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  • 68.41.193.63 want to be a star of The Howard Stern Show. What an asshole. But since the Stern crew does read this board, it's a shame 68.41.193.63 doesn't get it, at all. He will never get it. He will suffer. All hail Howard Stern! -- Small_Bear_Humor, 14:43:46 11/12/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)
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  • 68.41.193.63 wants to smackdown @GOD@, Howard Stern Show. I don't think that's right. In other news, Joey Boots OD'd on heroin, Eric the Midget is a ball of mentally ill hate like a Fredo Corleone, Jillian Barberie is pissed that she couldn't get to be on the Celebrity Stern Roundtable, and Kirk Cameron was still pushing Satan in our faces. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 13:07:22 11/12/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)
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  • Refresher Course In The Offing For CRYBABY 101. Register By Next Wednesday At UCLA's Main Office By 5 PM! -- @GOD@, 12:00:21 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
    SmallBearHumor@hotmail.com BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good Job, 64!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:48:27 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    It's still not going to do it anything. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:57:44 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    You sure are unimaginative, aren't you? (click)>>> (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:01:47 10/27/09 Tue (64.12.117.6)
    Yes, you are going to find me, and beat me in the head with your mean, nasty behavior, 4chan. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:04:36 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    IceColdFire? What the hell is that @GOOFNUTS@? Enlighten us, please. (NT) -- Hahahaha!, 01:07:40 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    I answer no questions to you. You have no control of my life. You are a radio employee with Aspbergers. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:11:48 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    So, you enjoy playing a game called "Aftershock"? (NT) -- Is that right, @DUMMY@?, 01:14:53 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    I am not a gamer, radio employee. Are you too much of a coward to discuss the great Howard Stern, or do you work for Mancow? Stop pissing on my head. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:17:24 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Relax, @STUPID@...sometimes this takes awhile. (NT) -- Sit back and enjoy your wine while we find out EVERYTHING about your ugly ass., 01:23:17 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    You and your Anonymous hates Howard Stern because you are white power rednecks. You will never find out anything about me. You just won't. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:27:20 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Well, see...when you say shit like that, it makes us want to try even harder. (NT) -- You should have stuck with the tears and begging for mercy., 01:32:02 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    You made me cry again, and I can't stop. I want to cut myself. Why won't you stop? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:35:52 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Now, don't cut yourself. Just cooperate with us and no charges will be filed. (NT) -- See, we can be pretty decent after all., 01:37:56 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    I WANT TO FUCKING CUT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PUNY DIC IS SO HARD!!!!!!!!(NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:38:41 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Now don't do anything stupid. Look, we'll stop. (NT) -- Just do what Max did. Tell us what we want to know. That's all. Then, it's done...it's over., 01:41:33 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    SSSTTTTOPPPPPPPPPP ITTTTT (NT) -- GOD, 01:42:36 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Do you play Dutch Oven with Scott? What else? (NT) -- #GOD@, 01:46:03 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    IceColdFire@gmail.com (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:16:29 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    This one is showing a Scott Johnson from the Dallas/Ft Worth area. It also shows he's 19. (NT) -- I don't think this is our man. Or, maybe it's one of his boy toys., 01:18:56 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Check this out... (NT) -- http://www.spokeo.com/single/search?e=IceColdFire%40gmail.com, 01:20:34 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Yes, you and your hayseed rednecks will lynch Howard Stern from a tree, and you will win the game! Yes, you and your Master Race will win! And I will lose! You do not care at all, because you think Howard Stern is gay. That is what you think of him, you edgy Children of the Corn. Stay on your farms, you dirtbags. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:23:56 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    So you think @SugarDaddy@ is doing some teen in Dallas? (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:25:25 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Nah, I don't think he's that young. But, when I did a look-up on IceColdFire@gmail.com, it's what I came up with. (NT) -- Are we sure it's gmail.com or could it be another web mail?, 01:27:04 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Look at the redneck children trying to kill off another minority with their hacking and 4chan. What INTERNET TOUGH GUYS. