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Date Posted: 06:04:58 02/14/01 Wed
Author: Kris
Subject: Thank God for Nearsighted Grannies

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother
asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know
that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her the top
part.

Later, he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his
grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends
the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the
wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and
hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says,
"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style. It makes your nose
look long."

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