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QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Artie Pisses Bordeaux !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:16:41 11/17/09 Tue (12.64.186.160)
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"I wish The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, aka Max Brown of Washington, DC tweeted. Oh, Maxxxxxxxx???!!!" -- @SidSeizure@, 13:39:36 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62) (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:23:39 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
I'll never tweet you. Go tweet your t'aint. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:29:24 11/17/09 Tue (12.64.186.160)
What's your last name, Bob? Are you Letterman's dead dog, Bob, Bob? And hurry up. I've only 15 minutes for lunch, Bob. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:45:37 11/17/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
You still crying, Roberto? Settle down while watching some Plum TV. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:57:11 11/17/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
My middle name is Max. I'll never tell FAKEGOD my first name. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:03:52 11/17/09 Tue (12.65.108.66)
Good evening, Whole Truth. I'm fine with the supposed first name, because with the other names, he's going to have trouble. FAKEGOD is having another manic episode. I had to shut down my Small Bear Humor board because he seems to be intent on screwing me. He's going to get it. I just exposed him on Stern Fan Network. (NT) -- 
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 17:21:37 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
Good evening, @GOD@. I logged onto your board and it was gone. I blame FAKEGOD for it because he is a turd. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:29:03 11/17/09 Tue (12.65.108.66)
I'll probably make another one soon. He's a real prick and he is actually being a cyberbully. I just wish something could be done about him. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 17:31:59 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
He defines the term bad apple. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:36:44 11/17/09 Tue (12.65.108.66)
Why do you want to scare me off this board? Because your blew your connections with Howard Stern to the point that you're banned from his world? Just like Joey Boots and Hi-Pitch Unemployed Erik? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 17:44:27 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
Howard Stern didn't have Joey Boots on the show. That was a good decision, because they had a Medicated Pete dating game. You are a pompous ass with a stupid vocabulary. You barely finished junior high school. Have you been drinking Howard Stern's booze at Sirius? You're fucked. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 17:54:14 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
You're a bad apple, and bad apples like you get fucked by Howard Stern. That's how it works. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 19:01:10 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
They ain't fighting, Crazy Bob. They're Fucking! Is angry, gay sex really *that* important to you? (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:51:43 11/17/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
You always take things out of context, Leper Bob. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:54:13 11/17/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
Good afternoon, @GOD@. Was FAKEGOD ever really much of a force in radio? Radio is better off without him. He will never be Howard Stern. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:00:47 11/17/09 Tue (12.65.108.66)
Judging from what he writes, he's isn't worth it. I think he was the drug mule for most of his career. That's the only way he got to work, I assume. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 17:23:16 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
I hope he gets to share a prison cell with Bernie Madoff. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:30:56 11/17/09 Tue (12.65.108.66)
@Bob@ is sweet on you, dwarf. He wants to lick your fleshy bits on Staten Island. (NT) -- @GOD@, 15:06:10 11/17/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
You are a liar, as always, FAKEGOD. If I lived in New York, it would have to be Manhatten, baby. It may happen at some point in the future. I'm sure that I'll be missed in 'ol D.C. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:33:23 11/17/09 Tue (12.64.228.169)
I believe FAKEGOD and his army are Stern Fan Network jerkoffs. They are on the warpath, and they really claim that I hate Howard Stern. They are such, such dicks. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 17:24:49 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
They need to be stopped like red ants on the attack. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:32:56 11/17/09 Tue (12.65.108.66)
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You become crazy when you're loaded and crying. And @GOD@ won't even give BethO a taste. My old lady would shoot me. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:11:58 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
What's so special about Afghanistan, Robert? That's not my war. Go visit Jersey and protect Artie Lange's private stash with your droll humor. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:19:26 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
Ever squeezed your nutsack after not showering for a week? And smelled your hand afterwards? P.U.!!! I almost passed out on a small whiff! -- @GOD@, 13:54:03 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)Oh, Yeah! Now you're cooking! All the hot girlie girls at SFN love that sort of sweet-talk! You charmer. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:59:20 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
Bob?! What are you bobbing for? (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:02:39 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
It's a herd mentally thingy. Everybody else laughs at you, so @GOD@ laughs, too, (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:08:06 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
@GOD@ doesn't know anything about that shit, Bobbie. Go write another manifesto. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:14:57 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
What's this, White Man? You know you're a white redneck piece of shit, right? -- @GOD@, 13:39:36 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
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Why do you want to boink Howard and Max? Is angry sex all that great? (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:41:47 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
You still here, racist? @GOD@ thought you were moving to New York? (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:54:07 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
And where's that non-George Takei bullying retard of an actor you palled around in your Pac Man days? (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:43:36 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
Maybe you shoud go to SFN to find a nice girl. Ladies there don't like unemployed crybabies, however. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:50:27 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
But you like the thought of killing one. Right, Bob? (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:04:29 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
"Have you ever fantasized what it might be like to schtup Howard? I mean, really grind on him 2 the point of passing out? I DO! All the time." I don't know what it's like to be a Neo-Nazi whose only claim to fame is Encyclopedia Dramatica. -- @GOD@, 13:36:40 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)@GOD@ thought you were out of here. Stop making a jackass out of yourself. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:39:45 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
I think today might be a nice day to find some fellow Howard Stern fans. Maybe I'll meet some friends from SFN. That would be great. -- @GOD@, 13:24:18 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)Everybody at SFN hates you because you're a blowhard. Try somewhere else. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:32:45 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
I think today might be a nice day to find some fellow Howard Stern fans. Maybe I'll meet some friends from SFN. That would be great. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:37:29 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
Maybe. Just try acting nice for a change. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:43:27 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA -- HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH (FUCK YOU!), 13:01:41 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
