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QUESTION OF THE WEEK
68.41.193.63 want to be a star of The Howard Stern Show. What an asshole. But since the Stern crew does read this board, it's a shame 68.41.193.63 doesn't get it, at all. He will never get it. He will suffer. All hail Howard Stern! --
Keep posting, 68.41.193.63. You are a star in the Stern universe. (NT) --
I WANT TO FUCKING CUT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP ITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:51:55 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
It's your fault, Wack Pack asshole. (NT) --
Yes, keep doing it, over and over. You can't stop. You will make me cry, like everybody else made me cry. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:48:19 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
You're in show business, crybaby. You've kicked my ass, and I can't do shit about it. You won't leave your computer, because you are a mobbed-up retard with no means to be a human being. (NT) --
I WANT TO FUCKING CUT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:53:19 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
Why are you pulling a Hi-Pitch? (NT) --
You want a flounder up your ass crack? Why don't you stroke your balls on that big fish, you douche? (NT) --
Go threaten someone else. (NT) --
You hate Howard Stern more than I do, and you're too much of a coward to take him on. You take your anger out on me, and you're going to get away with it. Sorry, you'll have to jerk off to U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD, with a flounder up your own ass. You sense weakness and stupidity, and you want to fuck it in the ass. The truth is that you hate Howard Stern. You can't take him on. You have the mindset of Eric the Midget. (NT) --
^^^Admits again to hating Howard...but not as much as others. (NT) -- @GOD@, 06:54:41 11/13/09 Fri (68.41.193.63)
^^^BIG MAN talking shit again, trying to play with your mind^^^ (NT) --
68.41.193.63 wants to smackdown @GOD@, Howard Stern Show. I don't think that's right. In other news, Joey Boots OD'd on heroin, Eric the Midget is a ball of mentally ill hate like a Fredo Corleone, Jillian Barberie is pissed that she couldn't get to be on the Celebrity Stern Roundtable, and Kirk Cameron was still pushing Satan in our faces. --
You don't win. Getting in the last word isn't winning. You're a LOSER!!! You Lost Again! (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:09:21 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
Are you yelling again, you crazed energy of Joey Boots crackwhore fix? (NT) --
Nobody yells, dippy. Must be the echo in your asshole. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:18:46 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
You won't leave your computer, because you don't have the mobility to shut the fuck up! Dippy, echo in asshole, did you serve time in a shoebox, you Stern show failure? (NT) --
Dick in a tizzy, was your wheelchair nicknamed " Sparky" by the Hollywood elite? Crippled Koreatown outcast. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:42:18 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
Or else what? You're going to write The Little Red Notebook? Good luck, stupid. Don't mention it when you're auditioning for your bit roles, punk-ass filth. Your version of Doug Bady sucks. I wish Hank the Angry Dwarf was still alive, so your stupid ass doesn't call the show anymore. (NT) --
Why are you lying again? So you can keep having an "in" with the Stern show? (NT) --
Banned from the Chicken Ranch = YOU (NT) --
Still weak and pathetic. Why are you being punished, @SloppySeconds@? You must've been Hitler in your prior life. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:18:42 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
Banned from The Chicken Ranch! You! Weak and pathetic, you! Sloppy Jeff Curo Seconds, YOU (NT) --
All the while, the Koreatown Cub Scouts point and laugh because your dick remain soft. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:28:01 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
And that's why you are a Wack Pack asshole, looking to compete for the love of Stern like the repressed gay man you are. (NT) --
SSSTTTTOPPPPPPPPPP ITTTTT I'M CRYING REAL BIG TEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:33:55 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
And this is why Howard Stern fucks with you. You want him to pay attention to you, 68.41.193.63. Asshole. I'm glad people don't want you around. (NT) --
STOP FUCKING WITH ME!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!! YOU WANT TO SEE ME DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, they are real big BEEG tears. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:45:28 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
Yes, Whole Truth makes you cry, you BIG BIG MAN. (NT) --
Refresher Course In The Offing For CRYBABY 101. Register By Next Wednesday At UCLA's Main Office By 5 PM! -- @GOD@, 12:00:21 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
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And of course, "Cutting" class is frowned upon. (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:01:58 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
Yes, only you are allowed to act out here. Only you. Fuck you, you illiterate dork. I hope your fingers grow fat with arthritis. (NT) --
Force your head up your ass, @TwstedFister@. You wear leprosy well. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:23:41 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
Why must you even call the Stern show anymore? I hereby decree you banned from The Howard Stern Show in perpetuity. (NT) --
Your pleas don't "cut" it, SobSister. You're too weak and insignificant. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:33:45 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
Do you have to keep making up words like you're still in grade school? Why haven't you been promoted to Fredo Corleone status yet? He was a retard like you. (NT) --
Fredo commands you to get a job, @Failure@. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:43:57 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
The Chicken Ranch hates you, "and Baba Booey to y'all!" (NT) --
BitchFunk? Sister Mary Motherfucker wants to know if you'd spread for Baba Booey? @GOD@ guesses a resounding "YES!". (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:56:07 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
How would that sound in Eric the Midget's voice? Why don't you say "bitchfunk" on the air, lame ass skunk? Never mind, you don't have many years left. All you will do is bitch about how Baba Booey doesn't pay any attention to you, and that you deserve all this shit that you don't, you Hyman Roth living in a tract home. (NT) --
FatBoy, your days on this planet are numbered. If Stern doesn't rub you out, your pedophile lifestyle will. Stop crying, already. The Stern show cast is laughing at you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:22:45 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
Nope. The Stern show is laughing at you. Rubbing people out. You are a fuck. You're probably fatter than a Henne balloon, and it's your fault. Stop ganging up on me, because you and your world does not own Howard Stern. You don't own Howard, and I don't. But you and your army of gay Michael Savage warriors are losers. (NT) --
STOP FUCKING WITH ME!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!! I WILL CUT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:31:13 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
Yes, you are better than me. (NT) --
After you're done making fun of me, can you create a joke you can tell on the Stern show? (NT) --
And are you going to get under Gary's skin with your big hard wiener? I'm waiting for that moment, until The Man Who Laughs At Everything fucks you and your parade. (NT) --
