFire? What the hell is that @GOOFY@? Enlighten us, please. (NT) -- Hahahaha!, 01:07:40 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    I answer no questions to you. You have no control of my life. You are a radio employee with Aspbergers. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:11:48 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    So, you enjoy playing a game called "Aftershock"? (NT) -- Is that right, @DUMMY@?, 01:14:53 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    I am not a gamer, radio employee. Are you too much of a coward to discuss the great Howard Stern, or do you work for Mancow? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:17:24 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Relax, @STUPID@...sometimes this takes awhile. (NT) -- Sit back and enjoy your wine while we find out EVERYTHING about your ugly ass., 01:23:17 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    You and your Anonymous hates Howard Stern because you are white power rednecks. You will never find out anything about me. You just won't. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:27:20 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Well, see...when you say shit like that, it makes us want to try even harder. (NT) -- You should have stuck with the tears and begging for mercy., 01:32:02 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    You made me cry again, and I can't stop. I want to cut myself. Why won't you stop? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:35:52 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Now, don't cut yourself. Just cooperate with us and no charges will be filed. (NT) -- See, we can be pretty decent after all., 01:37:56 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    I WANT TO FUCKING CUT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:38:41 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Now don't do anything stupid. Look, we'll stop. (NT) -- Just do what Max did. Tell us what we want to know. That's all. Then, it's done...it's over., 01:41:33 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    SSSTTTTOPPPPPPPPPP ITTTTT (NT) -- GOD, 01:42:36 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Do you play Dutch Oven with Scott? What else? (NT) -- #GOD@, 01:46:03 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    IceColdFire@gmail.com (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:16:29 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    This one is showing a Scott Johnson from the Dallas/Ft Worth area. It also shows he's 19. (NT) -- I don't think this is our man. Or, maybe it's one of his boy toys., 01:18:56 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Check this out... (NT) -- http://www.spokeo.com/single/search?e=IceColdFire%40gmail.com, 01:20:34 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Yes, you and your hayseed rednecks will lynch Howard Stern from a tree, and you will win the game! Yes, you and your Master Race will win! And I will lose! You do not care at all, because you think Howard Stern is gay. That is what you think of him, you edgy Children of the Corn. Stay on your farms, you dirtbags. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:23:56 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    So you think @SugarDaddy@ is doing some teen in Dallas? (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:25:25 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Nah, I don't think he's that young. But, when I did a look-up on IceColdFire@gmail.com, it's what I came up with. (NT) -- Are we sure it's gmail.com or could it be another web mail?, 01:27:04 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Look at the redneck children trying to kill off another minority with their hacking and 4chan. What INTERNET TOUGH GUYS. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:28:16 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Who's Scott Johnson, Dummy? You still doing him? You want to go to jail? (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:32:38 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Why do you make me cry so much? I can't leave the house. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:33:47 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    You'd better listen to 68 and tell us about Scott Johnson, @FUNNYBOY@. (NT) -- We'll take this directly to the police if you don't cooperate., 01:34:22 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    I am not who you say I am. Stop hurting me. I can't stop crying! Why can't you stop this? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:36:53 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Now, calm down and tell us about your relationship with Scott. (NT) -- We need to know., 01:39:23 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    FUCKING STOP FUCKING MEEEE STOP IT!!!! FUCKI YOU STOP (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:40:42 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    ASSSHOLE FUCCKING STOP ITS (NT) -- STOP HURTING ME I DDNPT WANT TO, 01:45:01 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    That's what it said. Maybe the dummy meets up with the dude while in Vegas. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:29:57 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Hey, @FUNNYBOY@, you schtupping Scott Johnson in Vegas? (NT) -- What goes on in Vegas...is our business., 01:36:07 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Why can't you stop hitting me like that? I didn't do anything. I can't stop crying! I've been crying for over and hour and I can't stop typing and stop crying. Stop doing this! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:38:06 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Don't stop crying. You're a big, ugly baby. A big, ugly baby who's jazzing some teen named Scott Johnson. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:41:21 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Hey, I think this clown is really on a ledge. Maybe it's best we let up. (NT) -- I wouldn't want him to do anything stupid. Seriously., 01:43:29 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    He's full of shit. Sure, he's nervous about something but he's also a fucking liar. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:48:29 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    You're probably right...but this guy is mentally unstable. Anything could happen. (NT) -- We have the info, so let's let it go for now., 01:50:41 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    He's always been unstable. Read some of his bizarre posts. Now that he's exposed as a pedophile/homosexual, he cries like a little cunt. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:53:19 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Yeah, but even though we've stumbled onto it. If this clown commits suicide, we're involved. (NT) -- And I don't think that's anything we want., 01:56:42 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    He's a pussy. First and foremost. All he's capable of killing is a bottle of Coke. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:59:03 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Yeah, you're probably right. I'm just not into taking the chance. (NT) -- Because no matter what he's done...we'd always be made out to look worse. If, of course, he does something stupid. Small chance? Maybe. But, I think the guy is seriously imbalanced., 02:02:01 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Unbalanced?! @Dippy@?! Nah! Anyway, 64 won't stop until he learns everything. WoW! That 64! Unbelievable! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:04:25 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    If it were you, me, 64 or anybody else, he wouldn't stop until he smelled blood. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:00:52 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    True. But we're all mentally stable. (NT) -- I don't think he is., 02:03:00 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    And I don't want this entire thread to end up in court some day. (NT) -- I like my anonymity., 02:04:42 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    We're not in any way accountable if the idiot commits sewer pipes. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:10:37 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    I agree. It's not our fault. But, you know how they can portray this shit in the courtroom. (NT) -- I don't want to be any part of it., 02:13:31 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Dummy'll be back in a few hours, laughing and smirking like a big homo. Shit! Such self-hatred. Calling us homos when he's the biggest sissy on the internet. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:08:07 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    If that's the case, I'll tag him then. I'm about ready for bed anyway. (NT) -- ., 02:11:51 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Okie dokie, it's your call. But 64 won't stop. G'night. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:16:31 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    G'night. (NT) -- ., 02:17:13 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    THATS NOT ME I DIDN'T DO IT I CAN'T CRY STOP CRYING (NT) -- FUCK YOU ASSHOLE WHY CAN'T YOU STOP (STOP), 01:43:58 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    OK, relax. We're stopping. Go to bed. Get some sleep. (NT) -- Don't do anything stupid., 01:45:36 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    I DIDN'T DO IT STOP HURITN ME ID DIDN'T HURT ANYBODY STOPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 (NT) -- STOTPPTTT, 01:45:54 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    FUCK YOU AFUCK ASSHOLE STOP!! I CAN'T STOP CRYING AT ALL!!!!!!DIE YOU FAGGGTOTT DIE (NT) -- WYOU WON'TS STOP WHYSTOP IT, 01:46:59 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Whhhhaaaaaaaaaa! Big ugly baby crying like a dickhead. Whhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa! (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:50:38 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Yes, you cannot talk about Howard Stern, because you think Mancow and Opie and Anthony are better. They are not. You are only angry because you are not allowed to discuss the great Howard Stern, because you hate him, and you want to bring Howard down. That is what you redneck hayseed want, to make Mancow the King of All Media. That is your love, a coke-snorting fatso who banged his married producers. That is your life, and you are too much of a coward to discuss The Howard Stern Show. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:21:55 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    HAHA!!! Just get the cockroaches personal info. I have his address. It's at the Rosedale Cemetery in Koreatown. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:22:18 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Yes, the police know about you and your racism. You cannot live down your thug life ways. You will always, always get away with hurting me, and it makes you feel so good inside to do that, it drives you crazy. You will get away with it! Over and over until I am beaten down without anything at all. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:25:42 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Yes, keep doing it, over and over. You can't stop. You will make me cry, like everybody made you cry and sent you to the hospital because you went crazy. You will stay at your computer forever and ever until I cut myself. That's what you want. Radio employee. Are you not good enough to have your own radio show? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:19:09 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Are they tiny tears or big wet ones? (NT) -- Just curious., 01:25:19 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Oh, they're big tears. You made me cry so hard, it hurt me. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:26:31 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Dude, are you serious? Are you really crying about all of this? (NT) -- Be honest., 01:29:17 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    I can't stop crying. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:32:51 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Crocodile tears, old man? Sounds like a crock of shit. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:37:03 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    STOP FUCKING WITH ME!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:39:14 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    You should be crying. You're a nasty old bastard. You want to cry in jail? (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:35:34 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    STOP HURTING ME!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:39:53 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    This one might be another (haven't gotten around to pinging it yet) (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:57:45 10/27/09 Tue (64.12.117.6)
    Maybe you can put hundreds of emails in my name, and ruin my life. Why don't you do that, 4chan? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:58:37 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Hey, wait..what am I missing here? Were you able to confirm @DOOFUS@ email he registered with is the hotmail address? (NT) -- Nice, 64! I think SmallBearHumor is going to be asking the Stern Show permission to add you to their special mentions list!, 01:00:03 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    That's right, keep making me famous. Or making yourself famous. You like to make people cry. And hurt. You will get away with it like a laughing little boy stabbing his friend in the face with a knife. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:03:49 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Hey, I would NEVER stab a friend in the face with a knife. (NT) -- Apologize, @BADBOY@, 01:10:24 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Oh yes you did. You did something bad, and now your anger is all over this board. You can't stop posting. You have to destroy me. If you fail, people will call you a bad person and a coward. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:13:41 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Haven't gotten around to confirming stuff yet (leaving that to the Hack Pack), but @FAILURE@ has been pretty predictable for a while (not to mention his piss-poor net security. He leaves easy traces to himself everywhere) He should be VERY worried. Hell, registering was an EXTREMELY fucked up move on his part. He should have thought twice about it -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:07:26 10/27/09 Tue (64.12.117.6)
    Very generic email name. Hundreds of it everywhere. You have not succeeded in making me cry. That's what you want, 4chan Internet Tough Guy. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:10:44 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    SmallBearHumor@aol.com (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:02:22 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    You win-win again. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:05:10 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    OH @DOPEY@! You were taunting SmallBearHumor because YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE SURE HE GOT SPAMMED? How quickly the tables have turned! (NT) -- What a freaking @LOAD@!, 01:05:35 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)