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Can @GOD@ reach you on Twitter? I need to throw a party for Cub Scout Troop #818. Do you do stand-up while strumming on a guitar? (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:29:09 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
Why don't you fuck me in broad daylight, you coward? What's the matter? THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE LITTLE RED NOTEBOOK, DICKBRAIN. EVEN I'VE GOT YOU FUCKED OVER WITH THAT. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SFN, EITHER. I DON'T POST THERE ANYMORE. WHAT'S IT WORTH TO YOU, ASSHOLE? TWITTER AWAY, BULLY! YOU'RE FISTING ME HARD! -- @GOD@, 12:56:11 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
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Are you emotionally defective, 75? Is that what you are? You don't even know what you're doing anymore? THERE WAS NO LITTLE RED NOTEBOOK. THERE WAS NO ME. AND THERE WILL BE NO ME ANYMORE. FUCK YOU, YOU BULLYING PRICK. YOU ARE FUCKED NOW. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH A HA HA HA HAH AH FUCK YOU HA HA HA HA HAH A HAH AH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHFOAHDS;KGFHAOIW EHTR[OAUHFGIOQ H4 (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:59:12 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
Someone else is already using SmallBearHumor on Twitter. And that's not good, at all. Now if you were to do it first? Well, that would have been fantastic! The Nerve Of Some People! Oh, and bye. We'll all caich up with you on SFN. Bye. Adios. Auf Wiedersehen. Go! Shoo! (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:23:33 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
The nerve of some people to be racist to everybody because they are in show business, and they're not. You're a fat cow. (NT) -- Bob, 13:50:41 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
You win, asshole. You're a biggest comedian in the world. You are funnier than Howard Stern, 75.81.104.66. That's what you are. You are are better than me. Do you know how to read, Hi-Pitch Erik autisitc fatso? I don't have any accounts anywhere, anymore. My own Twitter is down. Fuck you, you Wack Pack Hacker Freak. I hope you get locked up again. -- @GOD@, 12:50:05 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
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Today is my last day, and this is my last post on this board. Because of a few cyberbullies, I am forced to leave here. The only person who really is to blame is the webamaster of this board, who probably in bad intent, loves to mock people the way Howard Stern mocks others. Of course, that's what he thinks works. He gets off hurting people and pushing them around here. But no one cares. No one. You've had your fun with me, and it's a shame you think of me as so stupid, you have to scare me off so I won't be here anymore. You're right. I'm not going to post here anymore, because I'm not like you. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 12:23:09 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)I took my board down, I took my MySpace, my Facebook, my Twitter, I deleted all my accounts. Aren't you glad you hurt me and put me down, cyberbullies? You don't need me. Why should you care? You will find another victim to screw over. That's what you're all about, and you're paid handsomely for this. Aren't you? (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:39:56 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
A Message to 75.81.104.66 -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 11:59:34 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
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This is the first thing I want you to do, 75.81.104.66. Take down your Twitter page that you're ridiculing me with. You keep changing pictures, trying to make me paranoid, like you own me and the world? Is that what you think? How come nothing ever happens to you, ever? Why won't anything happen to you? Take down that stupid Twitter page you made, or I will have to consider filing police reports, recording everything that you post here, I will have to do that, and send them to the authorities. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 12:11:35 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
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These guys are gay for Encyclopedia Dramatica, Anonymous, and the rest of the internet trolls who run the cyberbullying game. Someone already made a Twitter in my name, because that's how they slap around people like the internets police. He will get away with that, like a NeoNazi homo on the level of MikeSkehan and POCT. That's all it is, little boys ruining the lives of others. Good for you, little boys. Stern called some SternFanNetwork troublemakers neo-Nazis yesterday. Aren't you happy now that you made a Twitter to scare me? Aren't you, West Palm Beach Gay Snob Humor? Sorry, Florida. We don't like Kirk Cameron, Christ of your comedy! -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 06:29:14 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
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It's a shame that Medicated Pete needs to get laid. He shouldn't use Twitter, though. That's neo-Nazi stuff. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 06:31:02 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
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Ya Want More? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 01:21:05 11/17/09 Tue (12.64.120.82)
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Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:57:57 11/17/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
Imposter of myself, does excitement make you more hyper than usual? Did you go to the bathroom to gel your private parts? HowardTV ought to follow you around into the bathroom. Did you take your Medicated Pete pills? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 06:33:05 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
Are you lubing yourself silly to that fantasy? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:12:47 11/17/09 Tue (12.64.186.160)
Artie Is A God Spelled With A Capitol G !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 01:00:24 11/17/09 Tue (12.64.120.82)
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Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 23:28:38 11/16/09 Mon (75.81.104.66)
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BIG FAT WACK PACK HOMO is your name. You're pissed off that Encyclopedia Dramatica doesn't have an entry about you. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 06:16:48 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
Now that you're hurting me the way you want, what to do you want me to do? No one is going to visit that site. Not a soul. Only you and your cronies. And then you will take it down because you are bored. Next you will go after my credit cards and then you'll show up to my home to murder me. That's what you're going to do. That's what makes you win in the eyes of show business. No one cares when you murder someone. That's why you do what you do. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 06:09:50 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
Fucking NICE!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:37:45 11/17/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
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Howard Stern talked about the imbeciles, the pile of morons in morning local radio. Are you one of those imbeciles Howard talked about today? Oh yeah, you only talk about your own lame radio show. Fuck your show if we find out what it is. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 07:05:08 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
The History of the Word "Douche" on The Howard Stern Show -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 12:33:01 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
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It's time to listen to The Pretty Good Podcast of Hot Talk L.A. right now. It's better than the rest of the Sirius Radio talk shows, save for Howard Stern's show. They'll come around to the Pretty Good Podcast soon enough. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 14:03:12 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
You're hilarious, by the way. We are not interpreting you as a jerk. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 07:07:42 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 22:22:27 11/16/09 Mon (75.81.104.66)
Are you filling time for your morning radio show that sucks dick and pays minimum wage? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 07:06:50 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
TSFFR and his gang of thieves are trying to get at my password. I told you to stop doing that. It doesn't matter. You're going to do that forever, because no one cares. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 05:08:14 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)People on VoyForums don't care. They're going to close down their server, anyway. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 05:13:30 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
