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TRUTH vanquished Doctor Ivan!

75.81.104.66, you lost already. Nobody cares about what you say or think about Howard Stern. I don't even think Howard gives a shit about you, either. Stop trying to scare people and ruin their lives, 75.81.104.66. You know you're nothing more than a Wack Pack asshole who hates being gay, hates his life, and hates being ignored by Howard Stern. Of course, you'll keep posting here because you want to ruin Howard Stern, and replace him in your own image. That should be a Stern show idea. We'll use YOUR image. In fact, what you posted and reposted below in my Small Bear Humor image as well as your own--it's yours. You can take credit for it. I don't stand by it. U2 Glasses stands by their every word, because he came up with those ideas for The Howard Stern Show. -- @GOD@, 02:35:42 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)

U2 Glasses:

Nothing stops the perfect romantic moment like an unintended fart. After a perfect evening of dancing, dinner and champagne, what can be worse than nervous gas from either partner. Mel Brooks should do a movie on the great love stories of all time---Romeo and Juliette--Sampson and delilla---David and Bathsheba---Rhett and Scarlett etc. which never happened because of flatulence.Does anyone have a tearful story of the perfect girl who got away because of gas? Please share.

Here's an idea. There are a lot of profitable green companies out there. They're liberal, sure, but since Howard is now into dogs and hiking in the hills with Maharishi BethO, they should take that route. Lots of the advertised companies leaving the Glenn Beck show on Fox should be considered. And with the more progressive mindset, it would rile up Scott DePace and the rest of the right wing wackos working for Howard, resulting in great comedy bits.

Howard wants to green up, because it's better, and better than you 0.0 listeners.

What I haven't been hearing on the Stern show are the shows Sal and Richard do across the country. I would like to hear stories about that -- what jokes killed or bombed, what the cities are like, and a lot of other things. Did they go to your town, and what did you think of them? I think they were in L.A. some time ago.

Artie didn't say much during the interview, true. Huh? Wait a second. That's not right. Something fucking happened! Breezy So Cal tough guys. This is almost as bad as the Ben Stiller interview!

Sabean is probably looking for another dead Matt Damon story.

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I think Sabean approved that "commercial" or plug, if you will. I think I'll get that Heaven's Gate roll-on Howard's pushing, if it goes to Maharishi research. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 02:41:26 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
- Whole Truth hates you until you're dead. Isn't that enough? (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:44:46 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
  - Tourette's Pete is going to be one of the great ones. He sounds a little like Jackie. J.D. is so, so jealous. The one who laughs at the sight of Coney Island hot dogs. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 02:45:40 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
    - You're not going to make anybody cry or go away. You have nothing to say about the Stern show. You just want people scared of you. You want to hurt them. That's all you want. It doesn't make you laugh or cry. It makes you sad and angry. No wonder Howard Stern doesn't let you in the studio anymore, attention slut. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:47:47 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
      - More chances for the gay Artie Haters to steal the Artie Chair out from under him. According to people here, recovery is for homos. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 02:49:46 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Yes, you are now gaining more respect of Howard Stern by harassing me with your fast little porky pig fingers typing and pasting away. Keep at it. You will never have anything to contribute to the Stern show anymore, you hateful little minority. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:52:05 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        I think Howard did have those guys on his show. Their interview would be a great one. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 02:54:26 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        And you will keep posting because you are hurting me again! Doesn't it feel good to hurt people? You don't need anybody. All you need in your life are prank calls! All you need is Howard Stern to love you! Keep hurting me! You know you want to! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:56:08 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        They said on the show that Sal and Richard write the questions, and they were still sort of off in content. One question said that Gerald Ford was shot, when it should have said he was shot at (wasn't hit by bullets) instead. Jason got only one question. He also forgot that the sun was a star in the solar system. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 02:57:30 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        More! More! You want more! Good! You almost killed me! I don't remember what I write? You wrote all this stuff, not me! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:58:39 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        My thoughts exactly. Chelsea Lately, Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld--Howard doesn't have a show on TV. That is a bad thing. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:00:17 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        "Everybody's changing, and you don't feel the same!" That was you who wrote it, wasn't it? Howard and Robin and Fred and Baba Booey ought to look into that. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:05:49 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Oh good! It's MALE TIME. Get it? Mail, Male? Let's play post office? That's like so Spidie. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:07:14 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        "Amber is the color of your energy...Whoa oh..." (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:10:20 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Diana Falzone has a three-hour radio show on Sirius XM named Cosmolicious. On Cosmo Radio, of course. Three hours of show, you Howard 101 one-hour peasants. This is why Tim Sabean is a fat man. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:11:50 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Ever use 411, dirty little whore? HA HA HA HA HA HA . . . Suede is a good band. I wasn't around for them. I was busy doing nothing. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:14:10 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        It might happen, since all they get are infotainment ads. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:15:07 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Guess what. I'm a beggar with no love! Wait, that was No Doubt. Sorry, I wasn't born then. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:16:47 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Look everyone! It's an Opie and Anthony spy! XENU! XENU HIM! (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:19:32 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        You don't get it, do you? You're a HI-PITCH HOMO! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:20:30 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Schtick this! All of you are addicts! All of you. Pin it on Artie, but not you! And all of you are so, so drug-free and self-righteous. You should all own your own Tradio shows so Sal and Richard can prank your show until there's no more show left! I am Xenu! (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:21:43 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        No one can stop you! Yes! Yes! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:22:18 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        All of you are attention whores and addicts! Xenu you! (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:22:51 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Howard's listening. Good luck to you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:24:32 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Yours was a well thought-out post. But I am not into venom nor categorization of humor whose intent is to promote a fake awareness of love and knowledge, or dada. Or Fartman. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:25:59 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        You lose, bitch. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:31:13 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Unfortunately, their hate has an agenda. They hate Artie and want him to serve prison time, or expire from the planet. That's a little over the top. They are, most likely, enemies of the Stern show. They can't figure out why Jackie and Billy West and K.C. and Stuttering John are gone. These enemies get on their soapboxes, and sound just like the shows they really hear, i.e. Opium and Antfuck. It's very sad. They are all bullshit. I think they're in a cult trying to fight Xenu off, because their church tells them to. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:32:50 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        You lose, TV Land. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:35:52 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        But if the policeman who called in was a fake prank, then it's all for naught. It was settled in court, and Artie did not blatantly say he was set up (that was weeks ago that it seemed like that to him, but not a complete stance on his part) and as far as accusing him like that caller did--Artie already said he had sleeping pills prescribed and taken at the specific time he did. Just because it was any test, eye or otherwise, was redundant on the cop's part, because the same results would happen. And if that policeman was real, he should be given the Roman Polanski treatment. Some people are just power-hungry looking to ruin others, like the world isn't Republican enough for them. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:37:58 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        F.U. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:41:54 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        The more posts I see saying Artie is a liar, it's becoming clear to me that there is an inordinate amount of Artie Hate. The inattention and proclivity to shame drug addicts is always to the ruling class, because it is sport of them to call them buffoons and losers, while banging sad drunk sluts way too into themselves with their Vogue and Cosmopolitan. To lay claim to every so-called lie and distortion, I feel, are the same people who think Sarah Palin is a genius, and that their world is being taken over by the minorities who should stay the fuck out of Tom's River. Well, we have the same doubletalk here in Los Angeles when we want to put drug addicts in the wrong, but since no one cares, Roman Polanski bangs an underage girl while the police attempts to run Hollywood. Along with Xenu, of course. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:42:55 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Fuck Howard 101. Everybody except Bubba and Ferrell should be fired, including you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:06:27 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        No, . We are talking about Artie's DUI fracas. Not your love for Opie Hughes' buttcheeks. Opie and Anthony are your slavemasters. That's what my "stupid reasoning and lack of reality" culled from your reply. Your Howard Stern hate is infantile. O&A is not a show. You think they're edgy and cool, but they sound worse than college radio dweebs. You call people simpletons. You are disgruntled and pathetic. You are a FAILURE. FAIL AWAY! (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 04:07:46 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Don't you get tired? Andy Kaufman never went this far with anything. I'm not even cringing. He was good at making people cringe. You're just being a dick. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:12:53 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        I think Artie is still funny, DUI and all. I guess no one remembers the years when people kept calling Jackie Martling a hack and a dirty hippie, waiting for something non-hacky to say. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 04:15:45 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
Everybody's changing, and U2 Glasses (75.81.104.66) don't feel right! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:04:43 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
- FUCK ME IN THE ASS, YOU STERN SHOW CELEBRITY! YOU WHIP IT OUT AND FUCK ME BETWEEN THE BUTT CHEEKS. FUCK ME MASTER RACE MUSSOLINI MAFIA PIZZA MAN! MY ASS IS HERE TO FFFFUUUUCCCCK! BENJY FINGERS, SAL COCK! THAT'S WHERE THE FINGERS ALWAYS GO, VITO CORLEONE HOMO WHORE! BENJY FINGERS! FUCK ME IN THE ASS, BENJY FINGERS! THE TIMES OF VITO CORLEONE HAVE RETURNED WITH YOU, FINGERING MAN! FUCK ME UNTIL I COME IN YOUR FACE! MY JUICE IN YOUR ASS AND MOUTH! LICK MY COCK! NO ONE CAN STOP THE BENJY FINGERS! THE ONE THAT HOWARD STERN LOVES TO SUCK! THAT IS YOU, BENJY BRONK EMANUEL! YOU PUT ARTIE DOWN! @GOD@ FUCKS KITCHEN APPLIANCES! CORKSCREW IN HIS ASS! UNWIND IT AND LET ME SCREW MYSELF IN YOUR RECTUM! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ARTIE LANGE! YOU RACIST NEOCON WHITE POWER VITO CORLEONE ASSHOLE! FUCK ME IN MY ASS RIGHT NOW! FUCK ME IN MY ASS! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:06:20 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
  - Hey, it's time for a Feel Good Inc. song! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:08:45 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
    - I guess I was exaggerating a little, but one show I heard Greg joking about wanting his own palace--not home, not Hamptons Howie Haunted House beach mansion--Gutfeld wants a palace. God, country, and monarchy are the three points of Tories and Toryhood. But Greg might a little more British National Party since he used to get his ass kicked in high school by a black man named Barry Bonds, a steroids Godzilla. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:10:13 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
      - What's the matter? Don't know how to use the White Pages, bitch? (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:11:18 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        It all seems to be like one big Sex in the City, Fox News-style for one. It also appears to smell of snob appeal. They seem to be changing the set every other month for the past year. I'm not even sure if I'm supposed to laugh at this stuff or not. Can't laugh with the power elite a la Murdoch...it's unnatural and dirty. I think I only see it for the hot chicks, and if there are none that day, I change the channel. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:13:00 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Yes, you're right. You kicked me out of show business again! Isn't that nice? Well. I wonder what your bosses will say about that! Yes, you are a jealous little gerbil. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:15:34 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        That hair is way too red. Can't be real. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:16:53 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Wow! The moon is useless! Oh yeah, that was you, as well. What does a greedy fly eat? (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:19:48 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        I'm not going to take Ambien around you! You might jack me in broad daylight with your emo shit! XENU! (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:20:34 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        You don't get it, do you? You don't at all. This is great. You hate the Stern show. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA . . . (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:23:06 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Isn't it nice that those who want Artie busted, are themselves always getting busted? XENU, DOOD! (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:24:51 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        You think I have a problem. You think you're winning. I think Lady Gaga is cool, though. You don't. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:26:36 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        "YOU LIE!" Another Opie and Anthony dirtbag out to get Artie. All that stupid show does to express itself is to use the word "lie" over and over again like retards. Lie like Xenu instead! (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:28:16 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        You lose. There's a freeway running through the yard! I wish it was running through your bathroom while you're taking a shit! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:32:34 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        How do you spell the word "embarrassing?" DUH-UH! (Last week, Nick DiPaolo on the WUS said something like this. I learned something!) By the way, it's spelled COCK. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:34:21 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        The answer, for you, is no. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:44:09 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Who do you prefer in the Artie chair instead of Artie? (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:45:11 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Certainly not you, asshole. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:48:25 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        I will ignore you now. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:52:43 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Shut up, U2 Glasses Homo. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:03:12 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        I don't care what you think. Artie plead guilty, it's over. Well, I always thought Ronald Reagan was gay. Doesn't make it right that he ran the country while under a haze of Alzheimers' with blowhard, violent alternatives to crime and drugs, while being on drugs, most likely. Which is a lot of your argument. Fuck Jackie, that era is over and done, and Artie wasn't being coddled. He wasn't being coddled when he was getting his ass kicked running out of the MAD TV studios on drugs going nuts. The policeman who called in to prove his point, probably on more drugs than Artie is now. Yes, police brutality and other wrongs aren't to be talked about in a free society. A society that wants to shut down the Stern show. To the ignore list you go. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 04:04:35 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        U2 Glasses, sucks. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:15:04 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Mighty big of you. I'll add you to the Ignore List, too. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 04:17:49 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Fuck you, over and over until your ass smells like your rectum. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:51:40 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD are gone! GONE! THEY'RE FUCKING GONE! NO MORE HOMOS! HOWARD STERN RULES! (NT) -- @GOD@, 05:14:48 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)

