Subject:  Midget |
Author:
Mac
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Date Posted: 20:11:20 08/04/02 Sun
In reply to:
Katie
's message, "Jokes/Mad Night Out Stories" on 15:03:29 08/02/02 Fri
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a
friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who
wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over."
The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I thee her mouth?"
So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouth. Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes. "Ok, what about the eerth?"
Now the owner is getting pissed, but picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears. "OK, finally, I'd like to see her twat." With that, the owner picks up the midget and shoves his head up the horse's ass, then pulls him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, "perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to see her run!"
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