"Wiener"?! Who the fuck says the word "wiener" any more? Are you Michael Wiener? (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:36:09 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
I say you are an angry little wiener, living like a rat in a shoebox. You are stupid. Go jerk off to your new hero, Michael Savage! That guy is a hippie, unlike you, Fredo Corleone Disease! (NT) --
Ginsberg referred to you as @SloppySeconds@. Did you like the taste of Savage's butter, @Failure@? (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:52:09 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
What? You into Allen Ginsberg? Fuck you. Now I know you're a dipshit who doesn't know anything about poetry. I don't listen to Michael Savage because a bunch of Sacramento Fredo Corleones like you think he's funny. Howard Stern doesn't think he's funny. I don't think he's funny. Go read some Kenneth Rexroth, but you won't because you would rather read a poor copy like Allen Ginsberg, you dirty little man. (NT) --
More babble, you nothing? Yeah, you're known for that. You're so pathetic and ugly. Ginsberg boytoy. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:08:36 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
You're the retard reading Ginsberg, asshole. Fucking tool! (NT) --
Oh, they're big tears. You made me cry so hard, it hurt me so. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:35:42 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
No, that was U2 Glasses banging your ass cheeks hard. (NT) --
64 takes honors for ruining the asshole's chance as head writer for Stern. Fucking funny. Nah, 64 ain't got no sense of humor. Nah! Nah! NAH! @Dummy@ is a dope! LRN?! BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:18:16 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
I'm sorry that @GOD@ is taken seriously in the Howard Stern Universe, and you are not. You are a crybaby with excuses to not be funny. You just can't do it, because tough guys like you always win. And you can't read, so fuck off. (NT) --
If you need to be a somebody, you have to kill someone. You wanna cut me, Bitch? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:12:35 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
Is that right, little man? Are you the inner voice of Eric the Unfunny Little Person? (NT) --
Eric wants to share your space at the Rosedale Cemetery. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:21:04 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
He is not funny at all, as far as I know. Nowhere near Doug Bady, nowhere near Wee Man, why don't you go back to Rosedale Cemetery, and lay in that box like you're supposed to, you horror film? (NT) --
Four years at UCLA to critique Stern's show. Father's fist is itching something fierce. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:58:17 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
You can't write The Little Red Notebook. You can't even fuck anything at The Chicken Ranch! Who are you to say shit about anybody? (NT) --
And your dick still doesn't get hard. All the Cub Scouts in Koreatown laugh. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:25:48 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
More pedophile talk, Stern superfan roundtable douche? You are lame. Fuck you. (NT) --
Oh, they're big tears. You made me cry so hard, it hurt me so muchhhhhhhh. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:38:39 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
Did you fuck a pile of flounders in a tank? (NT) --
The @HereticalPariah@ doesn't understand the meaning of the word "humor". Fucking big, fat bummer. Koreatown outcast. (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:46:53 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
Uh, stupid ass? Not Korean, not whatever you say I am. Although you would want it that way, like a show business asshole. I am also very aware that you are a jealous douchebag in the Stern universe, and that your tricks and con artistry are not approved by Stern Inc. Now go jump off a bridge. It will be good radio. (NT) --
Uh, stupid trickbaby? It's "Multiverse". Stern's Multiverse. Now "cut" the crap! (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:58:37 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
What the hell is a trickbaby, you retarded self-hating gay animal of lust? There is no such word as "multiverse" you fail machine. I'm not going to tell you what that genre of "poetry" you just did. Go have a diaper day with Beetlejuice. You can't write another Notebook like me. Stupid-ass comic. (NT) --
@GOD@ explained "trickbaby" to you before, dimwit. Moose knuckle was a prostitute and father was the trick. Therfore, you're a trickbaby. Retard. Fuck! You're stupid! (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:26:47 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
Why can't you write The Little Red Notebook, tough guy? Because everybody knows, and you're not a part of that magic? You are not allowed to call Howard Stern, nor Gary, anymore. Go away, you little shit. (NT) --
No such thing as the "LRN", FatBoy. Go write a suicide note to Santa. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:00:34 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
What was that, little man? You got backup, so Baba Booey doesn't make you cry on the air? Stupid little shit. Fuck you and your condition! (NT) --
Oh, they're big tears. You made me cry so hard, it hurt so so much. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:39:57 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
Yes, Hi-Pitch Iceman. Oh! Look out for the flounder! It's headed this way! (NT) --
I'm glad your career in the Howard Stern Universe is working out for you. Someday, you will produce blockbuster horror films about yourself. I'm sorry you have to be this creative to put me down, but you're a complete show business asshole, and people ought to know about that. BTW, thanks for letting Joey Boots OD off heroin again. That's your fault. (NT) --
You're a mere afterthought with little reconsideration. And it is "Multiverse", dopey...Stern's Multiverse. Retard. (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:55:24 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
Were you banned from the Chicken Ranch when they realized all you do is fuck guys and horses? (NT) --
Meet Scott Johnson at some ranch, Pedophile? Some ranch in Dallas? (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:05:06 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
Still calling people pedophiles, Scientologist? I'm glad the Stern show fucks you hard. (NT) --
Its not what you say. I can't stop crying. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:41:33 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
That's because U2 Glasses is fucking you in the ass. (NT) --
This entire "work" of shit reads like the angry mess inside Eric the Midget's brain. (NT) --
You've just pounded one out in record time. Go smoke a Newport. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:03:14 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
Yes, you are a dick. An angry one, one who cannot confront Stern, but only Baba Booey and Artie, you fucking pussy from Fredo's asshole. (NT) --
STOP FUCKING WITH ME!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!! STOP HURTING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:43:09 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
You have Howard Stern all to yourself now. Just like Hi-Pitch Erik always wanted, until they threw a flounder on him. (NT) --
Unlike you, old fart in a rubber suit. (NT) --
I blame Benjy Bronk's DNA in his briefs for Obama and the Trigger. Yes, we know how strong the government is in watching out for scam artists like Bernie Madoff. Given that level of firewall, how the hell are they going to regulate the states if the Trigger passes? They can't even stop companies from taking a blank check, and spending it on Tyco-sized toga parties in Laguna Beach. Thanks, Benjy. You are such a comedy powerhouse of tomorrow. Please die underneath a tree in Brooklyn, you Benjy Bronk Emanuel. Your shadiness is over. Your sleaziness is over. You are over. But Howard Stern will never, ever fire you, because you pray to turtles and a rapist named Ganesh. Good luck with your Aspergers' while we get health care fucked by you. --