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  • Natalie Portman Is On Top Chef Tonight !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 21:12:36 10/28/09 Wed (12.64.216.170)
    Damn, Natalie Portman is one hot woman. I wish she were my girlfriend. If I could only cook with her.

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  • It's pretty interesting to notice the J.D. - Ronnie Mund rivalry as of late. For reasons Howard Stern will not divulge, Howard gave J.D. "The Power" in order to cancel Ronnie's car show on Howard 101. Ronnie has vowed to "destroy" J.D. by any means necessary. It's funny, and people are reacting well to the controversy. I think it's funny. I've noticed that Richard Christy has been banned from being on the air for committing payola and plugola for Sal's birthday party. I wish The Howard Stern Show could have a segment devoted to bulletin boards about Howard Stern, and they can make a comparison of each one they see, like reviewers. It is the age of Twitter, and the Stern show should keep up with it. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:58:06 10/28/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)
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  • I suggest that you stop submitting my VoyForums User ID for a "Lost Password" email. I know the administrator of this board isn't going to stop you. That's why you cyberbullies keep posting here to hurt others. That's why you're here. I'm not going to reply to your messages anymore, as large as your messages grow, as many times you spam and harass people here. I am going to post about the Howard Stern show here, while you keep trying to scare people off this board. Once again, I will post the violators of this bulletin board. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:43:26 10/28/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

