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  • A List Of The @Dummy@'s Favorite Movies Is Also Available At: www.bareasshollywoodplayah@youtube.com -- @GOD@, 15:37:42 10/13/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
    A Fistfull of Dollars
    Ben-Fist
    The Fistfather Part II
    Citizen Fist
    Raging Fist
    The Maltese Fist
    2001: A Fist Odyssey
    Singin' In The Fist
    All About Fisting
    Fist Wars
    It's A Wonderful Fist
    Fist Runner
    Double Fisted
    The Manchurian Fist
    Independence Fist
    Goodfella Fist
    Return Of The Fist
    Reservoir Fists
    Dances With Fists
    Field Of Fists
    The Longest Fist

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  • 68.40.67.35 cannot break out of his anger, even though Howard Stern doesn't destroy his life. 68.40.67.35 is destroying his own life. We will hear that implosion on the Stern show. 68.40.67.35 is too clueless to know it's going to happen to him, and his Room of Doom Gayness. -- @GOD@, 15:05:22 10/13/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)

    Did Father Do The Dunderhead Dirt By Forcing Him To Get Food Stamps? Vodka stamps? Meth stamps? @GOD@ doesn't think so. I think it's wise to have the idiot learn and then appreciate the value of an honest dollar.

    Sure, dimwit. While you visit Cananda to sample some tasty goonfister pizza.

    You're a jobless dimwit who bakes retarded Canandian pizzas for John Travolta's juicy kisses.

    And what is it with you? First you hate Stern and now you love him. Tell us the entire story. Pretend you're a cross-dressing dwarf and tell us the Whole Truth. You retarded Canandian goonfist pizza cooker, you.

    @Dippy@? Can you cook a retarded Rosedale Cemetery goonfist pizza, too? @GOD@ bets you can. You've talents squirting out from every one of your many holes. You goonfist pizza cooking fool, you.

    And what about some kind of Koreatown pizza, too? Can you cook one of them? Ever try? Bet you'll get all kind of blonde Korean gravy, that way. You goonfist pizza cooking lady's man, you.

    You dickhead! You're just a violent retarded pizza cooker who wants to kick some ass. Anybody's ass. But you can't. You can't because that gym membership isn't paying off. You're a waste. Have father buy you another gym membership at a better workout establishment. Now come close and catch a whiff of @GOD@'s incredibly thunderous farts. Useless retarded goonfist pizza cooking racist, you.

    You're an out of work, lazy and useless dimwit who relies on father's hand-outs to survive in Koreatown.

    Coo-coo, Coo-coo. @fag@ needs major help! Carry on queers!

    Yes, Sir! As Fred Norris always says "@Sununu koo koo loo loo@".

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  • Did Father Do The Dunderhead Dirt By Forcing Him To Get Food Stamps? Vodka stamps? Meth stamps? @GOD@ doesn't think so. I think it's wise to have the idiot learn and then appreciate the value of an honest dollar. -- @GOD@, 14:56:20 10/13/09 Tue (68.40.67.35)
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  • 68.40.67.35 is going to Canada to cook his Goodfellas Pizza, because he is a Wack Pack Contest Winner with the Tradio calls, and the ball-swinging douche pranks. -- @GOD@, 12:59:43 10/13/09 Tue (71.106.87.62)
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  • Artie As James Bond !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 09:18:40 10/13/09 Tue (12.77.8.166)
    If Artie adopted a healthy diet and exercise regimen, lost weight and built up muscle, I'd like to think that he'd get a whole new class of film roles being offered to him. Imagine him trim with a British accent. He could play James Bond. Why not? He has the acting chops. He could play the Matt Damon role in the Bourne series. I wonder if Artie's ever given any thought to chasing after those kinds of roles. I'd love to see him that way. Artie Rules!