That is why morning local radio sucks donkey dick. I don't know why you think you're better than Howard Stern. Are you a Jesus Freak? Are you? Are you a Clear Channel neo-Nazi? I'm glad Howard Stern shit on you today. Good luck, HOMO (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 07:09:24 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
You can't even change your password here, and the error message is always "VoySIRR CGI error 93." This board needs work. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 05:23:31 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
Are you in the West Palm Beach Clear Channel vortex of mobbed-up Christ-complex shit? I'm glad you work for minimal wage on the air! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 07:10:46 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
Announcement -- The Board, 00:03:38 11/16/09 Mon (64.12.117.6)
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Yes, the dwarf-whore oddity really screwed things up with that do-it-yourself addadictomy kit. He's all thumbs. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:28:10 11/16/09 Mon (68.41.193.63)
^^^This is Eric the Midget's talking penis (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 05:11:11 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
^^^The real little person who's going to take down Howard Stern in a fistfight (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 05:10:34 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
This is what U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66), the pompous load, posts on Stern Fan Network, because U2 Glasses has an army of retards looking to defame Howard Stern to death, by criticizing Beth. Yes, that's always a good idea, like it turns them into comedians when they do that. -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 18:35:18 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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On Stern Fan Network, there's nothing but Opie and Anthony Pests signing up, and posting anti-Stern posts. Besides, the webmaster Mutt now has his own radio show on Howard 101. I don't listen to his Roundtable. It's sort of disturbing. It's the snuff film Howard would have been yelling at and goofing on in the 1990s. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 18:50:03 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
^^^Sounding like a jealous little witch. Shut up. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 18:08:41 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
No. I am whiter than you. Don't call anybody "boy" you flaming homo of Maxim Magazine, a rag that gays buy. Go away, you Eric the Midget enforcer. I would rather die from that misfortune of me getting wacked than being fucked by that angry talentless fraud, who is your hero. You do every board, douche tush. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:23:28 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
NAH, SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOUCHE FUCK. SOMEONE PUT YOUR ERIC THE MIDGET TO SLEEP, FREDO CORLEONE DWARFISM. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 05:09:46 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
Good, you pointed out that I'm wrong. What do you think about Howard Stern's apartment in NYC? Not as kewl as fail on Encyclopedia Dramatica and Anonymous, the King of Bel Air? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 06:19:05 11/17/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
75.81.104.66 is a spy for Jay Leno, and that U2 Glasses douchebag ought to be thrown into a bonfire by Howard Stern. So much for stealing my name, old fart. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 18:11:07 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62) Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@) (), 18:19:09 11/15/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
Don't you have to go to bed before 7 PM EST so that you can get up at a reasonable hour for your stupid-ass non-Howard Stern Sirius Radio Show? Do you have a fragmented personality and do you hate children? Do you justify all the bad you do because of all the bad things done to you? If you're worth close to a billion dollars, you don't need to work anymore. That's my diagnosis. Thanks for screwing up my life, because I'm not as white as you, clever as you, con artist stealing names like you. I hope you never wake up because you had a stroke. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 18:29:53 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 18:35:38 11/15/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
No, you are a liar. You are the white men that George Carlin and Paul Mooney have warned us about for years. I'm probably whiter than you, but even white people like myself are scared of white men like you. Don't call me a silly fool when your narcissism caused your divorce and your children to hate you. See, this is the kind of thinking that won't get Porky's remade. Exactly how you're dealing with me. You don't even want to pretend that @GOD@ is the greatest comedy writer ever. I think I should go write for Norm MacDonald when he wants to roast Bob Saget. What do you think? Forget it, never ask your opinion BECAUSE YOU SUCK TONY SOPRANO DICK FROM THE CROTCH OF ERIC THE MIDGET (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 18:44:35 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Howard Stern does. What's the matter? Never support your friends' projects? Go eat yourself into a fat ball of ass. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:25:16 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:19:37 11/15/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
Every YouTube video you've done this year sucked a huge dick. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:27:23 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Are you Jeff the Drunk? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 05:14:48 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
And 75.81.104.66? I'm much, much whiter than you. And much less homosexual than you, which for me is 0.0 -- ZERO POINT ZERO. You are not a comedy writer, nor a thinker. You are a dick from a dickheaded community, like Disneyland. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 19:07:27 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
I am whiter than you. You only pretend to be more white than everybody. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:26:12 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
...that TSFFR is not a judge, not a prosecutor, and not a lawyer. Let the record state he's a retarded douchebag who likes his NAMBLA membership. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 05:03:09 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
75.81.104.66 likes to steal identities and commit fraud. Of course, nothing will happen to this guy, either. Nothing is wrong with 75.81.104.66, because someone big and famous is letting him harass and slander people. I don't like it. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:42:01 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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U2 Glasses is an employee of Howard Stern, and he likes to remind us of that by ruining our lives. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 16:46:49 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
"Our" lives? Oh, My! Are "we" so full of shit! (NT) -- @GD@, 16:50:20 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:52:32 11/15/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
I'M CRYING NOW!!! AND THESE ARE REAL TEARS!!! REAL BIG BEEG TEARS!!! I'M GONNA WET MYSELFFFFF!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:55:49 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
I'M GONE, STUPID ASS. YOU WON, AND NOW HOWARD STERN WILL LOVE YOU ALL OVER YOUR BODY, JUST LIKE YOU WANTED (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 16:58:55 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
I WIN I WIN I WIN!!!!! BOO BOO HOO!! YOU KILLED HOWARD!!! YOU KILLED BETHO AND ARTIE!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:05:18 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
IS THAT SO, STERN FAN NETWORK "LOGIN" FUCKTARD? YOU CAN'T STOP HURTING PEOPLE. YOU REALLY WANT TO MURDER SOMEONE, AND YOU OWN THE COPS, AND YOU'RE CONNECTED WITH STERN, SO YOU WILL GET AWAY WITH ALL THIS SHIT. THAT'S WHY YOU KEEP DOING IT UNTIL I'M DEAD, AND REALLY, THE SHAMEFUL PART IS THAT YOU THINK THIS IS ALL A BIG CHESS MATCH. I'M GOING TO BE DEAD IN A FEW YEARS, ANYWAY. YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT, YOU BIG FAGGOT. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 17:10:26 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 Or Else!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING HOOOOOOOO!!! Why do you make me hate Howard, too??? BOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO BOOOOOO HOOOOOO! (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:18:31 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