    75.81.104.66
    68.40.67.35
    64.12.117.6
    205.188.117.8
    216.151.18.217
    203.244.221.3
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  • An Old Poem Straight From The Blood Stained Pages Of The Little Red Notebook! -- @GOD@, 19:15:57 10/28/09 Wed (68.40.67.35)

    I cut myself

    I want you to hurt me
    When I'm fallin' down
    I want you to beat me
    I cut myself
    I want you to kick me
    When I cry like a baby
    I want you to cut me

    I don't want anybody else
    When I cry like a moron
    I cut myself
    I don't want anybody else
    Whaaa, Whaaa, Whaaa

    You're the one who makes me cry honey
    You're the love who makes me bleed
    When you're around I'm always crying
    I want to make you mine

    I close my eyes
    And see you before me
    Think I would die
    If you were to cut me
    A fool could see
    Just how bad you cut me
    I get down on my knees
    I'd do anything for you

    I love that dwarf
    I want him to cut me
    When I'm feelin' down
    I want him above me
    I search myself
    I want him to find me
    I forget myself
    I want him to slice me

    I need a smack
    I don't want anybody else
    And when I think about you
    I cut myself
    Ow! ouch! oooooh, whaaaaaa

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  • An excerpt from 71's net bio -- -, 18:51:18 10/28/09 Wed (205.188.117.8)
    " His (71's) interests involve knobgobbling, the legend of Don Quixote, and shooting his juice on pictures of, well anything, especially if they were funded by the NEA. As an anonymous neighbor said, "He's a nice guy. Kind of a loner. Keeps to himself. Well, except when he's fucking my chickens." "

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  • Not sure if anyone has noticed... -- @THEABYSSMALCRYBABY@, 17:43:22 10/28/09 Wed (75.81.104.66)
    The SmallBearHumor imposter has set out to edit his entire crybaby rant from the other night. Yes, the little tuna (spoiled on toast) is going through all his itty bitty cries and wailing for us to STTTTTOOOPPPPP ITTT! and rewriting the dialogue.

    Pretty chickenshit, eh?

    Unfortunately for @DOPEY@, his entire WAHHHHHHH episode has been cached and will still be available for viewers. I would suggest the crying jag be posted (in it's entirety) for all to see on a semi-regular interval.

    You are weak and insignificant, @DOUCHENOZZLE@. And we'll never let you forget your little performance the other night.

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  • JM J BULLOCK Is On The Bold And The Beautiful !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:59:35 10/28/09 Wed (12.64.186.120)
    Who would ever have thought that he would end up on a daytime soap opera playing a gay character? Does Howard still have him on the show as a guest?

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  • Where Is Perry White? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:43:10 10/28/09 Wed (12.65.150.179)
    When will he take control of this board and banish the spammers? Good people, like @GOD@ and myself, have to deal with these filthy O & A propogandists, as if their opinions have any worth. They have the worth of of a freshly flushed turd. Jippetto doesn't post here, anymore. Neither does Dave from Toronto, not even the asshole, TSFFR. The O & A spammers are ruining this board. I believe they include U2 Glasses, FAKEGOD, 205 and 64. They should be fucked in the ass until they are dead.

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  • An Open Response -- SmallBearHumor, 11:33:31 10/28/09 Wed (75.81.104.66)
    This is an open response to all the cyberbullies, haters of Howard Stern and those wishing to see @GOD....er, Small Bear Humor, burn in effigy at their Opie and Anthony Scientology-sponsored picnics.

    First of all, yes, it's true that I sobbed uncontrollably and practically short-circuited the keyboard on my computer a couple of nights ago. I was crying because I was losing a war that I've waged against you Benjy Bronk typing enemies of the Stern show. Wouldn't you weep, as well? You tried to uncover things about me that no one would want to see in print. And I will do everything in my power to see that you are punished by Howard Stern.