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  • Like many enemies regarding Howard Stern, they won't take them on. Instead, they take it out on others, because Opie and Anthony are just so, so much better at being Stern clones, and not even that, they suck dick. Mancow sucks dick. But they have to attack people like me, and everybody else because they think Howard Stern ruined their lives. The guy who posted this garbage below, absolute pussy. What a loser. Howard and his crew should kick him in the face until this dirtbag cries in the fetal position. -- @GOD@, 20:58:45 10/12/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)

    "Listen up, @DOUCHENOZZLE@...All you ever do is set up strawmen (e.g., everybody vs. you is a Stern employee). Then, you shadow box them & your preposterous "theories". You never actually try & fight what we're saying...you always drift off to fight the strawmen you set up. Why? Because you don't have the cajones to take any of us head on based on what we say. You're content evasively slugging it out with your own delusional setups. Why? Because you're FUCKING AFRAID OF US. Because YOU'RE A PUSSY. So, to you, an "ADULT" is a 40ish bum without a job or desire to find one who takes Daddy's money to support him. Oh, & he puffs himself up by peddling a delusional notebook never written, saying it's changed the fabric of Hollywood & entertainment industry. OH YEAH! That's an ADULT, all right."

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  • The Dummy Of Dumbdom Wants YOU! "Hey, Everybody! Just Look At Me! I'm An Attention Whoring Failure Who's Just Squirming, And Just Squirting My Jerkoff-Juice All Over My Sandals! Please, Will You Just Look At Me And Tell Me What You Actually Think Of A Lonely, Untalented Idiot Who's Only Out To Murder BethO While She Sleeps? I Need Your LoveI I Need Your Money! i Need Your Feedback, Too! I Need An Honest Reply! Good Or Bad, It Doesn't Matter! I Just Need To Drop A Turd Or Two Into Howard Stern's Private Commode For The Benefit Of Those Who Strongly Wish To Rip Me A Brand New Dope Hole! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU! I'm Your Retarded Bigmouth, Who Is More Than Willing To Do Anything To See Howard Stern Fire Fred Norris and Hire Me To Suck Some Juicy Stern Dick! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU! Flirt Again With My Rectum And I'm Liable To Kiss Myself!" -- @GOD@, 14:20:08 10/12/09 Mon (68.40.67.35)

    Yet Another Waste!

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  • "This is @GOD@. How are my snarky, artsy, thug life Carlos Mencia-White Out public TV bitches doing today? Did you run to your master Adam Carolla and talk shit about me? Did you. All well and good. For the past few months I've bought some rope and learned how to lasso things--no I didn't. Glad you found out about The Little Red Notebook. Now if you want to fuck with me some more, I suggest you call 1-888-9-ASSHOLE. That's 1-888-9-ASSHOLE, because I'm sure Howard's concerned about my whereabouts. Thanks, biatches! Whatevers! Oh! Did you know that I wrote The Little Red Notebook in UNDER TWO MONTHS? It's most likely a month. I wonder if Adam Carolla's got some more Cerritos jokes and ethnic cleansing by the hands of Mayor VillaRetardo. What's the use, anyway? You and your little ghetto posse is fucked, and so are the whiteys above you." -- @GOD@, 13:45:38 10/12/09 Mon (71.106.87.62)
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  • Max Brown Wants YOU! "Hey, Everybody! Just Look At Me! I'm An Attention Whoring Dwarf, Just Squirting My Jerk-Juice All Over This Message Board! Please, Will You Just Look At Me And Tell Me What You Actually Think Of A Lonely Cross-Dressing Idiot Who's Only Out For A Good Time? I Need Your Feedback! I Need An Honest Reply! Good Or Bad, It Doesn't Matter! I Just Need To Drop A Bomb Or Two Into My Pink Diaper For The Benefit Of Those Who Strongly Wish To Rip Me A Brand New FartWhole! Tee Hee, Tee Hee! I'm Your Naughty, Little Slave Who Is More Than Willing To Do Anything To Have Artie Notice Me! Artie Rules!" -- @GOD@, 13:37:36 10/12/09 Mon (68.40.67.35)

    Believe it, honest patrons. The bubbly screwball, Max "Shitstain" Brown, will do *anything* to be noticed.

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  • Stephen King sounds like he's angling to be the Blowhard of the O&A show. Yeah, Steve... things were much better back in "your day"... they sure were, gramps. It's all shit "these days". -- O&A Rock Party!!, 00:01:06 10/12/09 Mon (190.120.226.102)
    You all need to relax and after reading Opie's twitters, he needs to keep his ego in check.

    Stephen King trashed us in latest issue of Entertainment Weekly.No more Mr Fucking Nice Guy! It's time the show gets the respect it deserves

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  • I really like how Jay Leno gets under hooknose's skin. -- O&A fan, 23:52:37 10/11/09 Sun (69.112.153.109)
    I really like how Jay Leno gets under hooknose's skin.

