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Date Posted: 22:20:30 08/15/02 Thu
Author: Siler Magpie
Subject: Limerics

Here are a few limerics, the first one I found on the net and it made me laugh, the second one is one that one of my friends made up.

In a castle that had a deep moat
Lived a chicken a duck and a goat.
They wanted to go out
And wander about
But all they needed was a boat.

There was an old lady from leeds
Who swallowed a paket of seeds,
Within half an hour
Her hair was in flower.
And her bum was full of weeds!

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