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Right Here With Me

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Clara

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Date Posted: 19:14:45 12/11/02 Wed

Chapt. 1 My Size Barbie

The Storee~ Chelle's house
Ayesha- lil sis where you finna go?
Clara- I'm da same age as you don't be callin me lil sistah
Ayesha- who 17 seconds older then?
Chelle- shut up I'm older than both of yall
Ayesha- but who's taller shorty?
Chelle- whatever ...I'm taller than Clara
Ayesha- Gary Coleman is too so don't feel special
Chelle- ah ha ha ha ha ha
Clara- not funnie Ayesha (picking her purse and keys up)
Ayesha- like i said before ...where you finna go?
Clara- to the studio
Chelle- oh you still seeing that producer guy?
Clara - do my bills still need to be paid?
Ayesha- ahhh you wrong
Clara- (smiles) whatever
Chelle- uuww I don't like yo lil sneaky tail
Clara- (lookin clueless) wha?
Chelle- you be tryin to look and act so innocent
Clara- wha? I am innocent
Ayesha- ah ha ha ha ha (bust out laughin)
Chelle- if you innocent so is Pamela Anderson
Clara- who still holdin they V-card? uh? (Starts singin some ish will walking out the door and holdin up her hand like she's holding a card for real) uh uh uh, uh uh uh (leaves)
Ayesha- lol sneaky hefa
Chelle- well what chu doin today?
Ayesha- you know what i always wanted (spoke before giving Chelle a chance to answer) a my size Barbie ...but i was always too tall
Chelle- (looking like Ayesha was crazy) gurl where the hell you get that from?
Ayesha- oh nuthin ...i was just thinking
Chelle- oh k ...so what chu doin today? goin to pick up yo Prozac?
Ayesha- thank ya funny don't cha?
Chelle- whatever
Ayesha- you know what ...I'm bout to go to the mall and see if i can buy a manikin and write Barbie on da back and that can be my my-size Barbie
Chelle- oh k Ayesha you really startin to scare me
Ayesha- you think Sears is still open ...they had a black manikin that looked almost cute enough to be me
Chelle- Ayesha! you can't be for real ...ain't nobody gon sell you a manikin
Ayesha- watch ...i bet they will
Chelle- well let's go see
Ayesha- my car or yours
Chelle- yours
Ayesha- come on
They roll out to Sears
Chelle- aiight Ayesha do yo thang
Ayesha- aiight
They start walking up to the counter and Ayesha starts to smile her lil devilish smile
Chelle- hold up ...hegs naw ...this ain't fair ...it's a male cashier
Ayesha- how easy is this gonna be? Let me check (looks down) short shorts, cute lil tank top (pats her head) playful lil pig tails ...let's just say i got dis
Chelle- whatever
they walk up to the counter
man- yes may I help you?
Ayesha- oh yes ...umm i was looking for a doll
Man- oh okay ...follow me (walks from behind the counter) right around here (walks on the toy aisle with some Barbies) here you go miss
Ayesha- (smiles) what's your name?
Man- ah umm Lunden
Ayesha- well Lunden ...I'm lookin for a My-size Barbie
Lunden- oh okay ...follow me (walks out the next aisle) here you go
Ayesha- (looks herself over and starts turning around)
Chelle- lol
Ayesha- ah Lunden
Lunden- (all eyes on Ayesha) yes?
Ayesha- do these dolls look my size?
Lunden- ah no
Ayesha- well come one (holds out her index finger and motions for him to follow her) follow me (grabs his hand and smiles at Chelle) here we go (takes him to the black manikin she wanted) how about this one
Lunden- ahhh ha ha ha ha (bust out laughin)
Ayesha- (puts on a said face and looks at him real serious and says) what's so funny?
Lunden- (laughing) you want a manikin?
Ayesha- (still acting innocent with attitude) it's my size isn't it
Lunden- well yeah but
Ayesha- (cuts him of) but what?
Lunden- but it's not for sell
Ayesha- it's a big doll in a store ...it is for sell ...so how much does it cost (smiles a lil devilish grin)
Lunden- (smiling thinkin he gettin play) well let me go ask my manager what's up with that
Ayesha- aiight
They walk back up to the counter and Lunden goes behind a curtain to the office, when he comes out he doesn't look to happen?
Ayesha- (looking at him with much concern) what's the matter?
Lunden- he laughed and said it's not for sell
Chelle- he? oh lawd
Ayesha- (smiles at Chelle) well i think we need to talk to the manager
Chelle- we? since when you started speakin French?
Ayesha- whatever gurl ...a Lunden ...may I speak with your manager?
Lunden- oh k (goes in the back and comes out with the manager) sir this lady would like to purchase a manikin
Manager- (holding back laughs) ma'am we don't sell manikins
Ayesha- (like she's about to cry) what?
Chelle- oh lawd
Manager- I'm sorry ma'am
Ayesha- what's your name?
Manager- Cyrus
Ayesha- oh k Cyrus ...can you follow me?
Cyrus- sure ma'am
Ayesha- (smiles playfully) oh k
So Ayesha, Chelle and Cyrus walk back to the manikin.
Ayesha- (turning around and looking at herself while saying) Cyrus do you think I look good?
Cyrus- (caught off guard) ah ah
Chelle- ahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha (bustin up laughin)
Ayesha- (stops and looks at him) come on answer me
Cyrus- well yes you're a nice looking woman
Ayesha- (looking him right in the eye) do you think I'm fine?
Cyrus- ...well uh yeah
Ayesha- fine enough to be a model?
Cyrus- yes
Ayesha- all my life ...all i wanted (sniffs)
Lunden runs over with some tissues
Ayesha- (takes one) thanx ...all i wanted was a my size Barbie (wipes the sides of her eyes) and ah (acts as if she might faint)
Cyrus pulls a chair over to her
Ayesha- (falls in it) ohhh (puts her head on the back of her wrist) and i was never able to get one ...because i was always too tall for them ...now all i want (sniffs) is a my size Barbie (looks at Cyrus like she was a lil kid and he was the ice cream man and talks like a woman in desperate need of something, well only a man can give her) and you're the only one that can fulfill this burning passion that's built up inside of me ...something that I've wanted for sooo long ...that I've thought about day in and day out ...this is all i want and i need it sooo bad ...will you give it to me?
Cyrus- (thinking- oh shiiit Mr. Happy, stay down) ah ummm ...I'll be right back (tries to walk calmly back to the office)
Lunden- me too (follows him)
Ayesha- (wait until their out of site and starts laughing) ahhh that was hella funny
Chelle- ahhh (laughing) gurl you hella dumb ...you better not shake no hands when they come back out
Ayesha- lol i know right
They come back out
Cyrus- umm ma'am ...I've just found out that we're getting a new shipment of manikins tomorrow ...so which one would you like?
Ayesha- (grinning from ear to ear) this one right here (points to the black manikin they were standing by)
Cyrus- oh k ...we could have this boxed in about 30 minutes
Ayesha- oh k ...we'll be back
Cyrus- oh k
Ayesha- see ya (winks)
Chelle and Ayesha walk out
Chelle- gurl you hella stupid
Ayesha- told you Ayesha gets what Ayesha wants
Chelle- lol

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