    Howard is an idiot. What future employer calls the current employer to let them know the talent is being taken away?

    "Hi Howard, this is Jay. Can I have your permission to give Stuttering John a better offer?"

    What a fucking moron.

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  • So, What Happens To Salvatore? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:12:01 10/11/09 Sun (12.77.10.90)
    Roger Sterling summarily fired him just because a closeted client demanded it. Don Draper backed Sterling up. January Jones is hot.

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  • No Man's Sperm Has Ever Crossed My Lips !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 21:39:31 10/11/09 Sun (12.77.8.48)
    Why Do You Call Me Homo?

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  • @GOD@ Working The Stern Fan Network, Posting Here -- @GOD@, 14:01:40 10/11/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)

    There are two threads on Stern Fan Network getting traffic right now:

    "Does Howard Only Have 1 Minority Employee?"
    "Should Howard HIre a New Comedy Writer?"

    @GOD@ and The Little Red Notebook are making way again.

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  • Marge Simpson In Playboy !!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:01:35 10/11/09 Sun (12.77.6.244)
    Are you curious to see how she looks nude?

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  • 67.164.151.35 loves Opie and Anthony. He loves being in Opie's religious cult. Meanwhile, Howard Stern is still superior to O&A and their Pests. The reason is that the Pests are all a part of a religious cult. It would be a good idea for Howard Stern and his crew to expose this cult, and burn it down to the ground next week. This is an order. Howard Stern still rules. -- @GOD@, 01:41:11 10/11/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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  • Wouldn't It be Great If An Airplane Carrying O & A Went Down, Taking with Them All Their Asshole Acolytles? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 22:01:38 10/10/09 Sat (12.77.6.79)
    Especially the ones who flodd message board with useless shit!

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  • Hoo Hoo.... David Spade ripping off The Boys....... -- Nigger Bastard (BBBB)YS), 21:37:50 10/10/09 Sat (67.164.151.35)
    Fucking shitdicks


    Im putting them on the FUCKO list


















    I say we do a PEST attack on them




























    PEST GENERALS!!!! WE NEED ORDERS!!!!!


















    OOFAHHHHHH

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  • Do you want Opie and Anthony to Visit your Syndicated City? -- Nigger Bastard (INFECTED), 21:26:55 10/10/09 Sat (67.164.151.35)
    Do you want Opie and Anthony to visit your city?

    Then you should send them a very nice and cute post card so they want to visit.

    Even if they don't visit, they might read the better post cards on air.




















    THE BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOYS ON YOUR BLOCK!!!

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  • Leave a voicemail for this cunt -- Nigger Bastard (Lil Jimmy), 21:23:02 10/10/09 Sat (67.164.151.35)
    December 31, 2006

    I felt myself compelled to respond to the article in the Sunday Globe "Buried in Obscurity" (Dec. 17, City Weekly).

    I work with seniors at the Cambridge Council on Aging. It isn't just homeless citizens who can end up in the city morgue unclaimed. We are seeing more seniors who, while housed, have no savings and/or family connections. It is a problem that will become larger. For those of us who cared about them, it is difficult to find a way to honor their passing.

    The homeless and formerly homeless people we work with are certainly at risk , but so are those who were marginally employed, mentally ill, brain damaged, who have outlived or alienated their families. Many seniors receive between $700 and $800 a month. If in subsidized housing , their rent would be 30 percent of their income. That leaves little to survive on.

    I was pleased to see this issue raised. There is no easy answer. For many seniors discussing their wishes for end of life, both medical and funereal, is very difficult. We all need to think about this issue in terms of our own lives and those we know and have maybe lost touch with.

    In this era of Opie and Anthony taking advantage of homeless people to try to get a laugh, of corporate greed and political payoffs, it would be good to give more of our resources to those who have little or nothing.

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  • Fuckos stealing Opies bits -- Nigger Bastard (b-b-b-boys), 21:13:13 10/10/09 Sat (67.164.151.35)
    I'm super cereal about this. Opie does provide the mortar between the bricks, but whenever he's got something extra going, someone else absorbs it. Please correct me. My first thread creation, I wouldn't do it if I didn't think it was important.