In other news, the REM hit song "Man in the Moon" is discovered to be a slam, ridiculing 1970's pop culture, and not a celebration of Andy Kaufman's supposed comedy genius. Besides, Andy believed in Ganesh more than Benjy does. That's why Andy is in a box six feet under, and Benjy is the Rahm Emanuel of the Stern show. I'm sure Chris Martin from Coldplay will pick up on this news in about an hour or two. (NT) --
NEWS UPDATE: Two Hits From The Little Red Notebook in the Billboard Top Ten --
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It would be nice for the Stern show to figure out which two hits they are, in the Billboard top ten, this week. (NT) --
Yes, yes, yes. Yes, you are the bad-ass. You are, you are the Stern show! You decide everything that goes on in Howard Stern's life. Yes, you do! (NT) --
Fucking hilarious, 64. POW! (NT) -- @GO@, 11:10:15 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
Shut up, retarded assmunch. You're funnier than The Man That Laughs At Everything. Yes, you are. You are funnier than him. You stupid asshole. (NT) --
POW! BAM! SMACK!!! Everybody kick's the @PunchingBag@'s sorry ass. SLAP! *Snap*, Snap* (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:05:11 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
That's right, that's J.D.'s job. Maybe he'll really find out where The Guy Who Laughs at Everything came from. Artie is great at that, he should keep doing it, until J.D. quits the Stern show. And fuck Kirk Cameron! All Hail Howard's Decisions! (NT) --
I believe that all of Hollywood should bow down before The Little Red Notebook. I include Kirk Cameron in that group of people. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:05:37 11/11/09 Wed (12.65.18.212)
Lick that @Ass@ good, Whoretense. There's a special place reserved for you in LRN hell. Brown nosing dwarf. (NT) -- @GOD@, 19:46:21 11/11/09 Wed (68.41.193.63)
Yes! Yes! YES. Yes, you Fredo Corleone Bowling Ball of Hate! (NT) --
Bowling Ball?! You're a nitwit. And you're a bowling pin. Fucking crybaby. (NT) -- @GOD@, 10:48:13 11/12/09 Thu (68.41.193.63)
You are a Bowling Ball of Hate! Mowing people down with your fat bowling-ball fuck. Stupid ass. (NT) --
And you're the pin, I Said! Pedophile. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:07:23 11/12/09 Thu (68.40.67.35)
No, you're the bowling ball, and all you want to do is knock down pins, like the Scientologist you are, calling people "pedophiles" like an OCD machine. You're a fucking asshole. Die, die, die! Got any more funny Olsen Twins bullshit? Didn't think so, pussy. (NT) --
Thank you, Whole Truth. Someday, The Little Red Notebook - probably within the next few years - will get its due. (NT) --
Would Artie Find Timmy Tulip Entertaining? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:11:25 11/11/09 Wed (12.77.9.252)
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Timmy might be a good character for the Stern show. I'm sure they could work it in somehow. Artie would probably like that bit. (NT) --
Would I get credit? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:00:19 11/11/09 Wed (12.65.18.212)
That's a good question. I think if it was copyrighted as a cartoon or a YouTube, you might get some protection. Not sure though. Thanks to Jay Leno, stealing material doesn't matter. That would be something to look into. (NT) --
I hereby declare that Eric the Midget/Actor/Comedian/Shake-Down Artist be given the banhammer to the Stern show. Eric is not allowed to call anymore, is not a part of the Stern universe, it's over. He is a detriment to the show and his ungratefulness infects everyone. He deserves nothing. Unfortunately, Howard Stern doesn't fire anyone. Get Mel Kamazin to issue the banhammer to a mobbed-up Eric the Standup. Fuck Eric the Midget. Fuck him in the same line of fucking as Kirk Cameron. --
Mike Gange was in the emergency room again. What is going on with that guy? (NT) --
Is he chronically sick? Does Howard talk about his plans after next year? I feel that Sirius XM will be unwilling to pay him another $500 million dollars. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:18:38 11/11/09 Wed (12.65.114.76)
Good morning, Whole Truth. They didn't really say what the condition was, but Howard found out on the air after Ronnie talked to Gange because he couldn't go to Ronnie's mother's shiva, but was stuck in some emergency room. He does seem chronically sick because of being overweight, but they didn't mention anything on the air. I think more I listen to the show, Howard Stern might stay another five years or so. He didn't say it, but it does sound like he's staying. (NT) --
I wish Howard would be on mainstream media like he was in the 1990's. That was a good period for him. I just don't care about Sirius XM. I hope Gange feels better. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:02:52 11/11/09 Wed (12.65.18.212)
Howard Stern did say that a return to mainstream radio would bring the FCC and all his enemies back, so unless those folk don't turn C Street Brownback on us, Stern is not coming back to terrestrial. There's probably a lot of events behind the scenes at Sirius XM that make Howard want to leave, though. I still have my Sirius subscription, and as long as he stays, I'll keep paying for it. I listen to his show online. Otherwise, it's a risk to return to mainstream radio unless people like Kirk Cameron aren't running U.S. domestic policy into the ground. (NT) --
And fuck Kirk Cameron! --
I'm going to open up my own secret society of atheists on C Street! And take over the government! A Congress filled with atheists! (NT) --
We're all going to pray to turtles! (NT) --
Yes, yes! You keep being a Stern show representative, you diaper-wearing junkie. (NT) --
Yes! Yes! Yes! You did it again! (NT) --
I do not want those C Street, The Fellowship freaks taking over my government with their anti-abortion fervor, and most of all, I want all their YouTube Stars banned from YouTube, for the next few eons of time. --
Fuck Kirk Cameron! Separation of church and state! (NT) --
Sound Clip Date - Larry King? -- TW (tired), 22:41:19 11/10/09 Tue (68.33.147.8)
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I would first use Google search and type in "larry king sound clip mp3" and see what you can use. (NT) --
Was It Gay When Donny Osmond Kissed Bruno? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 21:40:44 11/10/09 Tue (12.65.18.148)
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Aaron Carter, and his partner, Karina, go home tonight. The lovely Carrie Underwood is interviewed on Spotlight with Robin Roberts, on ABC, right after Dancing with the Stars. Carrie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:01:45 11/10/09 Tue (12.65.18.148)
That Bruno thing must have been funny. It's too bad I missed Dancing with the Stars again. There's got to be another show soon, I hope. (NT) --
Yes, there will be another show on Monday. They are down to the semi-finals. Kelly Osbourne, Mya and Donny Osmond are in the semi-finals. Someone else is in the running. I forgot who. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:09:16 11/11/09 Wed (12.65.18.212)
John Allen Muhammed Meets Old Sparky Tonight !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:36:53 11/10/09 Tue (12.64.186.23)
He'll miss Dancing with the Stars, as it airs at 9:00 PM eastern time, the same time that he is due to be executed. Does that kind of punishment count as double jeopardy? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:34:07 11/10/09 Tue (12.64.120.165)
He hasn't had his trial yet. It is happening at 9:00 PM. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:41:32 11/10/09 Tue (12.65.18.148)