THAT'S HOW YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE, RIGHT? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 17:27:18 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
NU-UHHH! YOU ARE WRONG!!! STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:36:59 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
Violence is the only thing that makes you credible. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 18:07:36 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW CONNECTED TO HOWARD STERN YOU ARE, THAT YOU CAN THREATEN PEOPLE HERE ALL YOU WANT. FUCK OFF, YOU WON. I'M LEAVING THIS BOARD NOW. WHOLE TRUTH SHOULDN'T COME HERE ANYMORE, EITHER. YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID TO THINK HOWARD STERN LETS YOU DO THIS ALL DAY. YOU'RE A FUCKING LAUGHING 1000-POUND BULLY WHO'D KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ME UNTIL I'M DEAD, AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE. FUCK OFF, YOU HOWARD STERN FAILURE. HE LETS YOU FUCK YOURSELF HERE, AND THAT'S SHAMEFUL. BYE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. YOU WON THE WAR. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:55:02 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
BOO HOO HOO HOO!!! GOO GOO GA CHOOB!!! YOU WALRUS!!! GO GO GO!!! I HATE YOU!!! BYE BYE BYE!!! YOU KILLED PAUL!!! YOU KILKED THE DWARF!!! YOU KILLED THE BABA BOOEY PUPPET!!! FUCKING BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO! FAGGOT WALRUS!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:01:50 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
YOU'D BETTER CLOSE THIS FUCKING BOARD, BECAUSE @GOD@ MIGHT STEAL YOUR SHIT HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD STEAL, SINCE YOU ALREADY DID ALL OF THAT. YOU'RE A WHITE REDNECK FAGGOT WHOSE HATE FOR HOWARD STERN KNOWS NO BOUNDS. SOON YOU'LL FIND WHERE I LIVE, AND YOU'LL JACK ME IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. THAT'S WHAT YOU WILL DO, RIGHT? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 17:08:18 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You're bloody well right. And steal the shit frm Mad Lib. BOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO HOOOOO HOOOO HOOOO!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:21:27 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
YEAH? WHAT KIND OF FAG ARE YOU? AN ASHAMED ONE? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 17:28:02 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@) (), 17:09:13 11/15/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAN @GOD@ DECIDING TO WRITE FOR JAY LENO, WHILE YOU ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN? CHECKMATE, FAGGOT! YOU WIN AGAIN! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 17:11:57 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 17:21:08 11/15/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
YOU'RE A FUCKING FAG WHO HOWARD STERN SHOULD THROW IN A FUCKING BONFIRE (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 17:26:30 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Those pesky Cub Scouts like to build bonfires in the woods. Ever see an 8 year old farting on one? Of course you did. Silly me. (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:32:40 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
My life is not an SNL sketch with Adam Sandler in a Boy Scout suit. That's you molesting him. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 18:08:58 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Yes, Jeff Curo. You are big, BIG! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 05:15:38 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
By the way, I'm not leaving this board. I lied again. U2 Glasses, TSFFR, FAKEGOD, and the rest of the assholes here ought to flee the country. It's over for them. It's over for Bozo. Bozo is over. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 18:39:31 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
And then you had to suck another dick to think of something funny, and then it wasn't. What are you, a BIG BIG BIG 1000-POUND MAN? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:29:19 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You got a fat huge ass for a small man. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 04:58:56 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
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I don't like your identity theft, your attempts to impersonate me and slander me. The sad truth is that Howard Stern is letting you do this. He really is, isn't he? No one call you anything, nothing can send you away, and you get rewarded by ruining my life. I don't like it. Go away. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:43:55 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
I don't like it when people like you try to hack my password, and get away with it for years. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 05:16:45 11/16/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
The jealous fat fuck known as 68.40.67.35 is jealous of Artie Lange, and wants to take Artie's place on the show. This loser actually believes he's a better comic than Artie Lange. What a loser. What a "maroon!" What a delusional asshat. Howard Stern needs to hire more security officers in case 68.40.67.35 acts out violently. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:46:13 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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68.40.67.35 = THE BIGGEST FUCKING DUMMY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, THE COUNTRY, THE STATE OF MICHIGAN, WHATEVER (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:50:31 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
The server, or whatever, is in Bloomfield Hills, MI. However, @GOD@ is now in northern L.A., hunting for @Deer@. BANG, BANG, @Bedwetter@! You're dead. Haha! Just kidding. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:15:43 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
Stop making physical threats on people. It's wrong, and no one cares, you fat dumb fuck. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:25:15 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You're not a person. @GOD@ only threatens @Garbage@. Ugly, old garbage. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:43:59 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
I said that you must stop threatening people here. You are not better than me just because Howard Stern lets you on the air. You're just looking to kick someone's ass online. Isn't that right, troublemaker? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:49:03 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
And I said You're not a person. @GOD@ only threatens @GayGarbage@. Ugly, old gay garbage. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:52:59 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
GIVE UP ALREADY. IT'S OVER. YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 16:58:07 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Bob Dylan says "SLEEP!" BOO HOO HOO HOO!!! YOU KILLED BOBBY! (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:09:01 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
You killed Teddy Kennedy because he was too liberal for you. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 18:06:50 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
68.40.67.35 is now threatening violence with people here with "constant blows to the head," and he's going to get away with it, again. It must be nice to have so much power and connections like that, and he is rewarded with Howard Stern show goodies. What a goon. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:17:09 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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Staying awake night after night causes high blood pressure, strokes, hypertension, diabetes and alzheimer's disease. Why are you trying to kill yourself? Hey! I Got It! You miss hearing the phrase "Artie Rules!". Right? Well Dummy, Artie doesn't rule, at all. He's an obese, sorry son of a bitch, and is about to meet the bookie who brought him into this cruel, cruel world, in the first place. Yeah, he'll be buried in Jersey, but you're too fucking cheap to witness his burial. Just continue all that licking, and sucking, and petting. You Dick! (NT) -- @GOD@, 15:35:34 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
Artie Lange is better than you, and you are a complete dick, and you disappoint Howard Stern with all your physical threats of violence. I shall say his name over and over--Artie Artie Artie Artie Artie. You want the Artie Chair. Fuck you. You're a penis. Dummy dummy dummy dummy YOU dummy dummy dummy dummy dummy (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:42:17 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Howard will keep the "Jackie Chair" empty once Artie dies. Mr. Lange appears to be just another Chris Farley freaked out on cocaine flavored steroids. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:04:14 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