Here's an idea. -- SmallBearHumor, 02:33:47 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
Here's an idea. There are a lot of profitable green companies out there. They're liberal, sure, but since Howard is now into dogs and hiking in the hills with Maharishi BethO, they should take that route. Lots of the advertised companies leaving the Glenn Beck show on Fox should be considered. And with the more progressive mindset, it would rile up Scott DePace and the rest of the right wing wackos working for Howard, resulting in great comedy bits.

Howard wants to green up, because it's better, and better than you 0.0 listeners.

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FUCK ME IN THE ASS, YOU STERN SHOW CELEBRITY! YOU WHIP IT OUT AND FUCK ME BETWEEN THE BUTT CHEEKS. FUCK ME MASTER RACE MUSSOLINI MAFIA PIZZA MAN! MY ASS IS HERE TO FFFFUUUUCCCCK! BENJY FINGERS, SAL COCK! THAT'S WHERE THE FINGERS ALWAYS GO, VITO CORLEONE HOMO WHORE! BENJY FINGERS! FUCK ME IN THE ASS, BENJY FINGERS! THE TIMES OF VITO CORLEONE HAVE RETURNED WITH YOU, FINGERING MAN! FUCK ME UNTIL I COME IN YOUR FACE! MY JUICE IN YOUR ASS AND MOUTH! LICK MY COCK! NO ONE CAN STOP THE BENJY FINGERS! THE ONE THAT HOWARD STERN LOVES TO SUCK! THAT IS YOU, BENJY BRONK EMANUEL! YOU PUT ARTIE DOWN! @GOD@ FUCKS KITCHEN APPLIANCES! CORKSCREW IN HIS ASS! UNWIND IT AND LET ME SCREW MYSELF IN YOUR RECTUM! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ARTIE LANGE! YOU RACIST NEOCON WHITE POWER VITO CORLEONE ASSHOLE! FUCK ME IN MY ASS RIGHT NOW! FUCK ME IN MY ASS! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:35:31 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
- 75.81.104.66 likes to put people down because it makes him/her feel good. Nothing wrong with that! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:38:28 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
  - Hey, caught myself in a pun. Plug, stinking butt stuff. Howard's a vegetarian for the most part. Veggies make people smell. Only good reason to eat meat sometimes. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 02:43:07 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
    - 75.81.104.66 can post everything all he wants, but it's not going to change the fact that he's a bully, a horrible human being, and most of all, gay. And that he doesn't have Howard Stern's respect anymore. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:46:13 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
      - Whoever thought Craig Gass was unfunny today is brainfucked and permanently damaged. It's the best appearance he's had in years. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 02:48:08 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        And you will keep posting here until I break down and cry. Isn't that you want, big bully? Isn't that what you want me to do? To die here, with no memory of The Little Red Notebook? The Notebook that you may or may not have fucked over? (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:50:43 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Would it be wrong to say that Sofia Coppola was hot during the Godfather III period and a few years after? I think Howard Stern said something about he's too old, and how wrong it is, to beat off to some memory of high school chicks. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 02:55:54 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        You don't need anyone! I don't care if you're scaring me. That's not me. I take no credit for it. You keep bitching and moaning that @GOD@ dicked you around and kicked your ass, and Howard will still love you, because you did all the right things. Keep hurting @GOD@! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:57:47 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Greg Gutfeld is trying so hard to be Howard Stern for an hour on his stupid show, Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld. They say nothing about him on the Stern show. It must mean that Greg is a piece of shit. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 02:59:09 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        You want more! More! More! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:00:06 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        You might be? Obviously, you and your army of white power approve of Gutfeld. Great. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:01:08 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        It's time for a Weird Al Yankovic Polkarama! He's one of @GOD@'s biggest fans! Why don't you have something like that going in your life? (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:07:38 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Greg and the hot chicks. And yet, his own wife, well, she's short and fat too. I don't know what Howard thinks of this Maxim troll. We would like to know on the show soon. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:08:34 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        "We gotta a love that ain't got no name/we kiss a lot of our lips like pain...Electricity" Well, you wrote it, I didn't. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:12:47 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        This has nothing to do with the show. You are an Opium and Antface, Dum and Pez fanboy. You are boring and predictable. You have no Sirius subscription. You are a copy of a hypocrite's hypocrite's hypocrite's hypocrite's hypocrite's hypocrite's hypocrite. The layers of your masks shield you from harm, since that makes you smarter and smarter than someone without connections to Scores. You are gay for Gutfeld. Gay for Gutfeld, and you hate Stern. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:14:12 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Yes, you kicked me out of show business. I will live under a freeway overpass. I will die within a month! And through your good works, they will remember you, all the time, for all time. No one cares about me. That's the beauty of it! Why should you care? (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:18:09 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        I think Howard hung up on the policeman because it was probably a prank call, and if it was real, it would have been a bad idea to keep that guy on the air. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:23:43 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        What? Kurt Cobain is dead? Wait. What year is it? Damn. Well, too late. (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:25:24 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        No more hate of Artie! We do not want thugs and scumbags wish Artie go to prison, where they all want him to go! We do not want the Artie chair filled with the ass of some goon you all like! Shame on that jealous cop! Shame on him! Shame! XENU! (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:27:05 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Kurt Cobain is dead! Long live Artie! (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:48:33 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)

romance interrupted -- Grady's friend, 02:00:27 10/25/09 Sun (74.234.214.148)
Nothing stops the perfect romantic moment like an unintended fart. After a perfect evening of dancing, dinner and champagne, what can be worse than nervous gas from either partner. Mel Brooks should do a movie on the great love stories of all time---Romeo and Juliette--Sampson and delilla---David and Bathsheba---Rhett and Scarlett etc. which never happened because of flatulence.Does anyone have a tearful story of the perfect girl who got away because of gas? Please share.

