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QUESTION OF THE WEEK
75.81.104.66, you lost already. Nobody cares about what you say or think about Howard Stern. I don't even think Howard gives a shit about you, either. Stop trying to scare people and ruin their lives, 75.81.104.66. You know you're nothing more than a Wack Pack asshole who hates being gay, hates his life, and hates being ignored by Howard Stern. Of course, you'll keep posting here because you want to ruin Howard Stern, and replace him in your own image. That should be a Stern show idea. We'll use YOUR image. In fact, what you posted and reposted below in my Small Bear Humor image as well as your own--it's yours. You can take credit for it. I don't stand by it. U2 Glasses stands by their every word, because he came up with those ideas for The Howard Stern Show. -- @GOD@, 02:35:42 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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Whole Truth hates you until you're dead. Isn't that enough? (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:44:46 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You're not going to make anybody cry or go away. You have nothing to say about the Stern show. You just want people scared of you. You want to hurt them. That's all you want. It doesn't make you laugh or cry. It makes you sad and angry. No wonder Howard Stern doesn't let you in the studio anymore, attention slut. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:47:47 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Yes, you are now gaining more respect of Howard Stern by harassing me with your fast little porky pig fingers typing and pasting away. Keep at it. You will never have anything to contribute to the Stern show anymore, you hateful little minority. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:52:05 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
And you will keep posting because you are hurting me again! Doesn't it feel good to hurt people? You don't need anybody. All you need in your life are prank calls! All you need is Howard Stern to love you! Keep hurting me! You know you want to! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:56:08 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
More! More! You want more! Good! You almost killed me! I don't remember what I write? You wrote all this stuff, not me! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:58:39 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
"Everybody's changing, and you don't feel the same!" That was you who wrote it, wasn't it? Howard and Robin and Fred and Baba Booey ought to look into that. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:05:49 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
"Amber is the color of your energy...Whoa oh..." (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:10:20 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Ever use 411, dirty little whore? HA HA HA HA HA HA . . . Suede is a good band. I wasn't around for them. I was busy doing nothing. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:14:10 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Guess what. I'm a beggar with no love! Wait, that was No Doubt. Sorry, I wasn't born then. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:16:47 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You don't get it, do you? You're a HI-PITCH HOMO! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:20:30 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
No one can stop you! Yes! Yes! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:22:18 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Howard's listening. Good luck to you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:24:32 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You lose, bitch. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:31:13 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You lose, TV Land. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:35:52 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
F.U. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:41:54 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Fuck Howard 101. Everybody except Bubba and Ferrell should be fired, including you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:06:27 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Don't you get tired? Andy Kaufman never went this far with anything. I'm not even cringing. He was good at making people cringe. You're just being a dick. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:12:53 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Everybody's changing, and U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66) don't feel right! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:04:43 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Hey, it's time for a Feel Good Inc. song! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:08:45 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
What's the matter? Don't know how to use the White Pages, bitch? (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:11:18 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Yes, you're right. You kicked me out of show business again! Isn't that nice? Well. I wonder what your bosses will say about that! Yes, you are a jealous little gerbil. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:15:34 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Wow! The moon is useless! Oh yeah, that was you, as well. What does a greedy fly eat? (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:19:48 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You don't get it, do you? You don't at all. This is great. You hate the Stern show. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA . . . (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:23:06 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You think I have a problem. You think you're winning. I think Lady Gaga is cool, though. You don't. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:26:36 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You lose. There's a freeway running through the yard! I wish it was running through your bathroom while you're taking a shit! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:32:34 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
The answer, for you, is no. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:44:09 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Certainly not you, asshole. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:48:25 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Shut up, U2 Glasses Homo. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:03:12 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
U2 Glasses, sucks. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:15:04 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Fuck you, over and over until your ass smells like your rectum. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:51:40 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD are gone! GONE! THEY'RE FUCKING GONE! NO MORE HOMOS! HOWARD STERN RULES! (NT) -- @GOD@, 05:14:48 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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75.81.104.66 likes to put people down because it makes him/her feel good. Nothing wrong with that! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:38:28 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
75.81.104.66 can post everything all he wants, but it's not going to change the fact that he's a bully, a horrible human being, and most of all, gay. And that he doesn't have Howard Stern's respect anymore. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:46:13 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