John Allen Muhammad is officially toast as I write this post. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 21:43:46 11/10/09 Tue (12.65.18.148)
I did read the news article about him last night. That was a horrific story, including bringing along a teenager to help him shoot at people. That was really sick. (NT) --
His partner was Lee Boyd Malvo. He is still alive because he was underage when the shootings happened. He was given life in prison without parole. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:09:16 11/11/09 Wed (12.65.114.76)
Yes, he missed Mancow. You will be sad when he leaves. (NT) --
Why don't you hand him a gun and stand in front of his prison window? I bet he won't miss this time. AN_US! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:11:26 11/11/09 Wed (12.65.18.212)
Yes, the beef injection that Mancow feeds you through your ass. (NT) --
"I Am Going To Stick My Penis Inside Of Your Anus And Ride The Hershey Highway !!!" -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:02:56 11/10/09 Tue (12.65.150.177)
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You're such a brassy dwarf-whore, Maxie. No wonder Artie refuses to run you over. Insolent floozy. (NT) -- @GOD@, 10:26:16 11/10/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
I just told the truth about you. Don't bother trying to hide from it by making up shit about me. No one will buy it. Bend over in the alley. U2 Glasses will be over there to meet you in five minutes. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:32:57 11/10/09 Tue (12.65.150.177)
We think that you are full of shit. You love to lie almost as much as you love to suck dick. We all agree that the key word is almost. Cocksucker! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:03:43 11/10/09 Tue (12.64.186.23)
And where is your proof? Isn't it more the case that you have that fantasy about us? You lather yourself up at night over that fantasy. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:44:14 11/10/09 Tue (12.65.18.148)
Sometimes, I think Howard Stern and his musical acumen is living in its own private Idaho, and BethO is its governor. That being said, it's nice that he promotes Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon once in a while. They're probably Howard's neighbors. That being said, Fred is cool for buying the mono cuts of The Beatles from Sgt. Pepper's on. --
Of course, Meg Griffin is called in for the show, and plays a John Lennon-influenced song. Well, what can you do. (NT) --
Did Howard have Yoko and Sean on the show? They were on TV promoting her new album last week. She's revived the Plastic Ono Band. Howard used to make fun of Yoko back in the old Infinity days. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 09:53:21 11/10/09 Tue (12.65.150.177)
Good morning, Whole Truth. They played a sound clip of Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon playing in that band on the Jimmy Fallon show. Howard felt that Rolling Stone favors Yoko in place of other more deserving artists, because Jann Wenner is a friend of Yoko Ono. (NT) --
Good morning, @GOD@. I wish that Rolling Stone had competition. They used to have magazines like Creem and Crawdaddy to keep them honest. Those magazines are gone. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:15:36 11/11/09 Wed (12.65.114.76)
Did You Catch Dancing With The Stars? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:10:19 11/09/09 Mon (12.65.54.147)
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Good morning, Whole Truth. Unfortunately I'm trying to get over a cold and went to bed early, and missed the show again. I think it's on again soon, so I'll try to watch that. I read an article that Mya is ahead right now. (NT) --
Good morning, @GOD@. Mya just may win. The elimination show is on tonight. Take care of that cold. I just got over the flu. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 09:56:34 11/10/09 Tue (12.65.150.177)
Once you shimmy up Lew Alcindor's pant leg, you ugly dwarf-whore, give him a great big wet one and see if you can get over leukemia. Bow-legged nitwit, you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 10:18:29 11/10/09 Tue (68.41.193.63)
The "wet one" is the cumload that U2 Glasses poured down your parched, gay throat. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:28:36 11/10/09 Tue (12.65.150.177)
Can The Redskins Count On Artie? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:20:33 11/09/09 Mon (12.64.96.13)
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Great Pumpkin Moment. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:25:07 11/09/09 Mon (12.64.126.217)
You would lose that bet. However, if someone walked into your bedroom, unannounced, they would find BUZZ's penis in your mouth, foreskin or not, AN_US. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:28:57 11/09/09 Mon (12.65.132.9)
I hope your Redskins win. The Eagles need a challenge. (NT) --
Thanks! They also need a new owner. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 09:58:24 11/10/09 Tue (12.65.150.177)
Doesn't it suck that 68.40.67.35, that retarded fuck, gets to work in radio, and @GOD@ does not? 68.40.67.35 gets paid to be a show business asshole to everybody, @GOD@ hasn't gotten paid for his efforts? It's wrong. Of course, it's wrong. 68.40.67.35 must be fired. I have spoken. --
68.40.67.35 will never have the compassion nor the coordination to save a stray little owl from the ravages of New York City. So fuck him, until he's servicing Opie and Anthony in a three-way. (NT) --
You eat the poor owl's eggs just so your eyesight will improve. You filthy, jobless Manhattanite wannabe, you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:44:06 11/09/09 Mon (68.41.193.63)
^^^^RETARD^^^^^^ (NT) --
Flaming Nutgobbler! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:50:06 11/09/09 Mon (12.65.48.216)
You'll never find a job in the business. And being so godawfully untalented, you'll never have to worry about being fired. Now go kiss some dick. (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:36:07 11/09/09 Mon (68.41.193.63)
^^^^^BIG RETARDED RETARD^^^^^^^ (NT) --
Who says it's a problem? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:29:43 11/10/09 Tue (12.64.146.99)
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Assalamu Alaikum, my friend! @HowdyDoodie@ needs a job. You can contact the pathetic retard directly at: smallbearhumor@aol.com - But don't expect any humor. The dope is just so pathetic. (NT) -- @GOD@, 11:45:12 11/09/09 Mon (68.40.67.35)
What's the matter? Didn't get in your six hours of Transcendental Meditation today? What is that stuff? When you sit in the Lotus Position and space out, creating your own Moment of Aspergers? Are you on ecstasy again? Why don't you go eat at a Long Island diner? You are a con artist, and in Howard Stern's life today, he likes con artists. They're good for the show, until they murder someone close to him. I don't have access to that stupid email, anyway...you're not special, and The Godfather is only for gays like you. (NT) --
Hey @GOD@, @DICKSQUEEZER 71@ is always one step behind everybody because he wants to look at their asses. Except when he travels in a circle (because he's following his own.) (NT) -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@), 18:36:02 11/09/09 Mon (205.188.117.8)
"Little Brown Ring" sucks. Steven Tyler quit Aerosmith. I have not seen one episode of WEEDS. Did I say my life isn't going well? --
It's time for the Stern show on Sirius again. I am awake and listening. (NT) --
Good morning, @GOD@. Do Artie and Howard make fun of the birthers and deathers? I'm sure that they're shitting their collective pants over the House passing a health care bill Saturday. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:27:57 11/09/09 Mon (12.65.6.172)
Good afternoon, Whole Truth. Howard did play a cut of a preacher in Arkansas who grouped Howard in with Paris Hilton, Michael Vick, and Britney Spears. I'm not sure if that preacher is a birther or deather, but I'm sure he could be behind the stoppage of health care reform in Arkansas. (NT) --