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74.234.214.148 is the reason why Howard Stern has a screaming fit when all of his/her great ideas get in the way, like when the FCC gets in the way. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:40:44 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)

romance interrupted -- Grady's friend, 02:00:26 10/25/09 Sun (74.234.214.148)
Nothing stops the perfect romantic moment like an unintended fart. After a perfect evening of dancing, dinner and champagne, what can be worse than nervous gas from either partner. Mel Brooks should do a movie on the great love stories of all time---Romeo and Juliette--Sampson and delilla---David and Bathsheba---Rhett and Scarlett etc. which never happened because of flatulence.Does anyone have a tearful story of the perfect girl who got away because of gas? Please share.

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74.234.214.148, no one here posts YouTube videos like you do. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:42:42 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)

romance interrupted -- Grady's friend, 01:56:48 10/25/09 Sun (74.234.214.148)
Nothing stops the perfect romantic moment like an unintended fart. After a perfect evening of dancing, dinner and champagne, what can be worse than nervous gas from either partner. Mel Brooks should do a movie on the great love stories of all time---Romeo and Juliette--Sampson and delilla---David and Bathsheba---Rhett and Scarlett etc. which never happened because of flatulence.Does anyone have a tearful story of the perfect girl who got away because of gas? Please share.

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I heard about the Brookers YouTubes a few years ago when Sal mentioned them on the Stern show. It's too bad for you that I have a good memory for radio. You don't. Stay away from the Stern show, asshole. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:49:21 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)

Here's an idea. -- SmallBearHumor (;-)), 01:41:27 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
Here's an idea. There are a lot of profitable green companies out there. They're liberal, sure, but since Howard is now into dogs and hiking in the hills with Maharishi BethO, they should take that route. Lots of the advertised companies leaving the Glenn Beck show on Fox should be considered. And with the more progressive mindset, it would rile up Scott DePace and the rest of the right wing wackos working for Howard, resulting in great comedy bits.

Howard wants to green up, because it's better, and better than you 0.0 listeners.

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I wrote this. I'm not proud I wrote this, but I wrote this. Did you see my post where I said I would post anything, and I mean anything, on the Stern Fan Network just to fuck with people on the board? You missed that. You're a retard. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:44:07 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
- TMZ has an incredible hate for anyone associated with Howard Stern. That's because the TMZ people are highly-evolved, superior beings, knowing that Artie Lange is a threat to their Hollywood lifestyle. No one calls TMZ gay. They'll get you! And they'll bang your doggie! (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 02:51:35 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
  - More harassment from you, because you will get away with it. I know you will. I don't care. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:52:53 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
    - He might be a lot more Republican than usual. He spent some time working in London for Maxim Magazine, and he probably turned into a Tory, which is way to the right and something like a Hitler. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:02:05 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
      - Oh look! Trenchcoat Polanski got away with it again! (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:12:51 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
  - TMZ has always been friendly towards Artie. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 06:49:17 10/26/09 Mon (12.65.192.254)
? (NT) -- ?, 12:00:01 10/26/09 Mon (12.86.226.66)

Is Artie Funnier Than Jim Belushi? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:21:08 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.146.100)
I see him as the second coming of John Belushi, only still living. Artie Rules!

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You cum three or four times after each time you see them (NT) -- -, 18:26:19 10/24/09 Sat (64.12.117.6)
- You cum in your dad's rectum. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:45:49 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.146.100)
Hurry over to the @BEDWETTER@'s, you old fruit. (NT) -- He has some sheets he needs you to suck dry, 23:02:14 10/24/09 Sat (205.188.117.8)
- I'm hetero, you liar. You focus on your own work. You have many a ballsack to drain before the night is through. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:13:41 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.102.200)
  - Take some salt and lime over to @BEDWETTER@'s, then the both of you can make margaritas from the squeezings of his mattress pad (NT) -- -, 23:52:45 10/24/09 Sat (205.188.117.8)
    - You are a talentless child of Broadway. Go post another YouTube Star Video, you asshole who hates The Little Red Notebook. You probably stole something from it, too. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:00:40 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
      - Where's your video, @FAILURE@? (NT) -- Baba Booey wants to know, and he's sure you stole the idea from his Little Red Notebook, 00:04:03 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
        
        I want to know how Baba Booey received those Brookers YouTubes several years ago. Have an answer for that, piece-of-shit fan of Sal? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:09:12 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Gary, Stern & Co. knew all about Brookers long before you tried to ride their coat tails (NT) -- You fails, again, @FAILURE@. Now go wet your bed, 00:15:07 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
        
        Howard and the crew have heard of me since the early 1990s. Got you beat there. Well, they didn't know who I really was, but you, you're a Nazi bitch. Go to a sushi bar and burn that fucking place down, because you hate those orientals. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:18:13 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        The Stern Show has never heard of you. (NT) -- Your delusions of grandeur are pathetic. You @FAIL@ yet again, 00:23:22 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
        
        Why aren't U2 Glasses and FAKEGOD fucking it out in Central Park during ComiCon in NYC? Now that would be something to see. I won't though, because those two fruits fucking each other would qualify as a snuff film. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:25:30 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^@FAILURE@ is into gay porn. Not a surprise... (NT) -- -, 00:28:23 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
        
        Keep posting, YouTube Starlet. I can watch football all night and reply to you, until you shit in your chair. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:30:33 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
I have a feeling, after seeing a lot of John Belushi's work compared to Artie's, that Artie Lange is a much better actor, generally a more versatile comedian than most people give him credit for. He is great on radio. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:33:32 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
- The only feeling you have is your hand in your crotch (NT) -- (@BEDWETTER@ warms up his hand by fisting it into his buttcrack first), 23:55:13 10/24/09 Sat (205.188.117.8)
  - Yes, we get it now. You represent Howard Stern, and your big fat ass protects Howard from the outside world. You are a piece of shit, lying scumbag. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:02:03 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
    - Gary isn't going to let you on the show. (NT) -- Another fail for you, the @FAILURE@, 00:06:20 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
      - Like Whole Truth said, you cum in your daddy's rectum. I'm glad you like older guys like Roman Polanski. That's the only thing you can fuck at this time. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:10:32 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^ FAIL. Unoriginal, even to the point of using someone else's ineffective material (NT) -- -, 00:12:57 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
        
        How did Baba Booey get those Brookers YouTubes? You know everything about the show. Why can't you tell me about that? Whole Truth hates you. That's more than enough for your own NYC death warrant. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:14:16 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^@BUNNYTURDS@ question answered at : http://www.voy.com/9284/102531.html (NT) -- -, 00:17:12 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
        
        Yeah, you're a Master Race Cunt. What the fuck would happen if you weren't in the world? Well, not much. The world will be a better place without you and your bullshit YouTubes. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:19:43 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        < y a w n > (NT) -- You FAIL, 00:24:52 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
        
