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Subject: Re: You know that you're a dancer when.....


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Date Posted: 17:52:02 04/26/03 Sat
In reply to: tutuluvr 's message, "You know that you're a dancer when....." on 08:00:59 07/09/02 Tue

>YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DANCER WHEN...
>*You stay up for three hours the night before a
>performance sewing ribbons on pointe shoes.
>*Being corrected isn't considered an insult
>*You rant and rave about the joys of stretching
>yourself out in every direction and your mother
>wonders where she went wrong.
>*You learn how to make light of a mistake on stage.
>*Leotards and tights become more comfy than clothes.
>*You suddenly have the urge to curtsy instead of
>saying thank you
>*Changing costumes in the wings in one minute becomes
>easy
>*You're able to untie and retie a pointe shoe in 45
>seconds flat
>*Dancing with blisters becomes the norm.
>*Listening to Nutcracker music is a curse
>*You become a master in the field of toe health care
>*You stand in the lunch line in fourth position
>*You fall asleep in the splitz because "it's such a
>comfortable position!"
>*You're constantly broke because you're destroying
>pointe shoes at a constant rate of three per month.
>*You worry more about having water than food
>*You wonder why the average person goes to touch their
>toes and can't get past their knees without groaning.
>*You go to grab something off the floor and your leg
>shoots up to a perfect penchee.
>*You forget how to count past 8.
>*You're able to sew anything in a quick fix.
>*You think the best cure for a sprained ankle is to
>dance on it.
>*You recycle everything fom tights to pointe shoes to
>leotards
>*You find that odd things like masking tape and paper
>towels are more useful than band-aids.
>*The studio becomes your second home
>*Your bedroom is clean as a result of never being in
>it.
>*Your dancebag is a pigsty as a result of always being
>in it.
>*Potentially hazardous sports are off-limits until
>after Nutcracker season
>*You hear football players complaining of "turf toe"
>and laugh at the simplicity of their toe problems.
>*Karate is a no-no because you find it hard to kick
>with flexed feet and uneven hips
>*Instead of jogging, you run turned out and on the
>ball of your foot.
>*You're not sure if the mirror has become your friend
>or your enemy.
>*Instead of crouching down to pick something off the floor, you bend down with your knees straight, folding yourself in half.
>*You're closer to the people at your dance studio than your friends at school
>*You need pointe shoes, bobby pins and hair spray more than lip gloss, eye shadow, and mascara

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Re: You know that you're a dancer when.....No name05:51:55 03/05/04 Fri
Re: You know that you're a dancer when.....Rebekah Jackson16:46:40 11/29/04 Mon


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