He could be a birther and a deather. Sad, isn't it? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:14:44 11/09/09 Mon (12.64.96.13)
Life ain't good, SuperStar? Why Not?! What's wrong now? (NT) -- @GOD@, 11:47:46 11/09/09 Mon (68.40.67.35)
You couldn't fuck Keri Ann Pinoche even if your idol Howard Stern ordered you to do that. (NT) --
Who the fuck is this Pinocchio whore of whom you speak, dummy? @GOD@ never heard of her. Is she the culprit who supplies you with an abundant amount of obedient Cub Scouts? (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:59:10 11/09/09 Mon (68.41.193.63)
^^^^WHITE POWER RETARD^^^^ (NT) --
I know you, are but what am I? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:31:47 11/10/09 Tue (12.64.146.99)
Do You Think Oprah Would Have Artie Over To Crack Open A Beer With Stedman During A Football Game? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:55:00 11/08/09 Sun (12.64.228.94)
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Good morning, Whole Truth. That would be a real good plan if it ever happened. Artie and Stedman watching football at Oprah's home. If she's willing to interview people like Whitney Houston and others as such, I'm sure it could happen. (NT) --
Do you think Oprah would appreciate Artie telling her the coked up pig story? Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:20:36 11/09/09 Mon (12.65.6.172)
That might be a good bit on the show, come to think of it. (NT) --
Thanks! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:22:39 11/09/09 Mon (12.64.96.13)
Still living the Mancow Life of Luxury, fatass? (NT) --
What an evil mischaracterization of Artie's drinking and drug habits you portray. Did you pull them out of your AN_US? Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:39:02 11/09/09 Mon (12.64.96.13)
What an evil mischaracterization of Artie's drinking and drug habits you portray. Did you pull them out of your AN_US? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:40:37 11/09/09 Mon (12.64.96.13)
Yes, crack and a keg. That's Artie's style. @GOD@ gives the fat bastard two more years...tops. (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:04:57 11/09/09 Mon (68.40.67.35)
Yes, you are better than me. Hopefully, you will find another whore that will vomit on you because you smell like shit. (NT) --
Ugly Whomo-Dwarf? Bitch, if @GOD@ told you that you had a beautiful beer gut, would you hold it against a rabid porcupine? You disgusting, cross-dressing motherfucktard, you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:20:00 11/09/09 Mon (68.41.193.63)
^^^^STUCK UP TRAILER TRASH RETARD^^^^^ (NT) --
I have now banned myself from The Small Bear Humor Message Board, because even I now realise it sucks donkey balls. -- Small_Bear_Humor (@GOD@) (71.106.87.62), 23:16:40 11/08/09 Sun (64.12.117.6)
I seem to have access to my message board just fine. It's just that you, 64.12.117.6, has no access to my board. That is because you are a lying con artist who still thinks he's got everybody fooled. You are nothing more than a douche. (NT) --
You never banned yourself from a man's lap. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:49:47 11/08/09 Sun (12.64.228.94)
You are a pompous twit and a douchebag's nut sac. (NT) --
^^As I refused to let you suck my dick. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:30:49 11/09/09 Mon (12.65.6.172)
Homely dwarf bitches have dicks? Maybe you're a skank with a crank? (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:08:25 11/09/09 Mon (68.40.67.35)
Maybe if you learned a little compassion, being Beetlejuice's assistant wouldn't make you hurl every forty-five minutes. (NT) --
Learn a little compassion? Who from? From you, you spell checking, legendary blowhard braggart without a single prospect? Yeah, that'll happen. (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:30:37 11/09/09 Mon (68.41.193.63)
Are you talking business, you "prospect" weasel? That pedophile Andy Kaufman died for your sins, and you're still mad he's not alive for you to penetrate his ass cheeks. (NT) --
You're the pedophile, and Scott Johnson is in therapy. (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:38:19 11/09/09 Mon (68.41.193.63)
^^^^^YOU'RE THE PEDOPHILE^^^^^^^ (NT) --
You have a fetish for such people, FAKEGOD. I'm not one of them. Maybe U2 Glasses fits that bill. Why don't you go pop your miserable, little dick through the back of his pantyhose and fuck him in his filthy, unwiped ass? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:45:49 11/09/09 Mon (12.64.96.13)
Don Draper Looked Like He Wanted To Kill Betty !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:02:28 11/08/09 Sun (12.64.228.94)
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Good morning, Whole Truth. It does seem inevitable that Don and Betty are better off parting ways. Don will keep philandering and be in denial of it, while Betty wants attention and her social mobility. I didn't know that in the early 1960's it was difficult to get a New York divorce, where Betty has to go to Reno in order to receive a quicker one. Hooking up with Henry Thomas does seem to be an interesting relationship in upcoming episodes. January Jones will be hosting Saturday Night Live this week. (NT) --
Good morning, @GOD@. I think it was hard to get a divorce in most places back then. The country was run by people even more conservative than the people in control now. It was legal to prevent mixed marriages, in some states, until The Supreme Court stuck down those state laws in 1967. The old people who are birthers and deathers, now, grew up in that atmosphere. I think they still want the country to be like it was fifty years ago. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:36:27 11/09/09 Mon (12.65.6.172)
68.41.193.63 and 64.12.117.6 are banned from my bulletin board. We will also send what they posted here to The Howard Stern Show. Those two idiots post here because they hold to the belief that Howard Stern allows them to be idiots. They believe that Howard Stern wants these two heroes to ruin peoples' lives with their racism, violence, and depravity. That is certain. --
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They should be dragged in front of the death panel by the deathers. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:06:16 11/08/09 Sun (12.64.228.94)
Is that what you want to say about me? To spread lies about me, until you kill me? (NT) --
What bluff? All that you've written has been already read by The Howard Stern Show. It was almost instantaneous, like a theory about 2012 catching wildfire with idiots. You are a penis. You are banned from my board. (NT) --
You are banned from my board, and I'm surprised you would mention little girls when Whole Truth has accurately stated that you prefer little boys. No one is a drunk like you. Wow, that's factual. And Howard already knows. Deal with it, like you always do, like a Tradio board op. (NT) --
My own cruelty could never be "it's" own cruelty to you. Please stop talking like you are from 1960. What you are is a douche. The bluff doesn't exist. You have no reason to be ashamed about how you expose yourself to Howard Stern by posting here. This board was one of the first about Howard Stern, and you of all people ruined it and chased people away. Now you are going to have nothing left but your own stupidity to suffer. (NT) --
Not interested. Fuck off and go away. (NT) --
Good Come From Behind !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:03:53 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.36.121)
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Good evening, Whole Truth. It sounds like the Washington Redskins played a good game. UCLA won its first conference win with Washington. It was weird, because Washington beat USC a few weeks ago, and UCLA is nowhere near being able to beat USC at all. Washington in the Pacific 10 is generally a flaky, inconsistently playing team. But UCLA beat Washington by one point, 24-23. (NT) --