And you will keep posting here until I break down and cry. Isn't that you want, big bully? Isn't that what you want me to do? To die here, with no memory of The Little Red Notebook? The Notebook that you may or may not have fucked over? (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:50:43 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You don't need anyone! I don't care if you're scaring me. That's not me. I take no credit for it. You keep bitching and moaning that @GOD@ dicked you around and kicked your ass, and Howard will still love you, because you did all the right things. Keep hurting @GOD@! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:57:47 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You want more! More! More! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:00:06 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
It's time for a Weird Al Yankovic Polkarama! He's one of @GOD@'s biggest fans! Why don't you have something like that going in your life? (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:07:38 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
"We gotta a love that ain't got no name/we kiss a lot of our lips like pain...Electricity" Well, you wrote it, I didn't. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:12:47 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Yes, you kicked me out of show business. I will live under a freeway overpass. I will die within a month! And through your good works, they will remember you, all the time, for all time. No one cares about me. That's the beauty of it! Why should you care? (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:18:09 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
What? Kurt Cobain is dead? Wait. What year is it? Damn. Well, too late. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:25:24 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Kurt Cobain is dead! Long live Artie! (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:48:33 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
romance interrupted -- Grady's friend, 02:00:27 10/25/09 Sun (74.234.214.148)
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74.234.214.148 is the reason why Howard Stern has a screaming fit when all of his/her great ideas get in the way, like when the FCC gets in the way. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:40:44 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
romance interrupted -- Grady's friend, 02:00:26 10/25/09 Sun (74.234.214.148)
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74.234.214.148, no one here posts YouTube videos like you do. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:42:42 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
romance interrupted -- Grady's friend, 01:56:48 10/25/09 Sun (74.234.214.148)
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I heard about the Brookers YouTubes a few years ago when Sal mentioned them on the Stern show. It's too bad for you that I have a good memory for radio. You don't. Stay away from the Stern show, asshole. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:49:21 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
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I wrote this. I'm not proud I wrote this, but I wrote this. Did you see my post where I said I would post anything, and I mean anything, on the Stern Fan Network just to fuck with people on the board? You missed that. You're a retard. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:44:07 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
More harassment from you, because you will get away with it. I know you will. I don't care. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:52:53 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Oh look! Trenchcoat Polanski got away with it again! (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:12:51 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
TMZ has always been friendly towards Artie. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:49:17 10/26/09 Mon (12.65.192.254)
Is Artie Funnier Than Jim Belushi? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:21:08 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.146.100)
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You cum in your dad's rectum. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:45:49 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.146.100)
I'm hetero, you liar. You focus on your own work. You have many a ballsack to drain before the night is through. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:13:41 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.102.200)
You are a talentless child of Broadway. Go post another YouTube Star Video, you asshole who hates The Little Red Notebook. You probably stole something from it, too. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:00:40 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
I want to know how Baba Booey received those Brookers YouTubes several years ago. Have an answer for that, piece-of-shit fan of Sal? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:09:12 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Howard and the crew have heard of me since the early 1990s. Got you beat there. Well, they didn't know who I really was, but you, you're a Nazi bitch. Go to a sushi bar and burn that fucking place down, because you hate those orientals. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:18:13 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Why aren't U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD fucking it out in Central Park during ComiCon in NYC? Now that would be something to see. I won't though, because those two fruits fucking each other would qualify as a snuff film. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:25:30 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Keep posting, YouTube Starlet. I can watch football all night and reply to you, until you shit in your chair. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:30:33 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
I have a feeling, after seeing a lot of John Belushi's work compared to Artie's, that Artie Lange is a much better actor, generally a more versatile comedian than most people give him credit for. He is great on radio. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:33:32 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Yes, we get it now. You represent Howard Stern, and your big fat ass protects Howard from the outside world. You are a piece of shit, lying scumbag. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:02:03 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Like Whole Truth said, you cum in your daddy's rectum. I'm glad you like older guys like Roman Polanski. That's the only thing you can fuck at this time. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:10:32 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
How did Baba Booey get those Brookers YouTubes? You know everything about the show. Why can't you tell me about that? Whole Truth hates you. That's more than enough for your own NYC death warrant. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:14:16 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Yeah, you're a Master Race Cunt. What the fuck would happen if you weren't in the world? Well, not much. The world will be a better place without you and your bullshit YouTubes. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:19:43 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
< y a w n > (NT) -- You FAIL, 00:24:52 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
Shut up, you asshole. I'm glad you're a Scientologist who can't make it in show business. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:26:10 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
205.188.117.8 is a Scientologist whose YouTube career has just entered fail. I'm sure it was because she was watching too many anime porn flicks, like the 4chan cunt she is. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:27:27 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