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:28:16 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Who's Scott Johnson, Dummy? You still doing him? You want to go to jail? (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:32:38 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Why do you make me cry so much? I can't leave the house. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:33:47 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    You'd better listen to 68 and tell us about Scott Johnson, @FUNNYBOY@. (NT) -- We'll take this directly to the police if you don't cooperate., 01:34:22 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    I am not who you say I am. Stop hurting me. I can't stop crying! Why can't you stop this? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:36:53 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Now, calm down and tell us about your relationship with Scott. (NT) -- We need to know., 01:39:23 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    FUCKING STOP FUCKING MEEEE STOP IT!!!! FUCKI YOU STOP (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:40:42 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    ASSSHOLE FUCCKING STOP ITS (NT) -- STOP HURTING ME I DDNPT WANT TO, 01:45:01 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    That's what it said. Maybe the dummy meets up with the dude while in Vegas. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:29:57 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Hey, @FUNNYBOY@, you schtupping Scott Johnson in Vegas? (NT) -- What goes on in Vegas...is our business., 01:36:07 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Why can't you stop hitting me like that? I didn't do anything. I can't stop crying! I've been crying for over and hour and I can't stop typing and stop crying. Stop doing this! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:38:06 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Don't stop crying. You're a big, ugly baby. A big, ugly baby who's jazzing some teen named Scott Johnson. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:41:21 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Hey, I think this clown is really on a ledge. Maybe it's best we let up. (NT) -- I wouldn't want him to do anything stupid. Seriously., 01:43:29 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    He's full of shit. Sure, he's nervous about something but he's also a fucking liar. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:48:29 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    You're probably right...but this guy is mentally unstable. Anything could happen. (NT) -- We have the info, so let's let it go for now., 01:50:41 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    He's always been unstable. Read some of his bizarre posts. Now that he's exposed as a pedophile/homosexual, he cries like a little cunt. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:53:19 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Yeah, but even though we've stumbled onto it. If this clown commits suicide, we're involved. (NT) -- And I don't think that's anything we want., 01:56:42 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    He's a pussy. First and foremost. All he's capable of killing is a bottle of Coke. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:59:03 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Yeah, you're probably right. I'm just not into taking the chance. (NT) -- Because no matter what he's done...we'd always be made out to look worse. If, of course, he does something stupid. Small chance? Maybe. But, I think the guy is seriously imbalanced., 02:02:01 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Unbalanced?! @Dippy@?! Nah! Anyway, 64 won't stop until he learns everything. WoW! That 64! Unbelievable! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:04:25 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    If it were you, me, 64 or anybody else, he wouldn't stop until he smelled blood. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:00:52 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    True. But we're all mentally stable. (NT) -- I don't think he is., 02:03:00 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    And I don't want this entire thread to end up in court some day. (NT) -- I like my anonymity., 02:04:42 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    We're not in any way accountable if the idiot commits sewer pipes. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:10:37 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    I agree. It's not our fault. But, you know how they can portray this shit in the courtroom. (NT) -- I don't want to be any part of it., 02:13:31 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Dummy'll be back in a few hours, laughing and smirking like a big homo. Shit! Such self-hatred. Calling us homos when he's the biggest sissy on the internet. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:08:07 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    If that's the case, I'll tag him then. I'm about ready for bed anyway. (NT) -- ., 02:11:51 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Okie dokie, it's your call. But 64 won't stop. G'night. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:16:31 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    G'night. (NT) -- ., 02:17:13 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    THATS NOT ME I DIDN'T DO IT I CAN'T CRY STOP CRYING (NT) -- FUCK YOU ASSHOLE WHY CAN'T YOU STOP (STOP), 01:43:58 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    OK, relax. We're stopping. Go to bed. Get some sleep. (NT) -- Don't do anything stupid., 01:45:36 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    I DIDN'T DO IT STOP HURITN ME ID DIDN'T HURT ANYBODY STOPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 (NT) -- STOTPPTTT, 01:45:54 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    FUCK YOU AFUCK ASSHOLE STOP!! I CAN'T STOP CRYING AT ALL!!!!!!DIE YOU FAGGGTOTT DIE (NT) -- WYOU WON'TS STOP WHYSTOP IT, 01:46:59 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Whhhhaaaaaaaaaa! Big ugly baby crying like a dickhead. Whhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa! (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:50:38 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Yes, you cannot talk about Howard Stern, because you think Mancow and Opie and Anthony are better. They are not. You are only angry because you are not allowed to discuss the great Howard Stern, because you hate him, and you want to bring Howard down. That is what you redneck hayseed want, to make Mancow the King of All Media. That is your love, a coke-snorting fatso who banged his married producers. That is your life, and you are too much of a coward to discuss The Howard Stern Show. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:21:55 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    HAHA!!! Just get the cockroaches personal info. I have his address. It's at the Rosedale Cemetery in Koreatown. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:22:18 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    Yes, the police know about you and your racism. You cannot live down your thug life ways. You will always, always get away with hurting me, and it makes you feel so good inside to do that, it drives you crazy. You will get away with it! Over and over until I am beaten down without anything at all. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:25:42 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Yes, keep doing it, over and over. You can't stop. You will make me cry, like everybody made you cry and sent you to the hospital because you went crazy. You will stay at your computer forever and ever until I cut myself. That's what you want. Radio employee. Are you not good enough to have your own radio show? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:19:09 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Are they tiny tears or big wet ones? (NT) -- Just curious., 01:25:19 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Oh, they're big tears. You made me cry so hard, it hurt me. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:26:31 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Dude, are you serious? Are you really crying about all of this? (NT) -- Be honest., 01:29:17 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    I can't stop crying. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:32:51 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Crocodile tears, old man? Sounds like a crock of shit. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:37:03 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    STOP FUCKING WITH ME!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:39:14 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    You should be crying. You're a nasty old bastard. You want to cry in jail? (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:35:34 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    STOP HURTING ME!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!! (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:39:53 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    This one might be another (haven't gotten around to pinging it yet) (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:57:45 10/27/09 Tue (64.12.117.6)
    Maybe you can put hundreds of emails in my name, and ruin my life. Why don't you do that, 4chan? (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:58:37 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Hey, wait..what am I missing here? Were you able to confirm @DOOFUS@ email he registered with is the hotmail address? (NT) -- Nice, 64! I think SmallBearHumor is going to be asking the Stern Show permission to add you to their special mentions list!, 01:00:03 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    That's right, keep making me famous. Or making yourself famous. You like to make people cry. And hurt. You will get away with it like a laughing little boy stabbing his friend in the face with a knife. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:03:49 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Hey, I would NEVER stab a friend in the face with a knife. (NT) -- Apologize, @BADBOY@, 01:10:24 10/27/09 Tue (75.81.104.66)
    Oh yes you did. You did something bad, and now your anger is all over this board. You can't stop posting. You have to destroy me. If you fail, people will call you a bad person and a coward. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:13:41 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    Haven't gotten around to confirming stuff yet (leaving that to the Hack Pack), but @FAILURE@ has been pretty predictable for a while (not to mention his piss-poor net security. He leaves easy traces to himself everywhere) He should be VERY worried. Hell, registering was an EXTREMELY fucked up move on his part. He should have thought twice about it -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:07:26 10/27/09 Tue (64.12.117.6)
    Very generic email name. Hundreds of it everywhere. You have not succeeded in making me cry. That's what you want, 4chan Internet Tough Guy. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:10:44 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    SmallBearHumor@aol.com (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:02:22 10/27/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    You win-win again. (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 01:05:10 10/27/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
    OH @DOPEY@!