Good evening, @GOD@. I'm glad that UCLA won. They are better than the Redskins. The Redskins had a good third quarter. I guess it sounds pathetic to talk about the merits of one good quarter for a team that ended up losing the game. I wish Daniel Snyder would sell the team. They should also move back to Washington, D.C. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:47:44 11/08/09 Sun (12.64.228.94)
Redskins @ Falcons !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:36:46 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.114.192)
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The 'skins are losers, Whomo-Bitch. Just like a certain cross-dressing dwarf who, all too often, frequents this board. Oh, yeah. That Washington football team stinks the high heavens, similar to that of the sparkling BrownTurd who can't decide whether it is a dude or some atrocious, bandy-legged lesbian. Baffling chameleon. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:54:04 11/08/09 Sun (68.41.193.63)
You shouldn't knock yourself so hard. It makes you look bad. Then again, nothing will make you look good. Keep it up, ass chaser. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:55:14 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.36.121)
Does Stedman watch football games with Oprah? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:39:17 11/08/09 Sun (12.64.84.59)
I Hope Artie Brings Down FAKEGOD And U2 Glasses !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:55:15 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.222.203)
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Artie Lange must bring down those two freaks. It could safely be assumed that they are Opie and Anthony Pests. U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD see themselves as the ultra right-wing arm of the Republicans who now virtually own the terrestrial radio airwaves with their Palin/Bachmann madness. They have no reason to have thoughts nor plans. They are nothing. Artie must bring them down with his humor. Artie will rule! (NT) --
Artie is capable of bringing them down. He knows what's funny, and he knows the right people to talk to to have them removed from the entertainment industry. Artie will make Howard aware of everything. Together, Artie and Howard will ruin U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:27:36 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.114.192)
You think, you miserable nothings? Well, Bring The Drunkard On! Don't Just Dream About It! Bring The Fat, Coke Sniffing Dickhead On! Oh, wait. You Can't! You Can't Because You're Both LOSERS! (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:59:48 11/08/09 Sun (68.41.193.63)
You will be the LOSER when Artie turns his wrath on you. He can do it all on his own. He doesn't need my help. Artie will destroy you. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:58:31 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.36.121)
The "Fairy Lands" for you are any place you inhabit, Fairy. Everything I say is the truth. You are too retarded to believe it. Go suck another dick. Fairy! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:40:09 11/09/09 Mon (12.65.6.172)
You go down on penis. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:34:42 11/10/09 Tue (12.64.146.99)
FAKEGOD, stay the hell off my board. You and your Stern show status is in question. Please expect to be fired from your precious radio job, FAKEGOD. --
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The only thing to cure FAKEGOD and U2 Glasses is to bring them as guests to The Howard Stern Show, at least four times a month. They are to be ridiculed and defamed by the Stern crew for many months, perhaps years to come. That is the show, you FAKEGOD idiot. You are not a part of it, but you think you should be. (NT) --
Yes, yes! Bring your anger out! You always bring your anger out! You are so protective of Howard Stern, and yet no one cares about you and your stupid little Traveling board. No one is there to talk about anything. You worthless, worthless skunk. (NT) --
It's only you and a strange man's penis in your back alley. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:41:30 11/08/09 Sun (12.64.12.143)
He will never wake up from his stupidity. He can barely exist in the world. (NT) --
That's too much existence for him. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:50:11 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.222.203)
You can't do anything to my board, stupid. You barely have any sense of humor. Stern Fan Network doesn't want you around, stupid. (NT) --
HAHAHAHAHA!!! 64, you're one wicked dude. Tick...Tick...Tick... (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:12:17 11/08/09 Sun (68.41.193.63)
68.41.193.63 is now banned from The Small Bear Humor Message Board (NT) --
64.12.117.6 is now banned from my bulletin board. (NT) --
Dan Akroyd Really Believes In Ghosts !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:05:58 11/07/09 Sat (12.65.210.73)
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Good evening, Whole Truth. Dan Aykroyd is currently in talks to do the next Yogi Bear movie. He can probably do a great Yogi Bear voice. Aykroyd always seemed to be into the Art Bell kind of thing. Does he believe that aliens have a certain kind of spaceship, and some theory of extraterrestrials visiting Earth? I wonder what he thinks of the Roswell incident. (NT) --
Good morning, @GOD@. He believes in all of that stuff. He was dead serious about UFO's, seances, etc., when he was on that show. He was on there for about threee hours talking all things paranormal and extraterrestrial. His dad was just as serious about those things. You might want to see if there's a podcast available. He believes in Roswell and went into various theories about alien visits and abductions. I wonder if he ever talked to John Belushi about that stuff. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 01:05:02 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.222.203)
I think someone posted the George Noory program with Dan Aykroyd on YouTube. Hopefully before they take that down I'll be able to listen to it. (NT) --
It was really interesting. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:26:46 11/09/09 Mon (12.64.126.217)
And Aykroyd's also peddling his Crystal Head Vodka. Go drink a fifth, Dwarf. Sure, guzzle it back while skullfucking your Artie blow-up doll until it cries like a @Dummy@ without some obedient Cub Scout to slap around. Mutant. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:29:27 11/08/09 Sun (68.41.193.63)
How hard do you cry when U2 Glasses slaps the piss out of you as his cumload hits your gut? Is it a love making ritual with you two flaming nutcrackers? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:09:13 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.36.121)
Max Or Maxine? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:57:57 11/07/09 Sat (12.64.140.186)
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Taping unwanted baggage to your ass doesn't turn you into some instant girl. And given half the chance, Artie would tattoo the bumper on his vehicle with a chunk of your scaly scalp. Totally unhinged dwarf-whore. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:31:18 11/07/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Is that how you do it, you tranny bitch? I don't do shit like that to my meat. I'm either a man or a woman. You don't know for sure, asshole. Why weren't you on Artie's bumper whn he got his DUI? It's just as well. I don't want Artie to get in trouble over your useless ass. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:38:32 11/07/09 Sat (12.64.140.186)
You write very imaginative, comedic prose. You are everything you say you, Wack Pack Celebrity. You are the King of All Dwarf-Hating Giants. (NT) --