205.188.117.8 melts when she can't get her anti-Stern cunt way. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:31:21 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Are you this south of the border of being a big fag, U2 Glasses? You are a failed actress? Are you a follower of Chiang Kai-Shek, you pretentious trenchcoat homo? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:42:27 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Shut up, you fag. Are you Roman Polanski? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:45:45 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Why aren't you scaring the coffeehouses to death, you U2 Glasses trenchcoat L. Ron Hubbard Homo? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:44:02 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Are you from Planet Roman Polanski? Why the fuck are you talking to yourself? Are you posting another failed YouTube video? You suck cock like a big red rock! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:50:06 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Do I have a reason to believe that we all won't be received at Graceland? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:54:13 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Anyway, no matter how bad my ideas are, they still affect you. If you're looking to kick a little Korean blonde ass, think again. Why don't you have a Jackass moment on one of your many film shoots, crack your skull open, and die? Would you still be known as Roman Polanski? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:56:17 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
I said, why don't you have a Jackass moment on a film shoot, and die from a cracked skull? You're not on the playbill. No one will miss you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:10:49 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
And looking back in time, Andy Kaufman was a failure as a comedian, and Bill Hicks was a creative genius. You don't get that, because you meditate to rocks. Andy did that too, and smoked too much. Bill had to smoke, because of the acute pain from his liver since he was 20. He had cancer before Denis Leary cured cancer. Why didn't Benjy Bronk die on that L.A. schoolyard? Things would have been so much better! (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:14:37 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Yes, you hurt me again. You can do this forever, and you still won't be known like @GOD@ to be a creative genius, ever. You will keep doing it, because you love hating people who are better than you, and your fat ass filled with penis. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:54:54 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
It's all about you and your genius! Not about me, it's you! You did it all! Now Howard Stern will love your body all over your penis! Yes! Love your penis! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:21:38 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Fuck off, you redneck. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:54:46 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Banal rhymes with anal. Your mouth is more accustomed to accepting the resulsts of anal discharge, though your brian creates the banal. You should really go fuck yourself in front of a moving tractor trailor. I need to be entertained. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:58:50 10/25/09 Sun (12.65.120.70)
I wonder if there was any way for the Stern show to screw with these two assholes who post this shit below. Stern Rules! -- @GOD@, 17:41:07 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
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They could be exposed as sex offenders. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:45:26 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.146.100)
You're gay. I don't hate you because of "that." I hate you for being you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:49:16 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.146.100)
Accusing me of wanting suicide is another one of your cult-following, Kool-Aid strategies to bring me down. Did you know that most of Hollywood belong in some religious cult, and if you're not in something like TM or Scientology or Kaballah or anything crazy like that, you will never work in that town ever? Of course, you know this, and like many crazy people, this is your perfect reality. I don't have a scrapbook, I don't have bunny turds, and I don't have a monument of YouTube Star Shame. That's your life. Go fuck yourself. The Third Reich is over. Go blame Fox News for all the problems in the world. (NT) -- @GOD@, 22:08:45 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Your neighbors have complained about the whining and crying coming from your shit little hovel for years. Apparently, you never give your rectum a day or two to recover, before you're letting your man plow it like a corn field at night. Whimper, you sore-assed bitch. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:17:32 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.102.200)
You are a complete retard and a White Power bullshit artist. Whatever you're thinking, it's wrong. So wrong, it's false and deserves to be locked up away from society. Screaming and crying? Is that your Primal Scream Scientology Therapy? (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:30:47 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
I don't know how much Scientology courses cost. I don't even know if they're known as "courses." I think the $15,000 bought you air time and Hollywood representation. Other than that, you're a racist, violent whore who needs electrocution therapy. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:50:54 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Why can't you come up with your own ideas? Is your life in NYC fucking up? Did you realize that you needed to take more acting and improv courses before you even qualify for a job at SNL? You are a bitch. Suck some dick, and move up the ladder like you always do! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:03:52 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
But that's what you do. You suck dick and ass of Roman Polanski. Whole Truth is right about you. You are an infant. A Nazi-based infant of hate and violence. Go fuck around with the Chinese Communists. They fuck just like you! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:12:58 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Why is everything like a Joey Boots/Hi-Pitch Gay Fuck Machine like you? Don't you have to go out or something? Is it raining in NYC so bad, you can't go out? You're a fucking idiot. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:21:22 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
<<< ^^ @FAILURE@ ^^ ='s (NT) -- ZZZzzzzzzzz, 00:27:07 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
Why aren't you watching football like a man, you HOMO? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:47:17 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Watch football, and be a man. Whole Truth knows that you're a HOMO! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:51:03 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Whole Truth hates you. I respect Howard Stern. No one cares what you think. By the way, Andy Kaufman smoked several packs of cigarettes a day, every day, his entire life. I know this, because his relatives told me. I went to junior high and high school with them. You are an out-of-control Scientologist. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:59:47 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
75.81.104.66 got the last word in (1). (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:36:42 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