        Shut up, you asshole. I'm glad you're a Scientologist who can't make it in show business. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:26:10 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
205.188.117.8 is a Scientologist whose YouTube career has just entered fail. I'm sure it was because she was watching too many anime porn flicks, like the 4chan cunt she is. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:27:27 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
- ^^ 71: "I'm meellllting!" (NT) -- -, 00:29:40 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
  - 205.188.117.8 melts when she can't get her anti-Stern cunt way. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:31:21 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
Jim Belushi is an unfunny, hack who has been leaching off his brother's corpse for almost 30 years. (NT) -- And your banal, stupid questions need to stop. Unless you're competing with your boyfriend for the Village Idiot championship this year. I've gotta say...you two are pretty neck-to-neck for the disreputable title., 00:40:13 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
- Are you this south of the border of being a big fag, U2 Glasses? You are a failed actress? Are you a follower of Chiang Kai-Shek, you pretentious trenchcoat homo? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:42:27 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
  - ^^He's asking silly questions again. Probably drunk or strung out.^^ (NT) -- Or just lonely being him., 00:44:44 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
    - Shut up, you fag. Are you Roman Polanski? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:45:45 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
- Why aren't you scaring the coffeehouses to death, you U2 Glasses trenchcoat L. Ron Hubbard Homo? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:44:02 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
  - ^^He's forgotten that he's the Beatnit(wit) poet here. The memory comes and goes.^^ (NT) -- If anyone misses his "FUCK ME IN THE ASS" performance last night...it's a few threads down. Powerful., 00:46:57 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
    - Are you from Planet Roman Polanski? Why the fuck are you talking to yourself? Are you posting another failed YouTube video? You suck cock like a big red rock! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:50:06 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
      - FUCK ME IN THE ASS, YOU STERN SHOW CELEBRITY! YOU WHIP IT OUT AND FUCK ME BETWEEN THE BUTT CHEEKS. FUCK ME MASTER RACE MUSSOLINI MAFIA PIZZA MAN! MY ASS IS HERE TO FFFFUUUUCCCCK! BENJY FINGERS, SAL COCK! THAT'S WHERE THE FINGERS ALWAYS GO, VITO CORLEONE HOMO WHORE! BENJY FINGERS! FUCK ME IN THE ASS, BENJY FINGERS! THE TIMES OF VITO CORLEONE HAVE RETURNED WITH YOU, FINGERING MAN! FUCK ME UNTIL I COME IN YOUR FACE! MY JUICE IN YOUR ASS AND MOUTH! LICK MY COCK! NO ONE CAN STOP THE BENJY FINGERS! THE ONE THAT HOWARD STERN LOVES TO SUCK! THAT IS YOU, BENJY BRONK EMANUEL! YOU PUT ARTIE DOWN! @GOD@ FUCKS KITCHEN APPLIANCES! CORKSCREW IN HIS ASS! UNWIND IT AND LET ME SCREW MYSELF IN YOUR RECTUM! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ARTIE LANGE! YOU RACIST NEOCON WHITE POWER VITO CORLEONE ASSHOLE! FUCK ME IN MY ASS RIGHT NOW! FUCK ME IN MY ASS! (NT) -- @GOD@ aka SmallBearHumor aka (71.106.87.62), 00:52:51 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Do I have a reason to believe that we all won't be received at Graceland? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:54:13 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        Anyway, no matter how bad my ideas are, they still affect you. If you're looking to kick a little Korean blonde ass, think again. Why don't you have a Jackass moment on one of your many film shoots, crack your skull open, and die? Would you still be known as Roman Polanski? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:56:17 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        U might be the whiniest twat on sfn. Wash ur pussy or change the show. (NT) -- Login, 01:07:58 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        I said, why don't you have a Jackass moment on a film shoot, and die from a cracked skull? You're not on the playbill. No one will miss you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:10:49 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        And looking back in time, Andy Kaufman was a failure as a comedian, and Bill Hicks was a creative genius. You don't get that, because you meditate to rocks. Andy did that too, and smoked too much. Bill had to smoke, because of the acute pain from his liver since he was 20. He had cancer before Denis Leary cured cancer. Why didn't Benjy Bronk die on that L.A. schoolyard? Things would have been so much better! (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:14:37 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        What I haven't been hearing on the Stern show are the shows Sal and Richard do across the country. I would like to hear stories about that -- what jokes killed or bombed, what the cities are like, and a lot of other things. Did they go to your town, and what did you think of them? I think they were in L.A. some time ago. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 01:26:42 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Yes, you hurt me again. You can do this forever, and you still won't be known like @GOD@ to be a creative genius, ever. You will keep doing it, because you love hating people who are better than you, and your fat ass filled with penis. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:54:54 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        They attempt to be edgy and hip, but for some reason their humor relies on more puns and double entendre and gay humor than Jackie Martling's bag of jokes. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:03:33 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        It's all about you and your genius! Not about me, it's you! You did it all! Now Howard Stern will love your body all over your penis! Yes! Love your penis! (NT) -- @GOD@, 03:21:38 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Is this real to you? (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:36:47 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Fuck off, you redneck. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:54:46 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
- Banal rhymes with anal. Your mouth is more accustomed to accepting the resulsts of anal discharge, though your brian creates the banal. You should really go fuck yourself in front of a moving tractor trailor. I need to be entertained. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:58:50 10/25/09 Sun (12.65.120.70)

I wonder if there was any way for the Stern show to screw with these two assholes who post this shit below. Stern Rules! -- @GOD@, 17:41:07 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)

Hey, HIPPYDIPPY, came by one last time to say good night & tell you your show was excellent tonight! Raw & gritty like. Let's hear some more of this rough 'n tumble poetry from you in the future. -- *Holding up bic lighter to signify 'encore'*, 02:21:51 10/24/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)

**Snap, Snap** HAHAHA!!! --, 02:27:18 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)

Dig it, 68! -- Ain't he positively groovy?, 02:28:42 10/24/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)

The TwistedFister is the cat's sass. G'night. --, 02:30:46 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)

HA! I'm out, too. -- And good night to BEATMEAT wherever you might be., 02:32:46 10/24/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)

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They could be exposed as sex offenders. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 17:45:26 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.146.100)
- They only offend you because they're straight (and you hate that) (NT) -- -, 18:27:36 10/24/09 Sat (64.12.117.6)
  - You're gay. I don't hate you because of "that." I hate you for being you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:49:16 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.146.100)
So paste it in your scrapbook before you commit suicide, @BUNNYTURDS@ (NT) -- It might lessen your Monument of Shame, 18:31:00 10/24/09 Sat (64.12.117.6)
- Accusing me of wanting suicide is another one of your cult-following, Kool-Aid strategies to bring me down. Did you know that most of Hollywood belong in some religious cult, and if you're not in something like TM or Scientology or Kaballah or anything crazy like that, you will never work in that town ever? Of course, you know this, and like many crazy people, this is your perfect reality. I don't have a scrapbook, I don't have bunny turds, and I don't have a monument of YouTube Star Shame. That's your life. Go fuck yourself. The Third Reich is over. Go blame Fox News for all the problems in the world. (NT) -- @GOD@, 22:08:45 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
  - Keep up your screaming and shouting, @FAILURE@. That should lessen your depression (as Jesse Jackson would say), though it still doesn't raise your low self esteem any (NT) -- And don't worry about your neighbor; He's used to your crying yourself to sleep every night, 23:00:34 10/24/09 Sat (205.188.117.8)
    - Your neighbors have complained about the whining and crying coming from your shit little hovel for years. Apparently, you never give your rectum a day or two to recover, before you're letting your man plow it like a corn field at night. Whimper, you sore-assed bitch. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:17:32 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.102.200)
    - You are a complete retard and a White Power bullshit artist. Whatever you're thinking, it's wrong. So wrong, it's false and deserves to be locked up away from society. Screaming and crying? Is that your Primal Scream Scientology Therapy? (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:30:47 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
      - It;s good to hear that you at least learned *something* from the $15,000 you spent on your Scientology courses (NT) -- No wonder you are so fucked up and bitter; You can't afford the next level of Scientology, and it makes you a small man in the eyes of your dad, 23:45:49 10/24/09 Sat (205.188.117.8)
        
        I don't know how much Scientology courses cost. I don't even know if they're known as "courses." I think the $15,000 bought you air time and Hollywood representation. Other than that, you're a racist, violent whore who needs electrocution therapy. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:50:54 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        Quit trying to bullshit us; We know that you were deep into Scientology, and that as soon as you score some money, you'll be right back at their front door begging to get back in (NT) -- Even your grandmother thinks you are the family @DISAPPOINTMENT@, 23:59:08 10/24/09 Sat (205.188.117.8)
        
        Why can't you come up with your own ideas? Is your life in NYC fucking up? Did you realize that you needed to take more acting and improv courses before you even qualify for a job at SNL? You are a bitch. Suck some dick, and move up the ladder like you always do! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:03:52 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        So you sucked dick to try and get promoted at the coffee shop and sushi bar. How did that work for you? (NT) -- (Apparently, it didn't, since he's unemployed.) You know, if you didn't slack off so much you could have been promoted. But no, you liked sucking dick and ass even more, 00:10:34 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
        
        But that's what you do. You suck dick and ass of Roman Polanski. Whole Truth is right about you. You are an infant. A Nazi-based infant of hate and violence. Go fuck around with the Chinese Communists. They fuck just like you! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:12:58 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^@BUNNYTURD@ is trying to impress us with his inside knowledge of the Chinese gay community. @He@ FAILS yet again (NT) -- -, 00:19:41 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
        
        Why is everything like a Joey Boots/Hi-Pitch Gay Fuck Machine like you? Don't you have to go out or something? Is it raining in NYC so bad, you can't go out? You're a fucking idiot. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:21:22 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        <<< ^^ @FAILURE@ ^^ ='s (NT) -- ZZZzzzzzzzz, 00:27:07 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
        
