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Subject: HAIRIES - The Shocking Story...


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JohnnyBaldy
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Date Posted: 14:50:55 01/16/04 Fri
In reply to: JohnnyBaldy 's message, "HAIRIES - The Naked Truth!" on 14:49:33 01/16/04 Fri


FACT: The Hairies are in fact BALDIES !!!

FACT: They spend a small fortune on oh-so-obvious toupees, completely oblivious to the fact everybody knows...

FACT: They regularly swap wigs, oh yes...

FACT: Their leader, Jon Stone, is in fact a merchant banker

FACT: The inner circle of leaders have their own abominable Lizzy tribute band called 'Thin Uptop'

FACT: Their first release is imminent, a disgracefully disrespectful cover of Jailbreak. Proper Lizzy fans will be outraged at the repugnant mutilation meated out to the lyrics of one of Phils classics

FACT: They hide behind nicknames such as Slaphead, The Dome and Ovalbonce

FACT: In a pathetic attempt to deny the facts they employ a 'proper' hairy, they somehow think this helps...



JohnnyBaldy

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