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  • I blame Benjy Bronk's DNA in his briefs for Obama and the Trigger. Yes, we know how strong the government is in watching out for scam artists like Bernie Madoff. Given that level of firewall, how the hell are they going to regulate the states if the Trigger passes? They can't even stop companies from taking a blank check, and spending it on Tyco-sized toga parties in Laguna Beach. Thanks, Benjy. You are such a comedy powerhouse of tomorrow. Please die underneath a tree in Brooklyn, you Benjy Bronk Emanuel. Your shadiness is over. Your sleaziness is over. You are over. But Howard Stern will never, ever fire you, because you pray to turtles and a rapist named Ganesh. Good luck with your Aspergers' while we get health care fucked by you. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 05:20:41 11/12/09 Thu (71.106.87.62)
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  • NEWS UPDATE: Two Hits From The Little Red Notebook in the Billboard Top Ten -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 12:32:03 11/11/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)

    It's a nice dream to have, until I wake up from it.

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  • Would Artie Find Timmy Tulip Entertaining? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:11:25 11/11/09 Wed (12.77.9.252)
    I think he was an funny character. I intentionally made him as over-the-top flowery and nutty as possible. If I hadn't have accidentally outed myself as Timmy, I would probably still be writing Timmy posts. If you notice, I'm using the IP # I used to write as Timmy on this post. I wonder if Artie would take those posts in the humorous spirit I wrote them in, if if ever read them. Artie Rules!

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  • I hereby declare that Eric the Midget/Actor/Comedian/Shake-Down Artist be given the banhammer to the Stern show. Eric is not allowed to call anymore, is not a part of the Stern universe, it's over. He is a detriment to the show and his ungratefulness infects everyone. He deserves nothing. Unfortunately, Howard Stern doesn't fire anyone. Get Mel Kamazin to issue the banhammer to a mobbed-up Eric the Standup. Fuck Eric the Midget. Fuck him in the same line of fucking as Kirk Cameron. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 08:58:30 11/11/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)
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  • And fuck Kirk Cameron! -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 06:05:16 11/11/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)
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  • I do not want those C Street, The Fellowship freaks taking over my government with their anti-abortion fervor, and most of all, I want all their YouTube Stars banned from YouTube, for the next few eons of time. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 06:04:28 11/11/09 Wed (71.106.87.62)
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  • Sound Clip Date - Larry King? -- TW (tired), 22:41:19 11/10/09 Tue (68.33.147.8)
    Can someone help me with a date that Howard played a clip of Larry King choking or coughing during an interview? I'm not sure who he was interviewing, but Fred has isolated the cough and has been playing it randomly. I'm looking for the original clip...or the date that it aired. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks

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  • Was It Gay When Donny Osmond Kissed Bruno? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 21:40:44 11/10/09 Tue (12.65.18.148)
    I'm sure there's nothing to it. Dancing with the Stars is the most heterosexual show on TV. I'm stating that opinion, even though two guys seemed to dance together in front of guest performer Michael Buble. After awhile, two women came out to dance with the two men, which reduces the possibility that there was a homesexual bent to that dance.

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  • John Allen Muhammed Meets Old Sparky Tonight !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:36:53 11/10/09 Tue (12.64.186.23)
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  • "I Am Going To Stick My Penis Inside Of Your Anus And Ride The Hershey Highway !!!" -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:02:56 11/10/09 Tue (12.65.150.177)
    That quote is attributed to U2 Glasses on his first meeting with FAKEGOD in a truckstop men's room. Who are they to call me gay?

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  • Sometimes, I think Howard Stern and his musical acumen is living in its own private Idaho, and BethO is its governor. That being said, it's nice that he promotes Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon once in a while. They're probably Howard's neighbors. That being said, Fred is cool for buying the mono cuts of The Beatles from Sgt. Pepper's on. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 07:15:38 11/10/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
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  • Did You Catch Dancing With The Stars? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:10:19 11/09/09 Mon (12.65.54.147)
    You Did?