        Yes, follower of Scientology. More shocking behavior from you that does nothing. You're just a Nazi. Nazi, racist little whore. I hope that you end up like Lisa McPhearson, dead in a fucking body bag.. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:29:22 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
You bet! Both 68 and I were told we're getting FAT bonus checks. BOO-YAH! (NT) -- And we owe it all to @BEATNIT@!, 00:42:56 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
- Why aren't you watching football like a man, you HOMO? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:47:17 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
  - ^^Says the man who asks other men to "FUCK ME IN THE ASS".^^ (NT) -- ., 00:49:50 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
    - Watch football, and be a man. Whole Truth knows that you're a HOMO! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:51:03 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
      - FUCK ME IN THE ASS, YOU STERN SHOW CELEBRITY! YOU WHIP IT OUT AND FUCK ME BETWEEN THE BUTT CHEEKS. FUCK ME MASTER RACE MUSSOLINI MAFIA PIZZA MAN! MY ASS IS HERE TO FFFFUUUUCCCCK! BENJY FINGERS, SAL COCK! THAT'S WHERE THE FINGERS ALWAYS GO, VITO CORLEONE HOMO WHORE! BENJY FINGERS! FUCK ME IN THE ASS, BENJY FINGERS! THE TIMES OF VITO CORLEONE HAVE RETURNED WITH YOU, FINGERING MAN! FUCK ME UNTIL I COME IN YOUR FACE! MY JUICE IN YOUR ASS AND MOUTH! LICK MY COCK! NO ONE CAN STOP THE BENJY FINGERS! THE ONE THAT HOWARD STERN LOVES TO SUCK! THAT IS YOU, BENJY BRONK EMANUEL! YOU PUT ARTIE DOWN! @GOD@ FUCKS KITCHEN APPLIANCES! CORKSCREW IN HIS ASS! UNWIND IT AND LET ME SCREW MYSELF IN YOUR RECTUM! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ARTIE LANGE! YOU RACIST NEOCON WHITE POWER VITO CORLEONE ASSHOLE! FUCK ME IN MY ASS RIGHT NOW! FUCK ME IN MY ASS! (NT) -- @GOD@ aka SmallBearHumor aka (71.106.87.62), 00:54:43 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        Whole Truth hates you. I respect Howard Stern. No one cares what you think. By the way, Andy Kaufman smoked several packs of cigarettes a day, every day, his entire life. I know this, because his relatives told me. I went to junior high and high school with them. You are an out-of-control Scientologist. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:59:47 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Artie didn't say much during the interview, true. Huh? Wait a second. That's not right. Something fucking happened! Breezy So Cal tough guys. This is almost as bad as the Ben Stiller interview! (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 01:25:10 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        75.81.104.66 got the last word in (1). (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:36:42 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Buy my book! It's at Amazon.uk! Not USA, UK! It rhymes! (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:05:30 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        And I suggest that Benjy Bronk take more comedy lessons from Jackie Martling. One lesson will cover the reasons why The Little Red Notebook was written by a talented 22-year-old UCLA student. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:18:07 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Sabean is probably looking for another dead Matt Damon story. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 01:29:00 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        More! I want more! Keep smacking me around! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:59:25 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
        
        Andrew WK is on the show so much he's probably working at Red Eye. (NT) -- SmallBearHumor, 03:04:35 10/25/09 Sun (75.81.104.66)
        
        U2 Glasses, you are a dick. (NT) -- @GOD@, 04:53:50 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)

Today is College Football Day. I will watch my team UCLA lose to Arizona. I will see USC beat whoever the hell they're playing. I will also see all the overrated teams in the AP Top Ten bore the shit out of me. But the Yankees and the Angels are still playing for the American League Pennant, so I'll watch that above all. I hope this will be a good weekend. -- @GOD@, 06:37:00 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
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Good morning, @GOD@. Maybe UCLA will surprise you and win. I wonder if Artie has bet on any of these games. Does he still gamble? Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 07:53:40 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.0.115)
- Good evening, Whole Truth. Artie hasn't really been talking about gambling lately. He says that he's trying to cut down on that on his road to recovery. UCLA lost to Arizona, and the Yankees-Angels playoffs were rained out today. UCLA is going to have a losing season. USC won a close game with Oregon State today. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:48:49 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)

Jack Nelson R. I. P. -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:08:55 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
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Jack Nelson, 42, popular transvestite performer, died of internal injuries tonight in his home. Nelson, a renowned DC entertainer, drew sellout crowds, mainly members of the Lesbian & Gay Community for years while performing at local clubs and theatre venues. Mr. Nelson offered uncanny imitations of Liza Minnelli and Carol Channing. He was known throughout the country for his act, although he remained a local treasure. (NT) -- Services and burial have yet to be announced. In lieu of flowers, please send contributions to C.G.I.D.S.A. (Closeted Gays in Denial Support & Assistance)., 00:39:58 10/24/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
- If crowding out straights so that your own Nazi Gay Society takes over the Earth is your way of living, you should die from it. Preferably right now. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:41:39 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
  - ^^Proof that he pulls this lame shit right out of his ass while he's fisting himself (NT) -- -, 18:32:53 10/24/09 Sat (64.12.117.6)
    - Projecting again? Look in the mirror and wipe that shit off your face. Disgusting Turd! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:25:14 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.12.169)
      - ^^GloryWhole has to reply for his friend (since the @FAILURE@ is too busy fisting himself to answer) (NT) -- -, 00:01:43 10/25/09 Sun (205.188.117.8)
        
        Where are all the YouTubes, asshole? I thought you were a comedy genius! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:16:23 10/25/09 Sun (71.106.87.62)
- Keep proving your lack of talent, in a big way, as well as your lack of sensitivity for humanity. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:50:33 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
Good evening, Whole Truth. I just read an article about Jack Nelson. He did a lot to help civil rights along, and exposed a lot of racism and horrible atrocities in the Southern United States. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:40:38 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
- Good evening, @GOD@. Apparently he foun it distasteful because he was a southerner and grew up wuth bigotry all around him. Did he make the front page of the LA Times? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:48:42 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
  - Good evening, Whole Truth. I'm not sure, because I don't subscribe to The Los Angeles Times. I usually go online for news. Wish I could find a newspaper around here somewhere. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:56:42 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
    - Newspaper circulation is down. I guess people want their news fed to them by Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 01:41:12 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.216.96)
      - It really is a sad thing that circulation is down for a while. The LA Times seems to keep adding and deleting sections of their paper over and over. I do like to read the paper at times, and lately I've been missing that for a while. I don't get my news from Beck or O'Reilly and all those liars who say liberal media is taking over. That's a load of crap, and just more promotion of those guys. I tend to read Yahoo! News for the first I read during the day. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:53:13 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        I read The Washington Post but not every day. There's also a conservative competitor called the Washington Times. That paper is owned by the Moonies. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 02:02:14 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.216.96)
        
        I had a college friend who was a Moonie. He eventually worked at the Washington Times. I don't keep in touch with him, nor he with me. It's a good thing, because I've had my fill hanging around cult-following assholes. They feel things no one else feels. It's probably just their adrenaline working full-time. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:07:51 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        I wonder what the connection is between Moonies and right-wing conservatives. You'd think that the conservatives wouldn't want to have anything to do with anybody different than themselves. Conservatives praise The Washington Times. It's editorial bent slants right. However, I've heard conservatives, in general, put down the Moonies as a cult. It's been people unconnected with The Washington Times. I'm not praising or knocking the journalism of the paper. It stands or falls on its own. It just seems strange to have an American newspaper run by a South Korean religious cult. And I bet there's not a Korean blonde among them. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 08:02:30 10/24/09 Sat (12.64.0.115)
        
        I think it really bothers me that the so-called Separation of Church and State is now lip service, while religious cults run our federal and state governments into the ground. You hire a certain number of Scientologists, followers of Kaballah, TM parctitioners, and Jesus Freaks like Dubya was, government service has become more of a privilege than a right to serve. I also have a feeling that most of the world laughs at us, because we let Jim Jonestown folk own major newspapers, and think nothing of it, because the citizens are generally illiterate, indifferent, and only think of NASCAR and football all day long. It's a shame there aren't more Asians or Latinos or Middle East ethnicities in government, but it's a shame how racist and elitist the U.S. is. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:58:55 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        Will it ever get better, or will it seem that the country is always going to be run by the Roger Sterlings of the world? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:55:58 10/25/09 Sun (12.65.144.51)
        
        I hope Barack Obama does the right thing, instead of conceding all the time to neocon conservative imperialists, the Christian Coalition, and perhaps The Church of Scientology. Come to think of it, there are no Korean blondes in the Washington Times, probably. That would be way too liberal, progressive, or just wrong for them. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:59:40 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        It's up in the air with Obama. It seems that he wants to please the middle-of-the-road too easily on domestic and foreign policy. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 18:58:44 10/25/09 Sun (12.65.144.51)

Fucking Hilarious! And if the dummy had any balls, he'd take his schtick to the stage. However, he's big pussy with an even bigger mouth. Maybe the dope is afraid people would laugh at him, and not with him. Could be that the useless son of a bitch is self-conscious about his looks, or height, or voice. Maybe he's concerned that his knocking knees would drown out his act. The useless dickhead. -- @GOD@, 23:51:22 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
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75 rips the dumb son of a bitch yet another asshole. Dynamite job, Bud. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:53:25 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
- You just gave him the heads up for the moment. Now you two useless morons can go fuck each other in the ass all night. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:57:28 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.174.223)
  - You'd be a funny looking fucker on stage, Max. People would laugh at your jumbo-sized head. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:00:02 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
    - People laugh at you on the street. Then they throw rocks at you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:02:42 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
  - You're soooo played out. (NT) -- ., 00:00:14 10/24/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
    - Based on what? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:04:24 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
      - Based on your worn out shit. Always with the Artie this, and my pink dress that. Go away but keep drinking. Stupid dwarf. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:07:44 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        I talk about every subject under the sun. You choose to focus on a few. It's your problem, due to the limitations in your small brain. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:11:08 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
        
        You babble about nonsense. You and the dope need to take your act on the road. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:14:49 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        Your subjective view of the world is skewed to the low-end of the intelligence scale. I have no good reason to listen to you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:21:03 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
        
        Fantastic, you bandy-legged dwarf! Now go away. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:23:39 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        Fuck You, you cock-packed rectum. U2 Glasses is calling you to eat his lollipop. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:29:15 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
- Thanks, 68. I'd been rope-a-doping the son-of-a-bitch all night. And then...the final KERBLOOEY! (NT) -- How long before the Pink Pansy comes along to project more gay shit on us? I give the dick cleaner another 3-4 more beers., 23:58:35 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
  - The Pink PencilPrick just popped in...probably sucking back a wagon full of suds. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:03:01 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
    - Who the fuck are you queers talking about? I have two twelve packs of Miller in my fridge, but I haven't had a drink all day. So, you're not talking about me. It's called control. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:07:03 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
      - ^^No replies for midgets^^ (NT) -- ., 00:10:11 10/24/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
        