And I suggest that Benjy Bronk take more comedy lessons from Jackie Martling. One lesson will cover the reasons why The Little Red Notebook was written by a talented 22-year-old UCLA student. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:18:07 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
More! I want more! Keep smacking me around! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:59:25 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
U2 Glasses, you are a dick. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:53:50 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Today is College Football Day. I will watch my team UCLA lose to Arizona. I will see USC beat whoever the hell they're playing. I will also see all the overrated teams in the AP Top Ten bore the shit out of me. But the Yankees and the Angels are still playing for the American League Pennant, so I'll watch that above all. I hope this will be a good weekend. -- @GOD@, 06:37:00 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Good morning, @GOD@. Maybe UCLA will surprise you and win. I wonder if Artie has bet on any of these games. Does he still gamble? Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:53:40 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.0.115)
Good evening, Whole Truth. Artie hasn't really been talking about gambling lately. He says that he's trying to cut down on that on his road to recovery. UCLA lost to Arizona, and the Yankees-Angels playoffs were rained out today. UCLA is going to have a losing season. USC won a close game with Oregon State today. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:48:49 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Jack Nelson R. I. P. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:08:55 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
If crowding out straights so that your own Nazi Gay Society takes over the Earth is your way of living, you should die from it. Preferably right now. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:41:39 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Projecting again? Look in the mirror and wipe that shit off your face. Disgusting Turd! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:25:14 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.12.169)
Where are all the YouTubes, asshole? I thought you were a comedy genius! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:16:23 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Keep proving your lack of talent, in a big way, as well as your lack of sensitivity for humanity. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:50:33 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
Good evening, Whole Truth. I just read an article about Jack Nelson. He did a lot to help civil rights along, and exposed a lot of racism and horrible atrocities in the Southern United States. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:40:38 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Good evening, @GOD@. Apparently he foun it distasteful because he was a southerner and grew up wuth bigotry all around him. Did he make the front page of the LA Times? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:48:42 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
Good evening, Whole Truth. I'm not sure, because I don't subscribe to The Los Angeles Times. I usually go online for news. Wish I could find a newspaper around here somewhere. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:56:42 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Newspaper circulation is down. I guess people want their news fed to them by Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 01:41:12 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.216.96)
It really is a sad thing that circulation is down for a while. The LA Times seems to keep adding and deleting sections of their paper over and over. I do like to read the paper at times, and lately I've been missing that for a while. I don't get my news from Beck or O'Reilly and all those liars who say liberal media is taking over. That's a load of crap, and just more promotion of those guys. I tend to read Yahoo! News for the first I read during the day. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:53:13 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
I read The Washington Post but not every day. There's also a conservative competitor called the Washington Times. That paper is owned by the Moonies. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:02:14 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.216.96)
I had a college friend who was a Moonie. He eventually worked at the Washington Times. I don't keep in touch with him, nor he with me. It's a good thing, because I've had my fill hanging around cult-following assholes. They feel things no one else feels. It's probably just their adrenaline working full-time. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:07:51 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
I wonder what the connection is between Moonies and right-wing conservatives. You'd think that the conservatives wouldn't want to have anything to do with anybody different than themselves. Conservatives praise The Washington Times. It's editorial bent slants right. However, I've heard conservatives, in general, put down the Moonies as a cult. It's been people unconnected with The Washington Times. I'm not praising or knocking the journalism of the paper. It stands or falls on its own. It just seems strange to have an American newspaper run by a South Korean religious cult. And I bet there's not a Korean blonde among them. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 08:02:30 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.0.115)
I think it really bothers me that the so-called Separation of Church and State is now lip service, while religious cults run our federal and state governments into the ground. You hire a certain number of Scientologists, followers of Kaballah, TM parctitioners, and Jesus Freaks like Dubya was, government service has become more of a privilege than a right to serve. I also have a feeling that most of the world laughs at us, because we let Jim Jonestown folk own major newspapers, and think nothing of it, because the citizens are generally illiterate, indifferent, and only think of NASCAR and football all day long. It's a shame there aren't more Asians or Latinos or Middle East ethnicities in government, but it's a shame how racist and elitist the U.S. is. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:58:55 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Will it ever get better, or will it seem that the country is always going to be run by the Roger Sterlings of the world? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:55:58 10/25/09 Sun (12.65.144.51)
I hope Barack Obama does the right thing, instead of conceding all the time to neocon conservative imperialists, the Christian Coalition, and perhaps The Church of Scientology. Come to think of it, there are no Korean blondes in the Washington Times, probably. That would be way too liberal, progressive, or just wrong for them. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:59:40 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
It's up in the air with Obama. It seems that he wants to please the middle-of-the-road too easily on domestic and foreign policy. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:58:44 10/25/09 Sun (12.65.144.51)
Fucking Hilarious! And if the dummy had any balls, he'd take his schtick to the stage. However, he's big pussy with an even bigger mouth. Maybe the dope is afraid people would laugh at him, and not with him. Could be that the useless son of a bitch is self-conscious about his looks, or height, or voice. Maybe he's concerned that his knocking knees would drown out his act. The useless dickhead. -- @GOD@, 23:51:22 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
75 rips the dumb son of a bitch yet another asshole. Dynamite job, Bud. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:53:25 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