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  • How the Inno has really helped my O&A Experience -- Nigger Bastard, 21:10:45 10/10/09 Sat (67.164.151.35)
    How the Inno has really helped my O&A Experience

    For those with and without an Inno, I wanted to share why the Inno has really helped my experience with O&A.

    I schedule the recording for 5:58am - noon.
    It records from 5:58am to 9am when I pull it out of the dock and walk to my car
    I start another recording session, drive to work and leave the Inno recording when I get out of my car and go to work.
    Around 11, I check XM Online to see if they are still on. Once they are done, I grab my unit from the car and bring it to my desk.
    I go through every track and delete all the commercials from the unit and lock the two recording sessions with only O&A content (They really need to fix the non-changing PAD data problem...)
    Now I have two sessions (FM and XM) of nothing but commercial free O&A

    It's fucking wonderful. Everyone should have an Inno...


































    KEEP SPREADING THE VIRUS

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  • Jim Cramer is a shitdick...DISSIN O&A -- Nigger Bastard, 21:06:32 10/10/09 Sat (67.164.151.35)
    SIRI: Sirius Satellite pops to session high as Cramer on CNBC says good trade
    is long SIRI and short XMSR - stocks should not be trading in lock-step (4.11
    +0.00)


    FUCK THAT CUNT O& A ALWAYS WIN

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  • Congress hearing article mentions Patrice on the bbbboys -- Nigger Bastard, 20:59:49 10/10/09 Sat (67.164.151.35)
    Remember this guy named Don Imus? When that so-called scandal broke out it was like trying to find the chocolate chips in a dollar box ice cream to get a black person or hip-hop artist that would defend Imus’s right to make his little joke. On the comedy front, Patrice O’Neal mentioned on the Opie and Anthony Show that rappers were stupid not to defend him because they would be next on the list. “They’re coming after hip-hop next!”.. he screamed.

    The line drawn from Imus to hip-hop was the question of where Imus got the idea and felt so comfortable calling a young black woman a ho in the first place. Which for rappers is hard to fend off considering the word is used like THE in some popular rap songs.

    Here we are a year later, Imus has lost his job and guess what.. the focus is on *hip-hop*.

    Not a back and forth in Al Sharpton’s radio show studio.

    On September 25th, Congress is holding a hearing to look into the way African-American women are portrayed in hip-hop.

    The hearing is tentatively titled: “From Imus to Industry: The Business of Stereotypes and Degradation.” Rep. Bobby Rush, chairman of the House Subcommittee on Commerce, Trade and Consumer Protection, told Variety.

    the b-b-b-b-bb-b-b-oys





    the b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bboys









    the b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbosys

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  • I want to do an PEST ATTACK AOTM!!!!!! -- Nigger Bastard (HARD 4 ONA), 20:57:06 10/10/09 Sat (67.164.151.35)
    alright folks I saw a NBC 7 news van outside the Lowell Court house in Lowell Ma. I wanted to see if any other pests wanted to help make this one great. I need a spotter and someone that can record the whole mess and other pests to disrupt the shot with me. anyone? anyone? GET IT UP PESTS!!! IM LOOKIN AT YOU @GOB@

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  • If you dont like the show..... -- Nigger Bastard (ONA), 20:52:12 10/10/09 Sat (67.164.151.35)
    .....just go away...i get it everyone is allowed a opinion....but for me personally if i didnt like O&A or R&F i wouldnt be on O&A and R&F message boards....i use to listen to stern ...never on his boards....but when i stopped listening to him i wouldnt of posted on the board announcing that im not listening to the show anymore...it gets annoying when every month theres one guy that has to say "i gave the show a chance and its not my thing" or "i use to like the show but its not the same anymore"

    if you will be looking for me to respond later i will be on the HOO HOO message board letting everyone know that i dont like big nose jews show....

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  • Howard Stern 'devolving to "Opie and Anthony"-like quality standards for humor." -- Nigger Bastard (b-b-b-b0ys), 20:48:17 10/10/09 Sat (67.164.151.35)
    Another article from the Howard Stern chick insulting O & A!

    "our boy Howard has found himself a good woman who can melt the neurotic ball of rage within him, die-hard fans of the show may be less than pleased with the recent softening of the King's edges. Some even feared he was devolving to "Opie and Anthony"-like quality standards for humor."

    What THE F?





























    ONA PARTY ROCK!!!

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