        ^^^short fat Sicilian fuck in the Room of Doom^^^ (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:11:45 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        In other words, you have no ammunition. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:12:32 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)
I kicked your ass again, didn't I? Are you gay for Ashton Kutcher, you fucking asshole? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:13:52 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
- You're too stupid to kick anything, moron. And You're Yellow! Too chickenshit to perform on stage. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:16:54 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
  - What? What for? You tell jokes onstage, therefore you're better than the author of The Little Red Notebook? You're a fucking moron. Please go back to your stripper pole. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:21:53 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
    - Come on, writer! Perform for the masses. Your wonderful material will carry you through and sort of physical deformity of which you're ashamed. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:28:23 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
      - And that's what all comedy is about? What you think about deformities? You are a dick. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:38:34 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        Bingo, Bitch! Now take that wonderful humor of yours and "wow" the crowd. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:42:17 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        Nobody needs a writer, but the world craves new talent. Stop being a pussy and perform. Why, you'll be bigger than Bill Hicks ever was. I promise. You dickhead. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:49:03 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        Let's Go, Loudmouth! You can do it! You're loud and brassy, big and brave. Don't pussy out. Grab that mic, and go to town! (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:56:32 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        Why, in your bullshit way, are you killing Bill Hicks right now? (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:00:47 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        He's been dead for years. Pancreatic cancer...a rough life. But you're special. You're different. Now grab that mic like you mean it! (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:06:52 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        A low-level comedian and your attendant whores can go fuck themselves. I do not hang around drunk assholes every day in NYC like they're all trying to be F. Scott Fitzgerald and match him gay-for-gay. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:12:27 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        Yeah, I know. You just hang around here, telling everybody that you're nobody's pussy. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:15:47 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        Don't be shy. Don't be yellow. Just march right on stage and act like you're the boss of the apple sauce. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:19:36 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        C;mon, Writer! You can do it! Snap out of it! **Snap, Snap** (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:25:06 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        You're just two drunk little repressed bitches. Miserable, your boyfriends are gay, and you sound like old Jewish women who are still pissed off that they're not white enough. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:38:32 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        You see two of me?! You're loaded. Hey! Just strut right on stage, and recite your typical brand of homophobic and racist comedy. You can berate the Jews, Italians, the Brits and the japanese, as well. Go For It! You'll be the toast of the town. Drunken dope. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:45:14 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        Repressed, drunk little bitches. For some reason, Howard Stern hasn't been talking about that kind of thing for a while. I think he should. I give the Stern show permission to talk about repressed, drunk little bitches like you. It will be fun, and funny. You notice how white people call minorities racist when minorities have better racial humor than them? (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:49:44 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        You're starting to babble again, dummy. Really incoherent. Maybe you ought to practice your stage act on sailorboy, next door. Tell him you have a garden hose and you know how to use it. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:53:24 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        I water the lawn with a garden hose. You give yourself a welfare enema with it. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:56:33 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        You have a garden?! And water?! Nice. Now write that dumb joke in a new notenook, and then try it out at your local comedy club. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:03:38 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        I write better stuff than that. You can't write up to that, you pinched loaf of shit. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:05:35 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        Share your talent with the world. It all starts with a mic and a pair of balls. No talent, bashful idiot. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:12:23 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        Fuck off, ball homo. You're the talentless, gay one. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:19:37 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        Why are you such a homophobe? That shit won't flush on stage. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:21:25 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        Why are you such a con artist, the kind that Howard Stern calls a con artist? (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:30:31 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        That's a pretty good line. Well, I didn't write that. I'm not a racist, nor am I an elitist pig living some lesbian Sex and the City life. The PMS must smell bad. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:40:11 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        Well, goody-goody gumdrop. And 75 came up with the "snap sanp" stuff. Now practice your stage presensce in the mirror. (NT) -- #GOD@, 01:50:13 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        No, you sleazy hayseed with the slurred speech. You sound like that because you such U2 Glasses' dick, up and down, up and down his meaty shaft. (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:54:54 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        Now you're beginning to sound like some dopey dwarf from Maryland. And it is late here. Almost 2 AM. Now practice your stage act on sailorboy, and his filthy crew. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:00:07 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        Do you fuck "dwarfs?" Do you, clown college? (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:09:19 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        Now you're getting stupid again. Boring and stupid. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:13:58 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        You don't make any sense. As well you BEING STUPID, YOU MORON (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:20:29 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        You're boring @GOD@ to tears, assboy. And you're taking too long to respond. You'll never be a good comic, and nobody needs a bashful writer. You're all washed up. Bye, dummy. Go eat a Hero Sandwich. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:25:36 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        Fuck off, you stuck-up shit sandwich. You're boring. You're boring. You're boring. Boring is your power word. Room of Doom HOMO! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:32:49 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        Hey, @HIPPYDIPPY@, came by one last time to say good night & tell you your show was excellent tonight! Raw & gritty like. Let's hear some more of this rough 'n tumble poetry from you in the future. (NT) -- *Holding up bic lighter to signify 'encore'*, 02:21:51 10/24/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
        
        **Snap, Snap** HAHAHA!!! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:27:18 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        Dig it, 68! (NT) -- Ain't he positively groovy?, 02:28:42 10/24/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
        
        The @TwistedFister@ is the cat's sass. G'night. (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:30:46 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
        
        HA! I'm out, too. (NT) -- And good night to @BEATMEAT@ wherever you might be., 02:32:46 10/24/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
        HOORAY! THE HOMOS ARE LEAVING! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:33:31 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
        
        GOOD, THE TWO HOMOS ARE LEAVING! (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:31:28 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
- ^^I'm going to let the girls sit & claim some kind of delusional victory. I have no time for their fluffed up posturing tonight.^^ (NT) -- What a couple of freakin' buffoons, though. *Laughin' out loud*, 00:19:22 10/24/09 Sat (75.81.104.66)
  - You are a big gay catwalk queen. Why are you bothering anybody? Go drink some Kabbalah water, you fruit. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:23:10 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
  - You and FAKEGOD are both "out loud." I assume that he is ready for his nightly asspacking. It explains your anxiousness to leave the board for the night. Do you two girls have some new bed toys? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:25:14 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)

TONIGHT! On the main stage, I bring to you all...the poetry of one madcap motha'. He's a hipster doofus with a penchant for irreverance. A randy raider of little boy's underthings. -- And without further adieu...reciting his latest @SmallBearHumor@ contribution to art...I give you, @TWISTEDFISTER@ reciting "My World", 23:21:01 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
FUCK ME IN THE ASS, YOU STERN SHOW CELEBRITY! YOU WHIP IT OUT AND FUCK ME BETWEEN THE BUTT CHEEKS.
FUCK ME MASTER RACE MUSSOLINI MAFIA PIZZA MAN! MY ASS IS HERE TO FFFFUUUUCCCCK!
BENJY FINGERS, SAL COCK! THAT'S WHERE THE FINGERS ALWAYS GO, VITO CORLEONE HOMO WHORE!
BENJY FINGERS! FUCK ME IN THE ASS, BENJY FINGERS! THE TIMES OF VITO CORLEONE HAVE RETURNED WITH YOU, FINGERING MAN!
FUCK ME UNTIL I COME IN YOUR FACE! MY JUICE IN YOUR ASS AND MOUTH! LICK MY COCK!
NO ONE CAN STOP THE BENJY FINGERS! THE ONE THAT HOWARD STERN LOVES TO SUCK! THAT IS YOU, BENJY BRONK EMANUEL! YOU PUT ARTIE DOWN!
@GOD@ FUCKS KITCHEN APPLIANCES! CORKSCREW IN HIS ASS! UNWIND IT AND LET ME SCREW MYSELF IN YOUR RECTUM!
YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ARTIE LANGE! YOU RACIST NEOCON WHITE POWER VITO CORLEONE ASSHOLE!
FUCK ME IN MY ASS RIGHT NOW!
FUCK ME IN MY ASS!

thank you,
thank you.

@GOD@ aka SmallBearHumor aka 71.106.87.62

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Dig it! (NT) -- **Snap, Snap**, 23:29:43 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
- You are such a throwback to the martini years, you big fat fag. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:12:33 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
This one is definitely 'Little Red Notebook' worthy, @CUMSTAIN@. (NT) -- I wonder which major recording artist will "steal" this one?, 23:32:26 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
- That stuff came from here and not from the Notebook. You really are so, so stupid. Yes, George Bush is still in power, and Sarah Palin is going to take over the world for you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:11:05 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
Stop It! You're killing @GOD@! (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:54:30 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
- Are you gay and lame? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:09:49 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
  - Hey! It's got a good beat! **Snap, Snap** (NT) -- @GOD@, 01:22:17 10/24/09 Sat (68.40.67.35)
    - What are you, a hipster dufus like Kramer? (NT) -- @GOD@, 02:10:12 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
I'm glad you called around about The Little Red Notebook, creator of perfect jokes and lyrics for the entertainment industry. You found out more things about @GOD@. I don't know what Howard thinks of your jealousy, but I'm sure he's not amused, either. I am definitely not amused of you. Are you going to go fuck yourself in some Manhattan bar lounge with the rest of your neocon comedy buddies? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:08:43 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)

Howard Stern Show, this fruit below is a tool. Attack at will, next week on the show. -- @GOD@, 21:58:29 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)

Date Posted: 21:35:01 10/23/09 Fri

Subject: ^^He claims he "is a portion of Bill Hick's brain". And somewhere in that "brain", he's categorized what he typifies at "1980's humor".^^

Author: Yet he claims this type of humor can be found in 2009 at NBC (oh, and on Thursday nights). He definitely has the edge of Bill Hicks, doesn't he?

