Blind Man -- My HAVE FUN Forum & Message Board

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, [2] ]

Subject:

Blind Man

Author:
Kev.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 07:46:11 02/03/03 Mon
In reply to: Katie 's message, "Jokes/Mad Night Out Stories" on 15:03:29 08/02/02 Fri

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a barstool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister - do you still wanna
tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares:

"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

Subject	Author	Date
SydesJokes	Hi	09:22:27 07/20/04 Tue