You just gave him the heads up for the moment. Now you two useless morons can go fuck each other in the ass all night. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:57:28 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.174.223)
You'd be a funny looking fucker on stage, Max. People would laugh at your jumbo-sized head. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:00:02 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
People laugh at you on the street. Then they throw rocks at you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:02:42 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
Based on what? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:04:24 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
Based on your worn out shit. Always with the Artie this, and my pink dress that. Go away but keep drinking. Stupid dwarf. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:07:44 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
I talk about every subject under the sun. You choose to focus on a few. It's your problem, due to the limitations in your small brain. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:11:08 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
You babble about nonsense. You and the dope need to take your act on the road. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:14:49 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Your subjective view of the world is skewed to the low-end of the intelligence scale. I have no good reason to listen to you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:21:03 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
Fantastic, you bandy-legged dwarf! Now go away. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:23:39 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Fuck You, you cock-packed rectum. U2 Glasses is calling you to eat his lollipop. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:29:15 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
The Pink PencilPrick just popped in...probably sucking back a wagon full of suds. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:03:01 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Who the fuck are you queers talking about? I have two twelve packs of Miller in my fridge, but I haven't had a drink all day. So, you're not talking about me. It's called control. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:07:03 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
^^^short fat Sicilian fuck in the Room of Doom^^^ (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:11:45 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
In other words, you have no ammunition. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:12:32 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
I kicked your ass again, didn't I? Are you gay for Ashton Kutcher, you fucking asshole? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:13:52 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
You're too stupid to kick anything, moron. And You're Yellow! Too chickenshit to perform on stage. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:16:54 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
What? What for? You tell jokes onstage, therefore you're better than the author of The Little Red Notebook? You're a fucking moron. Please go back to your stripper pole. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:21:53 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Come on, writer! Perform for the masses. Your wonderful material will carry you through and sort of physical deformity of which you're ashamed. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:28:23 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
And that's what all comedy is about? What you think about deformities? You are a dick. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:38:34 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Bingo, Bitch! Now take that wonderful humor of yours and "wow" the crowd. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:42:17 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Nobody needs a writer, but the world craves new talent. Stop being a pussy and perform. Why, you'll be bigger than Bill Hicks ever was. I promise. You dickhead. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:49:03 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Let's Go, Loudmouth! You can do it! You're loud and brassy, big and brave. Don't pussy out. Grab that mic, and go to town! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:56:32 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Why, in your bullshit way, are you killing Bill Hicks right now? (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:00:47 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
He's been dead for years. Pancreatic cancer...a rough life. But you're special. You're different. Now grab that mic like you mean it! (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:06:52 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
A low-level comedian and your attendant whores can go fuck themselves. I do not hang around drunk assholes every day in NYC like they're all trying to be F. Scott Fitzgerald and match him gay-for-gay. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:12:27 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Yeah, I know. You just hang around here, telling everybody that you're nobody's pussy. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:15:47 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Don't be shy. Don't be yellow. Just march right on stage and act like you're the boss of the apple sauce. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:19:36 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
C;mon, Writer! You can do it! Snap out of it! **Snap, Snap** (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:25:06 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
You're just two drunk little repressed bitches. Miserable, your boyfriends are gay, and you sound like old Jewish women who are still pissed off that they're not white enough. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:38:32 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
You see two of me?! You're loaded. Hey! Just strut right on stage, and recite your typical brand of homophobic and racist comedy. You can berate the Jews, Italians, the Brits and the japanese, as well. Go For It! You'll be the toast of the town. Drunken dope. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:45:14 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Repressed, drunk little bitches. For some reason, Howard Stern hasn't been talking about that kind of thing for a while. I think he should. I give the Stern show permission to talk about repressed, drunk little bitches like you. It will be fun, and funny. You notice how white people call minorities racist when minorities have better racial humor than them? (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:49:44 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
You're starting to babble again, dummy. Really incoherent. Maybe you ought to practice your stage act on sailorboy, next door. Tell him you have a garden hose and you know how to use it. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:53:24 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
I water the lawn with a garden hose. You give yourself a welfare enema with it. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:56:33 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
You have a garden?! And water?! Nice. Now write that dumb joke in a new notenook, and then try it out at your local comedy club. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:03:38 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
