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Subject: Executive Decision


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Mark Fisher
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Date Posted: 11:54:24 11/15/02 Fri
In reply to: Katie 's message, "Jokes/Mad Night Out Stories" on 15:03:29 08/02/02 Fri

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.

He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.

It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.

He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used
the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.

She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit today."

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