It's a fucking breeze. @GOD@ had good goddamn guidance, @BrainEater@. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:16:58 11/07/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
You are a sleaze, and you've been guided by your penis towards the anuses of many men. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:05:47 11/07/09 Sat (12.64.0.228)
And your left handed compliment makes @GOD@ want to slap some dwarf-whore senseless. You want that, too. No use denying it. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:27:52 11/07/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
You slap your tiny meat to the Statue of David by Michelangelo. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:40:36 11/07/09 Sat (12.64.134.196)
You torque your pork to the tune of "Brown Is The Lady". Shit! @GOD@ hates stooping to your level of retarded humor, Girlie. Now "stoop" and let the Good Times Roll! Ignorant dwarf-whore. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:51:04 11/07/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
You don't have any worries about anything you say having any value as "humor." It isn't funny. The only thing funny about you is your perverted personality. I don't mean funny in a humorous way. I mean funny as in strange, off as a human being. Actually, you should be locked up to protect the public from you, especially small, male children. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:59:21 11/07/09 Sat (12.64.134.196)
Wha'?! That's Whack, Dwarf! Too bad you can't edit. Keep running around in circles until that troublesome package finally drops on the floor, Girlie. (NT) -- @GOD@, 15:09:08 11/07/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
You can't read. You should worry about your own "package." U2 Glasses might cut it off if you don't treat him right. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:23:46 11/07/09 Sat (12.64.134.196)
Max, HomoWhore, sleeping it off >>> (;^O///^^//////^^ BWAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 15:23:58 11/07/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
I'm awake and alert. You won't get near my ass, no matter how much you beg me. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:25:42 11/07/09 Sat (12.64.134.196)
You're dead. Dead from the neck up. You're even too dead to star in a remake of The Night Of The Living Dead, dwarf. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:40:04 11/08/09 Sun (68.41.193.63)
You're not too dead to be flushed down a toilet, you rotten, cum-covered turd. Where did you come from to be so gay and stupid? Oh, I know, you came from the rectum of U2 Glasses. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:02:10 11/08/09 Sun (12.65.36.121)
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As long as Tipper Gore is still alive, @GOD@ will never have a life. Ever. I wish The Howard Stern Show can get The Man Who Laughs at Everything (Artie) to watch Current TV and make his opinion felt. (NT) --
This is why you are a Stern show asshole, and a Wack Pack Penis. You watch too many sci-fi movies that mirror your own sense of Big Brother paranoia and physical violence. You are very stupid. No one cares about you and what you post. (NT) --
You are a moron. A moron whose ego is so huge, it won't come down from whatever high you're on. Go away, you douche. (NT) --
Everything will appear brighter after your second cup of coffee and another thick slice of chocolate pie. And don't forget to edit your post two or three times more before setting your face on fire. Mental case. (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:17:56 11/07/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Is that how you start your day? I don't think so. I think you start your day by popping amyl nitrate and letting U2 Glasses stick "a thick slice of" meat in your "chocolate pie." Does he complain about your bad wiping habits? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:55:01 11/07/09 Sat (12.64.140.186)
Is that how you start your gay-way day, you silly Whomo-Whore? """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:30:33 11/07/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Don't worry, Wack Pack Celebrity. You're still a Stern show entity. You are very important, and you will never be at a loss for words, and you will always be a man. (NT) --
"What Me Worry?", @AlfredE.Neuman@? Nah, that's your gig. That's your carefree lifestyle, and that is what the LRN is really all about. Eating chocolate pie, drinking coffee and filling the toilet bowl with a large desposit of goo is all you'll *ever* accomplish. And Stupid? Keep editing until your life is a total mess. Admit to being a bore and a phony, and just try to deny that Howard doesn't know who the fuck you are. @GOD@ has done his job by making you feel really small (As though He needed any help to begin with). (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:58:30 11/07/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Yes, you are the greatest asset of the Stern show. That is what you are, The Great One. You will always be part of the Stern universe. You are big! BIG! (NT) --
You want "kudos". Not this time around. Sing "Cry Baby, Cry" in the key of H.. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:20:15 11/07/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
You get "kudos" from U2 Glasses, when you suck him dessert dry in the old gonads, you puke inducing semen syphon. All the life drains out of a man's penis and down your throat. Sperm Gut! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:09:48 11/07/09 Sat (12.64.134.196)
Yeah, sure. Drink another one, you sexy nitwit. (NT) -- @GOD@, 15:15:02 11/07/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
I'm not being sexy for you. Go suck another one. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:27:52 11/07/09 Sat (12.64.134.196)
That's the way you live your life, you fake piece of shit of a cock farmer. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:40:28 11/07/09 Sat (12.64.140.186)
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"I'm not going to write you a love song/Because you asked for it/Because you need one, you see . . . " Thanks, Sony BMG. Go choke on your raw fish at Nobu while Howard Stern watches you. I would really like that. (NT) --
How Do You Know That Max Is Not Short For Maxine? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:22:36 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
Max Brown Finally Admits To Being Some Ugly, Dwarf-Whore! -- @GOD@, 17:01:13 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
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LIAR! I AM PRETTY AND SEXY! YOU WERE CONCEIVED WITH MULE CUM! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:05:01 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
Amazing! The @Dummy@ cuts himself and cries, and the Whomo admits to being some ugly-ass dwarf-skank. Amazing. (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:06:52 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
You are one big cum gobbling lie. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:08:35 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
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Pussy Fever? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:50:36 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.90.3)
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Max, do you promise to lick up my semen that drips from your erect nipples? You're Just SO MOTHERFUCKING HOT!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:07:23 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
I promise to shit in your mammy's mouth for giving birth to you. She needs to be punished for bringing a turd such as you into the world. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:13:51 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.90.3)