Author Host/IP: 75.81.104.66

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That's right, @GOD@ is a portion of Bill Hicks' brain. You want more revelations, you fat cow? (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:59:38 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
- So you're admitting you are a diseased booze-saturated brain cell in a dead guy? (NT) -- Explains much about your delusions, 23:00:36 10/23/09 Fri (64.12.117.6)
  - I drink beer, not booze, and not very much at that. BTW I don't give a shit your drinking club of stuck-up show business whores. None of you wrote The Little Red Notebook. All of you are always PMS. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:04:06 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
    - Don't give a shit about your drinking club of show business asshole whores. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:04:52 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
      - Nobody cares what you think, @FAILURE@ (NT) -- Try dropping the assfucked narcissism you carry on your shoulder, 23:42:21 10/23/09 Fri (64.12.117.6)
        
        So, so scared that your show business cred is going to be taken away! You HOMO (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:18:18 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)
^^Stark, raving mad^^ (NT) -- And not in a good way., 22:36:27 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
- "Stark, raving mad." Your British arrogance is just limited, pompous, gay island talk, from an island nation of stupid. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:06:02 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
  - ^^Now 71 is feigning homesickness for a place he's never been to (NT) -- -, 23:44:03 10/23/09 Fri (64.12.117.6)
    - I'm in Los Angeles, retard. Aren't you glad your Narcissistic Personality Disorder is kicking in? Are you done taping Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld? (NT) -- @GOD@, 00:06:14 10/24/09 Sat (71.106.87.62)

So this lad who I sucked, well his dick tasted like shit, LITERALLY!!! -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:40:58 10/23/09 Fri (66.210.6.25)
Well what do you expect?

HE JUST FUCKED MY ASS!!!

OOFAHHH!

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You and Denis Leary ought to get a room, and fuck each other in the ass. (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:01:22 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
- ^^Not sure why he continually name drops people who wouldn't give him the time of day^^ (NT) -- Maybe he gets a status high whenever he talks about those who are better than him., 20:08:09 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
  - Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld is the latest excuse for NeoCon chickenhawk pussies to exist in the world as comedians. However, they are on at 3 AM Eastern Standard Time. Doesn't make it right. Greg Gutfeld is not Howard Stern. You are not Howard Stern. You are L. Ron Hubbard's penile implant. (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:11:05 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
    - ^^Not only does he continue the name dropping...but he conjures up some ridiculous story which only a person with delirium could.^^ (NT) -- You are in a bizarre sub-culture all your own, @DOOFUS@. Keep it underground...way underground., 20:55:42 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
      - Only you are allowed to name-drop anyone, show business asshole. Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld sucks dick. However, they have better production values than Howard TV, which is wrong on every level, because Mike Gange is a fat fucking retard. Keep it in your ass. Way, way in your fat chunky ass. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:00:59 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^He doesn't seem to understand that I don't drop names.^^ (NT) -- He follows it up with something silly which doesn't correspond to anything discussed. What's your definition of delusional? @DOG@!, 21:07:34 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Here's how delusional I am. I post here, and since Howard Stern is my imaginary friend, he listens. Sometimes he attacks those I hate, which are pretty much the same people he hates. He doesn't do it all the time, but you're a piece of shit. Fuck you, you whore. You fat, talentless, White Power whore. No one cares about you. They only care about @GOD@, The Little Red Notebook, and Artie Lange. That is all. Not you, at all. "Doesn't correspond..." is right. You're a lying, stalking tramp. You ESPN reporter stalker. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:12:13 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^I think this says it all.^^ (NT) -- It's pretty certain @NUTSO@ needs help, but he'll never get it. One day, he'll just wonder how he ended up pushing a shopping cart down the street., 21:15:09 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Not only are you as affected as a Rick Warren follower of bullshit anti-abortion, you are zilch in the Q rating of great artists. Go grocery shopping and get fat, you cow. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:18:35 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^Sad, isn't it?^^ (NT) -- ., 21:24:43 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        ^^^will be sad after a few seconds of being mentioned on the Stern show next week (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:28:57 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^Yet he still clings to an invisible thread of control...^^ (NT) -- ., 22:37:27 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        That's your thread, bitch. Go sew something with it. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:07:00 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
I expect you to remain stupid. Keep sucking cock and projecting. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:32:49 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.66.12)
- We all expect the same things from you. (NT) -- What have you ever done to make us expect anything different?, 20:59:00 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
  - You're the reason why Bill Hicks died. You're also the reason why you're gay for Tom Cruise. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:02:05 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
    - ^^This is just dumb.^^ (NT) -- He's definitely off his meds., 21:28:45 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
      - You're just retarded, and you're gay for Denis Leary. No one knows who he is, either. Go cry in his lap while you're sucking it. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:29:58 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^More name dropping.^^ (NT) -- And pant loading., 22:38:26 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Some celeb you turned out to be. You don't name drop, but you're still a stuck-up bitch. You are a Wack Pack Dumper. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:08:04 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
  - Everything in my life, you dumb fucking bunny. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 23:55:20 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.174.223)

Should Artie Wear A Speedo On The Beach? -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 10:56:33 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.168.168)
Would he get all the attention from the women? Some cub might mistake him for a bear. Would I be considered gay if I offered to rub suntan lotion on his back? I would certainly have to clarify my love for hot women before putting the lotion in my palms. I'm quite sure that everything would work out okay. Maybe next Summer. Artie Rules!

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No you would not be considered gay! You faggot fuck, you already are! And that post just proves it more! Carry on queers! (NT) -- Angus, 11:24:08 10/23/09 Fri (216.151.19.246)
- It proves nothing. You are a homophobic piece of shit for reading things into that post that aren't there. Go suck off BUZZ. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 11:37:59 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.102.123)
Sure thing, you fruity moron! Good Idea! Afterwards, you can rub *his* manly "lotion" all over your ugly, stinking, dwarf sized head. After all, one good turn deserves another. You fucked-up mess. (NT) -- @GOD@, 11:49:54 10/23/09 Fri (68.41.193.63)
- You would take my wholesome, innocent question and make it dirty. Why would you do such a thing? Well, it's because you are a dirty slug, lapping up all the spilt cum on the floor of your favorite gay bath house. You leave a diseased trail on that floor. I say a simple word like lotion, and you make it into something sexual. You are oversexed filth set loose on the public. Damned Dirty Slug! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:00:40 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.102.123)
  - Who Me?! @GOD@?! @GOD@ Make It Dirty?! Nah. Hey, Girlie! If some fruity Maryland dwarf wants to spend all the livelong day conjuring up recipes for eating Artie's spunk, it's none of His goddamn business. Retarded, bigheaded dwarves need love too, I suppose. Nutjob. (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:19:20 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
    - What some asshole in Maryland does holds no interest for me. Maybe you're talking about yourself, for all I know. I really hate going into that low rent shithole, unless I have to. There were a couple of good concerts I attended there, the Stones, in Baltimore, in 2006, and Paul McCartney at FedEx Field in August. Otherwise, I don't bother with the place. Maybe you suck on some Dundaulk cock and do a gay lisp in a think Baltimore/Dundaulk accent. U2 Glasses must love that shit. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:40:05 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.102.51)
      - It's thick, not "think." Van Morrison is performing in Baltimore in a few days. It would be worthwhile to enter the foul stench of Maryland to watch him. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:44:25 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.102.51)
        
        Max? What do you know about a "think" pink dink? And how do you do it? How can your stubby arms reach your weird looking cocksucker, in order to gulp back *all* of Artie's spicy goo? Do you use a spoon? An extended spoon, perhaps? Maybe Artie should deposit his load onto a plate so you can lap it up like some retarded Maryland dwarf. It's just a thought. @GOD@ is just trying to help. And Van Morrison "thicks" of you as his Brown Eyed Turd. Sha LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa... HAHAHAHA! Foul odor, you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 12:58:33 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
        
        Max is my name. Don't wear it out. Don't question it, either. Why the question mark? Are you even sure you're talking to me. I'm sure I'm talking to you. I have to lower myself to talk to a walking piece of filth. A turd would be embarrassed to be next to you. That's how low you are, you filthy cumbot. Serving cum on a plate. That's a new one, and a sick one. It's no surprise that it comes from you. Do you and U2 Glasses have dinner parties where cum is the entree? You sick bastards should be kept from the world. You will undoubtably start a a sexual epidemic, due to your filthy, degenerate sexual practices, in your gay lifestyle. Gays want you put away. You make them look bad. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:46:32 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.102.51)
        