I write better stuff than that. You can't write up to that, you pinched loaf of shit. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:05:35 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Share your talent with the world. It all starts with a mic and a pair of balls. No talent, bashful idiot. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:12:23 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Fuck off, ball homo. You're the talentless, gay one. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:19:37 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Why are you such a homophobe? That shit won't flush on stage. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:21:25 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Why are you such a con artist, the kind that Howard Stern calls a con artist? (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:30:31 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
That's a pretty good line. Well, I didn't write that. I'm not a racist, nor am I an elitist pig living some lesbian Sex and the City life. The PMS must smell bad. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:40:11 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Well, goody-goody gumdrop. And 75 came up with the "snap sanp" stuff. Now practice your stage presensce in the mirror. (NT) -- #GOD@, 01:50:13 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
No, you sleazy hayseed with the slurred speech. You sound like that because you such U2 Glasses' dick, up and down, up and down his meaty shaft. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:54:54 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Now you're beginning to sound like some dopey dwarf from Maryland. And it is late here. Almost 2 AM. Now practice your stage act on sailorboy, and his filthy crew. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:00:07 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Do you fuck "dwarfs?" Do you, clown college? (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:09:19 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Now you're getting stupid again. Boring and stupid. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:13:58 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
You don't make any sense. As well you BEING STUPID, YOU MORON (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:20:29 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
You're boring @GOD@ to tears, assboy. And you're taking too long to respond. You'll never be a good comic, and nobody needs a bashful writer. You're all washed up. Bye, dummy. Go eat a Hero Sandwich. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:25:36 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
Fuck off, you stuck-up shit sandwich. You're boring. You're boring. You're boring. Boring is your power word. Room of Doom HOMO! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:32:49 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
**Snap, Snap** HAHAHA!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:27:18 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
The @TwistedFister@ is the cat's sass. G'night. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:30:46 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
HOORAY! THE HOMOS ARE LEAVING! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:33:31 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
GOOD, THE TWO HOMOS ARE LEAVING! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:31:28 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
You are a big gay catwalk queen. Why are you bothering anybody? Go drink some Kabbalah water, you fruit. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:23:10 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
You and FAKEGOD are both "out loud." I assume that he is ready for his nightly asspacking. It explains your anxiousness to leave the board for the night. Do you two girls have some new bed toys? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:25:14 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
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You are such a throwback to the martini years, you big fat fag. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:12:33 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
That stuff came from here and not from the Notebook. You really are so, so stupid. Yes, George Bush is still in power, and Sarah Palin is going to take over the world for you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:11:05 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Stop It! You're killing @GOD@! (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:54:30 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
Are you gay and lame? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:09:49 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Hey! It's got a good beat! **Snap, Snap** (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:22:17 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
What are you, a hipster dufus like Kramer? (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:10:12 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
I'm glad you called around about The Little Red Notebook, creator of perfect jokes and lyrics for the entertainment industry. You found out more things about @GOD@. I don't know what Howard thinks of your jealousy, but I'm sure he's not amused, either. I am definitely not amused of you. Are you going to go fuck yourself in some Manhattan bar lounge with the rest of your neocon comedy buddies? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:08:43 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Howard Stern Show, this fruit below is a tool. Attack at will, next week on the show. -- @GOD@, 21:58:29 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
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That's right, @GOD@ is a portion of Bill Hicks' brain. You want more revelations, you fat cow? (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:59:38 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
I drink beer, not booze, and not very much at that. BTW I don't give a shit your drinking club of stuck-up show business whores. None of you wrote The Little Red Notebook. All of you are always PMS. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:04:06 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Don't give a shit about your drinking club of show business asshole whores. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:04:52 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
So, so scared that your show business cred is going to be taken away! You HOMO (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:18:18 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
"Stark, raving mad." Your British arrogance is just limited, pompous, gay island talk, from an island nation of stupid. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:06:02 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
I'm in Los Angeles, retard. Aren't you glad your Narcissistic Personality Disorder is kicking in? Are you done taping Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:06:14 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
So this lad who I sucked, well his dick tasted like shit, LITERALLY!!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:40:58 10/23/09 Fri (66.210.6.25)