Are you now deciding things for Howard Stern now? You are a delusional asshole. You are not funnier than Artie. You are stupider than Artie. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 16:26:28 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Why are you so jealous of Howard's success? Why do you feel so threatened by it? (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:47:20 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
Stop putting words in my mouth, you lying criminal. I'm sick of your doubletalking redneck racist shit. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 16:50:03 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
YOU KILLED YOUR CRIMINAL MOUTH!!!! SLEEP!!! BOO HOO (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:10:49 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
What made Sal a big, big fan of Brookers YouTube videos? You? Scientology? What hell on Earth decided who should wipe @GOD@ off the face of the planet? Howard Stern wanted this? You think this? Retard. You wanted this. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 18:13:35 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Good morning, Underground Howard Stern Message Board. Thieves like TSFFR, FAKEGOD, and U2 Glasses would love this news story about a narcissist taking a bus on a joyride in Vermont. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 06:45:36 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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I think this is a fun news story The Howard Stern Show can use. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 06:48:37 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
The Stern Show doesn't need retarded YouTube stories found by unemployed L.A. nutjobs. Just continue staying awake all night while interning for Greyhound. Now go water your neighbor's ferns before he wakes up. (NT) -- @GOD@, 08:38:47 11/15/09 Sun (68.41.193.63)
I'm not sure why you're defending your honor and place in the Howard Stern universe. "Free John Gotti" is your retarded anthem of the stupid area of the world that was sectioned off for you. Right now I am listening to The Bob Dylan Radio Hour, because I listen to Sirius Radio. The topic for this Dylan hour is "Sleep." What's it like to be you, when people read your work, and know for a fact you use Mad Libs for every sentence you write? Sins in your life: retardation, unemployment, being nuts, working for a bus company, insomnia, internships, watering ferns, and pedophiles. That's because it is what you are. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 08:51:35 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You used to be such a pretty, happy girl. What The Fuck Happened?! It seems you've changed a great deal after following father's perverse advice. Just fuck father's recommendation, @Tarzan@, and allow Max to breathe some fresh air. As much as he enjoys it, spending a week between your fleshy jungle can't be all that enlightening. You totaly confused deer widow, you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:52:15 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
FAKEGOD, you will never stop talking. It is only a matter of time when the Stern show fucks you hard, again. I will keep posting here, and they will fuck you. I'm sorry. You're not important. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 13:57:53 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You seem sad and empty, LoadBoy. That means you're fucking crazy. You miss your dwarf, and Small_Bear_Humor's constant blows to the head. You're addicted, but please keep it up. Just keep trying to get "it" up, too. And smile for the YouTube camera, while you're at it. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:54:41 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
Fuck off, ShitBoy. I told you to shut the fuck up. You're getting paid to be inappropriate here, so you keep posting nonsense. And now you're threatening violence here with "blows to the head." Yes, you are an asshole. You love the Howard Stern show. That's why you always talk about it. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 15:08:17 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!11 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS??? I'm crying real big tears now. WHAAAA! WHAAA! WHAA? (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:39:14 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
YOU JUST LOVE FUCKING WITH PEOPLE ONLINE, DON'T YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT? YOU'RE PROBABLY LOOKING TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF ME, AREN'T YOU? WELL, HOWARD STERN WILL LET YOU DO THAT, I'M SURE. HE DOESN'T CARE IF I'M FUCKED BY YOU OR NOT. SO GO RIGHT AHEAD. FUCK ME HARD! STERN IS NOT PROTECTING ME. HE SURE LETS YOU DO EVERYTHING TO ME, WHICH IS NUTS. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 16:52:07 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Howard hates you. SO WHAT?! BOO HOO BOO HOO BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:13:49 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
This must be the professional sarcasm from that sitcom FRIENDS, something I was never into, as well as lots of people. Truthfully, people were more into Beverly Hills 90210, and Melrose Place. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 18:17:18 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Dylan says "Sleep"! Lay across his big ass bed, and sleep. Why do you stay awake during the night, anyway? It is so unhealthy. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:59:54 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
I say SHUT THE FUCK UP, HI-PITCH RAPIST. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 15:09:07 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You'll die if you continue being stupid. @GOD@ will urinate in your oxygen tent. (NT) -- @GO@, 15:50:39 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
Don't threaten me, you asshole! Like a retard, you'll just keep making threats. Not funny, you immature Wack Pack fatso! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:56:09 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Skinny, you need sleep. You must be ready to keel over from the lack of sleep, skinny. Skinny, go eat some KFC and sleep a long sleep. You deserve some sleep today, Skinny. Skinny ninny. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:24:28 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
Your entire radio career is a big fucking fail. You fat troll. FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 16:28:08 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
[You] entire... HAHAHAHA!!! WHAAA WHAA WHAAA!!! Stop crying and sleep, bitch. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:33:34 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
Your entire radio career is fail. Keep calling the show so that Howard Stern can call you a drunk racist douche bag. Now you're a better writer than me, you're a better comedian than me. That's why you're replacing Artie Lange tomorrow morning. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:35:38 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
68.40.67.35 is the Hi-Pitch Erik of mobbed-up elephants with all the advantages of the world, and doesn't do anything about it. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:11:48 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Stop staggering, put down the bottle, and sleep. Arite is dead, and the Whomo is dying. WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:35:50 11/15/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)
Is that your Jeff Curo Rebel Yell? Asshole. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 16:37:02 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66) is a liar who cannot talk about Howard Stern on this board, the most hypocritical, spamming, trollling offense of this board. He wants to fuck over this board until it's dead, so that his heroes Opie and Anthony, and Mancow win. U2 Glasses hates Howard Stern, and ruins the lives of others all the time. And he's a gay, too. -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 03:35:57 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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And U2 Glasses said "I just fucked the neighbor's dog in the ass AND IT LIKED IT!" (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 03:42:17 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Yes, he said that. He likes putting you in your proper place. And so does everybody else. The Stern show can't stop laughing at you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 05:00:35 11/15/09 Sun (68.41.193.63)