        Oh, my. Max, @GOD@ just wanted to know if you have trouble combing boybutter out from your big, ugly head. I know that a stinking Maryland dwarf, with cockhair stuck between his five teeth, needs to keep handsome, too. Jeez, Oh Pete! You're such an angry, and defensive little shit! (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:58:06 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
        
        You want to know when the next big cock will pummel you. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:21:14 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
        
        Why? (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:42:29 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
        
        You have to answer that one for yourself. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:45:46 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
        
        When? (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:50:55 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
        
        Tomorrow. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:25:11 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
I certainly don't get where FAKEGOD and AN_US think this post is gay. It's a totally well-meaning, clean post, where I simply speculate on what it might be like to hang out with Artie at the beach. Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 12:54:29 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.102.51)
- Beats the shit out of me, Max. It sounds perfectly normal...for some fruity Maryland dwarf. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:01:33 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
  - I'm sure that U2 Glasses "beats the shit out of " you on a regular basis, at your request. The harder he beats you, the stiffer your cock gets to ram into his filthy anus. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:38:20 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.102.51)
    - Big words cuming out of the mouth of some fruity dwarf who enjoys wearing girlish underwear. However, Artie likes your style, and wishes to slap you atop your gigantic, swollen head with his Italian sausage. (NT) -- @GOD@, 13:48:23 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
      - Such daydreams you have when you're in a gay mood. I wish they didn't include me. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:23:25 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
        
        That's really dumb. Try to find some original mat'l. So fucking stupid. 75 will have a field day with your lame ass. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:40:49 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
        
        He'll plow your ass like a field. You'll love it. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:47:31 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
        
        Why? (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:55:22 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
        
        Because you fucking love it. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:26:43 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
- Hmmmmmm and rub lotion on him? Gay? Hell yeah that is gay! Carry on queers! (NT) -- Angus, 13:05:17 10/23/09 Fri (216.151.19.246)
  - It's gay because you judge it by your own behavior with men. Your behavior with men is gay. You measure everything by that yardstick, even when it's not appropriate, such as with me. I'm as hetero as you can get. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 13:35:36 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.102.51)
    - Certainly, Whomo Erectus. No Doubt! And Nicu Ceausescu was a minister of decency with a seltzer bottle full of sunshine. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:18:33 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
      - Is that what you call that cumload in your mouth? Well, KLATUU BARADA NIKTU to you, asshole. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:27:02 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
        
        Actually Max, It's "KLAATUU BARADA NIKTU". But who the hell counts, these days? Funny, you don't look anything like Michael Rennie's buxom beach bitch. Lonely dwarf, you. (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:37:25 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
        
        I'm sure you see me that way, just the same, spellcheck bitch. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 14:49:22 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
        
        Where? (NT) -- @GOD@, 14:52:55 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)
        
        In your ass. (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 15:28:21 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.228.173)
I still don't get what's so gay about this post. What if I just happened to be there and Artie wanted to put suntan oil on his back? How is he going to get it there, unless someone helps him rub it in. It doesn't make me gay, just because I do the friendly thing and put the suntan oil on his back. We don't want him to get a nasty sunburn, now, do we? Artie Rules! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:07:23 10/23/09 Fri (12.64.54.44)
PS: I EAT FUCK! FUCK FROM DUDES!!! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 19:42:44 10/23/09 Fri (66.210.6.25)
- Or else your comedy clique is going to fuck everybody out of here? (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:04:06 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
- BORE FROM A DUDE OR DUDETTE !!! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:40:07 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.66.12)
^^Just another suggestive thread started by Pink Toothie where he farts out the stink of his homosexuality...and proceeds to blame everyone else in the room for the odor.^^ (NT) -- Just a warning, guys...these are the threads that he jerks-off to. Yes, the sick fucker incites, denies & then backs off & masturbates to the replies. His schtick jumped the shark ages ago, but expect him to reply with a denial, projection & a homophobic retort. Or a slight variation of the 3., 19:58:06 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
- You are a failed actress who takes way too long to get to any point. (NT) -- @GOD@, 20:02:42 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
- I've never jerked off to a post, mine or anyone else's. Your premise allows that there might be something exciting worth jerking off to in my posts. It's not my intent for such a thing. However, at least I do think my writing is thought provoking. Can you say the same thing for your posts? (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 20:38:21 10/23/09 Fri (12.65.66.12)
  - Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad. You missed the homophobic remark. But, you'll make up for it, I'm sure. (NT) -- "Your premise allows..." Only in the mind of someone who jerks-off at the written word of other men., 20:58:08 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
    - Get your gay Fox News shit out of here, you Greg Gutfeld handmaiden. Die, you right-wing armchair warrior of gayness. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:03:55 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
      - ^^Not worthy of a thoughtful response^^ (NT) -- ., 21:08:47 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        And everything you create is a thoughtful response? You are a snob. A snob who will never, ever be great, like @GOD@ and The Little Red Notebook. You armchair warrior of gayness. Stop with your pretentious 1980s humor bullshit. It doesn't work, unless you want to work on some fucking NBC sitcom on Thursdays. That's also 1980s snide, snarky, smart humor. I must also inform you than @GOD@ is a portion of Bill Hicks' brain. Now go write a timeless Greg Gutfeld pun that no one will hear nor see on his TV show at 3 AM in the morning. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:23:22 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^He claims he "is a portion of Bill Hick's brain". And somewhere in that "brain", he's categorized what he typifies at "1980's humor".^^ (NT) -- Yet he claims this type of humor can be found in 2009 at NBC (oh, and on Thursday nights). He definitely has the edge of Bill Hicks, doesn't he?, 21:35:01 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Why would I write my Bill Hicks material here at all, stupid? Do you plan to keep talking like a coke whore from the past? (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:42:23 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^This is a new one. He's now claiming he was cosmically given a piece of Bill Hicks after his death.^^ (NT) -- The sick joke is that Bill gave him a graft from his penis and the @IDIOT@ is using it as a brain mechanism. Ah, Bill...we hardly knew ye., 22:41:28 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Fuck you, you Opie and Anthony nobody. They are nobody. You are nobody. You are a pompous twat. I don't know who the fuck hires you, but all of you should be dead. The sick joke is that you are no one, and you can't stand it. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:09:25 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
    - So, now you're ripping off Meatloaf. Thief! (NT) -- The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth, 00:00:49 10/24/09 Sat (12.65.174.223)

Happy 50th Birthday, Weird Al Yankadic! -- @GOD@, 08:30:11 10/23/09 Fri (68.40.67.35)

Your parodies are fucking stupid.

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68.40.67.35 is an identity thief and a hater of Howard Stern, because his slavemaster U2 Glasses tells him to. (NT) -- @GOD@, 17:21:51 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
- ^^The voices he hears at marksfriggin.com make him say that -- -, 18:31:26 10/23/09 Fri (64.12.117.6)
  - You don't have a comedy career. You keep sucking Rush Limbaugh's cock. (NT) -- @GOD@, 19:38:08 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
^^The same parodies claims were inspired by his written word.^^ (NT) -- This clown is so fucking lost, he can't remember what he said an hour ago., 20:00:36 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
- I give the mainstream media (CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox) permission to follow you around because of your involvement with @GOD@ and The Little Red Notebook. Fair game for you, show business bigshot. (NT) -- @GO@D, 20:09:01 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
  - ^^Apparently, he's really made some friends in high places now! With a delusional psychosis, the skies the limit!^^ (NT) -- He's still carrying around that fictional LRN. Which contains all the names of the fictional women he's laid., 21:01:38 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
    - If Howard Stern's going to trash Jay Leno, and I think that should be done, then YOU should be attacked for fucking with The Little Red Notebook and @GOD@. Why not? Bring attention to it. Why are you such a hipster asshole? More abbreviations and acronyms, you cock-eating Fox News asshole? (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:06:03 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
      - ^^I know everybody's asking, what the hell does this mean? It's quite simple, really. NOTHING. It's shit that comes straight off the top of his head. It's not worthy of a direct reply, because he CAN NEVER HOLD A NORMAL CONVERSATION.^^ (NT) -- So, if you're new here & think he's talking "inside stuff", you'd be wrong. It's "inside" only to him. He's off flying sky high in his own little universe., 21:12:47 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Why can't you write a top ten hit like Nirvana, you snarkly little whore? Is that too, too hard for you to do, whore? Why can't you do that? Could it be that the meds in your bloodstream are fucking that up? Why don't you enjoy more Howard Stern attacks, and @GOD@ attacks? Do you expect to get away with everything? Not this time, cow! Now go eat! (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:28:06 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^Don't bother even translating this shit anymore, folks.^^ (NT) -- It's just a waste of time., 21:31:06 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Who could translate you, you snotty little cow? Is this how publishers speak to each other in NYC while distributing crap novels no one buys? Are you Anna Wintour? Do I fucking care? Go back to your TV Land shows. You special needs douche. (NT) -- @GOD@, 21:44:57 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)
        
        ^^Whenever you think he's blahed out...he always returns with more blah.^^ (NT) -- Blah, blah, blah., 22:43:02 10/23/09 Fri (75.81.104.66)
        
        Why are you still in show business? Why? You're not worth it. You are a snob. You have no talent, a snob, fat, and sad. And Howard Stern fucks with you because you're a bitch. It's over for you. Go pray to a rock. (NT) -- @GOD@, 23:11:34 10/23/09 Fri (71.106.87.62)

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