    So did I.

    Wasn't it wonderful?

    I'm interested in knowing what Artie thought about it.

    How about you?

    Artie Rules!

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  • Can The Redskins Count On Artie? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:20:33 11/09/09 Mon (12.64.96.13)
    The Redskins play the Eagles next week. Will Jason Campbell put Donovan McKnabb to shame as a quarterback? Will Artie bet on the game? Will he bet on the Skins? Will they and he win big? I have a Big Pumpkin Moment. I believe, against all the odds, that the Redskins will turn their misfortunes into fortunes next week. I'd like to think that Artie is abourd that ship. Artie Rules!

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  • Doesn't it suck that 68.40.67.35, that retarded fuck, gets to work in radio, and @GOD@ does not? 68.40.67.35 gets paid to be a show business asshole to everybody, @GOD@ hasn't gotten paid for his efforts? It's wrong. Of course, it's wrong. 68.40.67.35 must be fired. I have spoken. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 12:25:01 11/09/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
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  • "Little Brown Ring" sucks. Steven Tyler quit Aerosmith. I have not seen one episode of WEEDS. Did I say my life isn't going well? -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 06:02:09 11/09/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
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  • Do You Think Oprah Would Have Artie Over To Crack Open A Beer With Stedman During A Football Game? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:55:00 11/08/09 Sun (12.64.228.94)
    I'm sure that it would be a pleasant meeting. I would certainly enjoy it if I were invited over for the day. Artie Rules!

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  • I have now banned myself from The Small Bear Humor Message Board, because even I now realise it sucks donkey balls. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@) (71.106.87.62), 23:16:40 11/08/09 Sun (64.12.117.6)
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  • Don Draper Looked Like He Wanted To Kill Betty !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:02:28 11/08/09 Sun (12.64.228.94)
    It sure is some weird karma that he got the news from Roger Sterling.

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  • 68.41.193.63 and 64.12.117.6 are banned from my bulletin board. We will also send what they posted here to The Howard Stern Show. Those two idiots post here because they hold to the belief that Howard Stern allows them to be idiots. They believe that Howard Stern wants these two heroes to ruin peoples' lives with their racism, violence, and depravity. That is certain. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 22:42:28 11/08/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)

    "The 'skins are losers, Whomo-Bitch. Just like a certain cross-dressing dwarf who, all too often, frequents this board. Oh, yeah. That Washington football team stinks the high heavens, similar to that of the sparkling BrownTurd who can't decide whether it is a dude or some atrocious, bandy-legged lesbian.
    Baffling chameleon. You think, you miserable nothings? Well, Bring The Drunkard On! Don't Just Dream About It! Bring The Fat, Coke Sniffing Dickhead On! Oh, wait. You Can't! You Can't Because You're Both LOSERS! Too bad for you that you will never be on Stern's show, WHINY JEALOUS BITCH. It's only you and the Whomo over at your meaningless little forum. p.s. Better change your password again heh heh heh HAHAHAHAHA!!! 64, you're one wicked dude. Tick...Tick...Tick...And Aykroyd's also peddling his Crystal Head Vodka. Go drink a fifth, Dwarf. Sure, guzzle it back while skullfucking your Artie blow-up doll until it cries like a Dummy without some obedient Cub Scout to slap around. Mutant."

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  • Good Come From Behind !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:03:53 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.36.121)
    It just wasn't enough to make a difference.

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  • Redskins @ Falcons !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:36:46 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.114.192)
    Will the Redskins turn their fortunes around in the positive direction today? Does Artie think they'll win today? Artie Rules!

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  • I Hope Artie Brings Down FAKEGOD And U2 Glasses !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:55:15 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.222.203)
    It's the best favor he could ever do for Howard in his life. They need to be stopped from ruining lives and radio shows. Go get 'em, Artie. Artie Rules!