    And, yes. I threatened to cut myself. However, since I have found this type of behavior works well with my father, when he refuses to give me rent money, I thought it would get my haters to stop. And it did. So, I will continue to threaten suicide and cry and jump up and down and hold my nose in the future if I don't get my way. This should not be hard to understand.

    I also want to clear the air about Scott Johnson. Scott is a man I encountered in a Vegas junket several years ago. I befriended him at the nickel slot machines and had drinks with him. We talked about my plans to move away from the filthy city of Los Angeles and other things related to The Little Red Notebook. He and I engaged in lengthy dialogue about the potential of moving to the Dallas/Ft. Worth area. The rest of the night is hard to remember as we both got very drunk. It is also none of anyone's business except for Scott and myself.

    As most of you are aware, the only current man in my life is Max Brown of Washington, DC. He also goes by the name, The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth. We are kindred spirits. We share the same soul. And again, what we do or have done in the past is none of anyone's business. He is a good man.

    I will continue to take names and IP numbers. I will continue to ask that Howard take care of these people. They are of no good to anyone. They are spies of Opie and Anthony. They revel in Scientology secrets amongst themselves. They are part of a conspiracy that wants @GO....er, Small Bear Humor dead! They want to haunt me and make me cry. They want to hurt me and ruin my dreams. They contribute nothing about the Howard Stern show and pose as "Internet Tough Guys" whose only purpose in life is to insult and hurt people. They are Tradio punks who engage like Sal and Richard. They want to BE the Stern show and continue to terrorize people that call you out.

    I deny being a pedophile. I deny being a homosexual. I deny living in Los Angeles. I deny writing the Little Red Notebook. I deny being a member of the SFN network. There, are you happy now?

    I will continue to express myself on this board. I will continue to discuss all facets of the Howard Stern show. I continue to talk about it because I like it. And I invite all my haters to FUCK ME IN THE ASS, RIGHT NOW. Don't wait until tomorrow...FUCK ME NOW! FUCK ME HARD AND DRIP YOUR STICKY GOO ALL OVER MY FACE AND LIPS! YES, FUCK ME HARD YOU NEO-CONS, YOU RED EYE WITH GREG GUTFELD FANS! FUCK ME NOW!

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  • 64.12.117.6 believes in his own superiority and self-righteousness. I, however, believe in the Trix Rabbit. Many have called me that kind of bunny. Doesn't matter - this is about you, 64.12.117.6, and I suggest you get the hell out of here. Did I also tell you that Howard Stern reads this board? Well, I guess I have to come up with some new Trix Rabbit jokes. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@ 10/28), 07:45:58 10/28/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

    www.26thda.org/fckfiles/file/AOL%20IP%20Address.DOC

    **********


    THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY OF THE 26TH JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT

    APPLYING FOR A SUBPOENA DUCES PARISH OF BOSSIER

    TECUM TO OBTAIN INFORMATION

    NEEDED IN AN ACTIVE STATE OF LOUISIANA

    INVESTIGATION – 131,996

    FILED:____________________________ ________________________________

    DEPUTY CLERK
    MOTION AND ORDER FOR SUBPOENA DUCES TECUM

    NOW INTO COURT comes the State of Louisiana through J. Schuyler Marvin
    District Attorney, 26th Judicial District, and the undersigned Assistant District Attorney, in accordance with LSA-C.CR.P. Art. 66, and on suggesting to the Court that mover desires to summon Custodian of Records, America Online, Inc., 22000 AOL Way, Dulles, VA 20166 to produce the following information:

    Any and all subscriber records pertaining to the following IP Addresses also include any information about the computer or user for the date and time that they were issued.

    **********

    I also would like to direct any VoyForum Administrators to this article, to suggest to them what this board is up against:

    http://www.homelandstupidity.us/2007/07/19/to-harass-and-annoy/

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