Dwarf, Mammy Brown was so motherfucking fat, when she stepped on a dog's tail, they had to change his name to "Beaver". (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:23:13 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
Your filthy mammy crammed the dog up her beaver. My mammy wasn't fat. She looked like Kristen Wiig. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:26:46 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.90.3)
Smelly dwarf, your rancid mammy was so goddamn fat, she'd step on a dollar bill and make change for a fifty. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:35:35 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
Your mammy was a whore. She was even paid to fuck a mule in Mexico. No surprise that the dumbass thing got her knocked up and you slid out of that rotten cunt. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:47:14 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
Your ugly, fat mammy was nicknamed Kennedy. Everybody took a shot at her in a grassy knoll. (NT) -- @GOD@, 15:54:47 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
Your mammy was named Spot because she was an ugly, old dog. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:58:11 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
So you're actually some ugly, old dwarf-bitch?! Amazing. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:12:25 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
You're a hagged-out, cum-dripping, old whore. Admit the truth about yourself, and stop lying about me, shitass. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:22:08 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
You finally admitted to being an ugly dwarf-whore. Unbelievable.Why did you wait until now to expose the truth? (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:27:35 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
I'm talking about you, you dim bulb of a retard. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:29:30 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
Desiring Carrie Underwood means that you're a lesbian, too. Dayum! I bet you're uglier than a pile of rancid shit. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:33:42 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
You'd lose that bet, unless you were talking to a mirror. I'd believe you talking bad about you. As for the lesbian remark, hey, it's a good thing. Carrie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:38:18 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
Then go munch some carpet. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:47:20 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
I would gladly munch Carrie's lovely carpet. You go suck a dick. Carrie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:06:57 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
MMM MMM MMM!!! Such a perfectly HOT dwarf!!! What A Prize! (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:09:39 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
What A Dick! Go slurp U2 Glasses' nutsack. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:16:54 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.90.3)
Fuck Pussy! Who needs the smelly thing when there's a HOT DWARF within @GOD@'s grasp! (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:15:19 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
How do you know I don't have one? Cum-Covered Queer! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:18:52 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.90.3)
EWWW! Now those little oil drilling fuckers, living atop your enormous head, will strike for certain. Hope they formed a good union. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:29:50 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
The UFO's living in your dingleberries are searching for Uranus, you gay asshole. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:41:45 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
The AFL-CIO members living in you crusty scalp are searching for a used Saturn priced under $4,000, Max. (NT) -- @GOD@, 15:49:15 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
You were conceived in a Yugo, you low-rent piece of shit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:00:15 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
You're an ugly, Brown pile of steamy Max, Max. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:08:36 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
You're a messy, cum-covered cowpile, lying out in a muddy fucking field, dipshit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:24:16 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
So you're some ugly bitch-whore dwarf. Why did you wait so long to expose yourself? What other bizarre secrets do you keep to yourself? (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:30:21 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
It's no secret that you are a shit eating cum gobbler. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:33:28 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
Dayum! You ain't no dude! You're just some lonely old lesbian-whore. Dayum! (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:37:49 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
You're an old Quentin Crisp gay. Keep sucking that dick, or gumming it, old man. I'm a young Lindsay Lohan hottie. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:40:37 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
But that horrid facial tattoo makes you look like a St. Bernard's potty. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:45:20 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
I have no tattoos. You fucked a St. Bernard in the ass. Don't hang that one on me, liar. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:11:08 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
You have one, Dwarf. Don't act silly. Now cut that thing off and send it to Artie. He'll hang it on his Xmas tree. (NT) -- @GOD@, 15:07:39 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
Fuck You, you dirty Queerbat. It's my time of the month. Stop hitting on me, or I'll pull my bloody tampon out and slap you in the face with it. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:44:13 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
Eat the bloody tampon, Max. Light it on fire, and eat the goddamn thing. YOU FLAME! (NT) -- @GOD@, 15:51:23 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
I'll make you eat it. I'll shove it down your throat with my clit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:55:29 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
So you finally admit to being some ugly dwarf-bitch?! When was the operation performed? And how can some ugly looking, 52 year old dwarf-bitch menstruate? Baffling, ugly whore-bitch dwarf, you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:06:41 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
Your entire premise is off, just like the direction of your daddy's cum when he made you. Unfortunately, he hit the target, and you're here. I look like Lindsay Lohan, which hardly fits the description you portray, you asslicking moose. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 16:27:34 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
Of course, missy. Now yank off your 3" clit and plant it in the tulip garden. (NT) -- @GOD@, 16:41:01 11/06/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
You'd salivate over a big clit, if it had a pair of hairy balls attached to it. Fortunately, my pretty, little knob would make you sick because it can make a baby. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:15:05 11/06/09 Fri (12.64.126.217)
FAKEGOD and U2 Glasses are around to ruin the lives of entire continents, and they know it. They must be stopped. I don't know how I am going to stop them, since they seem to thrive in the world without much opposition. Those two idiots are con artists who deserve nothing. (NT) -- 
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