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  • FAKEGOD, stay the hell off my board. You and your Stern show status is in question. Please expect to be fired from your precious radio job, FAKEGOD. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 00:16:08 11/08/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)

    FAKEGOD (68.40.67.35):

    "Taping unwanted baggage to your ass doesn't turn you into some instant girl. And given half the chance, Artie would tattoo the bumper on his vehicle with a chunk of your scaly scalp. Totally unhinged dwarf-whore. It's a fucking breeze. I have good goddamn guidance, BrainEater. And your left handed compliment makes me want to slap some dwarf-whore senseless. You want that, too. No use denying it. You torque your pork to the tune of "Brown Is The Lady". Shit! I hate stooping to your level of retarded humor, Girlie. Now "stoop" and let the Good Times Roll! Ignorant dwarf-whore. Wha'?! That's Whack, Dwarf! Too bad you can't edit. Keep running around in circles until that troublesome package finally drops on the floor, Girlie. HomoWhore, sleeping it off >>> (;^O///^^//////^^ BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

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  • Dan Akroyd Really Believes In Ghosts !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:05:58 11/07/09 Sat (12.65.210.73)
    Dan Akroyd, and his elderly father, Peter, appeared on Coast to Coast with George Noory last week. Dan stayed on the air for the whole overnight show. His father was on most but not all of the show. They both talked about their belief in UFO's and the paranormal. Ghostbusters is real to the Akroyds. There is a possiblilty of Ghostbusters III.

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  • Max Or Maxine? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:57:57 11/07/09 Sat (12.64.140.186)
    How would Artie sign his autograph to me. Only I know for sure. Artie Rules!

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  • What @GOD@ Will Never Do -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 11:21:03 11/07/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)

    Stand outside the Current TV offices in Los Angeles, blaring the Radiohead song "Reckoner" from a boom box, @GOD@ screaming through a megaphone:

    "WHAT ABOUT ME? WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT ME? ME ME ME ME ME ME . . . "

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  • @GOD@ Waking Up in The Fucking Morning Every Goddamn Day -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 10:08:22 11/07/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
    I hate getting up in the morning, because I have to wake up to the fact that I wrote The Little Red Notebook, the greatest collection of writings since 1989, and go about my lame day of bizarro world L.A. bullshit. What's it like to live with the Notebook, without monetary compensation?

    Well first of all, I didn't have a choice of being ripped off by people, as opposed to people getting into the entertainment industry, and expecting to get ripped off. There is that humiliation. Then there's the Clark Kent persona I maintain living in L.A., because I do not have the look of some show business asshole who won a lot of Oscars and Grammys. I am sort of an Artie Lange ordinary being in that way. So when they look at me, they think that I can't do shit, but buy their fucking coffee and lunch for them.

    You will ask, can @GOD@ still write like he did when he was 21, 22 years old? The answer is yes, and I hate that it's true. This is something like Bob Dylan being bothered by his famous musical peers to write more songs such as "Like a Rolling Stone" and "Blowin' in the Wind." The truth is that he still can, and he has a lot of craft and knowledge behind his writing chops, but not only is that boring and not in the time frame of today, no one wants to write the same thing over and over again, unless they're Irving Berlin or The Brill Building.

    The worst thing I have to experience is watching people use my work, and dying because of it. There is no measurement for seeing that kind of dread.

    Anyway, coffee does help.

    Artie Lange will always rule in my book. And so will Howard Stern. I like them.

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  • How Do You Know That Max Is Not Short For Maxine? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:22:36 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
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  • Max Brown Finally Admits To Being Some Ugly, Dwarf-Whore! -- @GOD@, 17:01:13 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)


    Read the posts below.

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  • Pussy Fever? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:50:36 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.90.3)
    FAKEGOD & U2 Glasses will never get it.
    COCKSUCKERS!

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