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Who Stepped on the Duck?

Author:
Don L.

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Date Posted: 10:34:35 01/17/03 Fri
In reply to: Town Meeting 's message, "Square Pegs? Post It Here!" on 17:05:55 12/11/02 Wed

FINALLY! A product we boys can use that you girls will appreciate�the GasBGon� Flatulence Filter. You think I'm lying, don't you? Well read on:

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The Huzas, a husband-and-wife team, say the cushion uses charcoal liner technology to filter out both malodorous smells and head-turning noises. The fabric is washable, and a removable foam filter muffles sounds while the activated carbon absorbs odors.

Cushions can take about 450 toots before they need a filter change, and come in several fashion patterns with names like "The Musical Solo" and "Silent But Deadly."

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And gee! There are pictures and everything. This is "cutting" edge technology, folks. Just remember, you heard it, or rather, your DIDN'T hear it here, first.

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: Who Stepped on the Duck?	Larry	19:36:52 01/17/03 Fri
Re: Who Stepped on the Duck? -- Nikki, 14:32:59 01/18/03 Sat Re: Who Stepped on the Duck? -- Dale, 16:56:02 01/25/03 Sat