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You and Denis Leary ought to get a room, and fuck each other in the ass. (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:01:22 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld is the latest excuse for NeoCon chickenhawk pussies to exist in the world as comedians. However, they are on at 3 AM Eastern Standard Time. Doesn't make it right. Greg Gutfeld is not Howard Stern. You are not Howard Stern. You are L. Ron Hubbard's penile implant. (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:11:05 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Only you are allowed to name-drop anyone, show business asshole. Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld sucks dick. However, they have better production values than Howard TV, which is wrong on every level, because Mike Gange is a fat fucking retard. Keep it in your ass. Way, way in your fat chunky ass. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:00:59 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Here's how delusional I am. I post here, and since Howard Stern is my imaginary friend, he listens. Sometimes he attacks those I hate, which are pretty much the same people he hates. He doesn't do it all the time, but you're a piece of shit. Fuck you, you whore. You fat, talentless, White Power whore. No one cares about you. They only care about @GOD@, The Little Red Notebook, and Artie Lange. That is all. Not you, at all. "Doesn't correspond..." is right. You're a lying, stalking tramp. You ESPN reporter stalker. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:12:13 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Not only are you as affected as a Rick Warren follower of bullshit anti-abortion, you are zilch in the Q rating of great artists. Go grocery shopping and get fat, you cow. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:18:35 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
^^^will be sad after a few seconds of being mentioned on the Stern show next week (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:28:57 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
That's your thread, bitch. Go sew something with it. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:07:00 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
I expect you to remain stupid. Keep sucking cock and projecting. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:32:49 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.66.12)
You're the reason why Bill Hicks died. You're also the reason why you're gay for Tom Cruise. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:02:05 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
You're just retarded, and you're gay for Denis Leary. No one knows who he is, either. Go cry in his lap while you're sucking it. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:29:58 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Some celeb you turned out to be. You don't name drop, but you're still a stuck-up bitch. You are a Wack Pack Dumper. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:08:04 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Everything in my life, you dumb fucking bunny. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:55:20 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.174.223)
Should Artie Wear A Speedo On The Beach? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:56:33 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.168.168)
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It proves nothing. You are a homophobic piece of shit for reading things into that post that aren't there. Go suck off BUZZ. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:37:59 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.102.123)
Sure thing, you fruity moron! Good Idea! Afterwards, you can rub *his* manly "lotion" all over your ugly, stinking, dwarf sized head. After all, one good turn deserves another. You fucked-up mess. (NT) -- @GOD@, 11:49:54 10/23/09 Fri (68.41.193.63)
You would take my wholesome, innocent question and make it dirty. Why would you do such a thing? Well, it's because you are a dirty slug, lapping up all the spilt cum on the floor of your favorite gay bath house. You leave a diseased trail on that floor. I say a simple word like lotion, and you make it into something sexual. You are oversexed filth set loose on the public. Damned Dirty Slug! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:00:40 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.102.123)
Who Me?! @GOD@?! @GOD@ Make It Dirty?! Nah. Hey, Girlie! If some fruity Maryland dwarf wants to spend all the livelong day conjuring up recipes for eating Artie's spunk, it's none of His goddamn business. Retarded, bigheaded dwarves need love too, I suppose. Nutjob. (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:19:20 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
What some asshole in Maryland does holds no interest for me. Maybe you're talking about yourself, for all I know. I really hate going into that low rent shithole, unless I have to. There were a couple of good concerts I attended there, the Stones, in Baltimore, in 2006, and Paul McCartney at FedEx Field in August. Otherwise, I don't bother with the place. Maybe you suck on some Dundaulk cock and do a gay lisp in a think Baltimore/Dundaulk accent. U2 Glasses must love that shit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:40:05 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.102.51)
It's thick, not "think." Van Morrison is performing in Baltimore in a few days. It would be worthwhile to enter the foul stench of Maryland to watch him. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:44:25 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.102.51)
Max? What do you know about a "think" pink dink? And how do you do it? How can your stubby arms reach your weird looking cocksucker, in order to gulp back *all* of Artie's spicy goo? Do you use a spoon? An extended spoon, perhaps? Maybe Artie should deposit his load onto a plate so you can lap it up like some retarded Maryland dwarf. It's just a thought. @GOD@ is just trying to help. And Van Morrison "thicks" of you as his Brown Eyed Turd. Sha LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa... HAHAHAHA! Foul odor, you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:58:33 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
Max is my name. Don't wear it out. Don't question it, either. Why the question mark? Are you even sure you're talking to me. I'm sure I'm talking to you. I have to lower myself to talk to a walking piece of filth. A turd would be embarrassed to be next to you. That's how low you are, you filthy cumbot. Serving cum on a plate. That's a new one, and a sick one. It's no surprise that it comes from you. Do you and U2 Glasses have dinner parties where cum is the entree? You sick bastards should be kept from the world. You will undoubtably start a a sexual epidemic, due to your filthy, degenerate sexual practices, in your gay lifestyle. Gays want you put away. You make them look bad. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:46:32 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.102.51)
Oh, my. Max, @GOD@ just wanted to know if you have trouble combing boybutter out from your big, ugly head. I know that a stinking Maryland dwarf, with cockhair stuck between his five teeth, needs to keep handsome, too. Jeez, Oh Pete! You're such an angry, and defensive little shit! (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:58:06 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
You want to know when the next big cock will pummel you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:21:14 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
Why? (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:42:29 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
You have to answer that one for yourself. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:45:46 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
When? (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:50:55 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
Tomorrow. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:25:11 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
I certainly don't get where FAKEGOD and AN_US think this post is gay. It's a totally well-meaning, clean post, where I simply speculate on what it might be like to hang out with Artie at the beach. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:54:29 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.102.51)
