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Subject: 戀愛不許偷懶


Author:
季晴
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Date Posted: 08:10:53 04/11/01 Wed

很多人以為感情淡了,

>> 所以人才變懶惰。

>> 錯!

>> 其實是人先被惰性征服,

>> 感情才會變淡。~

>>

>> 在某次部門同事聚餐的場合,對面的男同事埋頭努力吃著一尾又一尾的清蒸蝦,

>> 津津有味地向我推薦:「多吃點蝦子,新鮮美味,喔伊細喔!」

>> 盯著同事盤中堆積如山的瞎殼,一個「事實」忽地閃進我的腦海,沒有任何思考

>> 就脫口而出:「我吃蝦子,都是人家幫我剝殼剝得好好的,才吃!」

>> 這句話,引爆了同事的笑聲。

>>

>> 資深已婚人士開口了:「十年前,當我的老婆還是我的女朋友的時候,剝蝦殼,

>> 哪有什麼問題?她說要吃十隻,就剝二十隻給她!現在,她要我幫他剝蝦殼,開

>> 玩笑,連幫她剝衣服我都沒興趣了,還剝蝦殼咧!」

>>

>> 啊!難怪越來越多人只想要談一輩子的戀愛,卻遲遲不肯走入婚姻。

>> 因為,婚姻容易讓人懶惰。尤其,更容易使男人懶惰!

>> 有別於資深婚姻族「婚前殷勤、婚後才敢原形畢露」,幾位剛剛結婚的朋友,大

>> 辣辣地戲稱他們結婚的理由是:「懶得再去想該去哪裡約會,結婚後就不必約會

>> 了。」

>>

>> 哇!驚人驚人,「懶惰總在結婚後」的定律已經被推翻了。

>> 或許有一天,男人跟女人求婚的理由正是:「親愛的,我懶得再幫你剝蝦殼了,

>> 請你嫁給我吧!」女人向男人逼婚的理由也不再是:「親愛的,我有了。」而是

>> :「我懶得為了見你而化妝!」

>>

>> 很多人以為,是感情變淡了,所以人才變懶。

>> 錯!其實是,人先被惰性給征服,感情才理所當然地變淡。懶得講話、傾聽、做

>> 愛、製造驚喜、溫柔體貼……夫妻或情人之間,自然漸行漸遠漸無聲。有活力的

>> 愛情,是需要適度的殷勤灌溉。談戀愛,不准偷懶!

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