FAKEGOD, shut the fuck up. You are not that important in the world. You want the Stern show to laugh at me? Like they laugh AT you? We don't want to know who you really are. If we find out, it will suck all the dicks you took up your ass. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 05:16:33 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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"Oh man," you're angry that Opie and Anthony are the right wing version of Howard Stern. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 03:32:01 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You are a liar and a thief. You steal things because that's how you're going to kick me off this board. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 03:30:33 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66) is a race baiting, homophobic loser. He enjoys trying to kill me to prove his love to Howard Stern. He thinks it's good to hurt people. And there is no way to stop him. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:43:57 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
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U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66) is the worst thing that happened to The Howard Stern Show. Subscribers of Sirius are leaving by the thousands when U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66) says anything on the air. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:48:32 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:51:54 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
When did 75.81.104.66 become U2 Glasses? A minute ago he could have sworn he was Benjy Bronk, a talentless college dropout who attended CW Post. It really doesn't matter, since the more words he puts out there, the more Howard Stern will love his fat, globular body of snail slug juice. Did he just repost the same thing again? Did he forget he just said that? No, that's not my penmanship, nor could it ever be that, since penmanship is only with paper and pen, and not typing things down. He is not that neat. He wrote this. He wrote this filth. I'll bet it was 75.81.104.66. He is U2 Glasses all the time. He is our nemesis when he's not me. He feels faint because he's a penis inside an anal cavity. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:59:42 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 21:04:21 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66) is now Hi-Pitch. In a few seconds he will be Eric the Midget. Then he will be Benjy Bronk. It's all about feet with U2 Glasses. It's a shame that only dogs are willing to lick his feet. Dogs are stupid, stupid creatures, unless they are beagles. But U2 Glasses can't have a beagle, because that beagle will be smarter than him. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 21:08:32 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 21:12:25 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
Now that U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66) is having breakfast with a guy named "Mel" we're supposed to take notice that U2 Glasses is beating off right now. All I'm doing is watching football as I type this, because I like football. U2 Glasses is out to ruin @GOD@ and the entire Small Bear Humor enterprise of life, like a Wall Street Madoff. Because that is all that U2 Glasses knows, the power of NYC blowhards who don't have a fifth of the wealth of Google. That is limited thinking. U2 Glasses is in love with Opie Hughes' ass cheeks, and perhaps more with Don Imus' cowboy hat. What a loser. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 21:17:09 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
You need a homo. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 03:40:59 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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75.81.104.66 is a liar who spends his life chasing people off of bulletin boards, because he has to make Howard Stern look good by making others look bad. He steals identities and uses them against people, since he knows that the United States doesn't care about anything, except the next Oprah show and the new Sarah Palin book. That's what 75.81.104.66 lives for. To be the handmaiden of Oprah, and Sarah Palin. 75.81.104.66 is part of the TSFFR Pest Army of Opie and Anthony penises whose lives are nothing but fail, and more fail. He even writes like Opie and Anthony speak. That's how much of an asshole TSFFR U2 Glasses big fat homo is all about. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:41:53 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:46:51 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
Make that U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66) is a liar who spends his life chasing people off of bulletin boards. He says he accidentally copied my own IP address. Anyway, U2 Glasses is screaming now: "I'M SICK PEOPLE! YOU MAKE MISTAKES WHEN YOU'RE TEMPERATURE IS UNKNOWN AND YOU HAVE A BROKEN RECTAL THERMOMETER SWIMMING IN YOUR ASS CANAL! GOT IT?" We don't get it. We do remember the time Howard Stern said his mother made him use a rectal thermometer, and it was a funny story, until U2 Glasses stole that as well. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:53:22 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:56:35 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66) is a delusional megalomaniac whose entire life is based on many, many lies, created from the womb of Fredo Corleone liars. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 21:02:08 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 21:06:10 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
U2 Glasses, you are a douche, you are old, stupid, and you can't stop thinking about your feet. You need a lobotomy, one that will walk you out to the Brooklyn Bridge, where you will jump into the water and crack your head on a shallow rock, ending it all. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 21:11:21 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 21:15:12 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
You are a bully, U2 Glasses. You will never stop posting. Your hate for Howard Stern is bottomless. You hate his show, and you steal things because Hollywood says that's how you become successful with them. You are mean, nasty, and your children hate you, old fart. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 21:21:00 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Here's what U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66) writes when he hates Howard Stern for not lavishing as much love and attention to U2 Glasses like Howard does for Beth -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:28:47 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
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I like message boards, U2 Glasses. The fuck what you think. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 21:09:30 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Fuck you. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 03:32:51 11/15/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
The Howard Stern Show should be ashamed of letting 68.41.193.63 and 75.81.104.66 have their way. Elitist Hamptons billionaires ignore little people and their battle royales. Thus people die, and 9/11 happens to New York. That is what happens. That's what U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD want. They want to destroy Howard Stern for the love of Opie and Anthony, Mancow, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Anonymous -- all the lowest forms of life on the planet. Howard Stern probably enjoys the antics of U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD, because it's good to hurt people. There isn't any way to stop them. They know it, and they get rewarded for putting people down, just like the schoolyard bullies they always were, and always will be. Did you know that the schoolyard bullies of Benjy Bronk are going to get fucked harder than Saddam Hussein's dead sons? It was going to happen anyway, whether I predicted it or not. U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD are of that world. It's time to fuck them until they're all dead. -- Small_Bear_Humor, 14:56:10 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)And here's where you can find U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD's favorite dwarf. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 15:25:46 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:29:05 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
No, I can't. Fuck off, you failure. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 19:12:25 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
No one cares about you. I don't care. Howard Stern barely has you on any more. Fuck off. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 19:11:37 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:33:03 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
This board should come equipped with canned laughter...better known as a "laugh track" to the high-tech @JerkOff@. Jesus, he's so high-tech! He studied editing for two semesters, you know. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:48:08 11/14/09 Sat (68.41.193.63)
Why don't you shut the fuck up, redneck fat ass? Fuck what I'm doing. You going to kill me? Sorry, I forgot you own the police and shit doesn't happen to you. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 19:10:52 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
