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Subject: I hope that Stan never reads this


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Who Barry
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Date Posted: 02:26:04 03/29/03 Sat

Is it just me, or does any one else in our esteemed club think that Stan is the genetic offspring of old Soviet dictator, Joe Stalin himself? Lets look at some of the similarities.

ISSUE ONE:
You can't spell Stalin with out S-T-A-N.

ISSUE TWO:
Stan: mostly upset with something or someone, wishing death or bad luck on some poor soul that has crossed him. Stan has a disposition of an angry beaver on steroids mixed with a nasty case of lactose intolerance.

Stalin: only slightly happier.


ISSUE THREE:
Stalin: Hair and mustache belying evil and naughtiness.

Stan: Hair and mustache belying contents of last Texas Ranger's snack bar purchase.


ISSUE FOUR:
Stalin: forced Soviet Union into "Cold War" and arms race with the U.S. eventually leading to the downfall of the communist country by breaking them financially.

Stan: forced to use Monopoly money in vending machine trying to get "Cold Soda" while being financially broke.


ISSUE FIVE:
Stalin: In a severe case of egotism, renamed town of Leningrad to Stalingrad. Out of sheer jealousy of Vladimir Lenin.

Stan: Renamed his George Foreman Cooking Grill to STAN Foreman Grilling Machine out of sheer jealousy of the former heavyweight champion.

Well there is plenty more of damming evidence, but more research is required. In the mean time lets all keep an eye on Stan and try to keep him from invading the Czech Republic.

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Re: I hope that Stan never reads thisStan the Man18:02:29 04/21/03 Mon


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