Beats the shit out of me, Max. It sounds perfectly normal...for some fruity Maryland dwarf. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:01:33 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
I'm sure that U2 Glasses "beats the shit out of " you on a regular basis, at your request. The harder he beats you, the stiffer your cock gets to ram into his filthy anus. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:38:20 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.102.51)
Big words cuming out of the mouth of some fruity dwarf who enjoys wearing girlish underwear. However, Artie likes your style, and wishes to slap you atop your gigantic, swollen head with his Italian sausage. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:48:23 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
Such daydreams you have when you're in a gay mood. I wish they didn't include me. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:23:25 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
That's really dumb. Try to find some original mat'l. So fucking stupid. 75 will have a field day with your lame ass. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:40:49 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
He'll plow your ass like a field. You'll love it. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:47:31 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
Why? (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:55:22 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
Because you fucking love it. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:26:43 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
It's gay because you judge it by your own behavior with men. Your behavior with men is gay. You measure everything by that yardstick, even when it's not appropriate, such as with me. I'm as hetero as you can get. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:35:36 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.102.51)
Certainly, Whomo Erectus. No Doubt! And Nicu Ceausescu was a minister of decency with a seltzer bottle full of sunshine. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:18:33 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
Is that what you call that cumload in your mouth? Well, KLATUU BARADA NIKTU to you, asshole. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:27:02 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
Actually Max, It's "KLAATUU BARADA NIKTU". But who the hell counts, these days? Funny, you don't look anything like Michael Rennie's buxom beach bitch. Lonely dwarf, you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:37:25 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
I'm sure you see me that way, just the same, spellcheck bitch. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:49:22 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
Where? (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:52:55 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
In your ass. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:28:21 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
I still don't get what's so gay about this post. What if I just happened to be there and Artie wanted to put suntan oil on his back? How is he going to get it there, unless someone helps him rub it in. It doesn't make me gay, just because I do the friendly thing and put the suntan oil on his back. We don't want him to get a nasty sunburn, now, do we? Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:07:23 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.54.44)
PS: I EAT FUCK! FUCK FROM DUDES!!! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:42:44 10/23/09 Fri (66.210.6.25)
Or else your comedy clique is going to fuck everybody out of here? (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:04:06 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
BORE FROM A DUDE OR DUDETTE !!! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:40:07 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.66.12)
You are a failed actress who takes way too long to get to any point. (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:02:42 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
I've never jerked off to a post, mine or anyone else's. Your premise allows that there might be something exciting worth jerking off to in my posts. It's not my intent for such a thing. However, at least I do think my writing is thought provoking. Can you say the same thing for your posts? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:38:21 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.66.12)
Get your gay Fox News shit out of here, you Greg Gutfeld handmaiden. Die, you right-wing armchair warrior of gayness. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:03:55 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
And everything you create is a thoughtful response? You are a snob. A snob who will never, ever be great, like @GOD@ and The Little Red Notebook. You armchair warrior of gayness. Stop with your pretentious 1980s humor bullshit. It doesn't work, unless you want to work on some fucking NBC sitcom on Thursdays. That's also 1980s snide, snarky, smart humor. I must also inform you than @GOD@ is a portion of Bill Hicks' brain. Now go write a timeless Greg Gutfeld pun that no one will hear nor see on his TV show at 3 AM in the morning. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:23:22 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Why would I write my Bill Hicks material here at all, stupid? Do you plan to keep talking like a coke whore from the past? (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:42:23 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
So, now you're ripping off Meatloaf. Thief! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:00:49 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
Happy 50th Birthday, Weird Al Yankadic! -- @GOD@, 08:30:11 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
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68.40.67.35 is an identity thief and a hater of Howard Stern, because his slavemaster U2 Glasses tells him to. (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:21:51 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
You don't have a comedy career. You keep sucking Rush Limbaugh's cock. (NT) -- @GOD@, 19:38:08 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
I give the mainstream media (CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox) permission to follow you around because of your involvement with @GOD@ and The Little Red Notebook. Fair game for you, show business bigshot. (NT) -- @GO@D, 20:09:01 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
If Howard Stern's going to trash Jay Leno, and I think that should be done, then YOU should be attacked for fucking with The Little Red Notebook and @GOD@. Why not? Bring attention to it. Why are you such a hipster asshole? More abbreviations and acronyms, you cock-eating Fox News asshole? (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:06:03 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Why can't you write a top ten hit like Nirvana, you snarkly little whore? Is that too, too hard for you to do, whore? Why can't you do that? Could it be that the meds in your bloodstream are fucking that up? Why don't you enjoy more Howard Stern attacks, and @GOD@ attacks? Do you expect to get away with everything? Not this time, cow! Now go eat! (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:28:06 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
Who could translate you, you snotty little cow? Is this how publishers speak to each other in NYC while distributing crap novels no one buys? Are you Anna Wintour? Do I fucking care? Go back to your TV Land shows. You special needs douche. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:44:57 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)

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