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Date Posted: 14:49:01 11/22/00 Wed
Author: Salieri
Subject: Hmmm, I wonder what signs we may read into this...
In reply to: Kris 's message, "Ah Sal me love... You aint senn or SMELLED nothin until you see what a 3 yr old can do to your living room with a tube of diaper rash ointment. That shit smells like DEAD FISH after about 10 min and does NOT wash out." on 22:55:04 11/21/00 Tue

Talking about smells, I have to admit my niece managed to knock me out every single one of those few times when I had to change her diapers. I mean gross! One day my evil sister (the other one) contrived a scheme that had me pick up my niece from daycare and then meet my sister at the train station so we could all go together to see my parents. Well whenever you picked up a kid you first had to put on fresh diapers. On the kid I mean. All previous times I had managed to be the last "parent" so I had all the time I needed. I mean it's a complicated operation, isn't it? They had this table where two babies could be done at the same time. Now that day I was in a hurry, and I couldn't play silly games with my niece forever while she was occupying half of that table, with a rapid succession of much more compliant kids and their mothers using the other half. I still have no idea why all those babies were staring at me like that, I mean we were complete strangers for Christ's sake! The mothers were even worse, I died and died under their smirks. I mean, you know, a tough guy really can't ask for help in a matter as simple as that, now can he? --- Anyway, if you've ever seen a young man and a stroller full of his excited niece madly racing from one end of Berlin to the other, - well, that was me...

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