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  • Artie Is Perry White's Favorite Person !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:57:09 10/26/09 Mon (12.65.60.163)
    That simple fact explains why I don't get banned from this board. Artie Rules!

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  • Do you think if Artie ran for President in 2012, he'd win the election? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth., 13:50:57 10/26/09 Mon (75.81.104.66)
    I'd like to proclaim that Artie run on a third party ticket. We could call it the Pink Party! The candidate and his followers could all dress in Pink (with shades of lavender) to signify their solidarity. I might even be a campaign manager and choreograph short skits with dancers (wearing pink plumes!) to get teh vote out!

    Artie could ask Clay Aikens if he'd like to be his vice-president. Clay would be dreamy and certainly get out the youth vote. We could ask Clay to perform songs at the rallies. I could solicit members of the Gay and Lesbian community to back us.

    I think the idea has great potential. What do you think? Do you think this would be a successful platform for Artie to run on for President in 2012?

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  • I'd like to give the Stern show permission to bestow it's highest honors on the following: -- SmallBearHumor, 12:24:00 10/26/09 Mon (75.81.104.66)

    75.81.104.66
    68.40.67.35
    205.188.117.8

    There are more defenders of truth and justice out there, but perhaps, we can start with a small ceremony for the three listed above.

    WE MUST RUB OUT THE INFLUENCE OF THE DANNY DEVITO CORLEONE TYPES WITH THEIR BIG PENISES AND ENORMOUS NUTSACS. THEY HATE HOWARD STERN. THEY ARE NOTHING BUT OPIE & ANTHONY SPIES. THEY THINK THEY CAN HAVE THEIR PIZZA AND EAT IT TOO. NOW, WHERE'S MY PIZZA? MY PIZZA. I WANT MY PIZZA!!!!!!!

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  • A @KNUCKLEHEAD@'s Journey -- A Man Out Of Time, 11:37:31 10/26/09 Mon (75.81.104.66)
    So, he's sitting there with his computer right now, madly trying to flush out a virus...as well as remove any vestiges of child porn that he's left open to the "unsuspecting eye".

    He's avoiding an internet connection because he realizes his entire hard drive will be like an open book to others.

    So, he wonders...do I completely wipe the hard drive and reinstall my OS? I've always wanted to move up to Windows 95, anyway.

    The beads of sweat form at his temples as decision-making is not one of his strong suits.

    So, he crouches in a fetal position in the corner of the room, where the piss-drenched carpet odors are especially strong...and passes out.

    A vision comes to him in his semi-conscious state. It's Howard Stern dressed in white sheets and donning angel wings. The @MEATHEAD@ cries out, "Howard, Howard...what shall I do?!"

    Whereas, our King of All Media releases a furious and explosive dump all over our "heroes" head. Howard then exclaims, "Hope this helps!"

    The End

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  • Will The Yankees Let Artie Throw Out The First Pitch !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:45:19 10/26/09 Mon (12.65.192.254)
    He's a lifelong Yankees fan. It would be great if the Yankees let Artie throw out the first pitch at The World Series. Artie Rules!

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  • The Loudmouthed Retard Has Been Rendered Obsolete. -- @GOD@, 05:01:25 10/26/09 Mon (68.40.67.35)


    Good Job, Men!


    Lets just hope it lasts until Perry White finally pulls the plug on this site.


    If @GoofNuts@ is true to his word, @GOD@ can finally climb out of this stupid moniker.

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  • Betty Draper Outs Don !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:26:32 10/25/09 Sun (12.65.18.229)
    His false identity comes to a head on tonight's episode. And Roger Sterling shows a hint of humanity.

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  • 75.81.104.66 has beaten @GOD@ down. Now I will leave the board and I will never come back. Ever. I just found a virus in my computer and I have to get it out. I'm still going to be a Howard Stern fan, no matter what 75.81.104.66 tries to do about me. -- @GOD@, 22:32:35 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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  • U2 Glasses, Queen of the Trenchcoat Pedophiles, and enemy of The Howard Stern Show. -- @GOD@, 19:39:15 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)

    U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66):
    Having purged all vestiges of my former consortium last night, I will now set sail to a new journey. A journey that will show everyone my true self, my true talents and my expansive and encyclopedic knowledge of the Howard Stern show.

