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Subject: Barbers


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Sammy
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Date Posted: 20:50:47 10/30/02 Wed
In reply to: Katie 's message, "Jokes/Mad Night Out Stories" on 15:03:29 08/02/02 Fri

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small, wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem. That happens from time to time." says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else."

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