75.81.104.66 like to abuse people on message boards because that's how he can get Howard Stern to body massage U2 Glasses someday. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 19:28:44 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 20:59:05 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66) is chasing Howard Stern out of Sirius Radio, into retirement. And his boyfriend is arriving in an hour to offer him a body massage, loofah, and a fisting. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 21:05:22 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
The Howard Stern Show should be ashamed of letting 68.41.193.63 and 75.81.104.66 having their way with people. Just because elitist Hamptons billionaires ignore the little people and their battle royales, in the end, things fail and people die. That's what U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD want. They want to destroy Howard Stern for the love of Opie and Anthony, Mancow, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Anonymous -- all the lowest forms of life on the planet. Howard Stern probably enjoys the antics of U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD, because it's good to hurt people. There isn't any way to stop them. They know it, and they get rewarded for putting people down, just like the schoolyard bullies they always were, and always will be. Did you know that the schoolyard bullies of Benjy Bronk are going to get fucked harder than Saddam Hussein's dead sons? It was going to happen anyway, whether I predicted it or not. U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD are of that world. It's time to fuck them until they're all dead. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 14:22:10 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD are gay for Opie and Anthony, and Mancow. That's why they never talk about Howard Stern here. They're a bunch of white power douchebags whose lives won't be fulfilled unless Opie and Anthony take over the world, and kill Howard Stern. That's what U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD want. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 14:49:15 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Here's a fuck you. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 19:13:03 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Max Brown Goofs Itself From The Board! He's A She And Is Too Ashamed To Return! -- @GOD@, 12:26:11 11/14/09 Sat (68.41.193.63)
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68.41.193.63 hates Howard Stern. 68.41.193.63 will never talk about Howard Stern. 68.41.193.63 is with the white power Encyclopedia Dramatica army. That is 68.41.193.63, the BIG BIG BIG MAN (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 14:36:37 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:35:50 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
You are the reason Howard Stern doesn't like any message boards. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 19:13:46 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
This week after listening to the Stern show, I realized that strippers are often boring. Just sounds like the same thing over and over again, and some people like it. I am more attuned to hearing their life stories than to primarily getting them on the sybian--the hotter the story, the better. Now it just seems that an interview is just secondary to the Penthouse Pet beauty contests that they're doing. In a few minutes, I will eat a pizza. Then I will watch lots of college football, and forget that Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean exist in the world. I will also forget that there are many haters of the Stern show, who really ought to STFU and get on with their lives and their hacky, bizarro-world careers. We will forget the presence of Born-Again douchebags, Scientologists, and 9/11 supergeniuses. I will go on living life as usual. How about you? -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 08:52:04 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)In other news, Emmy Rossum is now going out with Adam Duritz of the band Counting Crows. I wonder if Howard could sing some more Fiddler on the Roof Broadway tunes, since Rossum is of that stuff. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 08:56:56 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 11:32:51 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
Hearing it from you, Stern show asshole, is bullshit because you're a jerkoff who's always going to have Howard Stern shower affection all over you, and your cute scatological jokes of you eating shit out of a cup. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (), 14:24:29 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:39:38 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
You eat shit out of a cup, and you're not funny. You hate me, you want me dead, and you're too much of a pussy to take on Howard Stern. Fuck you, you fat master race homo. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 19:18:41 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
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Because of you, this message board at the Underground has INTERNAL ERRORS and THIS BOARD NEEDS TO BE CLEANED UP (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 03:31:41 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 11:35:48 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
Fuck off, babysitter of Beetlejuice. There's nothing but white power homos in your world. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 14:26:35 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:42:43 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
Yes, U2 GLASSES, you win again by putting down Howard Stern by NOT TALKING ABOUT HOWARD STERN. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE STERN SHOW, ASSHOLE. FUCK YOU AND YOUR YOUTUBE CAREER. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 19:15:11 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
U2 Glasses is at it again. Only a Wack Pack asshole can write shit like this and drive people off of message boards. That's such an Opie and Anthony, Mancow gay move. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:51:32 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
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U2 Glasses, the failed actress and YouTube star, does not want to miss his favorite show "Happy Pony." (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:52:59 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
And because of jerkoffs like U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD, the time set aside for discussing sports has shrunk, and now for some reason, there's not enough NASCAR, NFL talk, general sports talk, since that takes up a lot of Sirius airplay. Although I did like the Artie Lange/Mad Dog Russo blowup, that was good. There ought to be more of that. More sports! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 09:27:17 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 11:40:35 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
Yes, you are going to get rewarded by Howard Stern by fucking with me! That's what you want! Yes, you are brilliant! You are the best comedy writer Howard Stern loves! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 14:27:50 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:47:49 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
You don't feel a thing. That's why you're a sociopath. Nothing will happen to you. That's why you hate Howard Stern. You hate him so much, you have to be a complete asshole. And yet you say you are a fan of Howard Stern. Well, you're a fucking white power redneck whose Howard Stern TRAVELING HOMO OF RACIST FECES AIN'T SHIT, YOU ATTENTION WHORE BITCH (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 19:17:28 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
This is what U2 Glasses writes, because he is a dick who's going to kick my ass. He can, because he's gay. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 17:22:20 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
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U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD are the Joey Boots/Hi-Pitch Erik gay orgy tag team of the Howard Stern universe. Only they know how to describe everything gay they're fucking. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 17:27:45 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Only you talk about gay sex, and are completely unable to talk about the Stern show, because you're an asshole. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 02:40:29 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 18:47:10 11/13/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
Stealing names again, you assmunch of the Stern show? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 02:37:20 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 11:47:34 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