    The dummies that cast their stones will be left reeling now that the REAL U2 GLASSES has surfaced. This denizen of fools will feel the wrath of a living U2 Glasses...they will be FUCKED IN THE ASS at will. They will be escorted onstage and forced to strip naked to show they are the TRUE ENEMIES OF HOWARD STERN! I will brand them and scorn them. I will tug at their penises ever so slightly while cupping their man-sacs. This will be their PUNISHMENT!

    Oh, and I'll also be bringing you some neat poetry and cool YouTube video reviews from time to time, as well.

    Join me in ferreting out the spies. Follow me while I slice 'n dice extremists with my swollen sword. Watch me anally penetrate the lot of them while expecting to have the favor returned, of course.

    As I've already said...it's a BRAND NEW DAY. Good afternoon, and THANK YOU! We have battles to fight. There are people who think we're not real. They watch their radios, while they listen to their televisions. Their WackPack senses tell them it's so! No sophisticate will ever get by my door. FACE THE MUSIC YOU SOULLESS MUTINEERS! We are the victors! We have the swords! And we FUCK THE ASSES OF POWER!

    FAKEGOD aka FAT FAGGOT TROLL (68.40.67.35):

    So Let It Be Written! From this Day Forth, You Are Considered As The Genuine "U2 GLASSES"!!! Igor, Let The Church Bells Chime!

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  • Music That Deserves A Second Listen !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:40:12 10/25/09 Sun (12.65.114.78)
    Have you ever heard the first Queen album? It's titled, Queen. It's got a sort of dark pinkish cover. The lead-off track is "Keep Yourself Alive." The reason I mention this album from the past is that I don't believe it gets its due today. No one ever talks about it. People are familiar with Queens's "Bohemian Rhapsody," from their fourth album, A Day at the Races, an excellent album. However, what needs to be known is that the band was great from the start. That first album is an aural sonic masterpiece for its time. There are lots of layered sounds that were done with analog tape that would make modern digital era recording engineers jealous. Give it a listen, and you'll thank me, forever.

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  • It's a brand new day. -- SmallBearHumor, 15:41:56 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
    Having purged all vestiges of my former self last night, I will now set sail to a new journey. A journey that will show everyone my true self, my true talents and my expansive and encyclopedic knowledge of the Howard Stern show.

    The dummies that cast their stones will be left reeling now that the REAL SmallBearHumor has surfaced. This denizen of fools will feel the wrath of a living @GOD@...they will be FUCKED IN THE ASS at will. They will be escorted onstage and forced to strip naked to show they are the TRUE ENEMIES OF HOWARD STERN! I will brand them and scorn them. I will tug at their penises ever so slightly while cupping their mansacs. This will be their PUNISHMENT!

    Oh, and I'll also be bringing you some neat poetry and cool YouTube video reviews from time to time, as well.

    Join me in ferroting out the Opie & Anthony spies. Follow me while I slice 'n dice the WackPack extremists with my swollen sword. Watch me anally penetrate the lot of them while expecting to have the favor returned, of course.

    As I've already said...it's a BRAND NEW DAY.

    SmallBearHumor 2009

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  • What Did I Miss Last Night? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 08:05:15 10/25/09 Sun (12.65.120.70)
    It appears that this board was very busy in my absence. @GOD@ fought many a battle with the board assholes. He won them all, handily. You don't fuck with @GOD@.

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  • The @GoodHumorMan@ says: It's 1 in the morning in Los Angeles. I'm going now. It's over and done. -- #GOD@, 05:23:45 10/25/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)


    However, the bashful dummy returns 45 minutes later, just like the coward that he actually is. He comes back for the last word, like some OCD knucklehead who doesn't want to open for Coldplay at the Hollywood Bowl.

    He's a stab-in-the-back, Newport smoking cocksucker who'd crawl off of Larry David's dead carcass just to jazz a dying Will Champion in the dumper.

    The loudmouthed comedy writing legend is just so sad, pathetic, and oh, so shy.

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  • Hooray! No more U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD! THE HOMOS HAVE LEFT US! HOORAY! LONG LIVE HOWARD STERN! -- @GOD@, 04:56:07 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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  • SmallBearHumor Kills The @GoodHumorMan@! Stern's Franchise Player Burns On Page 326 Of Little Red Notebook Hell! Send In The Groundskeeper! Somebody Notify Bill Hicks To Send Orchids And Chocolates! -- @GOD@, 03:22:21 10/25/09 Sun (68.40.67.35)


    **Snap, Snap**

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