You write like shit, and there is no way Howard Stern should keep you on after Christmas. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 14:28:38 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:52:21 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
U2 Glasses is a homo who likes to beat the shit out of people, as if he's pleasing Howard Stern (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 19:20:07 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
You think what you wrote is funny; it's not fun, funny, and reads like a complete retard sweated at the keyboard mangling the English language. You are a dickhead whose celebrity as a Wack Pack asshole, has passed. You are not worthy. You are a douche. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 02:39:34 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 11:44:26 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
U2 Glasses, STFU, and FU. You are a con artist. You already won the war, and yet you're still the biggest identity thief in town, and the biggest pussy in town, because YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT HOWARD STERN AT ALL. WHY IS THAT, PUSSYBOI (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 14:30:24 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:55:37 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
What's the matter? Can't find work in Hollywood, you redneck piece of shit? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 19:23:02 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:43:36 11/13/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
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AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Brillant! And Welcome Back! Just tell us more about Rnady's Wang, SBH. Nothing much to report besides Max vanishing, shortly after admitting to being a woman. No shit! Scroll down and read the confusion. (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:15:49 11/13/09 Fri (68.41.193.63)
When Howard Stern called you a drunk, because you're such a big Eminem jerkoff, you are a piece of drunk shit just like Howard said you are. Fuck where you're from. AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stupid homo. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 17:20:07 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 18:52:44 11/13/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
Yes, you are a drunk. That's why you chase people off bulletin boards because you hate Howard Stern. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 02:42:07 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 11:53:54 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
Why haven't the police filed charges against a scumbag like yourself? Because you own them, too? Great. You are better than Howard Stern. You cannot talk about Howard Stern. You will never talk about Howard Stern. Go fuck yourself by jumping off a bridge into the Hudson. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 14:34:53 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 17:01:46 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
U2 Glasses, you are a prick whose entire life is dedicated to ruining Howard Stern and pushing people around like me. That's you're entire life, you fucking asshole. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 19:25:42 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Sucks that you don't have Howard Stern's attention? Here's what you do. You steal someone's name, write some bullshit you think will work, and because you know if you don't steal something, you'll never be in show business--you will be an A-list billionaire comedy genius. You have failed again, U2 Glasses. Go fuck yourself. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 17:18:13 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 18:50:21 11/13/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
You are a drunk, and you are an enemy of the Howard Stern show. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 02:43:00 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 11:50:49 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
You're just a snotty little bitch who can't get her shit together, and Andy Kaufman is dead, and no one cares. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 14:32:24 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 17:06:04 11/14/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
^^^CANNOT TALK ABOUT HOWARD STERN BECAUSE HE'S A PRICK WHO LIKES TO FUCK WITH OTHERS LIKE A HOMO'S HOMO (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 19:24:24 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Fuck Eric the Midget. That's right, he's a midget! -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:17:09 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)Yes, tough guy, big stud. You got acronyms going. You are really, really big. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 02:45:16 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Does anybody who works on the Stern show write like this? -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:11:04 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
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It reads like Rev. Bob Levy getting his face punched in at his latest boxing match. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:13:14 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Yes, you are funny. That's what they say about you, after you shit in a cup and eat it. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 02:46:26 11/14/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
@GOD@ doesn't like being unemployed, although there are advantages. If I have a cold like I do now, I can stay home and listen to podcasts and read books. Of course, there is the dread of receiving phone calls and other things that might drag me out of my comfortable apartment. I can drink beer and rest. Although for a while, doing nothing is really a bummer. I think I really ought to do something, being stuck in Los Angeles and all. I listen to The Pretty Good Podcast with Gina Grad and Rnady Wang. I listen to the Stern show on Sirius. This is a bad cold, and it's nice being in pajamas hanging around my bedroom. I've got to get over this cold, though. Is it okay to drink Red Oval Lager from the can with a cold? I guess it's fine. Hopefully I'll be better by the weekend. The Howard Stern Show still rules. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 14:36:30 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)Of course, TSFFR and his army of dicks are screwing this board over with their viruses. They are maggots whose lives will outlast us all. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 14:48:10 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Why all the references to Red Oval Lager? It's Swill! @GOD@ wouldn't serve the crap to His hot Korean chambermaid, Li Lu, if you paid Him! Do you peddle the shit out the trunk of your car? Have you purchased stock in the rotgut? Shut Up And Listen For A Change! You better hang on to all the Red Oval Lager that you get your hands on. Just hang on to it, and serve it to all the little nippers at the next Cub Scout Jamboree. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:01:05 11/13/09 Fri (68.41.193.63)
Why can't you do a good Fake Arnold? Can't write shit for it, right? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:08:57 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
In the world today, with certain female public figures, 40 is the new 20. I'm not sure what this means, because Artie's girlfriend is supposedly 25, even though she might be at least several years older than 25. This has to be confusing to guys in general, because this tends to skew their misogynistic pick-up lines to teenagers, because most cannot tell how old women are. It's humiliating and defeating when the guy gets the conversation wrong. 50 is the new 30, 40 is the new 20, it's all very confusing. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 02:12:22 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)In Koreatown today, with certain Cub Scouts, is 11 the new 8? Give a good answer for a change, pedophile. Stern's employees deserve it. Big, fat crybaby (NT) -- @GOD@, 05:48:03 11/13/09 Fri (68.41.193.63)
You win again. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 09:56:19 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
BIG MAN BIG MAN BIG MAN BIG MAN BIG MAN (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 10:01:22 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
For you, it's about Mancow body massaging you until he blows in your mouth. You are a douche. And obviously, gay. And you're too pussy to take on Howard Stern. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor, 13:04:02 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
It does, because you exist by Mancow logic. He failed in Los Angeles, by the way. Go fuck yourself with a penis in your face. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 16:22:09 11/13/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
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